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Romance / Re: Thread closed!! by henrylowe(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2016 |
OP please try to be creative when you want to make FP |
Romance / Re: Five Nairalanders That Deserve Payment For Work Done On Nairaland by henrylowe(m): 11:34am On Apr 01, 2016 |
Synzu:Will you shut up dumb skull.. If you think they make inexperienced half baked lists why not come up with experienced full-baked list? You can't even create a topic yet you castigate those who are at least trying.. Ode !! 6 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Has A Beggar Ever Scammed You? Share Your Experiences by henrylowe(m): 3:53pm On Mar 30, 2016 |
Here we go again ! A beggar came to my friends disguising as a deaf and dumb person. We had compassion on him and dipped our hands into our pockets and helped him in a little way we could Few minutes later, we went to a nearby canteen and we were astonished when we spotted this beggar eating rice and beans, plus dodo and egg .. To our surprise, he ordered for chilled pepsi Person wey claim say him no fit talk? We just acted like we did not know him.. We wey give am money gan no fit afford pepsi, na pure water we take smatch our bread and beans 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by henrylowe(m): 5:19pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house. One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was ) When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand. After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief Lalasticlala come and share yours too 307 Likes 35 Shares |
Romance / Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by henrylowe(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
I'm very gulity of 1, 4 and 5 and I know that most guys are guilty of it Btw, nice dp Tosyne. #no-homo# 5 Likes |
Romance / .... by henrylowe(m): 9:22pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool debate: Equating HND with BSC: Winner: OAU by henrylowe(m): 8:35pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
vickylala239:Shut up your mouth eeediot.. I have been reading the comment of a dumb skull like you saying whatnot just to justify herself. It's better for you stay out of this educating debate and let those who want to learn learn, rather than displaying illiteracy and stupi.dity on a public forum like this.. It's so pathetic that with your so called Bsc, you can't even punctuate, spell and capitalize properly yet you claim you are superior to an HND holder Tosyne, pls keep it up with the BRUTALITY while I enjoy the fun |
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool debate: Equating HND with BSC: Winner: OAU by henrylowe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 08, 2016 |
tosyne2much:Tosyne I swear you wicked ooooo... See as you murdered the daughter of a man
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Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by henrylowe(m): 6:15pm On Mar 04, 2016 |
Oga Tosyne don come again. I'm always anticipating these your hilarious posts 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 1:08am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Jadekitana:You should be the one who should get a life and stop being a nuisance on a public forum |
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 12:59am On Feb 25, 2016 |
Jadekitana:Who cares whether you have travelled to Ghana or Zimbabwe? I just pity the man that will marry you with your manner of talking I don't know if your parent didn't train you well, or they trained you but you failed to accept training. Even when they have nothing to offer a man, they will come to a faceless forum like this displaying hypocripsy just to convince people that they are priceless.. Rubbish !!! |
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 12:55am On Feb 25, 2016 |
dazzle101:Shut your mouth and stop blabbing here.. So from all the lists, why emphasising on splitting the payment of a bill? I still don't know why you carry dis thread for your head. Why are you so pained that you can't even hide your pains.. The same lazy bone who see marriage as an escape to poverty will still come here agitating for gender equality.. Capital FOOL !!! 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Screenshots: See My Reply When She Asked For Recharge Card At Midnight by henrylowe(m): 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2016 |
tosyne2much:This is what we call bashing... Tosyne, see how you murdered the daughter of a man 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Screenshots: See My Reply When She Asked For Recharge Card At Midnight by henrylowe(m): 10:46am On Feb 24, 2016 |
Lmao @ cast your burden upon the Lord and stop asking for recharge card.. But wait oooo oga Tosyne, where you become recharge card seller? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: 10 Lies Most Politicians Tell During Election Campaigns To Deceive Voters by henrylowe(m): 2:33pm On Feb 23, 2016 |
That number 1 is very common |
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 11:13pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Suigeneris93:Looking at your statement, one would think you are a hot pretty damsel until I checked your profile pix To have made such a delusional statement, how old are you? |
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 11:11pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
The OP has brutalised our ladies with the bitter truth. With a thread like this, you begin to wonder if we no longer have ladies on nairaland. The proportion of ladies viewing this thread outweigh the dudes yet they won't comment |
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 9:16pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Tosyne my man, you are of hell of an intelligent dude. I just hope these ladies will learn from this Kindly remind me when Lalasticlala pushes this to the HQ |
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by henrylowe(m): 6:22pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Frankly speaking, I don't think I can marry a virgin even when I see one. Experienced ladies rocks my boat 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Signs You Are Suffering From Poverty by henrylowe(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2015 |
This is very hilarious Lalastlclala pls we need this on the fp |
Education / Re: NAIRALAND INTERSCHOOL DEBATE Team 4: Geniuses are born not made? by henrylowe(m): 10:49pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
tosyne2much:Hahaha.. KG1 ke ? Now this is what we call BRUTALITY
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Education / Re: NAIRALAND INTERSCHOOL DEBATE Team 4: Geniuses are born not made? by henrylowe(m): 10:45pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
tosyne2much:Tosyne, see how you murdered the man called TruthHurts1
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Fashion / Make Your Shoes At Affordable Price by henrylowe(m): 9:44am On Dec 26, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by henrylowe(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2015 |
Omotayor123:I will always continue to say that you are so backward, re.tard and myopic in thinking.. I wonder how you manage to pass in school. *Dick head* 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:26am On Dec 21, 2015 |
RexKexMilann:Na yeye girls dey form pass here. Even the classy ones don't even form at all. Even though you don't ever wish to meet with any nairalander, it's best you keep it to yourself rather than spewing it publicly making people look worthless or something. I'm don't with the eeediot jawe Back to the shayo mata. Baba be like say na origin go make sense for this harmarthan |
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:21am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Estharfabian:Jealous of who? You? *spits* Of all better babes wey dey nairaland, na you I wan dey stalk? Tufiakwa !!! Just know how you talk to guys here. Not all of us are perverts, so we don't care if you exist or not, if you put up your picture or not. Whether you use a tortoise as you DP, who even cares? 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:17am On Dec 21, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:12am On Dec 21, 2015 |
RexKexMilann:Na Guiness oooo. The most annoying thing is that the said Estharfabian is always present on every thread giving relationship advice to people even at odd hours at night. All these teens who are bereft of relationship experience are always the ones forming relationship experts. What annoyed me most was seeing her feeling so special making every nairaland dude look like he's not up to her class or something.. Who cares if she puts up her picture or not ? Yeye and ugly girls forming since 900BC 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 11:45pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
PushMusic:The girl is damn ugly, yet she go dey form. I'm pretty sure that she uploaded one of her best pictures and she still looks malnourished. *spits* Many are ugly, only few of them are able to put up their pictures 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 11:42pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Estharfabian:who's this eeediot feeling so special?.. Many of you hide your ugliness under the cover of privacy and na una dey form pass on this forum. Who cares if your extended family members are registered members of nairaland? Just take a look at your pathetic life and see what you posted there. Many nairalanders have got to meet offline, so who are you to claim you are too important to meet with male nairalanders. Whether you put up your pix or not, who cares? Btw, who even wants to meet a ret.ard like you? 13 Likes 2 Shares |
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