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Romance / Re: Thread closed!! by henrylowe(m): 2:08pm On Apr 01, 2016
OP please try to be creative when you want to make FP
Romance / Re: Five Nairalanders That Deserve Payment For Work Done On Nairaland by henrylowe(m): 11:34am On Apr 01, 2016
Synzu:
They should get paid for inexperienced half-baked lists? undecided
Will you shut up dumb skull.. If you think they make inexperienced half baked lists why not come up with experienced full-baked list? You can't even create a topic yet you castigate those who are at least trying.. Ode !!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Has A Beggar Ever Scammed You? Share Your Experiences by henrylowe(m): 3:53pm On Mar 30, 2016
Here we go again !


A beggar came to my friends disguising as a deaf and dumb person. We had compassion on him and dipped our hands into our pockets and helped him in a little way we could

Few minutes later, we went to a nearby canteen and we were astonished when we spotted this beggar eating rice and beans, plus dodo and egg .. To our surprise, he ordered for chilled pepsi shocked Person wey claim say him no fit talk? shocked We just acted like we did not know him.. We wey give am money gan no fit afford pepsi, na pure water we take smatch our bread and beans

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Romance / Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by henrylowe(m): 5:19pm On Mar 27, 2016
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. cheesy Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. cheesy The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was cheesy )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? cheesy ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

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Romance / Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by henrylowe(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2016
I'm very gulity of 1, 4 and 5 and I know that most guys are guilty of it cheesy


Btw, nice dp Tosyne. #no-homo#

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Romance / .... by henrylowe(m): 9:22pm On Mar 14, 2016
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Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool debate: Equating HND with BSC: Winner: OAU by henrylowe(m): 8:35pm On Mar 08, 2016
vickylala239:


You Jst a little funny idioottttt.... u mean I shuld strt punctuating Jst Cuz I wnt to post on common social media.....or I shuld strt writin in full Jst Cuz am on Nairaland.... Lol...

I see u are paid by writin in full and taking tym to punctuate... Jst as I said ur Jst a tym waster..

If u think seun will pay u for taking tym to punctuate and writin in full ur Jst wasting ur tym....

Ur debaterz Hv deserted ur thread for you....Lol!!!!

I knew ur wer foooolish. . Cuz if u were actually debating...u culd Hv concentrated on ur wrk..Bt here you are...with some1 who is calling it debating thread shitttt....

U claim am Nt intellectual enuf.. oya push ur write up to Senate and let dem pass this....Wat u knw is to cum here and drag commEnt wit does u will Neva see....

Lik I said am ready for u...since am now your topic of debate.....

For d past pages s now d debate is abt mi...let's go...mummmmu
Shut up your mouth eeediot.. I have been reading the comment of a dumb skull like you saying whatnot just to justify herself. It's better for you stay out of this educating debate and let those who want to learn learn, rather than displaying illiteracy and stupi.dity on a public forum like this.. It's so pathetic that with your so called Bsc, you can't even punctuate, spell and capitalize properly yet you claim you are superior to an HND holder


Tosyne, pls keep it up with the BRUTALITY while I enjoy the fun
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool debate: Equating HND with BSC: Winner: OAU by henrylowe(m): 7:53pm On Mar 08, 2016
tosyne2much:
As I have said earlier, arguing with you is devaluation of oneself.. What's the point arguing with someone who can't even write coherently in English?


What's even the point arguing with someone who doesn't even know when to start a word with capital or small letter?


Of course I have HND in view but I can bet a million dollars that you obviously can't even stand me.

Madam Bsc holder, go and work on yourself and improve on your vocabulary so that you can defend your certificate anywhere you go, so that an ordinary school cert holder will not be rated above you [/i]
Tosyne I swear you wicked ooooo... See as you murdered the daughter of a man cheesy

Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by henrylowe(m): 6:15pm On Mar 04, 2016
Oga Tosyne don come again. I'm always anticipating these your hilarious posts cheesy

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Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 1:08am On Feb 25, 2016
Jadekitana:


Please take your frustrations elsewhere, I replied who mentioned me, I can't remember having any debate with you. You should learn to mind your business, it helps alot.
You should be the one who should get a life and stop being a nuisance on a public forum
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 12:59am On Feb 25, 2016
Jadekitana:


On the contrary he-goat i'v left the shores of nigeria, on business trips and vacations nd i'v not really seen couples splitting bills in my presence! You should learn how to address people with decorum in public and don't be a scalywag. What a foolish statement! Where in the world have you been to? Maybe just 3 countries and you have the guts to make such a silly sweepy statement. I pity your wannabe ignorance.
Who cares whether you have travelled to Ghana or Zimbabwe? I just pity the man that will marry you with your manner of talking


I don't know if your parent didn't train you well, or they trained you but you failed to accept training. Even when they have nothing to offer a man, they will come to a faceless forum like this displaying hypocripsy just to convince people that they are priceless.. Rubbish !!!
Romance / Re: 8 Evidences That Show A Lady Will Become A Stingy Wife by henrylowe(m): 12:55am On Feb 25, 2016
dazzle101:
Whatttttttttttt shocked you want to split bills on every date and later u'd come on out and say 'u the man'

Taaaaaaa, how petty!! Idiat try that rubbish with me n u so goooooneeeee!!! Broke ass... namsense!! angry angry

If I want to pay the bills, i'd initiate the date n do the paying not when I'm not up for an outing n u come up n say let's go out n split bills, u and who And hey, it's not being cheap, it's just how it should be naturally. Adam was created to be the provider ab inito but ur lazy selves would have none of it: the world is changing, women now work so heck: they should be splitting bills and contributing, a livid excuse for the lukewarm n lax man who knows not his place!!!!

Tomorrow they'd open their chauvinistic mouths to claim 'I'm in charge as the man' may.........!!! grin grin grin lemme stop here.

I'm sure my stance is clear enough!!! To every dude out there: be the man you were created to be and stop looking for flimsy excuses to support your baseless theory @OP berra do away with that inane thought of yours as its so banal and shoddy!!!
Shut your mouth and stop blabbing here.. So from all the lists, why emphasising on splitting the payment of a bill?


I still don't know why you carry dis thread for your head. Why are you so pained that you can't even hide your pains.. The same lazy bone who see marriage as an escape to poverty will still come here agitating for gender equality.. Capital FOOL !!!

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Romance / Re: Screenshots: See My Reply When She Asked For Recharge Card At Midnight by henrylowe(m): 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2016
tosyne2much:
I don't give a damn about your pathetic life.. Why would you even ask me for recharge card in the first place? You work put for my hand? Lazy bone !!! No go find work do, you think say na only ur kitty-cat go put food for table for you? Shiooor !!!


Just get da fucck up my mention and stop being an attention seeking nincompoop...
This is what we call bashing... Tosyne, see how you murdered the daughter of a man cheesy

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Romance / Re: Screenshots: See My Reply When She Asked For Recharge Card At Midnight by henrylowe(m): 10:46am On Feb 24, 2016
Lmao @ cast your burden upon the Lord and stop asking for recharge card.. But wait oooo oga Tosyne, where you become recharge card seller?

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Politics / Re: 10 Lies Most Politicians Tell During Election Campaigns To Deceive Voters by henrylowe(m): 2:33pm On Feb 23, 2016
That number 1 is very common
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 11:13pm On Jan 24, 2016
Suigeneris93:
I'm guilty of 1 tho. tongue Yea sue me! Most guys don't appreciate what they get on a platter so y will I cheapen myself?

I agree with all the other points. Nice one op!
Looking at your statement, one would think you are a hot pretty damsel until I checked your profile pix


To have made such a delusional statement, how old are you?
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 11:11pm On Jan 24, 2016
The OP has brutalised our ladies with the bitter truth. With a thread like this, you begin to wonder if we no longer have ladies on nairaland. The proportion of ladies viewing this thread outweigh the dudes yet they won't comment
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by henrylowe(m): 9:16pm On Jan 23, 2016
Tosyne my man, you are of hell of an intelligent dude. I just hope these ladies will learn from this


Kindly remind me when Lalasticlala pushes this to the HQ
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies Normally Find Offensive by henrylowe(m): 6:22pm On Dec 29, 2015
Frankly speaking, I don't think I can marry a virgin even when I see one. Experienced ladies rocks my boat

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Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Signs You Are Suffering From Poverty by henrylowe(m): 11:32am On Dec 29, 2015
This is very hilarious cheesy

Lalastlclala pls we need this on the fp
Education / Re: NAIRALAND INTERSCHOOL DEBATE Team 4: Geniuses are born not made? by henrylowe(m): 10:49pm On Dec 28, 2015
tosyne2much:
What has ranking got to do with this ? Your earlier comment which discriminated against other students of other institutions was totally uncalled for (awon pako universities and polytechnics). If this is your way of reasoning, then I have to say that you need to apply a propriety of wisdom, intelligence and maturity when talking. With your mode of talking and using you as an example, can you now see that your institution can be ranked first in Nigeria yet you could still reason like my cousin in KG1?

Though you tried to defend yourself but your comment still does not hold water at all. There's no point arguing with someone with a myopic way of reasoning.

I'm done with this argument. You won !!!
Hahaha.. KG1 ke ?


Now this is what we call BRUTALITY

Education / Re: NAIRALAND INTERSCHOOL DEBATE Team 4: Geniuses are born not made? by henrylowe(m): 10:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
tosyne2much:
Don't be an attention seeking nincompoop. Don't be pained ehn. Just work on widening your horizon cheesy


I surround myself and argue with people with wide range of intellectual capacity, not a dumb acclaimed educated reta.rd like you
cheesy
Tosyne, see how you murdered the man called TruthHurts1 cheesy

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Romance / Re: 8 Dubious Ways Ladies Demand Money From Guys by henrylowe(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2015
Omotayor123:
undecided Nothing is Dubious here ... So far you are asking your boyfriend..

It's his choice if he gives or Not!
I will always continue to say that you are so backward, re.tard and myopic in thinking.. I wonder how you manage to pass in school. *Dick head*

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Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:26am On Dec 21, 2015
RexKexMilann:
Baba leave all Those children, I try as Much as possible to ignore them & The rubbish things that they type.


You know the forum is "Faceless" & People just type anyhow because Slapping OR beating someone Online is not even Possible, Just leave them make them dey Form Celebrity for Here when Their Mates Dey Marry for the Real World.



You don't Fancy Legend Or Star? I no just like Guinness at allsad.
Na yeye girls dey form pass here. Even the classy ones don't even form at all. Even though you don't ever wish to meet with any nairalander, it's best you keep it to yourself rather than spewing it publicly making people look worthless or something. I'm don't with the eeediot jawe


Back to the shayo mata. Baba be like say na origin go make sense for this harmarthan
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:21am On Dec 21, 2015
Estharfabian:
coolcool...And grandpa just can't stop Mentioning me...jealous much??coolcool

You've just Proven You've been stalking me..undecided Gracias!
Nice to know tho!grin
Jealous of who? You? *spits* Of all better babes wey dey nairaland, na you I wan dey stalk? Tufiakwa !!!


Just know how you talk to guys here. Not all of us are perverts, so we don't care if you exist or not, if you put up your picture or not. Whether you use a tortoise as you DP, who even cares?

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Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:17am On Dec 21, 2015
henrylowe:
Na Guiness oooo. The most annoying thing is that the said Estharfabian is always present on every thread giving relationship advice to people even at odd hours at night. All these teens who are bereft of relationship experience are always the ones forming relationship experts. What annoyed me most was seeing her feeling so special making every nairaland dude look like he's not up to her class or something.. Who cares if she puts up her picture or not ? Yeye and ugly girls forming since 900BC
Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 12:12am On Dec 21, 2015
RexKexMilann:
Bro, Which is your Favorite Beer and How Many Crates can You consume?grin.
Na Guiness oooo. The most annoying thing is that the said Estharfabian is always present on every thread giving relationship advice to people even at odd hours at night. All these teens who are bereft of relationship experience are always the ones forming relationship experts. What annoyed me most was seeing her feeling so special making every nairaland dude look like he's not up to her class or something.. Who cares if she puts up her picture or not ? Yeye and ugly girls forming since 900BC

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Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 11:45pm On Dec 20, 2015
PushMusic:


Someone please tell her to take that picture off. Looks like her hand is crippled already. lipsrsealed
The girl is damn ugly, yet she go dey form. I'm pretty sure that she uploaded one of her best pictures and she still looks malnourished. *spits*


Many are ugly, only few of them are able to put up their pictures

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Romance / Re: Fake Picture On Her Nl Account by henrylowe(m): 11:42pm On Dec 20, 2015
Estharfabian:
Uh...Me??grin

First off...I'm so Not Popular...cool

Secondly, I've never Uploaded a Photo of Any Humanbeing since I Joined...undecided

Thirdly, My mom, daddy, granny, friends and Siblings Are NL's...wink

Buh Really, apart from those..I don't Wish to see any Nairalander(No offensetongue)..
Then! they'd know the REAL me!undecided tragic! sheesh!embarassed
who's this eeediot feeling so special?.. Many of you hide your ugliness under the cover of privacy and na una dey form pass on this forum. Who cares if your extended family members are registered members of nairaland?

Just take a look at your pathetic life and see what you posted there. Many nairalanders have got to meet offline, so who are you to claim you are too important to meet with male nairalanders. Whether you put up your pix or not, who cares?

Btw, who even wants to meet a ret.ard like you?

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