God forbid !!! Even my dad will disown me for doing this for a Nigerian lady

Only if her yansh is made up of gold, laced with AC

If you agree with me click LIKE

Nawa oooo

permanentgrace:


Like i said, the thread may be funny to you, but i'm still looking for what is funny in it.

Which one can you come up with?

3 & 5 are so hilarious

The witches and wizards in your village followed you to a job interview if you go for an interview and they ask for your nairaland username, and you said "Ishilove", meanwhile you don send all the interviewers go 2months jail for Nairaland

If you believe the below picture, click like

Lmao @ 5 and 10


Lalasticlala food don come oooo

Hahaha.. Tosyne nice one


11. They will condemn this write-up

Another way to spot ladies who are chop and clean mouth material is that they will fault this write-up and try to bash the OP for being on point.. They will soon surface on this thread, let's be patient for their arrival

I have experienced such before too

I met this babe during the era of 2go and we dated for three months or so after which we met at Mr Biggs, Isolo. I was so embarrassed when this lady nearly almost tasted everything in the eatery. From popcorn to sausage, from meat pie to ice cream and later requested for take away. A guy seated beside us was just shaking his head

Let guys share their experiences so that other young dudes will learn

tosyne2much:
Who are rapists? Smh

Hey madam, for the fact that someone posts an articles does not give you the audacity to start ranting and wailing. You're not even better than many of us. Some of you will rant on nairaland to appear as saints when there are various species of guys in your area bleeping your kitty-cat without mercy


The forum offers the chance for everyone to create whatever they like, whether bullshit or sensible.. So next time, when you see a write-up that makes no sense to you, kindly ignore it and move to another thread rather than wailing and showing how frustrated you are to people who don't even know of your existence.


When a write-up is bullshit to you, kindly hit the "create a topic" button and create your own sensible thread. It's as simple as ABC


**Abeg swerve comot for this thread make we see road jhor **

This is what we call bashing of the highest order

What's the morale behind all these female demeaning threads?

Congrats bro. I'm happy 4u oooooo, may your testimony be permanent

No one should be above the law

Even though I not too hear English, I don't make these mistakes

We are taking about the respect naturally attached to being rich some eeediots are busy talking about the respect attached to being a nobel... Whether you believe it or not, rich people earn more respct in the society more than educated ones

This is going to be very brutal.. Many people will now become homeless

Aipete2:
I wish to fight with you, won't tell you WHY

what would u want to fight me ?

Happy Birthday to my childhood friend, Tosyne2much, who is one of the most humblest, funniest, creative, intelligent, knowledgeable and thoughtful person I ever have as a friend. I pray that God will take you to a higher ground as you add another year today. HBD Tosin

And some people are giving advice sha... Tosin which day you sef become a troll abi person hack ur account ni ?

I hope ATM fit qualify sha

Oboi see fine babe ooooo

kennygee:
That multiple piercing part is a Big Fat Ugly Lie.

You want to tell me majority of runs girls have multiple piercings?

In the north where I'm from, its very common to see ladies with multiple piercings and it has nothing to do with being a runs girl.

That's how y'all will be stereotyping anyhow.

I have multiple piercings in my ear and I don't mean to blow my trumpet but I'm one of the most decent women you'll ever find.

Enough of all these bull crap about women with multiple piercings pls.

And you think this actually makes you a woman of virtue? Stay dia make dem dey deceive you. Bullcrap !

11. They will fault the write-up and try to bash the op

Nothing good mostly come out of celebrities marriages

#Busted# This thread sweet die.. See as both woman wrappers and ladies wey dey guilty wan chop the OP

What a world we live in

This one wey Man Utd dey win today

This country don tire me sef

Spot on ! Be like say this thread go sweet.. I dey come


I met this lady on social media and we started dating. Few months after we met she came to pay me a visit and as a very sharp man, I made advances as they say opportunity come but once. Na so this babe start to dey form ooooo telling stories of how a white garment pastor warned her against sex and abortion . (Tell that story to Mr. Ibu). Girl wey be say she no dey ever tire to ask me for money ooooo. I no fit count how many times wey I don send her money

I tried and tried and tried and by the time she saw that I would succeed in the mission, she shouted at the top of her voice calling that I wanted to rape her.


One of my neighbours who happened to be my Sunday school teacher in church rushed to my door and started begging me to open the door and not allow the devil use me . Till today, shame dey always grip me each time I see the man.

It was really an embarrassing experience

I still can't find any sense in this thread

OP you have to lead by example now

Who be this one again na?

Do I even care?

Wailers don come again