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WTF is happening?

mrlaw93: OLX the boy sharperly...

mobo free better pass

ClintonNzedimma: whatsapp 08093801333

ok thanks, I'll add you right away

[quote author=ClintonNzedimma][/quote]I'll like to talk with you, how to do we contact

ok, maybe I'll have to train my eyes

booqee: [b]Well I'm not a regular poster on nairaland unlike before but I'm definitely a steady and religious viewer of nairaland and I've come across a lot of annoying posters, with some post funny and some not so funny. Anyway this is a list of things I find really annoying on nairaland.

1. First to comment. Maybe I'm missing something here, does Seun give award to these pple or something? what's d hype about? I find it very silly for grown up adults to be jubilating over FTC on a thread.

2. Space bookers. Well maybe I should cut these group of people some slack. Majority of us don't read past the first page so these group of pple will just type a dot or a letter and eventually come back to modify their post. Its all in a bid to av their post on the first page so people can read or even like it. Doesn't matter if its a dumb post or not.

3. "Like" seekers. Its not uncommon to see post like this: "click like if you think...blah blah blah" wtf?! Do you convert the likes to Naira?

4. Thread derailers. I so much detest this group. They can turn a beautiful and interesting thread to trash!

5. Tribal bigots. Now this is the group I hate with a passion. They are naturally sad people. Let a thread be about barbie and candies, they can easily turn it to a tribal war, you'd be shocked!!

6. Posters who intentionally speak stupid English to sound funny and end up been very dry. Only one poster can sound very funny on this and that is yuzedo, every other one's are up and coming copycats.

7. People who quote a very very very long post especially that of the OP's and end up writing a two or three letter word or even a smiley! Worse still some write "too long for me to read, can someone summarise it"!!!! wtf?! how can someone be so dumb?!

8. Oga at the top. Yes we all had fun with it while it was trending. But excuse me, this is July 2014 and some dry folks are still cracking it! Puleeaaazzzze its already stale and drrryyyyy!

9. Nairalanders who blame obviously unrelated matter on GEJ, APC, or PDP! Ok sometimes people do it to catch fun but its silly most times. Look at this:
TOPIC: I lost my dear granddad to death today. :-(
REPLY: I blame it on GEJ!
Like seriously?! Is that funny?!! gosh

10. GEJ till 2100 or infinity sef. this is the one I find most annoying. Don't ask me why.

I'll add more if I remember.

You can add yours too!

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young lady you're just a sadist or something related. if you don't know these are things that make NL interesting, if these things are stopped/prohibited on NL I'll delete my Account and walk away out of NL because you don't pay me to visit, its my time and data(my money) that I use so you don't come here and start frustrating my happiness in the name that you're a sadist. and if I delete my Account many people will also delete theirs' cos nothing else makes NL interesting amd fun. besides I thought I will be seeing a post that'll talk about improving NL and here you're talking gibberish. infact this post is the thing I hate on NL, go and die OP.

sniperwolf: Both ideas are great. I never thought this was possible ab initio

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jude33084: Gurus in the house what apps can I download to my laptop?



Recommend please

oh oh... sorry for this late reply, what kind of apps do you actually mean, system or mobile..
. I'll be waiting for your reply before any recommendation

Just as the title says, in this post I'll be writing on the not so popular Google online tools or features which you're probably not using but you should be using at least one out of them.
Apart from the conventional Google search, many of us don't make use of other Google features made available to us, some times due to not knowing they exist.
these tools include.
1. Google drive
I know many will doubt this, but the fact remains that if every internet user especially those who store files online example bloggers will start using Google drive you'll see we'll not worry mush about storing files in a secure server. apart from the security provided, Google offers everyone 15G of free space to store any kind of files including pictures and the rest.
2.Google translate.
Apart from google search this is one of the many google features i use the most.
with google translate you can translate any website of your choice from any language to any language of your choice for example you can translate Nairaland from english to Igbo or Hausa or Yoruba. so you can try it out.
3.Google currency converter
this is another nice feature i also use, the name alone will tell you what it does, if you want google to convert one dollar to naira for you, you just type this on the search box without the quotes 'one dollar in naira' and the first option you'll see there is not click able and that is the standard conversion rate between the two currencies.

I could not list down all the tools but you can go to the SOURCE to know the remaining ones and how to use them.
NOTE; I also did not list the urls to everyone of them because i don't want to be banned by the spambot for spamming the forum.

olasmith10: lol.. instead make u advice me against am

hahaha, i no know your plans now

olasmith10: Abi now, just get sand paper and fresh pepper.. scrub and rub system and in 3 days, Na u people go deh call Mr pink

hehehe, in other words, what's up 'Mr Pink in advance,'

olasmith10: Na true sha.. Infact I need to ask my babe if she likes pink lips on guys.. Maybe I go still see those guys last last

hahaha, ask her oh,
make you know your stand

RANDY1: you should consider yourself privileged you have a white girlfriend . black people want to mix with white people so they can have light skin babies . white people who mix with blacks are usually trailer trash Whores . no decent white girl wants a black guy.

look son! what are you feeling like?

i just went to your profile I saw all you posts are racists.
let me tell you, only inferior people are racists.

olasmith10: Dem full computer village.. immediately u wan enter under d bridge.. na so one con meet me: fyn boy u wan tatoo, u wan pink lips.. na der shock grip me.. PINK LIPS.. heeebaaaa

the truth be say some girls like am, but the girls wey like am na small small girls.

Olazy239: if it was MR president dat got attacked,will u say he is d mastermind of is own attack,,GEJ is busy decieving us....
Is it only me dat sees dis dat man is dangerous

I believe its only you oh

Olazy239: you are a big bleep fool

I know where ever General Buhari is, in his mind when he sees you n this lunatic guy, he'll say look at these fo.ols (note:in his mind oh)

guttentag: This EDiot is not even in Nigeria

that's the most annoying part of his 'sermon'

safarigirl: Nigga be writing shi all the way from USA, chilling in front of his computer and allowing his fingers to roam free like he knows shiittt bout what's going on here.

And people here will be taking him seriously and giving him levels. The day kasala burst on top the guy matter, niggahh will still be in US typing his shiiit while y'all will be hiding inside Olumo rock

milady, you're correct, the guy os just there inciting the public. when he definitely knows little about what he's talking.

calebo101: This issue has been thrashed over and over again. If he tried to kill himself, that's perfectly alright, i can understand that . If not then i think it's high time he joins hands with President Jonathan to move the country forward. There is no law that says you must be a serving leader before you make an impact!

God know say Uncle Jona must complete e tenure after which we go handover to the East then back to South South again, then to the East, na so we go pass d baton round till we tire, . Na all of us get Nigeria afterall. Who nor gree, make e go hang himself. Kpatakpata we go scatter everything make everybody answer e papa name. The one North oppress us don reach, who dey cry dey see road.

aaaarh!.... you go school.
the thing be say majority will never accept the truth(which is what you just wrote). Besides GEJ has/did not terrorise/oppress the north at all,unlike what they did to use and still intend to.

WombRaiders: [img]http://www.aaj.tv/gallery/118096_news_image.jpg[/img]

[size=18pt]There is no phucking moon! Wadya mean they saw it in Arewastan?[/size]

you killed it

lakad4u: why are some people like showing there leve of ignorant?can anybody tell you your own religion is confused?this issue of religion is something that has been existing even before the existence of your great gran fathers,why can't you just read and close the page if you know you have nothing special ot intelligent to say....anyway,am a christain but I hate it when people say rubbish to another religion because we serve the same God..

point of correction, we don't serve the same GOD but I agree with the rest of your post

1shortblackboy: i not only smell but i taste conspiracy. was the moon sighting rigged so as to further their bombing plans for today?

there's sense in what you you just said

[quote author=gistmelove][/quote]I swear you're hell bound

etebefia: everyday bombing in kano, i know the governor(mr talkative) must be happy with the way things are going, meanwhile time for kano to join borno and co in state of emergency.
i want to tell you people the truth, boko haram is an IDEOLOGY it is not just about those guys in sambisa forest, even if you kill shekau and his army today today, many shekau will come out today today, the mistake we make is categorizing all of them under one umbrella (boko haram), but the truth is that these people bombing these places may not have any contact with shekau, but once you believe in what shekau is doing and you can arrange bomb for yourself then you are good to go.

my brother your brain is perfectly in place, any muslim who believes in what the guys in sambisa do and is able to his is 'good to go' yet all these northern muslin governors keep giving excuses why this guys should not be dealt with as surposed? aaarh!
Islam is a blood thirsty religion world wide

vickysmilez: na today baba don dey touch mony ni

no now.. e don tee.. one broke arze-niggá no go just wake up say him want change name when the name self nevet give am a dime

Relationship101: Kudos to all the women (and men) that are standing up against domestic abuse. Africans have experienced a large dose of abuse (especially to the women) and we need to stand up against this devilish act. I lopve women. They are queens. They are strong, energetic, important and compassionate. Damn! Did I forget to mention that they are sexy?
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BUT*clears throat* for those idiots that think men are the HEAD which automatically place women somewhere beneath, I pray you fall into river niger and drown (fortunately for you, that isn't going to happen) but I still wish bad for you. To all those stupid women that has been brainwashed into thinking that they need to be beaten, harassed or maltreated for them to BE a woman, I pray you go to hell fire. You have lost your sense of becoming 'yourself'. You've sold your soul to an ideology that is contrary to the ethics of being a human being. To all those clergy that preaches 'submission' to women. I come against you with all my might. You have destroyed our women. You have made our wife remain in an abusive home simply because they need to be submissive to their fucking husband. What actually is submission? Is it the 21st century term for slavery. Woe unto you! You have made the teenagers in my street think that they need to FEAR men and give them respects they don't deserve simply because they are men.

Marriage is not a hierarchy of positions. It is partnership. It is BEING together. It is LOVE. It is kissing all night by the moon light without any thought for tomorrow. Women are not baby making machines. Their DUTY is not to be used.

A marriage without children can also be a sweet marriage if both parties agree together. Don't call the woman witch. (Yes I am talking to you the useless in-laws). Go get a job and stay away from peoples life. Women pride is my pride. Women courage is my courage. Women freedom is my freedom. I love women.

And I ask WTF do you think you're doing/saying? trying to undo what you don't know?
let me enlighten you, there is big difference between women being below the man in a family and Domestic violence.
son go back to school!

see wetin money dey cause

ok now over to the ladies that wear shoes with heels as high as 2 fit(maybe am wrong)

Ozin: my money

eehen na, my money abi na lie.





no vex, I modified it

op, this is nice.

I love naija!

autumnflower: What i fail to umderstand is why is this guys given an significance especially by the nairaland team?
This is a terrorist, you might want to decieve yourself and say he fought to people but the fact still remains he terrorised nigeria. Making him and shekau same.
just imagine shekau is granted amnesty and 5 years from now he makes stupid statements which are soely personal opinion and it hits FP of nairaland every single time?

sisi you're correct, even tho am not a supporter of Buhari, this Asari guy is more like an illitrate, talks like he's an important personel forgeting where he's from or whom he is. I've always wanted him to be thrown in jail but the reverse is the case. in fact he's now a billionaire. at expense of our money

seannopo: Do you live in nigeria?
Have you witnessed a serious riot before?

brother leave these keyboard soldiers alone, they ain't seen nothing, not even riot