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sarrki:
Who is Gej ?

Common get over your over hyped emergency leader

Is Gej Greater Than Nigeria ?

What rubbish

That's uwhy some people will never see any good in him

@ who is Gej? lemme answer u.

Gej is d yardstick so highly placed who's standard pmb is being measured wit. in other words Gej is d s.i unit of Nigerian governance else I see no reason why he is always in every sentence pmb n APC makes 2yrs plus...

for ur information here is d conversion rate

1,000pmb= <1gej

“For Nigeria to survive, it must overthrow the existing order, especially the 57-year-old political class and entrenched pattern. We need world-class human capital not a nation of global trolls.

obi ezekwesili very slow, is she just realising dis?

Agitation for good governance is the key. Not secession.

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u can't get good governance wit d current way tins are, even in a hundred years... cos in 20yrs time, tinubu son n buhari son will still be ruling u n ur son will be subscribing for npower... how abt a system wen everyone has an equal opportunity and ur son is ruling in 20yrs time den buhari's son has squandered is fathers loot n subscribing for npower or doin a legitimate banking work he is qualified for?

obailala:
The chiefs in the community probably prefer taking the money as cash which they eventually use in buying houses in Abuja and overseas to the detriment of basic infrastructure in their communities.

u ar talking nonsense n stop insinuating, did u or buhari hive any chief any money as cash? u shud reason properly b4 talking pls...

Nigeria is not new to abandonment, even our president don abandon Nigeria...

The dogs and the baboon will be soaked in blood... by Muhammedu Buhari

Lagos: d flood gates are open during lashing...

nero2face:
Naya o, but Rashidi's mother has been selling bread and pufpuf, how come de daughter graduated from UK, ayam not understanding

m wondering why tru out first page, no body gave a reasonable explanation to dis ur question...

Ereolamide:
Coward priest, if this happened in Yorubaland for instance, IPOB pigs won't rest.

receive sense...

Pepper soup
Banga soup
Edika ikong
eferiro
egusi soup

NwaAmaikpe:


I pity the man who chose to ridicule himself by asking Bovi for a favour.

Abovi Ugboma is unrepentantly stingy, he hates to help people.
This same guy turned down Debbie Rise's request to perform for free in his show, and the same fool was begging Olamide to perform for free.
He only associates with people he thinks have made it.

Even his blood brother Tome is wallowing in penury at one bank in Ughelli Effurun.
Bovi can NEVER help anyone in need.

Stingy fool who thinks helping people depletes him.

E be like say na everybody nai u knw ooo.

Pple who wants a better Nigeria will still come out to castigate Bovi, whereas Bovi has said d truth, there ar too many freeoney flying around in Nigeria, pple don't labour for money, de want free money, if only our politicians n entertainers can stop throwing free money around except for genuine reasons which dis ceremony kini is not among...

cyborg123:
It could be that the valve inside the regulator is not making proper contact to the valve of the cylinder. Some regulators fail that way & applying pressure to the top of the regulator will compress the rubber seal inside it and make the regulator work temporarily (the stones are applying continuous pressure in this case).

This might not be dangerous at all... well, except the stone falls on the leg of a pokenoser like the OP.

I thought I was tinking inside down till I saw ur post... most of d pple typing explosion etc don't even av gas cylinder... wat u av said is d simple truth, except if d op wants to light a match very close to d regulator...

vizkiz:
I hope having knowledge in Catering and tailoring will get you a job in an oil company.

Apart from those two bullshìt, the rest is accurate.

By the way if you have knowledge in all these fields, why do you even need to write a CV in the first place?


This thread reeks of exclusive bullshìtness

my brother don't over look any of dem, I will draw ur attention to a situation, I was working offshore one tym, n we have a rotation of 3months in n 1month out, most guys grow afro n beards cos of d long duration, I had learnt how to barb hair as a teen (n yes its stated on my CV), I took my personal clipper wit me offshore n I became a safety man and a barber charging 2k for foreigners n 1k for nationals, one tym during pep talk, I chipped it in n dat was all I needed to advertise my small business... I made almost 70k on barbing during a rotation...

now u may want to ask how does dis service serve an oil company? during one of our HSE meetings, top management flew in wit chopper, n de were asking how come almost everybody was looking clean? A hand shake was a lot of recognition for me from top management...

also a colleague who was a gud body builder, turned d gym instructor on d platform...

talking abt tailor? imagine if u cud sew n cud amend coveralls to size or amend damaged coveralls on an oil rig b4 disbursement of new ppe?

des skills are not part of ur job, but de cud make management tink twice abt demobbing u during down time...

hope I spoke well...

bayooooooo n darkrebel69 av said it all at dis page, dia is notin more to say bros, i really hope u smash dat Kitty n come give testimonies, d key is to heighten d sexual tension b4 goin for d kill... else it becomes watery... show her u ar a bad bad boy not a nice guy...

@ rozaytee d main kweshun is why will she be wanting friendship from a single dude? he shudnt sweat it, he shud flow as a bad boy

Rozaytee:
Simple!..she wants to be a friend..so wats d big deal?...free her and dont stress it....continue to be her friend..and act maturedly...u never can tell...from friendship things will grow..dont act like some stupid naija dudes oo

lolz where tins wan grow go? na tree wen dem plant?

@ friendship u mean d friend zone right? u wanna condemn a broda to an eternal life in d friend zone... Gosh women are wickedly wicked on default...

DaPuncline:
I love her but what is paining me is that my conscience is not allowing me to rest, I'm not a bad boy but she would now be thinking I'm one of those bad boys, I'm thinking of apologizing to her on Monday. How about that ?

bros u better up ur game o b4 u end up chairman of d friend zone...

u av to show her u ar a bad boy... don't u tink of apologising to her, wat did u do wrong dat u want to apologise, Infact reply dat her message wit: "k"... invite her to a public place next tym n distant ur emotions.... act like u av bin offended by her actions... but don't be rude or arrogant about it... wait till she ask u why are u acting up, den tell her u are not comfortable on her terms be firm n direct abt it, den switch to play mode...

wat ever u do bro, remove marriage from ur mind n focus on d kitty, I bet u, if u gud at d game, she gonna ask afta u hit d kitty d second tym: "wat are we now dat u av had ur way"? u gonna respond: " we ar but pencils in d hands of the creator" heheheehe

there ar different ways to subdue a man, d powers trying to zombify dis man can simply just give him a bargain, we give u wat u want n u keep shut n go bak to to ur Philippine...



educations is suppose to liberate d mind n not to cage d mind...

pocohantas:
Like I always say, some of us done forget say we get nyash.
We use it for sitting, as cushion.

HML to them...


Engagement ring should be worn on the fourth finger. I see so many Nigerian ladies making that mistake.

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What exactly is he grooming the last nail for?
When I see guys with annoying long nails, I just wonder how they finga their women with it

not a fan of nails, but dat isn't d finging finger...

greatiyk4u:
Reno claims to know a lot these yet he couldn't use his assumed wisdom to advise GEJ his boss on the way to move Nigeria ahead..........................


The legacy of a Leader is mostly felt and enjoyed as the case may be after he/she must have left office


Had it been GEJ did something reasonable in health or Education sector, today nobody will be seeking quality education overseas


This man should be ashamed of himself that after 16 wholeyears of his PDP in power, there is absolutely nothing on ground to be proud of yet they keep fooling us that GEJ was the best thing that happened to Nigeria

u ar sounding like uncle ruckus, did d man say d truth? yes or no? "dis he cudnt advise his boss" line is getting stale.... buhari is a waste, simply a waste to all out resources n time inclusive, future generations will use buhari as a unit to measure waste, lies, propaganda and oppression. say wat u can about reno now, cos future generations will av d last laugh about dis APC led buhari govt....

same way we will auction dat buhari yellow jalabia to recoup our money he is spending in London hospital

I watched Spartacus n was okay wit d sex scenes, but empire n power has been disgusting for me... m suspecting m turning to uncle ruckus.... lol blacks always wanna impress "I don't knw who"

welcome development, anybody dat want to post sumtin shud go n post it on nipost... lol

osinbajo is as incompetent as his boss buhari, d difference is dat he is a gud orator n looks smart, but wen it comes to being clueless, he n his boss carry bracket first...

if CAC goes on strike, den d Nigerian army can also do same....

FeloniousFelon:
This new policy of banning foreign content should not be limited to the entertainment industry but must be extended to the IT, financial, govt, Aviation, etc.

Let us even ban importation of foreign musical equipment and go back to basic drums.

bros u don talk wetin de my mind, let's just ban everytin western, we are back to boko haram... I wonder wetin shekau go de talk now...

small small, lai Mohammed go talk wetin de him mind... na just tym but e go soon talk am...

Nikbaebrown:
Now This Is A Nicely Stated Piece With No Recourse Whatsoever To The Use Of Invectives And Hate Speeches. I GO DIE Thanks For Hitting The Nail On The Head Without Going Berserk In Fury Like The Others Who Cant Express Themselves Descently. Your Humble Opinion And Recommendations Exudes Intelligence, Maturity And Experience.

hate speech or not wats d new tin I go die av said here dat has not bin said b4?

besides I go die is only tryin to sound intelligent just because APC burutai give am wood wen dem carve, oboy talk wetin de ur mind, kpata kpata, we go carve anoda wood give u for area... no de form soft...

@ dailypost, I registered on d site n passed d first test, however I didn't really grasp certain instructions on d second test, for instance, I didn't really knw where I will highlight d site I av choose to write for, I den wrote my article at d blank sheet underneath d instruction, after I saved n moved forward, I was told to write on an image dat was shown, still on my limited tym.

I also went to d session of typing speed.

till now, I avnt received any mail if I did well or not.

its important u call or u whatsapp on the number...

9 pump filling station located in a super conducive area in Warri is up for sale....

d root of corruption is d type of government being practice in Nigeria, it encourages lazyness, stealing and discourages hard work n commitment... secondly I still go wit d approach of GEJ, separating the yam from the goats

obinna4Jesus:
Yet to comprehend how vicious our thoughts for a fellow human being could be. If FFK's parent were alive and someone insults them or make negative remarks about them, I doubt if he will handle it kids gloves. Yet he has continually insulted the president of our country without Looking back ever since his party lost to APC in the last general elections. For crying out loud he should be able to separate the office of the president from his party. I have no qualms if he disagrees or makes negative comments about his party or critique some of his policies but to keep insulting and wishing PMB death is completely unacceptable. Looking forward to a time in our history as a nation when politics of bitterness and rancour will be a thing of the past. To put it mildly, Chief FFK hasn't covered himself in glory viz-a-viz his continual invectives on the person of PMB. Buy the truth and sell it not.

wat nonsense are u saying? can't a president we elected talk to us or just resign if he is incompetent n invalid? pple like u are d one who is pushing buhari to an early grave. why can't he honourably resign due to health reasons n let posterity be kind to him n not judge him harshly for holding abt 180m pple ransom due to his consistently failing health?

Thank God for buhari n APC

very gud move by d Yoruba's.

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