₦airaland Forum

DONGOYARO1:
Is it Ambode's fault that Lagos is over populated thereby leading to heavy vehicular traffic? If Ambode decides to deport some people back to their villages now, you lot will be the first to cry blue murder. I am sure that man is not a native of Lagos. He should rather blame the Government of his own state of origin that have done nothing to attract his likes back home, away from Lagos

can u see how petty u sound? who is a native of d world we leave in? even d air u breath is it urs? I play d tribal game but sum ones son is dead, all u can say is dat he may not be a native of Lagos... I feel like vomiting beans n okro soup on ur head...

even me done leave myself as I de broke...

she left n now engage to a yahoo boy, flaunting pix on sm, but do I care No!!!!

most of des traditional stools are mere stools of sycophant, wat has okowa achieved dat de want to give him chieftaincy title for?

de cudnt even tell us d project he went dia to commission.... chieftaincy ko, thieftanicy ni. .

loot or no loot, James Ibori still remain d best governor in delta state...

Destined2win:
This is arrant nonsense .

Why all these honors because someone won one useless show when there are a lot of deserving Nigerians out here.

I am coming as a hope to this nation and a shinning light because there is darkness around.

u get dis wrong bro, Efe passed a message from grass to grace in his famous speech: "Who is Efe"?, I tink its dat message dats being respected n not d bbn show....

kolafolabi:
Larry said, “See, i understand Mercy’s antics too well. All she wants is to move out of my house and be free to live the life of a single woman.

I believe that 100%

They all want freedom... You know, travel across the globe anytime, clubbing, fly to abuja - all expenses paid by one Alhaji or Senetor..

That's why I give a maximum kudos to Omotola Jalade Ekeinde..She's a role model. No one is perfect but she keeps her home and she's happy. She's a rare gem. She's one in a million.

u just praised omotola, wat abt her husband I tink d man needs some praises too, women are always women, n to add celebrity to it, I tink d husband shud be celebrated too, u can't imagine d shiiits des husband of celebrities go tru...

coputa:
When workers salaries are increased,cost of goods and services will also increase,thereby rendering it valueless.The problem of our economy is not salary increase but lack of productivity,all what we consume as a nation are brought from outside our shores,this put pressure on the dollar,while rendering our naira valueless.Even if the minimum wage is increased to one million,inflation will still render it useless.

dis line of thought is rocket science for Ekpa like ceejay4real n his olodo gang... pls Ekpa gang read n gain knowledge n wisdom...

[quote author=ceejay4real post=56114412][/quote]Ekpa, ur mama wen dem de deceive fu.cck for garage like pig nai get I.Q like slowpoke...

come follow me word... Ekpa...

ceejay4real:
Your pregnancy should have been aborted. Useless EEDIOT!

same way ur mother died during abortion as an ashawooo...
Ekpa...

Mophasa:
Stfu if you don't have anything reasonable to say

Ekpa

Mophasa:
True talk distinguished senator

Nigeria is rich enough to pay even more than that but our greedy politicians won't let it happen

Like if you feel we need a revolution

which work u de do wen Nigeria take rich to pay more dan dat? wat are d civil servants manufacturing? is it sleeping n snoring?

pls u better get some sense n stop making ur imaginations function as a political tool....

in as much as I like his shehu sani's opposition stance, I tink if he resort to cheap propaganda, it will back fire him, dats same propaganda APC sold to Nigerians n we found our sefs in dis mess call goblin...

adam500hr:
Hi nlanders, great morning to you all, of recent, have been suspecting my wife. She suddenly asked me for over 2million to pay rent for a new place to continue her biz, in which I declined for good reasons, because the place I had set up for her is just a year old and I spent alot on another mans property, yet no profit has even come out of the biz to even say it services part of the family's responsibility. Knowing fully well I rarely say no to her request, she felt more bad that I insisted on the decline. Infact she told me she was going to take a loan, I said if she does, my hand nor dey there, I said she should have patience like a year more that I will finance it, but she keeps saying the vacancy she saw is an opportunity that she does not want to lose it, I still maintained my decision of declining.


One night, she said she'll need my psychological support on the loan she wants to take, I replied that I cannot offer psych support on what I disagree upon, then she said I dont want to help her at all, that how much did I even spend for the first business, that is it up to 2 million, in which I spent more than. At that moment, I knew the wife I married was an ungrateful one, I just told her point blank that she should go for the loan and loan more to fix the place and buy everything she needs, then after she repays the loan, I'll blv shes a true business man and that I'll financially support anything she decides to do thereafter. She said well, I am scared of the loan, but she'll by whatever means get the money, I replied saying, whatever means u plan on getting it, make sure its clean.

Few days after, I figured out shes no longer interested in orgasm during sex, she just gives me and thats it, I already knew shes probably thinking too much and overworking herself to bring about a solution to where the money was gonna come out from, so I asked her why she has not been interested in orgasm, she said I should know that shes been working on some "BLOW JOBS" say what? She said u know have been working on some projects to get money to continue the biz, I said but u just said Mouth Action, she no I didnt say anything as such, Nlanders, If I lie make i nor see better, that was what came outta her mouth, but I am not concluding anything, just that its strange for such mistake to have been spewed. Though I got suspicious and decided to follow up on her. She has been talking to someone in secret, when she sees me she stylishly and quickly hang up. So I decided to make a very risky and rash move, that would either pay off, or ruin things. I yelled I know what u have been doing, you are a hoe that can never be trusted, that I think am done with this marriage. She got really worried that why would i call her such bla bla, she could not sleep that day, that gave me more reason to feel sumtin is probably going down, next day she sends me a text saying for me to keep calling her a hoe that she must have done something that warrants itm but she does not want to be referred ti as that anymore, and there is something am not telling her though.

I told her, I will break the news of what I know when the time is right, she then replied after two days of emotional trauma that she has finally decided to take the bold step to make my life and hers easy, she dont intend to create no drama, that all she needs me to do to avoid her getting any embarrassment from me, (what she meant is not letting people know why am calling her a hoe) is she wants me to let her know the terms and conditions with the kids and any other thing i think she should know before-hand. She also stated she would have loved to stay for her kids, but her emotions and health is failing her.

Nlanders, though I took a big risk, but isnt my confrontation with just 40% proof brought about a revelation that something has indeed happened from her response? I need candid response here as I am about to take my own decision, I cant stand a cheating wife biko.

Bros, u may be right, u may be wrong, but in situations like dis, I advise pple to administer d dreaded weapon: "silent treatment"...

wen u administer d silent treatment, she won't knw wat u knw or wat u don't knw, she maybe forced to spill wat u don't knw n if u were wrong, nobody will hold u in contempt for saying tins dat are not tru... if she ask about issues of d kids n dos stuffs, pls don't comment... but ensure u drop money for d up keep of d kids, n prepare ursef for any event dat may arise...

administer a completed full dose of silent treatment for 1month 4days or 2months 8days till logical result is achieved....

if na d shoe wen Cinderella wear go meet d prince be dis? forget am naija single girls wen de find already made men go buy am..

Sibe007:
Nigeria: Just recently I was handed a flyer, a church was planning to establish another branch to add to the already many existing ones in that area.

They tagged the campaign, Lets-go-a-fishing

I personally feel, it is enough. Especially where you already have branches saturated and considering that making more Religious centers wouldnt solve our enormous problems that need clear cut practical solutions.

Please when will they start the campaign for

Lets-start-factories

Lets-create-jobs

People need JOBS...

If they are unemployed, they would not have enough to give (offerings and the Mandatory one), If people are unemployed, you will all suffer from area boys and road side robbers harrassing your members.

How is your Spiritual Practice (Religious activities) making the community and society better.

After all your singing, dancing, praying, preaching.....

How is it making any difference. What problems are those activities solving.

Do you like the way Nigeria is? Is this really okay?

Are you using all these to shy away from certain responsibilities?

Newton's first law of motion - Nothing will change until you act and things will remain the same until a force makes it do otherwise.

bros u av spoken very well, dis was wat I was just telling a friend of mine who is a member of rccg in Warri, I am a Catholic just for records..

Formally d Catholic mission in Warri was focus on humanitarian service, but since d pentecostal churches came wit dia branch opening n school buildings, all mission who did humanitarian services have shifted to revenue generating service...

churches can build orphanages, old pples home, fire n emergency service, hospitals, leposoria, farms, labs n research centers, technology hubs n centers... I don't knw why de ar so crazy abt schools, opening new branches n even recently guest houses...

besides all d talk abt goin fishing is to convert Christians from church to church, no new convert from traditional religion, Islam, atheist to christianity...

d tin de tire me...

omenkaLives:
All LiePob yoots are pathological liars. Can you show me anywhere I've attacked anyone for calling Buhari names?

Who gives a shît what you call Buhari? Y'all are rather the ones who go berserk when Jonathan, the ineffectual buffoon, is called what he is, a buffoon.

Ekpa...

omenkaLives:
The fool is now trying to extricate himself from the mess he's created since popular commentary about his views regarding the elections doesn't seem to be in his favour.

Is he trying to say Adeniyi wasn't quoting him verbatim? Why is he just coming out to say this?

Being a dolt is bad, but what is worse is being one and believing you are a smart alec.

Wow! It has now come down to the tribe of the author!

I bet the Ijaw elders who put the blame for his loss squarely on him were also Afonjas.

Aren't you people ashamed of yourselves.

No one would see this obviously stupid comments, but when omenkalives makes his, some some wretched emotional misfits would start crawling on their bellies in and out of his mentions, telling him he's responsible for what this once enjoyable forum has been turned into.

What a pity.

I bet Jonathan wasn't a Southern Christian from a minority tribe in 2011.

Y'all need to get a grip on your emotions ; your comments are disgraceful.

wen pple call buhari dulla.rd n imbeci.le u start trowing tantrums like tboss....

purpledove:
Im a graduate, a year gone after my Nysc and nothing tangible to keep up with, though ive been saving and now have 70k ....what kind of business can I start with 70k Please I need your advice and help

I will advice on 2 tins...

1st start a laundry biz from home, b4 u do dis, go n learn d biz of laundry from anybody... all u need to start a laundry biz is detergent, hangers, buckets, lines, pegs, iron n ur will...

2nd, go buy a grinding machine, build/ make a wooden table den u look for a gud location, n start grinding, corn, beans, millet, n any tin grindable...

des 2 business don't need pride, just ur humility n ur doggedness to succeed...

whirlwind7:
@Henrypraise:

I'd rather get involved with a jollof war than with nuclear war

How do you expect Nigerians to get involved with US vs N.Korea standoff?

jollof war na hunger war ooo, na same war we de fight since independence...

Easy @ bolded, we cook Nigerian jollof n sell to either d north Koreans or US army soldiers, by d tym de go to war... I tink Richard Quest is giving us a clue after all... lollzz

eat naija jollof to obliterate ur enemies in battle....

north Korea n USA de ginger for world war 3 n 4, naija de gather stamina for jollof war 1...

in Richard Quest's voice, "the economic game plan of the Muhammadu Buhari economic team is centered on the jollof war silently sweeping through the African continent, join me as I take a closer look to unravel d likely opportunities hidden in d jollof war... Richard Quest reporting from Nigeria, Quest means business on CNN..."

sumone hu understand weirdness n appreciates it....

from ur statements d reasons u gave dat is leading to ur divorce is:

1. ur in-laws misappropriated ur marriage funds or swindled u

2. ur wife didn't show up after marriage as tradition demanded...

from reason 1... how was ur reaction wen u found out dat funds av not bin utilised? where u harsh in words?

from reason 2... did u ask her why she didn't show up as demanded by tradition? n wat was her response...

Bros even if u are right to des questions, remember u ar d man n d rudder to stir ur ship is in ur hands... I will advice u calm down n administer d silent treatment... its d dreaded weapon n it buys u time to calm down, strategies n conceal ur game plan....

besides dis is a woman hu bore u a son n probably u av co-habited for about 2 years peacefully n d events of abt a week is abt to tumble ur union? bro look beyond ur nose n stir d rudders of ur ship tru d storm n unto favourable waters.......

wish u luck

LionDeLeo:
Somehow on track, though very warped.

gud, maybe dis will be more on d track: he shared d 3.4bn between remi n Aisha still no fffuuu.ccckkk was given at d track n field....

LionDeLeo:
Still off track.

Apostle Suleiman is religious leader, SLS is an emir, a traditional ruler.

okay, d emir gave d 3.4bn to Aisha buhari n still no fuuuu.ccckkk was given to him....

LionDeLeo:
You did not pass any msg.

Just like comparing room ac with television in terms of cold effect. Logically out of point.

Emirs are not religious leaders but pastors are.

okay head master I hear u... still no fuuu.ccckk was given afta d emir gave away 3.4bn to Stephanie otobo...

LionDeLeo:
Oga, this is a traditional ruler not a religious ruler.
Or are you mistaking "emir" for "imam"?

I care so less... my message passed...

no mallam will shout corruption now, but if a pastor comes out to sat he received a tithed of 10k rat freeze will come out to run his mouth n nose. ...

Emir sanusi has given 3.4b naira to Stephen otobo... lollzz

BoleAndFish:

Funny guy. Wey pictures of the pups na?

lollzz, its sounding funny now, just as its written: wen d lord delivered Zion from bondage it seemed like a dream, our hearts filled wit joy n on our lips dia was laughter n songs... lolzz ma d laughter n song part be dis...

wahles:
Bt op, aw u go take feed d pikin dem also?
I jst tire

Bros ehn I reason d mata too, but as area pple knw say my dog don preg, na so dem de place oda ooo, one bros drop 30k anoda drop 20k to book down... na 50k be dat o... I buy 1 bag of naija rice, I rubber of akamu, 1tin of milk n 2 crate of eggs.. na so I take de follow up...

d mata no too easy but I de chest am base on logistics...

I promised to give a testimony if / wen my mix Caucasian dog gives birth on dis thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2668495/injecting-female-cauc-heat n here I am to give my testimony....

some body praise the lord!!!!!! Alleluia....

my dog Ricky by name is very aggressive, I had her since May 2013, and it was my first time owning a female dog, I wasn't very sure wat to expect from a bitch, so i carried on like wen she was on heat she will come up to me n start showing me her behind... lolz

my friends started calling my dog barren n where making fun of me, I use to take it as a joke till d recession struck, I lost my job n trying to feed myself was a problem talk less of feeding my dog... lollzz... There were times wen I looked at my dog n I tot of selling her off to Calabar men or enriching desert soup wit one of her legs or ear... lol...

I took to prayer, my widowed mom started writing it in petitions, wen de did alter call for dos seeking fruit of d womb, I jejely walked out n pple were asking wen I marry wen I take de seek fruit of d womb.... lollzz I said I was standing in for somebody...

my dog Ricky is a loving dog in her own regards n very very aggressive, I don't tink I av seen any dog more aggressive n territorial... I love her a lot but d drain on my pocket n mockery was taking its toil on me... I just needed to prove to pple dat I didn't buy a barren dog n dia was no barrenness in d land, but fruitfulness abound...

on the 29th of January as I played wit Ricky, I saw 2 drops of blood on d ground I quickly called my mom to check on her, (my mom turn traditional vet doctor)... n told me yes its blood from her vulva, I quickly called my vet friend, she was crossed on d 9th of February n she whelped 8 puppies on the 12th of April sadly I lost 2 of d puppies....

dear nlanders, I pray dia will be fruitfulness in all area n aspect of our lives in Jesus name... Amen...

N:B... The experience I had wit friends cos of my dog whom de termed barren made me tink about d trauma couples who seek d fruit of d womb go tru... As I pondered on dat, I want to dedicate dis testimony to all dos who seek d fruit of the womb... may dis year not pass u by....

sarrki:
Everything is not about comparison


What we need is good governance

Stop all this local champion analysis and politics you play

comparison is d yardstick through which performance is measured.... breaking news: fashola dug bore hole wit 1billion naira... wats ur comment? fashola is working, he has done d job...

I watched a video of tboss wit a bra n pant twerking n a guy inserting a finger into her pant, n I get confuse cos I didn't see her tell dat guy to insert his finger or not, her family didn't demand dat d guy shud be sued, her brother or sister didn't take to Instagram or YouTube to demand dat d guy shud be sued or we shud present d guys head on a payports wrap for dem.... why are de after kemen? I tink kemen shud sue dem for defamation, stalking, libel, blackmail n any idea he can come up wit....

tboss is as useless as d bbn show...

YourImaginaryBF:
shut up please. Jonathan could have put an end to BH insurgency but he chosed not to.

n buhari has not put an end to it, cos he is impotent, physically n mentally....

sugarbelly4:
really disturbing

can u tell me wats disturbing?