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Call Henrypraise:

zombies be like: Jonathan stole d north oil reserve dry, buhari is only trying to fix it....

dis isn't George Orwell's animal farm na, all supporters of APC/ buhari knw dat we are in George Orwell's animal farm not dis lion king, hyena kini de are telling us...

if only Aisha knows d prayer of d "weaker" animals, she won't wish it on her horseband...

dis wedding is one of d projects of amosun.... congratulations to d pple of his state...

feldido:
Cheating is part of marriage?
Saying shes not interested after her son left home for over 6 days?

cheating is part of marriage is a bitter truth, n dats abt d best advice in d epistle... n to d MIL. n if he is missing, is d mil d npf?

bros change must visit every home, wen buhari said he was for nobody n for everybody he was talking abt change visiting every home.... at least furniture n electronic repairers will av job to do for now...

I pity dem sha...

feldido:
Wicked MI... All she care about is her grandchildren, ironically she doesn't cos she don't care how they've been faring for these period of time

can u tell me 1tin d MIL said dat made her wicked?

she gave d best advise: handle ur marriage n pray, wen d wife resorted to cheap blackmail, she gave her a stern warning...

...

This is same tin we all are enduring under buhari... a thief who camouflage as a corruption fighter... where is d grass cutting minister? has he been charged?

sai Yusuf
sai baba
sai the same place
sai daura

safarigirl:
So they went to Catholic church to do thanksgiving for a marriage contracted with the first wife still alive abi?

Tomorrow, this same Catholic church will be forming one man one wife and preaching against divorce.

All these religious houses sometimes ehn.....na only God.

Mumu Musa and his opportunist wife should enjoy this charade while it lasts

de came for Thanksgiving, d church didn't wed dem, wat ever de av come to tank God for is between dem n dia God, d man of God cannot deprive DRM d privilege of Thanksgiving....

our Nigerian hospitals are worse dan dis abattoir...

nefertitiram:
Was the ransom pd?

Your general manager set you up. He should be arrested or you set him up too!

Your brother... Pls no vex o. I also suspect him. Why weren't u kidnapped until u told him about the 2m?

everybody is a suspect at dis junction, d bank cashier who also gave told him his bank statement. but let d investigation start wit d number of d chief n his boss from Lagos. his boss shud tell how he got d chiefs number...

fratermathy:
Okpe leaders will never allow Okpe nation leave Urhobo, no matter how much their youths shout about it. The leaders are the one benefitting from the confederation.

Secondly; the average Okpe person will run to Urhobo when in trouble and then deny Urhobo when it is all over. Everything that Okpe is today was because of UPU. UPU helped Okpe in the Sapele land case, the position of Okpe as almost number 1 in Urhobo voice, the location of the defunct Urhobo province in Orerokpe, the creation of Okpe and Sapele LGAs, etc.

Many of them have forgotten so soon. Look at the Isokos that broke off now. Is their isolation in Delta South helping them? Okpeland is far more developed than Isokoland. What has their division of Urhobo nation yielded for them?


In any case, Urhobo ovuovo!!! Urhobos know themselves.

CC: Opharhe

can u show me a write up were d orodje of okpe kingdom, or any if the chiefs or govt leader or even any group disassociated d okpe kingdom from d urhobo kingdom.

m here to learn.

n if u no get abeg stop to write non sense...

dem neva give us urhoboria or urhobonistan n mudslinging don start

gender equality is taking its course, frog jump n lashing is d daily servings our kaki men give drivers n conductors...

Redgal:
Hi I'm an woman living in America. I met a Nigerian man online on a dating site. I don't usually do long distance relationship not even in the U.S. but I decided to exchange numbers with this man and we communicate mainly through What's App. I have been communicating with him for about 9 months now. He professed his love for me early. Which I was suspicious about but after talking to him for a while I believe he is probably genuine. He wants me to come over to Nigeria to visit him. He said it would be easy that way for me to come over to meet him and his family. Then when I go back it would be easy for him to get to the U.S. so he can be with me. He said he's not using me to get papers he genuinely loves me he says. I don't feel comfortable travelling to Nigeria by myself and having to rely on him for safety. I have asked him instead of me meeting him there maybe we could meet in a neutral country in Europe and a family member would go with me. He said its not easy to get a visiting visa to Europe. Is this true? He also says Nigeria is very corrupt and you have to pay a good amount of money to get Visa processed. Also he asked me to help him to get $2000 U.S. to pay the agent who will be working on him getting visa to U.S. I told him I might consider paying a part of that but he would have to come up with the rest. I wanted to test his sincerity. I'm asking anyone with good insight for their advice on this situation. Would you advise me to travel to Nigeria as a woman who doesn't know anyone except this man in that country? I'm a little apprehensive but at the same time I would like to meet him. Also do you think its wise for me to help him with the money for the visa? He said any money I lend him he will work hard to pay me back once he gets to the U.S.A. He said he recently lost his job and has little money.

I read some of d comments above me n I felt uneasy, Nigerians always feel d worse dats why we get d worse.

to ur post redgal, most Nigerian men became jobless recently n ur man may not be telling a lie abt dat; if u send him part of d money to come to d US or europe, he may not be able to raise d balance to come meet u, n u may feel he has scammed u, I suggest u keep ur money, n meet him up in Ghana, ensure u book d hotel reservations ursef b4 u leave ur country, let him spend his own money to get to Ghana as part of his commitment to d course. av no fear, Nigerians are not as bad as we ar portrayed...

my sympathies wit d family of d slain officer but if dis incident had occurred in d south west, I believe so many persons wud av come out to support d family of d slain man, I wonder why it took so long for a video such as dis to go viral..

n whilst d reporter is focus on govt n d banks support, I tink individual support will do more, nnamdi KANU shud speak in support of dis woman n render altruistic service to d kids...

whilst I really wish Biafra is actualised, I tink nnamdi KANU can be very useful in rallying support for Biafrans who ar in need of help such as dis n not just intoxicating d emotions of biafrans wit d alcohol of freedom fighting...

GoldCircle:
Its entirely his choice! Na certificate/lawyer him wan marry abi na better wife?

u seems not to understand, issues like dis are not abt d certificate or d profession, its about wat more cud she be hiding or lying abt?

I av seen some one hu almost cancelled his wedding cos his fiancee whom he tot was from a poor home was Infact from a well to do family, his reasons where dat: wat more cud she be hiding...

Emeks008:
He's a Christian but thats aw yoruba ppl use to do. They are not religion fanatics. In yoruba land, u will see a son of chief imam getting married to a pastor's daughter.

show me an example of a chief imams daughter getting married to a Christian man... don't be quick to show me 1case, show me 10cases....

see as d guy hold him wife like say e de fear 2baba? no fear bros, 2baba no fit give ur wife sumtin keep for 9months

carzola:
We should put
WIKE AND AMEACHI
In ring to fight to death..

Cause if one doesn't die
We wouldn't hear word in
This country...

Two adults fighting like
Kids.. Causing the death
Of innocent people..

Imagine the youth corpers
That's died cause of elections..

Buh this two pot belly baboons
Continue to suck this country dry.

When will my people have sense!!

d tin sef tire me ooo, same wat corpers died in d north during d 2011 elections yet d cause of dia death is ruling us today... anyway karma is a judge dat is impartial

blackpanda:
Op so u really expect these bigots and children of hate to actually say anything meaningful You must be a joker

buhari is d best tin dat ever happened to Nigerians...

are u happy now?

sleemoon:
Blame the guy not the religion....

blame his hands dat made d bomb not d guy or his body...

youalreadyknow:
when e reach this one shey una no call some people iPod and afonjas. Moral of my story is: you people hate yourselves over here and pretend to have each other's back whenever a foreigner says something bad about a Nigerian. Or you think the international community don't see how you sell yourselves cheaply on the internet?

I de suspect say u no well. wetin concern me concern ipob or afonja? or wetin concern d topic wit ipob n afonja?

where dem take see lai Mohammed pick sef?

I so much like dis Lauretta ononchie, she will single handedly wreck buhari's ship.... she always seems high, she really need to change her lover boy, d guy ain't doin a gud job to calm her down....

anytym sumone misbehaves on social media, de blame impersonators, wow clever but not so clever, he claim his fon was stolen, can we see a police extract?

d man is a coward n d Nigerian govt shud depot him back to his Hezbollah n shiite ravaged middle east god forsaken Lebanon...

babyme1:
Please house i need help. My mum is in her early 60s. She isnt diabetic and her BP is normal. There is no medical history as far as i can remember. She suddenly developed this severe headache around the ear region. At first she thought it was ear pains. She went to an ENT doc and a comprehensive check was done but nothing was detected.

She has been to the Ibom Specialist Hospital where d Indians there did a scan on her head but nothing was found. She was given lots of medications but the pains doesnt stop. The pain is so severe she weeps sometimes.

We have done all in our capacity but mum isnt ok. I just spoke with her on phone now and im actually crying bc i can feel the pain over the phone. What could be the cause of this? What should we do? We dont want to loose her pls. Thanks

listen to me carefully, tell ur mom to discontinue d drugs for abt 2days, den tell her to eat abt 3fibgers of garlic b4 going to bed, she shud repeat it every nite till d pain stop, den she shud stop, n ones d pain comes back, she shud resume d garlic... tell her to stay away from d drugs while she does dis.... she is gonna reduce a little, but trust me she will be fine... let me knw if it works....

Garlic is Gods own medicine to humanity...

xpool:
Haters oo! How much were you paid not to appreciate facts

show me d facts, cod d only fact I see is okowas gargantuan n surplus teeth...

legitnow:
Okowa has built more roads in Delta than Ibori and Uduaghan put together.

That is a working Gov. He has also reduce the state debt profile by avoiding excess borrowing.

how much were u paid to tell all des lies

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owning a dog n being broke can be very frustrating, as u can't watch ur dog starve or look unkempt...

I will share certain cost cut I av done in a bid to keep my female mix cauc n her puppies healthy n robust... n I also encourage u to share any safe cost cut u knw...

1. Lice n tick control: I av seen thread where pple advertise products dat sound like sumtin dat will break a bank vault to buy, pls for lice control I advice u shud use d "Rambo insect powder" it sells for 150 naira here in Warri, all u need do is rub it all over ur dog n in its ear n voila, b4 u finish reading dis post, all d ticks n lice must av fallen off, also sprinkle some of it around ur environment, don't forget to bath ur dog after about 1hour.

2. Soap for bathing ur dog: I remember I use to buy my dogs bar soap n shampoo for abt 3,500 naira, but to raise 3500 naira for dog soap now, I may need to blow whistle first... anyways I started using original "morning fresh", yes u heard dat right, morning fresh, n I can tell u my dog love it so much, its fur looks sparkling clean n it doesn't irritate her like wen I used d dog bar soap...

3. feeding: I was feeding my dog wit about 15k per month,1 cartoon of can food, rice, egg, biscuit etc... my pple afta d fall of d economy, only me lay hand for my head advice myself... currently I spend only about 7k per month on my dogs feeding n here is d break down: 500 naira for bones from the slaughter weekly, 1k for naija stone rice weekly, n 800 naira for 1 crate of egg monthly... i made acquaintance wit d women who sell fish at d market n de sumtyms drop head of fish for me for free... I store excess in d freezer n I change between cow bones n fish head wen my dog gets bored wit any if them...

4. vitamins: I give paw paw n vegetables to balance sum of d vitamin needs, my dog can bite u if u ate paw paw in her presence n didn't give her to eat, Infact u av turned ursef to her enemy if she see u eat pawpaw n didn't give her some.. since I started giving pawpaw, which of course grow at my back yard, she has neva fall sick...


5. the puppies: I saw a thread where one lady was feeding her puppies wit complan milk, na so I smart go price d milk, na quarrel I take leave d super market wen dem de sell d milk... my puppies are just 1month old, n d weaning process av begun, I started out by smearing egg yolk n giving dem to lick it off my hand, I tried d feeding bottle way but e no work. soon I started mixing d boiled egg wit pap, I watched how de went ballistic on it, I introduced rice, pap, smashed boiled egg, grinded egg shell n meat stock (d one I get from boiling d bones or fish for d mother) all mixed togeda, des little tins are eating it like craze n de are adding up, looking robust n poop colour is impressive, I sumtyms shred sum of d meat/ fish into d puddling

anyways des are my cost cutting measures, I am a bit skeptical abt administering drugs, hence I fall back to my vet who is always ready to rip off my recession gotten cash or I go to d govt vet but very far...

pls pet lovers contribute so we can continue to love n care for our pets even in @ des economic tyms...