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I just want to believe this is a comedy skit.

Thatzall.

Unlimitedoye:
ojukwu we still remember u with these our army we defeat Nigeria within three months

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bigv:
Unparalleled comparison.

I'm telling you.

And some psychopath compared Mandela to GEJ.

Politicians have so much dealt with the masses to the extent they don't know where to even run to than lick their a.ss for favor/help.

M4gunners:
Nigerians are like that. Even if they see James Ibori inside plane with handcuff,they will still praise him. Suffering and smiling.

First time you're making sense.

Miss this miss that. All I see is pancake.

Ok.. Seen

yomi007k:
Na other ppl contributions ppl dey use do wedding ds days.

i see... No wonder marriage nor dey last this days, too many packaging and deceit in preparation for the wedding.

Money nor dey Naija, money nor dey Naija yet people dey propose.

Mexico again.

Make up here and there

Foul play

Griffon:
Sincerely, he has excelled no where, which begs the question, is he yet another passenger?

Cesc's impact is only felt when he's on the ball and is trying to dictate the game from deep midfield, that's only when you'd find him picking out his mates with neatly orchestrated passes, bar that, he offers nothing to the team. You don't see him breaking up play or marking players off the ball. Which means, if Matic is having a bad day (which he's been having all season), then we're in trouble.

I've always thought the hole is meant for Cesc, I've always thought playing closely to the No9, Cesc would usher in good fluidity between the midfield and attack, alas, he has failed there too.

He doesn't have the much needed workrate to thrive in a hole. Watch what Saido Mane does when he's playing in the hole for the saints, he's nearly everywhere, winning the ball back and initiating a swift link-up with Pele. That's what a player in the hole does, Cesc no fit do am.

Cesc might only come good if we switch to a formation that places a little demand on him to work hard. If we can roll out in a 4-3-3, I'm pretty sure he'd have two extra men in the midfield to help him live. Which is why I needed Vidal in the summer.

Vidal will not leave bayern. That Belgian guy that look and play like Vidal in Roma will be a good signing.

A hit though.

yugoo:
A well known 419er turned politician

really? Tell us what we don't know pls.

What I prepared and ate for dinner.

Dem don dey confess one by one.

thecollector:
Are other countries also telling buhari of their problems? India has the highest level of rape crisis in the world, I've never heard of it from the horses mouth. America is struggling with racism, gun violence and scammers, I didn't hear Obama speak of it in Kenya or the last country he visited. Mexico has been battling with a bitter drug war and it even seems the drug lords are winning, I've never heard the president speak of it to foreigners. I only heard it in the news. Whenever u share ur weakness, people would first of all sympathize with u, then use it against u. Personally I wouldn't want to have anything to do with any country i hear negative things about coming from the mouth of its own president. This man is killing our pride, I wonder what he is trying to achieve? Is our image as a country not bigger than Apc winning elections in 2019?

Read this then compel and contrast with your post;

Many people are comfortable with telling and hearing lies. Thank God we have a president that thinks differently. When ur child comes defaecates in your sitting room, u don't use something to cover it up as PDP and some people want PMB to do. They forget that people will perceive the smell. All u do is to pack the faeces and clean up the place!!! This is where the late Dora (may her soul rest in peace) was trying to do with her rebranding policy but she also took the wrong method. She wanted us to pretend to the outside world that everything was well when it was perfectly otherwise. What some of these people fail to understand is that the world is a global village. If u steal from the state treasury in pakistan and as long as one person sees it and puts it online everybody else sees it all over the world!!! Most of our looted funds are taken outside the country. People see the luxurious lives our politicians are living both within and outside the country. Telling them we have when we don't have is like trying to be what u are not. Telling them we have when we go borrowing from them is hypocrisy. Telling them our system of education is the best when our students are even rushing to sudan for education is a fallacy. Telling them we have the bst healthcare when our people are running to india to treat headache is foolishness. Telling them power is stable when we are the greatest importer of generating sets is falsehood. We export crude oil and import fuel. When u know your problem,then your problem is half solved.

raumdeuter:
Were they playing in the same league and club last season when you are your fellow Shekpe fans were comparing Hazard to neymar?

Me? You anti Chelsea fans on here brought the comparison up after ex players like zidane and sport pundit talked about hazard's talent and feel he is the next big player after messi and cr7 because he posses cr7's movement and dribble like messi that if he can be scoring 19,20,24 goals a season he will win world best.

raumdeuter:
CR7 had 1 fantastic season yet he made PFA 4 times . He was PFA player of the year 2 times.

I thought you don't celebrate local award huh. Btw, hope you know difference between good, very good and excellent/fantastic.

princdebola201:
He is not recognised my by Federal govt the only first class king in south east is Obi of onitsha but onitsha is a benin empire stoage

We are going to claim our people and land in onitsha from the hands of Biafra with time. Majority of Anioma people already know they are from Benin descendant.

raumdeuter:
RUbbish tosh

You claimed Messi is the one helping Neymar, Now Messi is nt there and Neymar is carryng Barcelona story don change to its a good team

Its ppl like you that say

Ter Stergen is average
Enrique is average
Pique is average
Busquets is average
Alba is average
Alves cannot defend
Mattiue is average
Iniesta scored one goal a year

The team that started for Barcelona yesterday

Bravo, Alves, Alba, Pique, Matthieu, Busquet, Rakitic, Suarez, Neymar, Munir, Sergi Roberto. Almost all of them have been called average by these same Chelsea fans

Yet come back to say its the team helping Neymar. So explain to us how this team of average is helping Neymar

Neymar is about breaking Brazil scoring record playing with the same Oscar, Ramirez and Willian that you are saying they do not help Hazard

Or is Dunga also better than Mourinho

Take it

Hazard is just a white version of Pius Ikedia

You don't always state fact, you only type just to get likes from anti-chelsea.
Yes enrique is average, yaya is a better footballer than bousquet same with pique. I don't know where you got iniesta and alba from.

homesteady:
So I can't say Messi is better than Gbolami Salami because they play in different leagues? Ohh hensbrain, you never fail to disappoint me.

BTW, how does number of tackles made concern league? don't they tackle in all leagues?

You always bring up messi when Neymar and hazard are discussed. Are you that limited with words or ou trying to compare Neymar to messi? My frienemy don't let pele fool you okay, he said same thing about robinho and pato. The truth Neymar can't get to messi's level in his career. At neymar's age messi was already world best. Neymar=hazard while the formal is fortunate to play for best club in the world(just like Enrique is fortunate to coach barca) the other is playing with a coach who play conservative football (mostly, against top teams). Mou throw jibe at hazard even on media that he doesn't defend I mean what the Fvk. I repeat, hazard and Neymar play in different league and club so no need for comparison. Neymar is just a good footballer so is hazard, they are not on same level with cr7 not to talk of messi. Neymar made a great decision by signing for barca instead of Real Madrid unlike robinho.

Ibime pls take note; I have never rate hazard to the level of messi and cr7 on this board. I see him as a good footballer, same way I see Neymar.

SIRcumalot:
Mourinho isn't the reason why hazard isn't playing well,plenty attacking players have peformed brilliantly under him.
Only hazard knows what is wrong with hazard.

costa, fab and matic know what is wrong with them as well right? I repeat, the team as a whole is facing psychological problem, all thanks to mou.

Mourinholic:
Really Pathetic to see Chelsea fans turning against Mourinho because of Hazard.....
What do you guys take Hazard for? Zico or Cruyff?

I think that 'overrated' talk about Hazard,m really seeing it now.....
Ronaldo and Messi are the only players worth sacking Jose for...Hazard isn't abeg......
You are overrating this guy,he is our best player but please stop making it look like he is Ronaldinho..

I'm not overrating hazard but his potential needs a coach that allow attacking players to express themselves not conservative football we are experiencing under Jose. I mean why will a coach be blaming attacking player of not defending all the time, selling goal getters from outside 18 yard box(schurrel, mata n brunye) then went on to sign players who stick with the ball often(Willian) or an attacking player who can play RB(cuadrado). Yes mou won epl last season but he is a coach that is obsess with temporary glory or rather instant result just to brag.

BarcaBlood:
So that's ur definition of only excellent season? Go search for his goal stat yourself. Can't believe what am reading

Whats your definition of excellent season?

AbuMikey:
Sorry, but DON'T ever use different leagues as a Basis of Neymar shîting on Hazard, its just not right .

Neymar gets superb showing in European Games, but Hazard is Sub Par, and always would be. That's same league right?

Abu you're not getting it. Playing for barca is different from playing for Chelsea under mou who criticize attacking players, mostly hazard of not defending.

bykebyke:
C.Ronaldo plays in LaLiga...Hazard plays in the Epl.

Mourinho:Hazard is better than Cristiano.

Mou: hazard is better than cr7? My frienemy you are quoting mou out of contest. Mou said since what hazard did resulted to two trophies for Chelsea he prefer him to cr7 and will rate him(hazard) this season above cr7 because trophy over individual glory.

BarcaBlood:
Stop lying. Cr7 had more than 1 fantastic season in the epl

Cr7 scored 30 goals in epl the season he won world best player. Show me his epl goal stat in the remaining 5 seasons?

AbuMikey:
Honestly, I think You have bread crumbs as Brain matter!

Abu use your head.

BarcaBlood:
Dude u have a big problem. So because dey play different leagues dey can't be compared? What d hell kind of burukutu logic is dis ? How can any right thinking person say cr7 had just 1 good season at man utd. Fvck off dude

You've turned "one fantastic/excellent season" to " 1 good season" just to win argument. Smh. Hope you know the difference between good and excellent? I doubt.