₦airaland Forum

if you read my signature you will know the reason why nigeria is full of christianity, yet, evil is befalling the nation, boko haram, kidnappers, baby factory, rituals, drug peddlers, 419.

in summary, we have hypocritical christians in nigeria, they are white during the day and black at night, @op, thats what make you think that we are righteous than white but i tell you, most white people's heart are free of hatred unlike most nigerians.

i believe in God and His son Jesus christ very much. Nigerians should know that christianity is in the heart not by going to church to shout and sing, then come home to continue your evil ways.

3coins:

3coins!!!, how many times i call you, this lies you are sharing

vosquare: yes o....3coins tel mi say u middle name na adEBOLA....na tru?

nor be tru ,you n 3coin still dey lagos, na una know oo,
fyi, 3coin babe name na bola.

adaobi123: are you going to marry her ?

so you want her to remain a spinster all her life right?

i know you will come up with she already has a child.

so thats what ladies want now right, to have a child from a man after that you dont care anymore, okay.

if thats how our parents did, things would have gone bad for long and now this new generation dont care about family anymore.

if this trend continue, i tell you, nigeria will be worst than usa in terms of child waywardness cos of single parenting.

dbanj the wise one.

when we go hear say one of this political office holder for nigeria resign from office.

vosquare: u dn knw say hen dn dey cari ebola?

no oo, na only human beans i know say bola don kill, never relocate from lagos, dey there
bola aiint smiling hope you know that

LMAyedun: Prof. Biyi Daramola - Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA)

una sure say this man na VC , his office though.

vosquare: i trust u....u sure gan

where u follow come out? i think say u don go ghana, anyway, greet ebola bola for me

Erotex: No!
Na yorubawood!!
Haters go die #Nollywood4Eva

, i thought nollywood is a nigeria movie industry, which wan be haters again, so make i dey watch wetin nor make sense, were mr ibu dey wear primary school uniform.

i think you are the hater cos you dont want them to improve so they can write good story line

Heyliesha: funny] AIDS FEATURING EBOLA

Conversation between AIDS &
EBOLA:
AIDS: na who be dis too?
EBOLA: bro na me oooo, ur sis! i don
show
AIDS: Which kind bad market b dis na, watin
carry u come
EBOLA: Hmmmm bros why u dey yarn
like dis na, ur reign never do u? Abi na
only u dey dis world. I even hear say †hεm dn
find cure fr you.
AIDS: So who give u transport come
Naija?
EBOLA: Bros na one man from
Liberia ooo. Him say make i
accompany am come Nigeria. As we
reach na him i carry leg leave am ooo.
AIDS: so hw u want operate here?
EBOLA: I go follow all d state wey get d
same
alphabet wit my name... Na
for dos state i go operate.
AIDS: name the states for me
EBOLA: Ebonyi, Edo, Enugu, Bayelsa,
Bauchi, Benue, Borno, Oyo, Ondo,
Lagos, Abia, Adamawa,Akwa ibom, Anambra.
AIDS: u b baddo, so out of 36 states
u take only 15?........ Sis u tyt,,,, me
self i want upgrade...... Na through
air i want carry d enter pple.
EBOLA: bro i bin here say boko haram dey
worry
for north? E b like i
no go reach der ooo. I no wan die
AIDS: Market no dey move der again
ooo...
lol......Just for fun
‪#Stay‬ safe,
EBOLA
is real..

who composed this joke should be arrested ASAP.

Going to my research lab this morning.

good one there

people still dey watch nollywood

These triplet make me remember when mama rukevwe born triplet, papa rukevwe hold head dey hala oghene! ehh! oghene!

They already have 3 boys and the man n woman just wan try one last lap if God fit bless them with female, before they call it quit cos money nor dey like that, na God just bless them with 3 girls .

Laugh wan tear our belle that day cos of the man reaction.

my mumsy

@op. not that they dont eat in canteen/buka but they are rare, i mean university babes oo, they feel people/guys will frown at them and call them lazy ladies who cant cook in their hostel and also, guys will take them not to be homely ladies.

like guys will say, hmm..if you date these kind of ladies na canteen/buka una go dey eat and money go quick finish.

LesbianBoy: I tire o! most of them are in their husbands house or in a very serious relationship that would lead to marriage, yet they come on nairaland to post nonsense!

she will give excuse of her having a child already, she doesnt need husband, wait and watch.

Aitee1: Have u eaten today Why take panadol for another's headache

so what you mean now, she shouldnt marry, are you planning not to marry too?

na the genny wey franscistony say she fine pass omotola be this buhahahahahahahaha

she never even born 4 wey omosexy get, her fit don dey wrinkle like old mama own

this is the real genny not those digital pic that makes them look spotless

i like her though...beautiful lady

uzyjane: No 9 is not so true. Count me out on No. 9

count her in cos its true.

LaurelP: Why are female hostels usually more dirty and stinking dan dat of males?

yeah i have observe that too, maybe its because they are waiting for each other, who to do the cleaning but their bunk were they sleep is always clean.
bro i nor lie you, the day i went to girls hostel i nearly vomit cos of different smell wey i dey perceive that day.

LaurelP: Guy stop putting up all dis ur good boy acts and say d truth. They aint gonna do anything jare

for real, in school, i hardly see a girl's room thats unkept when i visit. inside 10 ladies 8 are neat.

LaurelP: Women are not as organised as they look on the streets. Go to their rooms and you'll understand what I'm saying

bro me n you know say women neat well well, both home n away.

selflessmaya: Why can't adults converse without getting rude SMH?... You made your choice, good to see it turned well for you. Let others make their own choice and let it turn out for them like it will. Insulting ppl cos of contrasting opinion is just dumb.

You are stuck in the stone ages lmao your mentality, this is 2014 and no one is entertaining your patriarchy at least not ppl who have meaningful lives and have seen the world for what it is. Nowadays, padlocks are outdated even and so is this laughable reference... Alarm beeping systems are in, times have changed. So that's your pain cos women are playing men at their own game, haha.. kpele

ok keep contradicting yourself and foooling around, who suffers it most at the end, its the woman.KARMA IS REAL.

MarieSucre: No. it means we understand what you don't. the principle of SUPPLY AND DEMAND. these girls are not sleeping with themselves. show me one man who will zip up his trouser for any of these girls and I'll show you one less customer.

just see your logic, you ladies contradict yourselves unknowingly, just to suit your argument at that particular topic. i thought you guys said feminism have come to stay in nigeria, so tell why you follow a man who didnt use charm on you neither did he force you to follow him. You ladies always blame men for your action yet, why cant they say no to the men if they are really serious. For example, you went to buy something from a particular shop on getting there, the seller tells you she doesnt have what you came for, wouldnt you turn back.

yeah!!!, excuse! excuse!!! excuse!!!

selflessmaya: Lol, abi o. as if the runs girls are f*cking themselves, it's men that patronize them and call them back the next day and spoil them with things.. All the men spewing venom on this thread, how many of them can vouch they've never cheated in a relationship since that's what's ideal? How many of them are saving themselves for marriage? Self entitlement and delusion at it's peak.

so cos men does it women should do it too right..

remember this; A key that opens every padlocks is called master key but when padlock is open by every keys, its referred as spoilt padlock.

AbuMikey: Oya http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjani_Mwaruwari

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AbuMikey: Just Checked on Wikipedia, he plays for Bidvest Wits in South Africa now.

chei!!!..Abumikey you can lie oo.

source? or......

peacynelson: Naija I hail

ur shape aiint bad

peleson: Kelechi My man.. in anoda news, I miss my guy ideye brown..

i miss ideye at WC.

AbuMikey: Benjani Nwaruwari

lwkmd

Which club does he play for now?

he plays for ATUTU BOYOYO FC now