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dechandel: Say wetin happen?

so you want to tell me you don't know what's happening.who is promise, nikkypearl's twin brother? So cos I haven't find job yet you are dumping me right *boiling inside*

bustyhelen: if I don't like u, I will tell u outrightly

if I like u, I don't hesitate to say yes, but saying yes isn't all about sex immediately, unless if our body chemistry needs it sharp sharp.

y play much hard to get when u actually fantasize about d gut touching u and how big he is down there?

a cute sexy ajibutter guy on my street, I admired him, one day he saw me and was starring at my chest as d 2 big water melons bounced up and down as I went to buy tooth paste in d morning as I had no bra.
I caught his eyes at my chest, he became shy and embarrassed, I walked up to him and told him, hey cutie, why were u starrig at my milk industry?
he was mumbling some words

I told him never mind.

that he should feel free.

he demanded for my number which I gave him

he later called me for a drink I told him d next day.

we went out d next day and he told me how he has been dying for me and thanked me for making things easy for him

we r still dating and he values me so much

babe you have acted maturely and I bet you that guy can never leave you even if he bleep outside the relationship except you call it quit. Most babes don't know what you just did is the best way for a guy to love and cherish you more because he sees you now as someone who can handle situation when it arises.

dechandel: Lol
I for fear o

so its true

E be like this ban of gay from nigeria na for only common man picking them implement the law for as always.

donnypool: Same thing i said, a sick nigerian man prefer to die on duty than see another person take over his position #Greed

just imagine yara A' dua health, he still contest for election and won until his death, you think he doesn't know his health status of course he knew but still want to rule.he is a good man though with good heart for nigerians.he has remain the only president to declare his worth/assets to nigerians before he assume office.

Nigeria government should know when to retire someone of his age from public office, of course, GREED is the problem.

R.I.P to him

rokiatu: I don't even have to see both in real life, Omotola is wayy beautiful....

sweery tell him, you know people judge with pics a lot so I have to tell him that
But why did op not add you to the list na, you got it more than most of them on the list...*salivating*

segun544: I can't involve d police or any security operative because my MD (Boss) is a heavily CONNECTED man.........its wisdom I need and datz y I've come here 2 seek 4 it..........NB: my boss always uses most of our money 2 maintain some useless women.......Please help me!!!! Wat can I do?

dude, in your boss eye;
Wh.res>>>you..no offence.
I think you should use the law for him,OH! Wait! You said he has connection and I forget say na naija we dey were the rich oppress and buy laws govening the nation....menh na to meet him one on one and explain why you really need the money badly in a meek way....na your money before oo but wetin man go do nau.

FrancisTony: Lool @bolded.

Personally, I don't like fat girls.

Peace hydes is a total turn off for me. Chineke Look at that picx she tied head scarf and was on black. It takes a mighty anaconda to handle her.

I prefer girls like Ebube Nwagbo. If too big, she should be like Juliet Ibrahim.

when u go wise tony?just asking,make ebube nwagbo marry n get like 4 kids as omotola then you know what safarigirl is explaining to you is true...go check omotola when she was ebube age, she was even slim then with curve.

FrancisTony: Lool. Atleast I know that Genevieve ain't curvy.

But, she still got pretty face when compared to Omotola.

btw, does Genevieve be like my sister or family for your eyes

omosexy beat gene hands down either facial beauty or cute body(gorgeous omosexy),get this into ur brain tony.
I have seen them both in real life, several times,expecially gene so I know what I am saying.

Nihilist: I'm not even slightly bothered about the Lampard to City move... If anything I think that it's a pretty good move for Frank.

He gets to stay in England and see his family...he also gets paid to relax

There are simply too many central midfielders ahead of him at City for him to get regular game time, so good luck to him if the deal comes through..

Nothing better than a paid holiday..

^^it pains to see him play for man city but concur with your reasoning.

FrancisTony: She have 4 actually not 5.

Btw, having a baby can't make you lose your 'booty'.

You guys should spare me that.

@op, were is genevieve lol
Oh I forget, she get rular shape.

Rashdimuh: Honestly this album is very good only that it is an album for poetic people not for kids, am happy that the album is enjoying much publicity 8/10 for me

bro nor mind all this terry g fans.

mkoabiola: But I thought young girls of ds generation dnt want to b a 2nd or 3rd fiddle

u dey take ladies words serious? Oh! Cos most of them dey make mouth for nairaland, you think their words are real.
Remember, ladies lives are on fantasy until reality hit them.

For this time wey naija economy get as e be na person dey get 3 wives n 8 children *surprise*

Another Reason is that ladies receive kunu from us that's excess nutrient for them

Guy you are overrated, you always post rubbish....2baba>>>ur father.

Kalvan: 2face is overrated. He has just 3 good songs.

all this terry g fans...smh

Smartsyn: Please who is 2face , and did he ascend to heaven like Jesus...?

who are you?

@ op slowly, the song will sink into our ear and sound good as his previous album, na so good music dey be.

Too much dorobucci n the rest wey we don listen to still dey make good music sound rubbish for ear at times.

#Patience

MISSYTOSIN: Its well

I should take this as a YES from you

MISSYTOSIN: Kissing is good tho...#just saying. Am a great kisser

hmm our lips will be too sweet when it connect
Sweery what ya think

Almeria: read that pics

ehen! Aiight sweery

Almeria: Nah their way

which way? *thinking what she means by her statement*

mayapop: Happy new Month!!! to Nickiroman, missmossy, Nomski0, adaobi123, dygeasy, danhumprey, nobleval, logoDWhiz, hensben and francistony , and anyone else!

my sweat heart I wish you same *kisses her lip*

Princess666: see me laughing... if she wasnt demanding cash, how then wash she making you get thin? looool

nagging things, trust women n na their life be that,
My ex-babe nag a lot sotey I come dey restless, shior! I got call it quit, I don break up with her cos of this and she will be telling me she will change that not her fault, mostly, when I travel out of the state na there the nagging dey worst.
I finally broke up with her early this year but recently, she has started calling me again that she has out grown that kind of behaviour. I do love but this is the problem I have with her, any small thing she don dey cry, she is just too emotional.

Kinkybraids: Thank you are so on point. I understand what the men are saying here but she wont respect u thereafter...she will hate you n may even try to poison you. Not laying a hand on a woman is a personal value no matter the circumstance. If you are angry take a walk or a drive to clear your mind and talk when you are not angry.

so what about those ladies that follows you with clapping n ranting even when you try to take a walk? Aiint you sure she deserve just one slap to cool her brain.

lynpetra: We are still saying the same thing.
In my relationships, I don't waste my time expecting it will always end well.I play my own part by being a good partner but I don't place so much emphasis on if he will marry me or not.I still do not dwell on it even if he says that.I can only laugh.My problem is 'who' to marry,i don't like the headache of caring if my relationship will go to the next level or not.Naaaaaa,its too stressful and unnecessary. In any relationship,I have learnt not to expect too much.If it works fine,if it doesn't work,fine.

sweery, how about you leave the two guys and come to me, I will marry you straight away, no delay. *smiles*

leo1234: See as u dey call toto without respect.

and you just did same thing..una ehn! Lol

@op, u are right, nigeria ladies so much believe in artificial stuff to enhance beauty, most of them bleach, wear artificial hair, wear may-kay, et al unlike SA ladies.

Sijo01: See me see wahala o. How does my comment amount to almost all NLders?

don't be offended, I do read these type of comments almost evertime I login nairaland.

Sijo01: Will read this when I get to the office.

almost everybody here on nairaland use this word 'I am in the office now', 'when I get to the office', yet people screem umployment is very alarming in nigeria
Does that mean we critisize nigeria government unfairly? or na pulling of stunt tingy on here?