₦airaland Forum

No be lie I smiled all through yesterday even till today after checking my results...

At least without seeing two results yet, I've garnered 4.0
Ah swear this semester go hot!

Multiple assignments and chores...

Sorry, I don't really go there...

engrlarex:
honestly I don't really understand if there is any biblical Injunction for praying with God of a particular pastor or prophet. I used to see so many Christians around me praying with God of Ayo Babalola, God of Oyedepo, God of Adeboye, God of Lord chosen, God of Apostle Sulaimon.. can someone make some clarifications on this.

Why do you pray using the god of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob?
It's high time we Africanize Christianity if you want it to be more acceptable..

edwife:
And how is it anyone business?
Her baby,her camera,her page.....
Chelsea babies rule,i know for a fact he is gorgeous.

Her baby, her camera, her page, her followers...

..

1. Advertisement : Shouting your sermon forces people to listen to them and if the preaching is good, you've won yourself a member.

2. Copy copy : Some pastors just shout cause other pastors are shouting.

3. Satisfaction : To make their members feel their pastor is really doing/telling them something extraordinary and thus they won't feel reluctant when it's time to pay.

.
.
.
.

... And after they finish screaming at you, you go back with nothing. Someone will ask you what they preached today and you start searching your head.

priscaoge:
What nonsense are u talking about? Why will I think I'm better than her? See if u don't know what to say, pls stfu. Now note: I don't feel more privileged, blessed or whatever because I see a physically challenged person. Stop reading stuppppid meaning into someone's post.

So wtf are you thanking god for? .... Educate us please, cause we should be thanking god for giving her new arms and legs and not otherwise.

I don't even know how Christians reason at all.

ROSSIKE:
Y'know, there was a time when the mere thought of having a facility of this standard in a place like Ikot Ekpene, would have led to doubts over one's sanity. Today it's a different story. Facilities like this are springing up all over the place. Nigeria is moving forward.

Kudos to Akpabio.

But this edifice is just for beautification and nothing more. Akpabio should've concentrated on structures that will improve our standard of living, not taking from it. I can't believe the ultramodern hospital he's been busy advertising is still in shambles and he singlehandedly closed down our plaza in Uyo in the name of renovating, now the place is a shadow of what it used to be compared to the one at Ikot Ekpene.

The man wasn't loyal at all.

Everything about this thread is just funny, from the title to the cartoon

I'm wondering what really is the purpose of dating if not to understand one's partner. Didn't she know him before she agreed to tie the knot? Or she got married, expecting to change him in the long run? Sorry Ma, your names didn't have Buhari in it.

Marathon sex go, 100m sex ni

John Locke, the author and 'finisher' of this thread, permit me to salute you!

I don't know wetin they worry humans beings. They just want to explore all the *some texts missing* in a woman's body.

What's so nutritious about a D! in the mouth and a D! in a shiithole?

prettythicksme:
is bald a disease or what?or u just wnt my attention?

Dude said he's gradually going bald, it might be symptoms of some diseases or hereditary and that was the only thing you could sputter, how does that help him?

I don't crave the attention of online monikers, I only follow you if you got something upstairs.

prettythicksme:
sharrap!!appreciate how God created u!!

You better shut the fhuck up if you don't know what to tell him. Can you appreciate a tailor who didn't sew your dress to your satisfaction?

OP we all got our problems and we are learning to live with them, so should you. Consult your doctor to know whether it's hereditary or medical, so you'll know your next step.

Saw it two days ago

eddysernal:
Been around for a while and tot to share my experience...

1. Akwaibomites are very religious people they are mostly christians buh some still dey worship their gods pls dont look down n their religiousity they wont take it likely with you

[s] 2. Before you buy any meat @ a joint make sure you ask the seller what type of meat it is before you end up eating (404)dog meat or snake meat or any other make sure you ask[/s]

3. Please dont stop any girl on the road and ask her for sex, most pple think akwaibomites are sex freaks buh on the contrary they are not infact they prefer to stay virgins till they marry cos of the pride attached. So if she dashes you a slap na you sabi oh!!

4. They support the government of the day. Yes there is little room for opposition that is why there is progress in the state so join them and dont talk ill of the government..Udom is right!!!

5. Please for your own good obey the rules and regulation oh!! Their court dey walk like mad once you commit under 24hrs you are charged to court before you say jack you dey ikotekpene prison so pls be careful.

6. Akwaibomies are very industrous pple so if na thief you come do belive me they'll fish you out and pls dont make fun of their work since they are no much industries yet they are mostly self employed like tailors,hair dressers etc. They enjoy their hussle and God dey do am for them

7. Akwaibom ayaya(it is fine/clean) pls dont litter akwaibom oh!! Officers are on ground to make sure you pay for your actions

8. Please if you are loking for hussle joints random motels, prostitutes then you have come to the wrong state so bettr double back before it is to late.

9. You dont need a ride or a vrey handsome job before you are respected by babes. All you need is a modest job and be truthful the babe would love and support you. Esp if you promise her marriage buh pls dont take advantage of them

10. One thing is sure you will not get a beter meal than when in akwaibom. Good Cooks full every where the average girl cooks beter than you know and whats still their variety of dishes is still unrivaled sotey lasgidi self dey enjoy am

11. If you are in need of a serene environment then welcome to akwaibom you are in the right place a state that boast of the best of infracstruutre in the whole Nigeria

12. Investor will be raving in cash if they can invest now and tap the uderused natural resourses

13. Make sure you buy dstv or gotv if you dont want tio be left out on whats happening in nija because their entertainment sector sucks!!!

14. They are hospitable people. They welcome you and make you fell at home and before you say jack you are one of them

15. Peace loving people i never see. So pleace be calm when in akwaibom

God bless Nigeria!!
God bless Akwa-Ibom!!!

pls oh!! Im sure there are many more stuffs i forgot to put down so fell free to add yours...

Where in Akwa ibom?

All the places 404 are sold are always indicated with a signpost which is usually accompanied by a palm wine keg.
Before you generalize, just know that Akwa Ibom is a nation of many tribes, thus we have diverse practices, so it's not every tribe that eats snake- if there's any.

As for no. 1, yeah we're damn religious especially our parents.

Anthropogenism: Fulanis and Hausas controlling Nigerian population since 19...

MadCow1:
You sound like a UNIBEN drop out..

If you couldn't graduate from a useless university like UNIBEN then you should be used for sacrifice by Benin witches.

Madcow

Obong university?

Vikings S2

jpphilips:
Why don't you educate yourself first on what the decision was based on before exposing your ignorance.
How much oil does india produce to house the biggest refinery in the world.
[color=#000099]

See painment

I made one post and you quoted me twice and even had to triple the second one with different colours...

I feel your pain,
It runs deep,
Share it with me!

What really makes us Africans?
What distinguishes us from other races and tribes of the world?
What gives us that dignity and sense of belonging?

Is it not our cultures and traditions?

Why are we trying to wash away our identity and become other people by force?
Do we prefer being a copy than the original?

What's really wrong with these pastors?!

If you feel a particular religion is a threat to yours, why not pray to your god to exterminate it? Why should people be fighting for their gods




MarieSucre I sight you

Congrats to them.

As for us, these big headed Negroids withheld our results saying A's are too much.... See this kind department o

FrancisTony:
They are ALL conspiracy theory...

... yet you couldn't debunk without reasonable doubts.

FrancisTony:
Are you okay? You believed him just because you ibibio brother is involved?

Do you want me to remain an unbeliever even when have seen the truth?
Or are you saying their 'truth' is not absolute?

Trailblazer1:
While Gen. Buratai is in abuja jogging and taking pictures with soldiers who suppose to be in the battle front protecting the lives of endangered citizens in precarious condition, yet APC talented praise singers deem it fit to continue the praise singing even without results

As a wailing wailer
I wail for the innocent who just lost their lives
I wail for Nigeria
I will for you foolish and dump party supporter

Buhari didn't do any wrong jogging with the soldiers. He's restoring confidence in the military, he's trying to make the soldiers know who they are fighting for and that their efforts are duly noted and appreciated.

Do you know that single action could go a long way in boosting the morale of the army And triggering them into giving in their all in this fight?

Not every action is worth criticising you know.

wisdomiskey:
FrancisTony!

call yuh "friendz" 2 cum
bail yuh out!!


cc
SalC UjSizzle Herald9 Pr0ton Agapechris
cococandy bukatyne mrschima

Instead of bail,
I rather bring him food in jail

But from Francis repent o, stop continuing God's creation on Nairaland, so on the last day that man no go dey confused o

Hopsin - fly

[b] I was taught that education is the only way to
make it
Then how'd I get so much money inside my
savings?
My teachers never saw the heights that I was
fucking aiming
Did the man who invented college, go to college?
Hm, okay then
Am I the only one that noticed humans on the
same shit?
Y'all thoughts are sailing on the same ship
And if that's the case, then that's the reason that
you ain't shit
Let me enlighten you my niggas, just let your brain
drift
First of all, the best type of marketing is marketing
that doesn't feel like marketing
It makes the people feel like they a part of it
And when it's done right, corporations think its
marvelous
They feed us these ideas and then we place 'em in
our hearts to sit
It's why players are good at getting chicks
It's why Nike is good at selling kicks
It's why Disney is loved by all the kids
Why McDonald's owners are super rich, we too
blinded to ever see 'em pitch
See when this happens we take our health, wealth,
lives and just hand them off
Thinking that we did this from organic thoughts
I know you seen parents trick kids with candy,
toys, and Santa Claus
The same method is used to trap adults
But instead of candy it's with MONEY, RELIGION ,
DRUGS and ALCOHOL....


Yo, Bleep Hollywood, Bleep all these reality shows
Making us feel lame unless we blowing stacks on
new clothes
Making us feel like we ain't cool unless we have a
few hoes
Making us feel like we ugly, unless we have a new
nose
I see naturally beautiful women get Botox, fake tits
Fake lips, they so brainwashed and it doesn't
make sense
Focus on your life and the path you're pursuing
Cause y'all too busy worried about what KIM
KARDASHIAN'S doing
[/b]

The Nigerian government was so wise that they built a refinery at where oil is not produced.

tomiwa1992:
Of course Yes.
All she wrote there are lies from pit of hell.
He/she should provide links.

How do we know the truth when you keep creating new accounts like it's your tradition?

It seems Thesonofmark and Wisdomiskey were right after all... You are/were victoriabee.


Its still not my business tho.

Thoniameek:
How did you know

He's my master and I am nothing but a servant, a slave forever at his service

It'll do you good to realise that you're slave to the wrong master, because those other masters can perish but my master won't.

You don't get it. I'm a freeborn and can never be a slave.

Since you've condemned yourself to be a slave to a dead Jewish master in this 21st century , sorry we can't help you.

Its your type that makes us wonder whether Adam and Eve really took a bite off those apples.

You fricking naive.

Thoniameek:
He already did that, my whole life, past, present and future
I don't do religion, I follow Jesus Christ
Jesus>Religion

I know.
When you give your life to someone you don't really have a choice, do you?
Now run along slave, your master is waiting for you.