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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Allegedly Moved Children To UK Over Insecurity by herald9: 2:08pm On Jan 02, 2015
Oya now...the president is showing us the way...

Mah come relocate my three kids and their mothers o..

there's something the president is seeing that we're yet to seecheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: My Experience Being Pranked On New Year Day by herald9: 2:04pm On Jan 02, 2015
huh
Celebrities › Re: See Olamide’s Weird Congratulatory Message To Wizkid by herald9: 1:58pm On Jan 02, 2015
What did he say? cry
Politics › Re: 10 List Of African Countries With The Strictest President by herald9: 1:26pm On Jan 02, 2015
Bet you guys wouldn't want a president who'll wield his power against oppositions and oppress all of you calling him names...It's just a human thingy and his hunger for things he doesn't really want...

Go checkout How a dictatorial country is and you'll quickly run back to Nigeria with Usain Bolt speed.
Programming › Re: Uniben Student Develops Antivirus Software For Computers by herald9: 12:47pm On Jan 02, 2015
At first I thought it was that Unibenstudent.... I for say o...whether him fit root gionee P2 talkless of developing a computer software...embarassed


Kudos to him...He's putting What he knows into practice unlike some students who only know the theoretical aspects...

Naija is coming upsmiley

Poems For Review › Re: My Little Prayer - A Simple Poem by herald9:
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Poems For Review › Re: My Little Prayer - A Simple Poem by herald9: 12:22am On Jan 02, 2015
laykorn:
This is an example of a simple poem. 4 stanzas with an AABB rhyme scheme. This one is dedicated to my students. cheesy


Ayamlaykorn
laykorn:
This is an example of a simple poem. 4 stanzas with an AABB rhyme scheme. This one is dedicated to my students. cheesy


Ayamlaykorn
The master...
doing What he knows How to do best smiley

Sometimes I wonder...
whether poets are born or made angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by herald9: 8:42pm On Jan 01, 2015
priestken1:
Chelsea loosing hahahah that mks me happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR
Guy,you wan collect a rhetorical slap? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by herald9: 8:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
247 guests come stand for window view...


Una own better o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by herald9: 8:31pm On Jan 01, 2015
What's up with this lackadaisical performance na...

this is not the Chelsea I used to knowsad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by herald9: 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2015
Neldrizzy:
Lolll baba why Чou de call My name ?? cheesycheesy Chelsea don "f" up grin
please wake me up!
Romance › Re: Guys See The Merit And Demerit Of Having A Boyfriend/girlfriend by herald9: 7:33pm On Jan 01, 2015
smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by herald9: 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2015
shocked


Neldrizzy ocrycry
Culture › Re: Culture Or Cruelty? Do We Still Need Tribal Marks?(pics) by herald9: 5:26pm On Jan 01, 2015
MayflowerB:
Oh! Dat hurts
What were you tryna say?
my mail is eff up.
Health › Re: 11 Facts About Coca-cola They Do Not Want You To Know. by herald9: 4:56pm On Jan 01, 2015
Nawao angry
I drink this almost everyday...

Since it's certified by Nafdac...
I don't really caresad
Politics › Re: The Trouble With The Buhari Manifesto BY ABIMBOLA ADELAKUN by herald9: 3:51pm On Jan 01, 2015
Buhari the Superman... Lolz

Someone still thinks he's in the military era...He doesn't understand the concept of democracy...

These his big bang ideas are capable of making pigs fly...
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Engage In Pre-marital Sex by herald9: 1:59pm On Jan 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
Madness bawo ? You call abstinence madness ?
Nooo... being a V rocks...infact I am one...cool

But saying you won't open your legs to any lady makes it looks as if they're actually d one with the joystickgrin
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Engage In Pre-marital Sex by herald9: 1:48pm On Jan 01, 2015
tosyne2much:
You are right vicky, that's why I will never open my legs for any lady

Not even at gun point
When did this madness start? grin
Family › Re: Children Crushing Or Loving In Pictures by herald9: 1:39pm On Jan 01, 2015
AfricanApple:
yeah African mentality. pls if you see your future kids kissing mouth to mouth encourage them to do the French kiss instead. I guess that's American mentality undecided
Lolz.. you try...

I don't see anything wrong with kids kissing... they're just showing innocent affection... probably because you people have been kissing them since they were babies and they've grown up to think it's normal...

If you want to rebuke them like most Africans do,it'll only leave them confuse...I'll only take steps to teach him there's time and place for doing that...

Let's not corrupt our young ones' mindwink
Fashion › Re: How Do I Look Wit My New Nose Peircin Peircing by herald9: 12:36pm On Jan 01, 2015
Someone help tell her she's beautiful...






...without the piercingsmiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Wow Its 2015,come In And Say Thank U JESUS For Allown Me 2 C Today by herald9: 12:31pm On Jan 01, 2015
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Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Killed At Army Barracks by herald9: 12:23pm On Jan 01, 2015
seunique:
Because she was wearing hijab...she's a muslim??

SMH
Noooo...

She might prolly be a Nunsmiley
Gaming › Re: Football Manager Handheld 2015 Is Out! by herald9: 12:19pm On Jan 01, 2015
vosquare:
Done!! grin
angry angry angry angry
Family › Re: Children Crushing Or Loving In Pictures by herald9: 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2015
AfricanApple:
only children that has seen adults done this will do that. its not healthy
African mentality cheesy
Politics › Re: Constitution And Religion by herald9: 11:59am On Jan 01, 2015
kellyJames5:
Okay,I caught the drift!
But what about an Atheist,as earlier asked?
This actually caused a rift in the US army... where an atheist refused to say 'So help me God'

You know Nigeria is a religious state... I don't think there's any provision for the atheist since they're still minors...Nobody will come out and publicly declare that he's an atheist...

That's why if you want any seat in government, you've to swallow your belief and follow procedures...

Your belief won't put food on your table...

As for advanced countries...the law has been amended to suit the atheists too...
Nairaland General › Re: ☆☆☆special Shout Outs☆☆☆ by herald9: 11:30am On Jan 01, 2015
daveP:
( Enters large stage. Almost suddenly, beats from the drumsets starts, accompanied by jingles and cymbalic tunes. Grabs mic and talks to teeming crowd)


Lets take this chance to just say Happy New year to someone 10-120metres away from where you are. Yes! Show the Love, move your feet for something new. ( Audience hums and booms. He personally goes to his band and hi-5s them all as they still continue Intro music. Everyone settles) Thank You. Thank You!!

This song would just be my 1st. And y'all are gonna join me to spread the love. By putting your hands together per-seconds. Good, lets go (turns back to co-guitarist to tune up the tempo as well. Floodlights focuses on his brown Jacket as he begins)


You Know That I know 2-0-1-Five is our Year

Got alot to be thankful for, You, me Alive, that's enough to Cheer

Met alot along 1-4, ups and downs we felt weak with time

Come o'er here, what are you waiting for, 1-5 Clock has struck a Chime.


[Chorus]

( Some fellas somersault onto stage displaying acrobatic fervency.They echoes out in acappella as instrumentals go silent)


Happy New Year, A F'ope F'Oluwa

Ore re siwa O po-O Po O-Po

Kini Ma fi san Ore re Yi O

Trala La Mi doh, Doh Reh Mi Doh


( All, along with drumsets repeat chorus again)

Happy New Year
welcome to 2015

Ahead is Brighter and Clear

Take my hand......
Take My Hand and lets declare

This is better, clearer, cooler, simpler, singing ever

(Jumping up repeatedly)

Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa
Nawa O, I dey feel your swags

Nosa, Eloghosa, and Loiusa (My friends)

no go dull eo!

(crowd respond) No go dull eo

(Chorus repeated again)


Happy newwwwwwww

Yeaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (the entire audience scream it as Intrumentals reach its peak and ends abruptly, sparking +ve reaction. A section of the crowd still voice the Chorus in unity)


Happy New Year, A F'ope F'Oluwa

Ore re siwa O po-O po-O poh

Kini ma fi san Ore re Yi o

Trala lah mi doh, Doh re mi Doh (4ice)


(an all baritone probably feeling vibey, picks up chorus from the top floor in the auditorium. The Ladies follow suit)


Happy New year to

Caractaracta
KingTomTom
Cheriepetee
Charijeez
AfricanApplejuice
CfcFanny
Missmossisy
KelvinGraphicsco
Omavikson
Renyleeia
Legendarysageee
Lanickyst
Dechandelia
Dahjibaba
Afrokjump
TheRock5555minus5
Lekinzinky
Kingphilipian
Harlosisy
mencade443
Herald993
cheadivary
LogoDwhizzy
SexySapphireee
Lovelyronkeee
Teespiceee

(leaves stage smiling) cheesy

grin smiley grin
Did you compose that song?
You're good mancheesy

Hello Jeffreyjamez Happy New Year!

Thanks Sir Chibwike..... Wishing you a fruitful foodful New year....Enjoycheesy
Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Killed At Army Barracks by herald9: 11:05am On Jan 01, 2015
holatin:
so bad dat fanatical spirit in you follow you to 2015.

What a hopeless case urs is
Keep getting new each new year... you'll soon wear off...

Why is that you guys like driving home your points with a truck load of IED... Can't you adopt simple dialogue?

It's true not all Muslims are terrorists...but all terrorists are Muslims...

Oya come bomb me if you cantongue
Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Killed At Army Barracks by herald9: 7:36am On Jan 01, 2015
oweman:
....
have you caught me in your house before?cheesy

Happy New Year Brother!
Politics › Re: President Jonathan New Year Message To The Nation by herald9: 7:26am On Jan 01, 2015
No political ambition is worth the blood of any citizen
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND NO PLACE ELSE!!!
Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Killed At Army Barracks by herald9: 1:36am On Jan 01, 2015
Fear Muslims... Them get mind!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by herald9: 1:33am On Jan 01, 2015
Missmossy:
Same to you Thanks
happy new year missysmiley

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