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Romance / Re: My Mom Just Ruined My Relationship by Herlertah(m): 2:55pm On Mar 20, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

God.. God.. God..all the time..what business does an imaginary creature have with reality..
E O D.. having a simple conversation with a religious person is too tiring.. undecided

Very tiring actually. I am sorry to say this, but they always sound very stupid to me even if they have PhD. Idiots!
Business / Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by Herlertah(m): 1:37am On Aug 14, 2019
Hi guys, I started following this thread two days ago and I can say that you've got me hooked to this kindle thing. I have decided not to procrastinate and start with something. I have been hearing all about it before though. So decided to create account today and it was asking for TIN given by my country of residence. The field is required and I don't have TIN so I just put "nil" there and went on with the whole thing. Question is, will this affect my cashing out later?

Also, pls, in details, how does the payout really works. Thanks a lot. I am sorry my questions are too much
Education / Re: What Is Your 2019 JAMB Score? by Herlertah(m): 8:49pm On May 13, 2019
CapedBaldy:
I got 214 lesser than my last score of 237 I don't even know if it's this year's result cos it looks like they just reused one of my previous results and changed some stuff. I just hope I can make it this year cos this is my 5th time and I'm almost 19
That's your score my niggagrin
Education / Re: I want to kill myself PICTURES by Herlertah(m): 8:41pm On May 13, 2019
Ask yourself: "What have I been doing wrong?". You wrote that you scored 211 in 2016 and as you put it "I was happy that I'll study law"

Law for where!!....with 211? What you score in your jamb may not entirely be your fault but the decisions you make after seeing your score are on you. With this 234 of yours, you will easily get into school....if you go for the right course and the right school. I have a friend that is studying law in Uniosun with 214 (he had good connection though) but still, was able to gain the admission because it was a state University. Make sound planning with this score, go for a less competitive course and a less competitive school. Big courses and big schools are not meant for everybody and they don't determine where you go in life. I am a jambite too, I wrote in '17 '18 and this year. I had good scores in '17 and '18 (233 and 281 respectively) but still couldn't make it due to poor planning and poor post-utme score. I scored 296 this year and with the plans on ground, I am certain I will get into a school this year. And I am sure you will also get into a school this year if you plan well.....if your course is competitive, change it bro, prepare well for post-utme and don't aim for those "hard-to-get-in" schools just because your friends are there or because you also want to attend them. Your jamb score has limited your options, so make wise choice with the ones you have. G'day!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: JAMB: How To Check 2019 UTME Results Online by Herlertah(m): 11:31pm On Apr 15, 2019
Shame on Op and the mod that pushed this trash to FP. Op couldn't even do a simple research on how to check JAMB Result, but just decided to post outdated article. Lazy Bloggers!!

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Romance / Re: Another Slayqueen On Instagram Shows Off Her Boobs On Mc Galaxy's Instagram Live by Herlertah(m): 10:11pm On Apr 15, 2019
ThePreachersSon:


You mean he gives cash prizes to those who show some skin? Those who make you wanna run to your Vaseline? Look here bruv, you just have to hear this, I don't know how to put it. But that's not fvcking entertainment.

BTW, anything that involves the display of one's unclothedness is pornography, and thats what he promotes now. He doesn't have to jump in there and start thrusting, trust he'd like to do that cos he's a fvcking porn promoter. That's what he's famous for.
I know people must have replied you but I will still give you this reply of mine. MC Galaxy didn't start this for people to show their nudes. It's purely for entertainment and truly, entertainment like this can't be completely devoid of unpleasant scenes but blaming MC Galaxy for what these hoes decide to do on his live video is such an insensitive thing to do.
Education / Re: If You Know Prime Numbers You Should Be Able To Solve This Shape (Photo) by Herlertah(m): 10:00pm On Apr 15, 2019
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Crime / Re: Three FUTO students found dead in hostel, one unconscious after Drug overdose by Herlertah(m): 10:06pm On Apr 03, 2019
xtophy1:
I am not sorry for them. Simple 'SMOKERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG' is what they cannot read.

tongue tongue d only one i pity is d one knacking... Ehh, how u go take explain to Michael and Gabriel? U cant even lie... U have an erected evidence
Oh Godgrin
Travel / Re: How Do I Pass My Ielts And Toefl Exams by Herlertah(m): 11:17pm On Mar 26, 2019
I am so sorry that I am answering your questions with questions...

Pls have you registered for the exams? and if you have, how much did it cost and how did you go about it? Kindly help a brother here pls...I also want to take these exams...I hope I am not late. Also, which country's universities do you plan on applying to with these exams. Thanks as you take your time to answer me.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Says She Drugged And Robbed Men When She Used To Be A Stripper by Herlertah(m): 11:06pm On Mar 26, 2019
You wey your papa name "Bacardi" at birth..it's no surprise joor grin
BTW, I love her songs..."thru your phone" on repeat
Romance / Re: Go Into Your Room And Lock Your Door Before Watching This Very Hot Video by Herlertah(m): 2:12pm On Mar 26, 2019
Na you post, na you drop 19 comments.....Go find better work do joor

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Romance / Re: After This Scar Will She Now Let Me Be... (graphic Photo) by Herlertah(m): 9:56pm On Mar 23, 2019
Ojogbane2k:
Guys please I can't seem to be able to send texts on my phone.... I've tried flashing it but it didn't work.. It's an infinix hot 5 lite... Please help
I had same issue with my p32 also....it's message that you can't send right? SMS?
Celebrities / Re: Ooni Of Ife Receives 2face And Wife, Annie At His Palace, 2face Sings For Them by Herlertah(m): 4:45pm On Mar 21, 2019
Lovelife433:
Gaybaba Eleribu omo ale go and pay bface thief.
grin OMG

Who is this person for God's sake?
Health / Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by Herlertah(m): 4:17pm On Mar 21, 2019
kunmiiii:


That's actually one of the reasons a forum is meant for! Not just to throw witless banters and exchange tribal slurs!
Even up to the point of entertaining scammers? Mind you, I don't take part those stupid tribal wars they are all into nowadays.
Health / Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by Herlertah(m): 11:25pm On Mar 20, 2019
makeitijn:
you don't actually need front page because I have a simple solution here for you
Will you shut up?

Nairalanders and the way they see business opportunities in every post

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Regina Daniels Buys Her Mother A New House (photos) by Herlertah(m): 8:56pm On Mar 20, 2019
How do we know that this story is true sefundecided
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Female Singer by Herlertah(m): 9:32pm On Mar 19, 2019
lalasticlala:
Most beautiful? Do you mean most popular?
Ah get to quote the famous lalasticlala todaygrin Much respect sir...more snakes to your pot

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Vs Simi Live On Stage, Please Click On The Link To Watch by Herlertah(m): 11:38pm On Mar 17, 2019
Me khe undecided Na freebasics ah dey use but I will still like to add that may the hottest thunder from the hottest part of hell strike Op left nyansh undecided

The next person should watch the video and tell us how those two boys ah dey see take resemble Olamide and Simi
Sports / Re: Court Bars French Parents From Naming Baby Griezmann Mbappe by Herlertah(m): 5:17pm On Mar 17, 2019
Awol1:


Lol.

You know, I think "Blessing" and "Joy" is the most popular pseudo names taken by prostitutes and runs girls.

I stand to be corrected by whoever thinks he knows these girls more than I do.
grin Customer
Computers / Re: I Need Help With HP Laptop by Herlertah(m): 6:39pm On Mar 16, 2019
Mosesotu123:
tar, no be ba3.... ur laptop don dy cast small small bdat.... all laptops have an inbuild power supply that can power the laptop on directly from generator/electricity without the use of it's ba3. the only case there is just that it will work like a normal pc so if liat vamous then ur laptop will shut down. But this one u said from 100 to 30-40per, walia it's called dooms day... grin grin
Ah don die be that nagrin
Travel / Re: Some Of The Worst And Deadliest Air Disasters/Plane Crashes In History(Pics) by Herlertah(m): 12:46pm On Mar 16, 2019
Very informative piece

But why is Op using "crashes" instead of "crashed" and "are killed" instead of "were killed".

All these happened in the past now.....
Computers / Re: I Need Help With HP Laptop by Herlertah(m): 11:45pm On Mar 15, 2019
losprince:
it definitely is the battery, the cells are dead bro, go get a new one... Soon when you plug the laptop it will say plugged in but not charging.

That's a battery problem.
grin Lol....that started yesterday bro. Your answer is so accurate. I plan on taking it to an Engineer friend to help me check it and advise me on what I need to buy and what I need to repair.
Thanks so much

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Computers / I Need Help With HP Laptop by Herlertah(m): 12:21pm On Mar 15, 2019
Hi Engineers in the house, I need help with my HP laptop. I have noticed that it does not charge when we turn on generator in my house but reverse is the case when it's normal electricity supply and I didn't find it disturbing then since there is stable electricity supply. But about a month ago, it started shutting down suddenly when I am using it at 30%-40% on it's own and I can say that it's not the battery cos the battery is still strong (abour 6 hours or more) and reduce slowly from 100% down to 30%-40% before shutting down suddenly. Pls what can I do about this?
Education / Re: 'Why Amala Needs To Be Banned' - Coventry Student Makes Presentation by Herlertah(m): 8:26pm On Mar 14, 2019
opparadise:

Because it is nauseating to you alone, we should dig our graves?
.
Let me explain life to you:
.
1. You are fake, like FAKE.
2. Don't tell us about your 'entire life' yet, no good can come from immigrants.
3. Are you allergic to thinking vast?
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Your score: -1/100.
Remarks: This poster should be made to live inside a well for eternity.
Oh God......''Allergic to thinking vast''


I hate wicked peopleundecided
Family / Re: Whenever He Quarrels With His Wife, She Brings Her 3 Brothers To Come Beat Him by Herlertah(m): 2:25pm On Mar 13, 2019
wizod:
the pot dat calls d kettle black. #onye iberibe
grin I don't know if you are a kettle or a pot ooo...but we are not the sameundecided
Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by Herlertah(m): 1:11pm On Mar 13, 2019
What is wrong with thatundecided If I have you as a friend and I know you count a harmless word like "Dear" as something, na me go block you before you block me..foolish girlundecidedundecided
Family / Re: Whenever He Quarrels With His Wife, She Brings Her 3 Brothers To Come Beat Him by Herlertah(m): 12:37pm On Mar 13, 2019
wizod:
what is it then?
You don't understand English joorcheesy grin
Crime / Re: Wicked Mum Stab Her Daughter To Death Because She Doesn't Want Her To Have Sex by Herlertah(m): 12:32pm On Mar 13, 2019
There is a wonderful thing about the world....just imagine anything, I mean anything! No matter how insane or how inhumane or how impossible it may seem, after that, I want you to know that someone somewhere has done it before or is doing it or has that ability you think is impossible. The world is big....and there are so many strange people out there. One of them is this mad woman of a mother! undecided

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Family / Re: Whenever He Quarrels With His Wife, She Brings Her 3 Brothers To Come Beat Him by Herlertah(m): 12:19pm On Mar 13, 2019
You guys shouldn't tell me that you have not seen this before oo....it's been making rounds on twitter since like 2 weeks ago. My brother showed the screenshot but I told him that it must be a joke. So many people have been passing this around sha...smh...I don't believe it joor undecided undecided
Family / Re: Whenever He Quarrels With His Wife, She Brings Her 3 Brothers To Come Beat Him by Herlertah(m): 12:18pm On Mar 13, 2019
You guys shouldn't tell me that you have not seen this before oo....it's been making rounds on twitter since like 2 weeks ago. My brother showed the screenshot but I told him that it must be a joke. So many people have been passing this around sha...smh...I don't believe it joor
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Bad Incident You'll Never Forget? by Herlertah(m): 8:33am On Mar 13, 2019
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Oh my God.....you were just lucky bro that one among them begged on your behalf. Long life Bro

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