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A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE

I think Nairaland is too accommodating to ads posted on its page. I mean someone should have banned this guy or at least deleted this post. "Beware of scammer who are only after your money and not your success"
Lol, so you are after their success like this? So after helping them with jamb (assuming your lying and stupid ass can), will you do the putme for them too, will you help them with future semester examinations?
You are a disgrace to this country, idiot

BOOMnaija:
Forget d physical outlook....many of these stupid Nigerian celebrities av a very terrible and shallow attitude....I hardly give my attention to their contents, whether music or acting, because most are just useless and apparently fake....from Davido to wizkid to yemi alade, tiwa savage e.t.c.....name them.

Sorry oo, Mr. Real

Stand beside a corpse?? How will I live the rest of my days on Earth...how am I going to be sleeping with that kain picture on my phone

God forbid

Sister, they stabbed you but to no avail....and still you landed in hospital with this face.
They shot you but had no effect on you...haha...you should have at least explained in details how the bullets didn't have any effect on you instead of "God's Protection" you keep shouting. Idiot even your pastor can't stand before a gun or risk being shot....~spits

Jamariwolff:
True that sister.

I've always wanted a thin, sharp, pointing nose, but guilt of altering God's creation has been holding me back, but I'm so done and I'm getting a rhinoplasty (nose job) and liposuction to transfer some fat ASAP.

plenty money....

At least I see someone who is ugly pass me
Haha, baba too ugly....kilode

Injiggerwolf:
See this one like unwarmed Akamu!
Confess her to go and hug transformer

Confess her...hahahaha
your wicked sha....

cooljoe:
sounds like what tywin lannister will say

No.....at all

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owojero55:
hi

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Yes, but not now, I am still someone conscious of what my family would do or say if I do that
But when I grow up and become independent, I will definitely change my Muslim name to a more befitting and adorable Muslim name (will be among the 99 names of Allah), just that I will have to go through certain things apart from legal steps (as stated by the prophet)
I hate my current third name like.....

Don't ask me what it is

I am just wondering ni oo....when the kids grow up, won't they be having problems with one another cos the twins maybe calling the other guy fake���

If you know you know��

dipopooo:
You people are getting the result of what you voted for in 2015.....I remember this time 2015 most people were shouting Sai baba up and down. Here we are today nothing is working in Nigeria

So you mean things will start working immediately Atiku enters, right?
Cos you've seen the future?

Guy, our problem is not our leaders only, it's the country and everything about it
We the citizens ourselves are one of the problems we are facing in this country.
The problem is from grassroot and not the number one citizen only

Or do you want to tell me that Russia became good when Vladmir came into power?
No, it's has always been good before he came into power even though they have their own problems too.

Mind you, I am neither Buhari nor Atiku supporter

E be like say Seun and Tonto are siblings....the way her news grace FP everytime

adeoba2008:
How many times are we going to read this story?

Finally, someone said what's on my mind
These Nairaland mods pushing stale news to FP sef.....she won sepe fun yin ni

sharpsecret:
yeh..a 75yrs old man cant b cloned but hav u heard of body doubles?90% of presidents hav a body double,even recently in nigeria a lady dat looks like aisha took advantage of their resemblance to extort and commit other crimes against nigerians..it has happened in russia.,it has it advantages too,.if a president need to visit a place nd he feels it too risky goin there body doubles can b used..,nowadays science can turn a man into a woman.,dis issue has bin raised,lets not defend or overlook it..saner pple wil investigate it and not argue

As saner people have to investigate, an insane person will do nothing but to actually believe this without any tangible proof


Also, hear yourself (I can't stop laughing). Actually I am someone that always tries to understand things that other people think to be impossible. I consider even the impossible statements to be true just to extract some sense out of it. So listen to yourself, 90% of presidents have their lookalikes right?

So their is every chance of Jonathan having a lookalike too, Atiku too (since there is every chance of him becoming president too)

And since there is no born president, that means many of the masses also have our lookalikes as we are all potential presidents that are identical to us like Buhari to your supposed jubrin that we can make use of when we become president (after all, I don't think having an identical lookalike is a criteria for being selected as presidential candidate)

Oya tell me, Have you ever seen your own lookalike?

Or at least someone else's lookalike?

There is so many flaws to your statement!

sharpsecret:
yes we have intellects..but are they brave enuf..those intellects are the ones commiting more crimes dan jubril..one writer once said dat he who sees evil and refuse to speakup are d ones commiting the greater crime dan the offender

But you sound educated, no matter how little it may be.

So you actually believe it's not Buhari that's in Office, lol, a clone right?

Cos I am not understanding. It was all on Nairaland here when a Professor of Genetics said that a man as old as Buhari cannot be cloned as it's not possible because the clone itself must have live for 75 years.
And surprisingly, your jubrin speaks Hausa just exactly like Buhari

Pls, let's pretend to be civilized even if we are not. Mind you, this is not because I support Buhari, I would have told you same thing if this kind of allegation is raised against Atiku too

"Governatorial"

"Hand over the flag to our presidential candidate"

Shey him no know say na him be presidential candidate

Sincerely, I respect and love Buhari mainly for his detest for corruption. I don't know him personally but I, as well as many other Nigerians (including Atiku people) believe him not to be one of those polithieves calling themselves politician. He is not among those who make use of our fund for their own personal gain and this I respect so much because even as I dey now, I can't promise myself that I won't embezzle money if I have the opportunity (I don't plan to though, just saying). However, I think he is old and not mentally capable of ruling the country. Nigeria is mad, crazy including the citizens. We are one of the craziest beings on Earth, hard to govern and we need brain and action. And sorry to say, I don't think even Atiku can give us that. He is just another politician, one of the same old politicians that have been going in out of offices. Since I have come of age, I have been hearing almost same names of politicians in government. No new name. This is the reason I have decided to give my support to buhari (it kuku mean nothing before) as I think a known devil is better than an unknown angel. Would have supported the young and brilliant minds from other parties, but we are so stupid in this country. Its always APC and PDP, but if PDP had provided a young mind full of action, then I would have given my fullfledged support, at least Buhari should go and rest but they also decided to give us another politician that has held many posts before

9ja, we are not there yet!!

Valerie47:
I don't really like the back of the car.

Thought say na only me

But since ah no get even 20k for account not to even talk of 12m that op wickedly called "cheap" and even dared to add "est" at the end of it

So since I no have shingbai, I thought I should not complain

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Nanosecond:


DID YOU SEE THESE PICTURES YESTERDAY?
THE PICTURES WON'T MAKE SENSE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU LACK SENSE.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE OTHERS PIC/COMMENTS THEN YOU FVCK OFF NAIRALAND. I MUST NOT POST WHAT YOU WANT.

Oya use this medium to explain the meaning of what you are doing

If we want to read up on astronomy, we know where to go and if we need pics, we can surely find it.

Put some explanation with your pics. if you can't, then you are just another Nairaland idiot we deal with day in day out

Your own stupidity is just on another whole level.

vizkiz:
Which true love?

Abi aye eleyi fe baje ni?

You people should add graphic pictures to this thread. Some of us are eating...

Yorubas and curse

Lol, am an afonja too and I have been cursing the girl since I have seen these pics as I haven't been able to eat since then

~spits

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I am sorry, not to sound insulting, but I have been going through many posts today and seen you comment on them with these pictures

if I may ask, what is the meaning of this, does it make sense going from posts to posts dropping pictures of other planets and related pics even when it's not needed?

If you are a kid just coming on Nairaland, then observe how things are done here and stop acting like a wise fool

Mekuze2:
Ist to comment

Se looto?

Edodefender:
Why are Muslims going and learning western education?

I thought allah forbid it?

I rarely argue over religious matters, I just read comments hoping someone would blast someone like you

But, in Islam, it's so important to look for knowledge. Every aspect of the religion encourages searching for knowledge and more knowledge and I don't think knowledge of Science and others are not part of it. Boko Haram doesn't speak for all of us. They don't speak for all Muslims and we are not defined by our religion or our tribe or skin color or anything. We are defined by ourselves, our personality.

Don't care if you are 10 times older than me, just know what you say when you are on faceless forum laidis. Thank you

Evangkatsoulis:

so visualizing numbers is what is magnificent?

Lol, lemme calm down before replying you


Ehn en, I said "magnificent" because it felt nice seeing someone describe how mental calculation feels like, how being a savant feels like, what your mind/brain put you through everyday

Magnificent means exceptional, but if you find it offensive, then I am sorry

Emary:
@Herlertah

It's always nice seeing a fellow savant. He said "I always see the numbers in my head"

Magnificent!!

spiritedtete:

You didnt reply me DM ?

I just did. Sorry, it took long

Anomalyy:



Please respond to your private message i sent you. I want to feature you on my tv show. Thanks

I have. I am sorry it took so long to reply.

I will so much like to feature on your tv show

Thank you

Lol...

Clinical flogging

Op sef

Electricboy:
bro am sorry to burst your bubble..the guy I sent your details to....said ...that the fact that you are a mental calculator doesn't make you a genuis...as a computer could displace you anytime...it all depends on how you can apply your mental calculations to your endavours..that's why I asked for your waec grades.....

Lol, thank you for trying. Thank God I never mention being a genius, I only stated what I can do. It's left to you guys to decipher who am I based on what you think.

And I have sent and received messages from so many people and it's turning out well already. So Thank you and to add, all I want to do right now is go to school and study hard

Where I go to school and what I study is what matters to me now and many intelligent people have given advice which I will make use of

Once again, Thank you!!