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IamKashyBaby:



YAY!

After i zoom in the pic & i concentrated on the cap according to his CAPtion ...i dunno why i feel so dizzy ooo? ..

1. Your client should never be your friend. And your friend should never be your client. Money wrecks Good Relationships. If you cherish the friendship, do the job for free.

2. Don't be too nice and considerate about charging your fees. The person paying you will not be nice and considerate to you if you don't do the job or if you do a bad job.

3. Completely remove emotions and religion when charging your fees. It's either they can afford you or they cannot. From my experience, clients who think you're unaffordable usually spend more money on even more useless things.
It's really not about Affordability but Value.

4. Never agree to be paid later, unless the proceeds will be coming into your account FIRST. Otherwise, if the money goes directly into your client's account, he or she may no longer pick your calls.

Money reveals the worst in the best among us.
Caveat: An exception may be created for clients who once offered voluntary financial assistance. We must remember those who showed up in our darkest hour.

5. When it comes to business and money, promises means nothing to Nigerians. They'd promise anything just to get rid of you. Promises won't pay your bills.

6. Naturally, humans do not like parting with their money to someone else. But you can make it easy for them BY NOT DOING THEIR JOB OR BY WATCHING THEM SUFFER.

Survival always makes people give up money. From my experience, clients in police custody hardly negotiate fees.

7. A foreigner doing business in Nigeria once told my former boss that any man with too much conscience would forever remain poor. I disagreed then, but NOW I totally agree. You know why?

People (men and women without conscience) will take unfair advantage of you (with too much conscience).

Credit; Torimill

biacan:
Hewrites I would advise you not to start what you can't finish

biacan:
Thats what you actually need

biacan:
Men need to b given a little slap when ever they go wrong

sexybbstar:
He's seun's bro.. Their dad owns a school in ota.

sexybbstar:
He's seun's bro.. Their dad owns a school in ota.

sexybbstar:
The guy looks like seun...

"Where are all the so called video vixens in Nigeria…you people have been on lowkey for some days now and the Slay mamas too you people didn’t even come for Splash off. is it because of Bernice Burgos you people are hiding"

Is there no end to this obtuse buffoonery?
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This generation of preachers is an indignation to the body of Christ! ~FRZ
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#FreeTheSheeple
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Matthew 10:8 KJV
[8] Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

benny4wax:
Wow........it even featured on Nairaland. Thanks Torimill for this awesome gesture.


Lalasticlala, fynestboi, Ijebabe
This is a combination of snake and Tonto Dike's news.

I am an Anambra state born Youth Corp member with state code number YB/16B/3118 serving my country in the NYSC scheme in Yobe state. I am serving as an ICT teacher in Government Girls Science and Technical College (GGSTC), Potiskum.

On getting to Yobe state and seeing the standard of education available to the students, I resolved to embark on a personal CDS aimed at promoting literacy in and around the state, this I did by organise an inter-secondary school spelling Bee competition.

This was done with the hope that the competition will ignite in the student the fire of academic zeal and build in them a competitive spirit that would spore the students to greater height in the future.

CHALLENGES:
Apart from the fact that so many refused to support me on the ground that I am Igbo (Yamiri) which was a major challege, through this adventure, I learn that the North is backward academically isn't because of the fact that the poor are reluctant to go to school but it is because a few individuals (the rich) don't want them to.

Imagine a situation whereby bank managers, Some Yobe state University HOD's and lectures, Politicians and most corporate bodies refused bluntly to support me in organising a competition that didn't cost more than #40,000 to organise.

The smiling face of the students gave me all the satisfaction one could ever ask for. I decided to have it publicized because I want the news of its success to trouble those who prior to the organisation refused to support me because of one unnecessary reason or the other.

To have pulled it off is a surprise that wouldn't have been possible without the Z.I, L.G.I, Emir's of Potiskum, last but not the least the students and administrator's of GGSTC. May God continue to bless you all abundantly.
Amen.

The police in Ebonyi State have confirmed the rescue of a Catholic priest, Timothy Nwanja, abducted by gunmen in Okpokueze Nkomoro community, Imoho Development Centre, Ezza North Local Government Area of the State.

Also rescued was the cook to the priest who was abducted with her boss.

The priest escaped after his captors allegedly drank Holy Communion wine they stole from his house and slept off.

This is even as the police said that they arrested one of the suspected kidnappers.

Two of the kidnappers escaped but the police vowed to track them down.

According to sources, the cleric, who serves at St. Mary’s parish, was kidnapped by three gunmen at about 8:30 p.m. on Sunday night in his residence.

The police spokesperson in the state, Loveth Odah, an Assistant Superintendent of Police, who conformed the rescue, said that the police acting on tip-off, raided the criminals’ hideout.

She narrated that the kidnappers sneaked into the priest’s room on Sunday while he was having his dinner and took him and his cook away.

She said that the priest’s cook who had gone upstairs to get water from the refrigerator was first captured.

“When the priest heard the loud screaming, he ran upstairs to know what was going on and they also captured him. One of them was familiar with the area.

“They took him away in his own vehicle. They blindfolded him and tied his ears so that he would not be able to listen to their interaction.

“At a point, they separated the cook and the priest. They allowed the cook to go but it was a plot,” she narrated.

Mrs. Odah disclosed that the cleric had jumped out through the window of the uncompleted building where he was taken to after his three captors took Holy Communion wine and slept off.

She said that the criminals had planned to request the sum a N100 million ransom from the Bishop of Abakaliki Diocese in the morning before they ran out of luck.

Sexy20:
Abeg shift make I join you...

santakris:
Yes. Are you from Kwara?

santakris:
Padi e

"RIP baby
Cutie, as I used to call you. I know right now I might sound stupid and insane. But il try to take everything.

Let’s have a flashback
Facebook made me to know you in 2014. We became good friends and later fell head over heels for each other. We had good memories together, laughed, cried, quarreled, yabbed and did other funny things.

Fast forward to 2016, things became rocky and difficult. Trust me I made them difficult. You begged countless of times but my heart was made up to leave u. I began ignoring ur calls and messages both from you and your brother.

I felt you were no more important and I moved on. I deleted your number, blocked you on whatsap and Facebook. Truthfully all those periods, I missed you a bit but my ego wouldn’t let me.

Fast forward to this morning, I got up to take an ease just to see a post of you attached with RIP? Wtf! Nnamdi? My own Dell Dell? Jesus Christ, I quickly called your brother and tho he hesitated to pick, his voice explained everything.
So here I am, writing back to you at death. I feel so stupid, hated and awkward. How come? All those dreams you talked bout? Those endless wishes? #sobs.

I’m sorry Dell. I take out this time to mourn you cos funny enough my heart is blinking the same way it did the first day I met you in Enugu.
With tears in my heart, I wish you a better place in the life beyond. I love you Dell."

Talkwell:
You de fear
Y na

IAMSASHY:
If d bullet wl only leav me wt wound, yes,bt if na kill, I wl nt, she has lived her life already, am jst starting mine