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RomanceRe: Someone Should Advice My Friend... by HeWrites(m): 12:09pm On Jan 17, 2018
You friend have played penalty to throw-in... Oti gba penalty so throwing

A God, fear ladies..
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose To Undergo Breast Reduction Surgery (Photos) by HeWrites(m): 11:30am On Jan 17, 2018
shocked


Weytin concern me??

Na my bress??


Ladies that can never be satisfied with nature
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 10:42am On Jan 17, 2018
larycoolboy:
easy oo..jeje
Lol boss mi
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 8:28am On Jan 17, 2018
[quote author=Thegeneralqueen post=64269041][/quote]Your Signature says it all


#HaveANiceDay
RomanceRe: Would You Allow Your Long Distance Partner 2 Cheat On You With A Sex Doll by HeWrites(m): 8:26am On Jan 17, 2018
donsimo:
Big loool here, Really babe, really, on behalf of all men, WE DO NOT CARE.
Lemme break it down , guys already share their women, there is no guy who can comfortably say his girl hasn't cheated on him, so its nothing new if you Bleep dolls toosmiley

Frankly we don't really care, sex is a drive thing for us, no emotions attached most times, that's y we pay large for pussy, and through marriage we pay lifetime subscription, but now the women we are even paying for are giving it everywhere for free so we would rather to with out the bull-shit and get our nice sex doll.
10 bottles of origin
RomanceRe: At My Age I'm Starting To Be Worried. by HeWrites(m): 8:20am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Wonder why some people find it hard to succeed in life shocked this is a typical example cool
Chai!! Simply because your brain has been RELAXED you won't understand tho! grin
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 8:19am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
That's what you do for a living wink wise boy kiss the truth boy cool
grin grin

RELAXED brain
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 8:05am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
You're such a gold digger in the making..... wise boy wink
OMG!!!! Just see yourself... Your brain is full of RELAXER

where's the gold am digging for God's sakehuh
RomanceRe: At My Age I'm Starting To Be Worried. by HeWrites(m): 8:03am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Go get busy boy is too early to start exchanging words with women..... I hope it helps cool
grin


You stay home to earn money likewise me wink

The different between us is you use your hole to get your cash while I use my brain and phone.


I hope you understand better
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 7:53am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
I don't understand why you're having issues with what I said shocked for the fact that you're dealing with that incurable broke guys disease doesn't gives you the right to come at me on a public forum..... I hope this information helps embarassed use the door please cool
Lol..


No no no.. Just take a look at your dumb writeup.. simple talk you're shouting Broke Guy grin

Am broke but if you have any one that's broke like me in your family.. He is definitely your family breadwinner.

Iffa call this one hoe she will be saying am slut-shaming her.. Ode
RomanceRe: At My Age I'm Starting To Be Worried. by HeWrites(m): 7:44am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Firstly I'll advise you to hustle extremely hard to build a house and buy a car then you can talk of relationship......better build up yourself no girl wants to settle for less especially now that this government is shrinking...... what was it you said that happened to your previous relationship... let's start from there
Small sense you no get
RomanceRe: List Of Things Sex Doll Cannot Do By Nigerian Lady by HeWrites(m): 7:35am On Jan 17, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
She has spoken well she's a wise lady.....wink


Meanwhile
Why would that guy reply her that way....? he is definitely a loose child with so much pain in his life.... what a disrespectful child he was......undecided cool
Your steewpidity is like ZEEWORLD

*Extra Ordinary Everyday*
CelebritiesRe: Olamide, Adebukunmi Aisha Suleiman & Their Son, Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji by HeWrites(m): 7:08am On Jan 17, 2018
AdolfHitlerxXx:
DUMB *** ...Sir. You made your own comment ironic.
Thanks man wink
CelebritiesRe: Olamide, Adebukunmi Aisha Suleiman & Their Son, Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji by HeWrites(m): 6:58am On Jan 17, 2018
I never knew NL mods were so dumb like this..

These pictures are old..


The post was even copied from Naij

SMH
RomanceRe: South African Lady Shares Photos To Prove She Is Sexier Than The N800k Sex Doll by HeWrites(op): 1:53am On Jan 17, 2018

RomanceSouth African Lady Shares Photos To Prove She Is Sexier Than The N800k Sex Doll by HeWrites(op): 1:52am On Jan 17, 2018
After the photos of a new sex doll which will be sold for over N800k went viral, a South African blogger Nandy Mlomo took to her Twitter page to share sexy photos to prove that she is sexier.

However, she received backlash from twitter users, as they berated her for comparing herself to a sex doll.

See their reactions below;

Molemi wrote; “Dolls dont give us Ls..she ignored my tweet”

Sir Paul Wrote: “Well we wouldn’t be buying expensive hair every month”

Uncle Ojo Wrote: “No thanks, that body and wig will still need some maintenance, and will not have sex if it’s needs are not met. With Doll baby, there won’t be all that!”

Cashflow wrote; “ I can pay to get same version of you as a sex doll! i guess the brazilian hair we won’t be buying anymore is really getting to ya’all!”

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/south-african-lady-shares-photos-to.html

RomanceSlay Queen Celebrates Her Birthday In Style by HeWrites(op): 1:44am On Jan 17, 2018
A day cannot go by on social media, without you stumbling on the word, “Slay Queen.”.

Apparently, many folks on Social Media have their own definition of the word Slay Queen.. Many say it’s used to describe a successful lady.

While others are of the opinion that it should only be used to describe a “Fake Female”.

Now, to settle the scores, Urban Dictionary has defined the word “Slay Queen”..

Read Below;
“Girls who do not have a wealthy background but appear as if they do. They use malicious acts to attain cash, drink expensive alcohol, procure expensive cellphones. But back at home she’s a chicken chaser.

You can spot them from a distance by their obnoxious and heavy rolling accent characterized by flat pronounciations of the letter “e”

Another Definition reads;
“Young and naive girls who apparently do not date broke men. They spend hours on Snapchat and Instagram showing off things they don’t even own.”

Another definition reads;
“Anyone that gives people a hard time breathing because of how beautiful they look;

Now, we stumbled upon pictures a slay queen took in her lingerie, shared on her social media page. Many argued that the pictures should have been kept private, while others see it as something relatively beautiful!

See it below;

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/slay-queen-celebrates-her-birthday-in.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

RomanceRe: Would You Get A Sex Doll by HeWrites(m): 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
Maxi112:
I will rather stay sexless than waste my money on doll. It's irritating. C'mon. How do people indulge in sex without romance.
Same way our ladies use dild0s
RomanceRe: Would You Get A Sex Doll by HeWrites(m): 7:04pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubunja:
the same way people have sex with pr0stitutes
#Word
RomanceRe: “Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by HeWrites(op): 3:51pm On Jan 16, 2018
Macnnoli4:
Thank God for your virgin life.Motherhood life loading...
You believe her undecided
RomanceRe: “Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by HeWrites(op): 3:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubunja:
women never marry for sex. thats what men do.
any idiiot who believes her celibacy story will die in the most horrible way.
Ah kilode? (Weytin happen)

RomanceRe: “Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by HeWrites(op): 3:35pm On Jan 16, 2018
donstan18:
t
Chronic space booker
Romance“Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by HeWrites(op): 3:27pm On Jan 16, 2018
An excited Nigerian bride has taken to social media to gush about how she can’t wait to have sex with her husband, after officially tying the knot with him.

She took to her page to share a photo from their court wedding, where she was kissing her husband.

She simply wrote:
“Wow!!! I can finally have sex.. with several dance smiley”.

She also revealed she’s been celibate while dating her now-husband.

http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/wow-i-can-finally-have-sx-lady-says.html

RomanceRe: Guys Don't Be Fooled By Filtered Pics (Pics Included) by HeWrites(m): 8:39am On Jan 16, 2018
makydebbie:
Lol. Send money to girls you haven't met?
Welcome to Nigerian grin
RomanceLady Who Got Married To The Man Who Impregnated Her At Age 19 Cries Out by HeWrites(op):
A facebook user named Mimi Atedze just posted these story sent in to her by her reader;
Good day, my name is Rosalyn. from Benue stat I need help so I don’t take my life. Because that seem to be the only option now. I got married in court at the age of 19 because I was pregnant and because I didn’t want to bring shame to my parents, I got married and it has been the worst decision I ever made..I have never had peace.i have been abused emotional, physically and psychologically..I have no say,at that time I couldn’t visit my parents, even when I was pregnant for my two kids, he treated me like I was nothing..I did Cs and he threatened me to tell the doctor to discharge me because he didn’t want to waste money,I ended up having infection on my incision area( a flesh eating disease) it nealy killed me.He refused to put me in school as promised nor pay for me to learn a skill..I was being punished for everything, it was like I was walking in eggshells. he locked me outside till 3am with my newborn baby inside the room crying for hours because I asked him why he came home by 12am. He goes out to drink, club,cheats with many women.
One day, I asked him a question and he beat me up in front of his mother,then it happened again and again .I ran to my parents house but I was told to go back because divorce is not good and that he’ll change..But he never changed, at times he won’t talk to me for weeks nor buy food or eat the food I cook, he’ll insult me and call me and my family names. I keep baring everything until last year august when I found out he was sleeping with my kid sis who’s 16. She told me that they’ve been having sex three times a week for 2 years,she got pregnant and they aborted it..I was devastated..I was shocked ,I was in pain..I wanted to run away with my kids but I had nowhere to go to,I had no money, no skill, no degree..So i stiayed bearing it all..He still hasn’t changed.he use it to rub on my face instead..I have developed a terrible high blood pressure at the age of 26. He keeps tormenting me and beating me up.. Threatening me with a knife, I ran away to Lagos for some weeks.. Came back and this morning, he startes beating me for no reason… I need to leave this marriage.. I need to get my life back. I need help.


http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/lady-who-got-married-to-man-who.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

FamilyEse Walter Ark Shares Her Postpartum Depression by HeWrites(op): 7:42am On Jan 15, 2018
In an open post which she shared on her Facebook page, writer, Ese Walter-Ark, revealed her battle with postpartum depression. Ese narrated how she abandoned her 9 months 3 weeks old baby with her mother in Abuja and ran down to Lagos, in November 2015, when she became so depresed after childbirth.

She says the depression was so heavy that a certain day, she thought of smashing her baby on the wall.

Read below;
They called me a bad mother Writer, Ese Walker-Ark, shares her shocking battle with postpartum depression, reveals she abandoned her baby for sometime and even thought of smashing him on the wall?

After Boobman was born I struggled to find my Happy. At the same time, I had to act happy because who isn’t happy after birthing a child?

I carried on everyday reminding myself that as a mother my happiness came second. I needed to be there for my child. I needed to love him, care for him, take care of him etc.

As he grew, I felt myself sink deeper into the hole that sat in my core. And I couldn’t express this. I remember the day the health visitor came to check on us. She asked, “have you had any unpleasant thoughts concerning your baby?”

“No, I have been so happy since he arrived.” I lied.
She asked a few more questions, checked his height, head size, weight, and was done.

As she left, I wondered if I should call her back and tell her about that night he wouldn’t sleep and I needed sleep, and as I breastfed him, I imagined what would happen if I threw him against the wall. Perhaps I’d be free from this little bondage that seemed to be running my life. But I didn’t. I feared they would think me crazy. Some who knew me already thought me crazy. Sigh. I let her go. I returned to getting by one day at a time.

The day he turned 6 months, I decided I was going to run away. Because he was breastfeeding and I didn’t have any money I stuck around. At 9 months and three weeks, I had saved a little money so I weaned him one Friday, cold turkey style. Nobody knew I was weaning him. By the next day, he had forgotten breast. I was left with swollen painful breasts but I felt it was worth it because finally nothing was tying him to me.

On the 1st of November 2015, a week before he turned 10 months, I took him to my mum’s along with a new nanny I had gotten a week earlier. I told my mum I had a spa date and would be back for him in 2 hours.

As I left the house, I headed to the airport, bought a one way ticket to Lagos and left Abuja, Boobman, and motherhood behind. I sent text messages to my family that I was gone and not coming back.

They tried to reach me by email. I was told that I abandoned my child and I was a bad mother. It was true. They were right. I had already concluded to myself that I was a bad mother long before anyone else told me so.

I wasn’t going to mother, I wanted to feel alive. I wanted to feel I mattered too. I wanted to feel, period.
I didn’t want to hurt my baby. I wasn’t sure how long I would have lasted before I snapped. Leaving was the only option. I wasn’t going to come back.

A few months later we were reunited. I was told to apologize to him for leaving him. What they didn’t know was for the months I planned my leaving, he was aware.

I told him every time I breastfed him that I was sorry I had to go away without him. I told him the times I was sad. I told him the times I felt lost and empty. And the night before that November 1st, I shed a tear as I told him I was leaving the next day.

I still remember my final thought before I left. I said to myself, “if I die now, this child will survive and even thrive.” At that, my mind made itself up.

I know we like to think a mother should sacrifice herself for her babies but sometimes mother wants to run away and leave everything behind. This usually starts and ends as a thought or wishful thinking for most new mothers. For me, it was the only way to live. So I took the leap.

#diaryoftheboobmum #badmother #breakingthecord #runningfrommothering#unusualmothering #motherdoesntknowbest #motherstruggles


http://www.torimill.com/2018/01/lady-reveals-she-abandoned-her-new-born.html

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by HeWrites(m): 6:05pm On Jan 14, 2018
ubunja:
becoz your Gf stays with her parents and your wife stays with you.
becoz your Gf is your choice and your wife is a choice your whole family will have to endorse.
Hmmmm.. Ok
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by HeWrites(m): 7:40am On Jan 14, 2018
ubunja:
just answer the questions i raised and we will know you are thinking with your head not your dick.
No need to answer your questions bro
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by HeWrites(m): 7:38am On Jan 14, 2018
lefulefu:
well if u both are not getting married then it wont matter but if u planning to make her ur wife abeg its important u teach her how to cook ooo.for the sake of the kids.
This is sense! God bless yo man.


Unlike the other faqqot ubunja who can't afford to get himself common sense despite how cheap it is.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by HeWrites(m): 7:33am On Jan 14, 2018
ubunja:
listen to this vagina worshipper.
and when you have children would you be cooking for them before you go to work and coming at lunch to make food for them,,then after work cooking supper for them??
dont love pvssy so much you abort your brain.
Dude err'body is entitled to his/her own opinion


If you ain't satisfied with it.. Go and get hypo

I don't have time to troll
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by HeWrites(m): 7:31am On Jan 14, 2018
Berlyn1:
how about your wife undecided
If I don't have problem with my girlfriend, how will I have problem with my wife?

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