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 Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 4:29pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns: @OP...who is now the biggest liar nwi asked b4. Na you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 4:28pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
bunmioguns: @OP...who is now the biggest liar nwi just asked. Na you? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 4:07pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
dopeJemi: 1st:a lies detectorokay broda, thanks for the notifications. But (1). Lies dectecting and lies dectector- depending on how you use them, dectecting can follow machine while it is not neccessary of using machine after the usage of dectector( it looks like tautology). (2). I don't know the prob. Wif ma usage of upstairs n downstairs. (3). Other ones i was just trying as much as possible to let it sound past tense. Lastly i av nt been slapped on my face before thats why i don't knw. Hw. it sounds anybody wif the experience should tell us. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 2:55pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
Mtcheeeeeew! To all posters condemning |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 2:48pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
dopeJemi: 2 many Gbagaunswhy not bring out the gbagauns (as you have choosen to called it )? |
| Celebrities › Re: OBJ & Comedian BOVI In A Mock Boxing Match ( Pic) by Heymus(m): 10:19am On Sep 04, 2012 |
Azubreezy: Obj is d man!! Funny General. Is dere anyone of u who is not corrupt?Don't mind them almost all Nigerians are corrupt starts from the family, on the street, in the church/mosque, most expecially our educational section, talkless of politics. Please no body holy pass. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: OBJ & Comedian BOVI In A Mock Boxing Match ( Pic) by Heymus(m): 10:09am On Sep 04, 2012 |
Azubreezy: Obj is d man!! Funny General. Is dere anyone of u who is not corrupt? 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Who Is The Biggest Liar Among The Three? by Heymus(op): 1:52am On Sep 04, 2012 |
A man once bought a lies dectecting machine into his duplex apartment which contains himself, his wife and the only child "Junior". On a fateful afternoon Junior had removed this machine from the family lounge(upstair) down to the guest room(downstair). He knew the machine will exposed him because his Dad always asked him of all the activities he has embarked on everyday in which whenever he tells lies the machine will just exposed him by giving him the most dirtiest slaps. Junior had been away from school to the cinema on this very day. Now listen to their conversations while the three(father, mother and Junior) were sitting. DAD:- Junior, where were you today? Did you stayed in the school throughout?. JUNIOR:- (very confident) yes dad, i stayed althrough the school hours studying very hard. (gbossh! gbosshh!!) as the machine slapped him. DAD:-( :- now tell me the truth junior or else........ JUNIOR :- sorry dad i left the school for the cinema to see some movies. DAD  :- (very curious and furious) and what kindof movies would that be eehn? JUNIOR:- (starmmered) por.. Pornographic movies..... DAD:- (angry) whattt!? I'm finished, damn! When i was like this your age i did not even know of anything called pornographic movies talkless of seeing them. gbossh! gbossh!! (heavily slaps on his face). WIFE:- (finally came in as she bursted to laughter) bwhaahaaha! bwhaahaahaa!! So you people are the same? Then it really shows he is the true son of yours as the same blood runs in your veins. gbosssh! gbossssssshh!! gbossssshhh!!! (heavily slap on her useless face) as the three of them starred @ one another. |
| Music/Radio › Re: 5 Nigerian Artistes Who Should Quit And Get Day Jobs by Heymus(m): 5:15pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
richarts: Funny people. I never get wetin dem get I go come dey beef dem. I never think about my own life finish I go come dey help dem think of their own. Yes!. They dnt make rily nice songs cos they r musician bt im focused on being better & best in what I want to make out of my own gift. Free dem.Truetalk, enough things to think of. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Heymus(m): 5:14pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
younix: In Abule egba, u av Ekoro bstop, Agbelekale bstop, Omi ata junction.lol! @ omi ata junction i knw the junction very wella. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Heymus(m): 4:28pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
amiskurie: Damnmmm!ALAGBADO(the one that owns corn) beside ALAKUKO(the one that owns fowl) not too far from AGBADO(corn), then EQUATION IS BALANCED. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Heymus(m): 1:11am On Aug 30, 2012 |
3rd of Nov. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Man Bites Snake To Death In Revenge For Biting Him by Heymus(m): 5:51pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Wonderful |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:44am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: Give the lad some credit. He tried joorThanks jare do not mind d guy. |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:41am On Aug 27, 2012 |
cindyrella: Lmao!its real nah |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:37am On Aug 27, 2012 |
djeezy: Crazy joke from a crazy bloke.Na you sabi |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:36am On Aug 27, 2012 |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Pure nonsense.Stop joor! Why nonsense? |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:34am On Aug 27, 2012 |
saintvc: Move dis to d joke sectionDoes this look like a joke mister? |
| Romance › Re: The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:30am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Witwicky: Hey heymus i c u r gud lyk sheamus jst keep on fightin lyk crixus Witwicky: Hey heymus i c u r gud lyk sheamus jst keep on fightin lyk crixus Witwicky: Hey heymus i c u r gud lyk sheamus jst keep on fightin lyk crixusyea babe atleast for the shake of luv. |
| Romance › The Best Ways To Love Your Lover by Heymus(op): 11:55pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Love your lover like Romeo, fight for her like spartacus, Rescue her like Michael Scofield, Protect her like Jack Bauer, Don't cheat on her like Tiger Woods, Never beat her like Chris Brown, Splash money on her like Manchester city, Don't be stingy like Arsenal(gunners4life), Win trophies for her like man united, Boast about her like chelsea, Have confidence in her like Barcelona, Don't disappoint her like Liverpool fc, Don't promise her things you can't fulfil like PDP, Sweep her sorrows away like ACN, Don't keep her in darkness like PHCN, Don't cause her pain like Boko Haram, Win gold for her like Usain Bolt, Impress well like Crixus *wink*, Be funny but don't act like Akpors. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Top 10 Blunders by Heymus(m): 11:43am On Aug 25, 2012 |
Oh! My God!! LWKMD!!! |
| Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze (AKI) And His Beautiful Daughter! by Heymus(m): 11:27am On Aug 25, 2012 |
DonHummer: Dis baby seems to look lyk paw paw(osita iheme)..or is it jst my imagination DonHummer: Dis baby seems to look lyk paw paw(osita iheme)..or is it jst my imagination DonHummer: Dis baby seems to look lyk paw paw(osita iheme)..or is it jst my imaginationVery well! |
| Jokes Etc › 7 Contemporary Best Selling Books. by Heymus(op): 5:03pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
1. BEAUTY TIPS- by OLUSEGUN OBASANJO. 2.VALUES OF FAMILY PLANNING- by TUFACE IDIBIA. 3. HOW TO LIVE IN PEACE- by BOKO HARAM. 4. TACTICS TO WIN TROPHIES- by ARSENE WENGER. 5. SAY NO TO CORRUPTION - by JAMES IBORI. 6. MY LOVE FOR AMERICA - by OSAMA BIN LADEN. 7. HOW TO SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH- by DR. MRS. PATIENCE JONATHAN. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › 7 Contemporary Best Selling Books. by Heymus(op): 4:34pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
1. BEAUTY TIPS- by OLUSEGUN OBASANJO. 2.VALUES OF FAMILY PLANNING- by TUFACE IDIBIA. 3. HOW TO LIVE IN PEACE- by BOKO HARAM. 4. TACTICS TO WIN TROPHIES- by ARSENE WENGER. 5. SAY NO TO CORRUPTION - by JAMES IBORI. 6. MY LOVE FOR AMERICA - by OSAMA BIN LADEN. 7. HOW TO SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH- by DR. MRS. PATIENCE JONATHAN. |
| Celebrities › Re: Prezzo Wants To Marry Goldie by Heymus(m): 12:38pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
freecocoa: ^Buy half of which country?you must be crazy. |
| Celebrities › Re: Prezzo Wants To Marry Goldie by Heymus(m): 12:34pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
freecocoa: ^Buy half of which country?you must be crazy. freecocoa: ^Buy half of which country?you must be crazy. freecocoa: ^Buy half of which country?you must be crazy.Really crazy with his false info. |
| Education › Re: Nelson Olaiya Tope Declared Missing...photo by Heymus(m): 6:02pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
May the good Lord brings him out alive. |
| Celebrities › Re: Prezzo Wants To Marry Goldie by Heymus(m): 5:35pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Goldiee and prezzo again? |
| Crime › Re: Cynthia Osokogu Was Killed By Her FaceBook Friends by Heymus(m): 6:45am On Aug 23, 2012 |
mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned. mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned. mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned.Even with too much of friends one is exposing his/herself to so many dangers expecially those ones you do not know. Just saw that Cynthia had over a thousand of friends on facebook, may God save us from evils. Once again RIP cynthia. |
| Crime › Re: Cynthia Osokogu Was Killed By Her FaceBook Friends by Heymus(m): 6:44am On Aug 23, 2012 |
mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned. mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned. mightiersa: I totally disagree wt u that facebook shld be banned.Even with too much of friends one is exposing his/herself to so many dangers expecially those ones you do not know. Just saw that Cynthia had over a thousand of friends on facebook, may God save us from evils. Once again RIP cynthia. |
| Crime › Re: Cynthia Osokogu Was Killed By Her FaceBook Friends by Heymus(m): 6:02pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
This is quite sad! RIP. girl. |
| Politics › Re: Security Tips For Every Nigerian by Heymus(m): 12:43pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Mavrick2012: weldon sir,dats a good,but i rily hope it improvs d price of gari in d market.lol Mavrick2012: weldon sir,dats a good,but i rily hope it improvs d price of gari in d market.lol Mavrick2012: weldon sir,dats a good,but i rily hope it improvs d price of gari in d market.lolYes, it will. 'cos we will have more living souls working on the farms which inturns increases the price of garri in the market.(hope u understand)?. |
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