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Celebrities › Re: Can You Identify These Celebrities? by Heymus(m): 5:58pm On Jun 24, 2012

Back then, na wa o, money yab men.

TV/Movies › Re: Can Anyone Recall The Title Of This Movie????? by Heymus(m): 11:13pm On Jun 23, 2012

Very interesting move but can't remember d title again,'cos i saw it on tv. many yrs. Ago.

Family › Re: See What My Children Did To Me by Heymus(m): 4:32pm On Jun 23, 2012

Sorryman ur inlaw will understand , beside it wasn't d fault of dis kids, it just dat they didn't knw. Wat it meant.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by Heymus(m): 1:30pm On Jun 23, 2012

Pinoralia: I use to believe there are only three countries in the world- Nigeria, US and London ( thinking London is a country).

I thought USA Ψå§ in the cloud that's why airplanes fly up to drop people there.
Cud u imagine my s, s. 2 student still asked me dsame question during d physics class,? she said uncle, is it true dat America is in heaven.
I adviced М̣̣̇Ɣ dad to carry our house to London S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ that w̶̲̥̅ξ will be leaving there.

One day, NEPA took light and I Ψå§ wondering why †ђξ wall clock didn't stip working.

I use to believe shadow is a spirit.

I use to believe God is angry when thunder strikes.

I use to believe all old women are witches.

Romance › Re: Craziest Wedding Picture! by Heymus(m): 10:08am On Jun 23, 2012

But dis one seems 2b d coolest

NYSC › Re: My School Id Card Is Missing,what Should I Do To Be Acceptable In Camp by Heymus(m): 8:22pm On Jun 22, 2012

Pls. Just do as u where being told, go 2 ur sch. And sought d problem out. Do not waist ur time going 2 camp without ur sch. ID, as it is very important just like ur call up letter and certificate or letter of completion.

Education › Re: Hardest Courses To Get In Nigerian Universities...Warn Your Younger Ones Today! by Heymus(m): 6:56pm On Jun 22, 2012

U must be a joker without mentioning Architecture, go to any polytechnic or university. next time try and b constructive in ur reasearch or wateva.

Jokes Etc › Re: NAIJA MENTALITY: Quite Hilarious! by Heymus(m): 4:22pm On Jun 16, 2012

Guy U're too much i'm feeling u,1. Anybody dat travelled oversea na londoner or Americana 2. Typical yoruba man will call anybody dat comes frm either east, midbelt calabar etc. Omo Igbo 3, if u're ugly u will b a wicked person but if u're beautiful u will b very nice. 4. A very old aged woman walking wit d walking stick is a witch. I stop nw. D list is endless.

Celebrities › Re: 5 Best Nigerian World Class Actors/actresses Of All Time by Heymus(m): 3:52pm On Jun 16, 2012

Give it 2 Olu Jacobs.

Celebrities › Re: Check Out Tubaba In The Past After Soaking Garri. by Heymus(m): 3:45pm On Jun 16, 2012

Money changes things.

Celebrities › Re: Tuface And D'Banj At Old Age. LOL by Heymus(m): 3:25pm On Jun 16, 2012

Dis 1daful i can't help but laff cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: If I Was President by Heymus(m): 2:56pm On Jun 16, 2012

U guyz are gr8 but seriously if i were presi. I will jail all dos ppls dat av spoilt 9ja. I will not hav increase d fuel subsidy and provide shoes 4d incoming generation.,

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by Heymus(m): 10:57am On Jun 16, 2012

I used 2think dat pastors (as d men of God) will not involved in sex and their children falled from heaven. And whenever ur teeth removed, u counted 9peices of small stones and throw dem togeda with ur removed teeth on d roof top and u ran inside quickly. D lizard must not see, if lizard shud see ur removed teeth it will neva grow again. Very funny.

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Health › Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Heymus(m): 8:36am On Jun 16, 2012

Hi doc. Pls. Wat wud u recommend for someone who is having pain at d upper part of belly most especialy when he has not eating and after eating it subdues. Pls it is both pain and making of noise by worms.

Romance › Re: Craziest Wedding Picture! by Heymus(m): 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2012

I av been laffing all d way.

NYSC › Re: NYSC Batch B, Corpers Passing Out Today - Congratulations by Heymus(m): 9:36pm On Jun 14, 2012

Congrats 2u guyz, i removed d hairdress 4u. U shall find favour.

Sports › Re: Players That Come From A Disadvantage Countries by Heymus(m): 12:28am On Feb 04, 2010

George wear

Sports › Re: New Fifa Ranking: Nigeria Now World Number 15 by Heymus(m): 12:03am On Feb 04, 2010

Let fifa continue deceiving us

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am Hot, Need A Matured Guy by Heymus(m): 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2010

Hi Hot lets talk on dis number 08036879623

Music/Radio › Re: Who Has Heard Of Clench by Heymus(m): 9:17pm On Jan 20, 2010

Wow i luv his music mase binu simi i av it in my mp3 unfortunately dats only track i ad listened 2 in his album

Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Next Pride Of Kennis Music? by Heymus(m): 7:34pm On Jan 17, 2010