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KashyBaby:
thank u baby love, I'll count on that...

You are most welcome, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
I am happy to see that u remain faithful to me baby love expect that I'll do the same with u...

Plz ignore that man or he will ruin Us...

Plz hold my hand & promise me u will never let it go...*blushing*

*holds her hand*

I promise you, my love, I will never let it go!!!

Where is my Kashybaby!!! I have really missed you, my love!!!

MrCork:
..ermm **cough cough***...bro .. Kashybaby is totally outtter the question & is not for sale..... she my woman ....I am givin u Ellacute45, duchess, HateU2 & cutehector for free!!

Come on, brother cork!!! I don't joke with my Queen!!!

Moreover, you gave me your word!!! You are still going to be a Franciscan monk, aren't you?

MrCork:
sweeeery today is yor lucky day and u be getttin a man finaly .....plsss allow me to introduce u to yor future hussband..His name is hifaif1!!!


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Ellacute45 & duchess25...ladies pls remain clam and do not be jelos....I hate 2 men in mind for u!

Thanks, brother cork. But I have my Kashybaby!!!

HateU2:
what's dis guy saying pls

That you become a nun!!!

HateU2:

Oh, thank you for saving me the stress of searching for you!!!

Now, listen, my child, life is so beautiful and love is a beautiful thing if you get the right sort of love!!!

I see your eyes!!! It is filled with desires!!! But too many of them that you are conscious of only a few, mostly, and incomparably weightless ones!!! My role is to help you pigeonhole your desires and point out that which is all beautiful!!!

I see you in the religious habiliments of a nun!!! Don't run away from that beautiful sacred uniform of piety and beautiful devotion!!!

MrCork:
...bro..apart from Ellacute45 & the fat duchess25 ...HateU2 is another dessssparate female that urgently needs a man...she said she a bored house wife but i dont belif her...she aint gota man and shes actively loookin on nairaland....pliss go for her.. cheers!

Wow, brother cork, you have been so helpful to this ministry!!!

I can assure you that I shall make a nun out of hateu2 also!!!

Bless you!!!

KashyBaby:
*blushing tremendously*


Cant wait for that day to come

Me too, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
lemme ask my baby love hifaif1 if these allegations are all true

They are very very true, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
So, u still thinking to settle down?

Yes, but Only if it is with you!!!

KashyBaby:
Really? can't wait for that day baby love but I tot ur not allowed to get married coz ur a priest...?

Where there is a will, there is a way!!!

My priesthood might be evanescent!!! Always, love is the greatest of all virtue!!!

KashyBaby:
Where have u been baby love?

Don't tell me u got this "third-eye" thing that only few ppol are truly gifted with this....

I have been around, my Queen!!!

Yes, I actually have the gift!!! And that is not the only gift!!! When we are married and are together, you are going to see my supernatural skills!!!

KashyBaby:
okies...I never knew the past members do still exists my love..

They exist in a different dimension, my love!!! It takes eyes that are spiritually strong and sharp as mine to see them!!!

KashyBaby:
I can imagine myself & hifaif1 on this

I can too, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
Juz make sure u only give a pure evangelism...
I'm a jealous gf

Trust me, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
2m? But my love the NL stats says they only have 1,574,316 members....

Where are the rest?

I included past and present Nairalanders!!! I see spiritually, my love!!! That is another of my gifts!!! You see 100000+, I see 2000000+

ellacute45:
swerve joor

Come on, sweet child!!! Do not resist arrest!!! I see it in your eyes!!! The stubbornness, the passion!!!

I see the urge. It zaps like electricity!!! It is the calling!!! Come away into the sanctuary and become a nun!!!

ErnieSmallzz:
u say wetin

You are my child!!!

MrCork:
..ther some other desprate women on nairaland who serrrious loookin for men but start with Ellacute45 or duchess25...truss me...those two date anytin. I will hook u up wit some more!

OK, Mrcork!!! Thank you for the evangelism!!! I will go and check these two up and convert them immediately!!!

harbdulrasaq88:
The Lagos state Police Command has called on those whose relatives are missing to come forward for possible identification of no fewer than 13 people who were reportedly killed in a fire incident at the Lotto area of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.





The herdsmen fled the scene immediately as residents attempted to mob them.

The Lagos state Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi has confirmed the incident stating that, “The road was soaked with fuel after the tanker fell.



“The police and the fire service men were trying to neutralise the power of the petrol when fire broke out. The fire service truck, which was on duty, was the first to be burnt.



Four other persons were injured in the inferno, including an official of the Ogun State Fire Service, identified as Ayodele Adetayo.



The injured victims were said to have been rushed to private hospitals before being transferred to the Olabisi Onabanjo University Teaching Hospital.



Police officers attached to the Redemption Camp division were said to have removed the dead cows, and contacted Total to send another truck for fuel transfer.



Some residents came out and started scooping the fuel spilled into the gutter when a Sports Utility Vehicle, SUV, which had a burst tire drove on its rim and ignited a fire.



Fire then engulfed an 18-seater bus driving behind it, two Hilux vans, a Dangote truck and a fire service truck, which was rounding off operation.



The PPRO further added that, “No fewer than 13 people were burnt beyond recognition. About five vehicles were also burnt.



“We urge those whose relatives are missing to come forward for possible identification because for now we cannot recognise anybody,”Adejobi added.

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http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/photos-13-killed-as-fulani-herdsmen.html

What sort of news is this

How did the herdsmen cause the accident

Where they the ones driving the truck and were they the ones that threw fire into the the crowd that was scooping free petrol

Please, I need answers!!!

MrCork:
...Priest??....bro u need a woman in yor life and i will give u Ellacute45 or duchess25......they date anytin!!!((REAL TALK)))

Really

Alright, I will see if I can add them to the ever growing list of nuns!!!

Thank you, brother cork!!!

MrCork:
...who in the blooooooomin name of Mr Cork is u??

I am a priest watching out for your soul!!!

ErnieSmallzz:
Who are ur children?? I hpe m nt part sha.. Smh, npe i cnt evn b... Mtchewwwwww, b creating nonsense thread

You are!!! All of you, including the owner of this site!!!

KashyBaby:
Well..good luck on ur mission then baby love

Thank you, my love!!!

Good afternoon, my children, I am happy to tell you that my mission here has been completed!!!

Allow me to give thanks to the One who sent me, the owner of this site who is also one of my children and every Nairalanders!!! Bless you!!!

Let me make a break down of how things have gone from when I started my evangelism to this day as I am a strong believer in transparency!!!

I created this profile in 2013 and remained dormant for more than a year praying from one mountain to another for successful evangelism!!! Here I am today, glad at this success!!!

Allow me also to state here that my campaign on Nairaland has been the most successful of all my campaigns!!!

When I began my evangelism, returns was slow!!! No one took me seriously!!! Everyone though I was mad or crazy or something like that. But I was determined to succeed. My secret is determination and a working strategy !!! And it paid off!!! Today, we have 2,000,000 Nairalanders who can't even wait to enter the convent among whom we have mrcork who is so zealous he has even promised to become a Franciscan monk!!!

Thank you, my children!!! Bless you all!!!