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Romance › Re: How Many Kids Are Termed As "Too Much" And How Many Kids Would U Like To Have? by hifaif1: 10:19am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
Why not send it to me by email? U can pm me I wud love to Listen to it while I'm resting...

OK, my love!!! I will do that!!!

Romance › Re: What Scares You Most In Life? by hifaif1: 10:18am On May 07, 2016

layla129:
Who says the church is? Don't you have a Bible?
Did God tell you there is no hell?

The bible in what language huh

And who provides the Bible in its much altered form huh

Isn't it the church?

Romance › Re: How Many Kids Are Termed As "Too Much" And How Many Kids Would U Like To Have? by hifaif1: 10:13am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
Where u are trying to send it?

Oh,it's a busy day for u then...

I juz finished my work..juz packing up & I'll be going home..take good care baby love & have a fruitful day

I wanted to attach it to a post I had intended to send to you!!!

Thank you, my love!!! Do pack up quick and be home to rest!!! I don't want you too stressed up!!!

Romance › Re: What Scares You Most In Life? by hifaif1: 10:10am On May 07, 2016

layla129:
What A priest saying hell doesn't exist? Is that what you guys believe?

I am a very liberal priest!!! I like to ask questions!!! And when I ask questions, God speaks to me!!! The church is not an authority on matters of heaven and hell!!!

Romance › Re: What Scares You Most In Life? by hifaif1: 10:04am On May 07, 2016

What scares me most in life huh

Let me think!!!

Fear of the unknown!!! It is so scary. I don't know what will happen to me. Death only happens to other people. I know it will happen to me one day but I don't know when or how and it scares me!!! It might even be today. It might even be after posting this!!!

Romance › Re: What Scares You Most In Life? by hifaif1: 10:00am On May 07, 2016

layla129:
What frightens you most in life? Those things that the thought of them happening to you scares the hell of you.

Well, i have mine too...which are;

1. Getting married to the wrong man.

2. Poverty

3. Going to hell

Pardon me, i'm not really sure of the section where this should be

TGIF! Whoop whoop

There is no hell as they make you believe!!!

Romance › Re: How Many Kids Are Termed As "Too Much" And How Many Kids Would U Like To Have? by hifaif1: 9:50am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
I will my baby love... will wait for u

So, what's ur plans for today? Got any mission to do?

I composed and recorded a piece of music for you yesterday. I tried sending it but I think it was too large!!!

Today is going to be a little hectic for me. There are weddings at my parish and then in the evening, I will be ministering at a naming ceremony!!!

Romance › Re: How Many Kids Are Termed As "Too Much" And How Many Kids Would U Like To Have? by hifaif1: 9:31am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
Aaawww...that is such a beautiful plan baby love

But, u have to be hurry tho..I'm running out of time

Just hold on to me and time will be nothing, my love!!! Only our love will matter!!!

We will make it happen!!!

Romance › Re: How Many Kids Are Termed As "Too Much" And How Many Kids Would U Like To Have? by hifaif1: 8:51am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
I will love it even more if hifaif1 gonna propose that idea

*whispering* he is my new baby love

24 is going to be too much strain on you, my love!!! I wouldn't want to wear you out!!! Not like I would ever stop loving you!!!

But I like that we have three beauties!!! Two girls (our princesses) and a boy (our prince)!!!

What say you, my Queen!!!

Romance › Re: Should A Man Do This by hifaif1: 8:30am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
u are such a sweetheart... I like that when my man is listening to me...

Of course, I will always listen to you,, my Queen!!! You are my one and only gorgeous!!!

Romance › Re: Should A Man Do This by hifaif1: 8:18am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
we will gonna survive then...btw, I saw some of the comments they said to u in the other thread...plz ignore them baby love...

I will, my love!!!

Romance › Re: Should A Man Do This by hifaif1: 8:12am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hi... ur awake my baby love....how was ur nyt? Missing u...

*blushing*

Oh, really u love cooking? I love egusi soup, I can eat this everyday baby love

Same here, my delightfully beautiful Queen!!!

Well, we are a match, aren't we? I love egusi too!!! It is in fact my favourite soup!!!

Romance › Re: Should A Man Do This by hifaif1: 8:04am On May 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
lemme ask my baby love hifaif1...

Of course, my love. A man should!!! And I am even a good cook!!!

Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 3:18pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Always remember, whatever ur decision will be in 3wks time, I will always be here to support u morally my baby love

I will always remember that, my goddess!!!

Thank you!!!

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Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 3:07pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Oh why not my love? Soon u will reap the fruit of ur hard work & that's the most important thing

You know why, my love!!! But I have heard you!!!

Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 3:05pm On May 06, 2016

hungryboy:
wetin dis people dey talk sèf,
Priest, My love?,
I'm i seeing things abi na Priccks you been wan spell auto correct change am to Priest?

Repent!!!

Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 2:43pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
So, are u excited now that in 3wks time ul be a full pledge priest? can u choose where u can preach?

Not really as excited anymore!!!

No, we don't influence our own postings!!!

Only the diocese can!!!

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Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 2:08pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
how's the convent my baby love? Hope everything is well...today is first Friday of the month, don't u have mass?

We had in the morning as usual!!!

But I already graduated from the seminary, my love!!! In three weeks time, I might consider being a full-fledged priest or I leave with my theology degree!!!

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Romance › Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by hifaif1: 2:01pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
whatever shakara mean is....I won't do that to my baby love hifaif1...

He knows what's up

I trust you won't, my love!!!

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Romance › Re: g by hifaif1: 1:33pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
I think ur ryt...thank u baby love...tnx for being there to cool me down...

You are most welcome, my love!!!

Romance › Re: g by hifaif1: 1:14pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Sorry my love, but this type of person is ignorant...throwing shade where I came from doesn't make him better than a rotten egg..

*deep breathing* *cooling down*

*kisses her deeply*

Now, don't mind the fellow anymore, he is just trying to irritate you by every means conceivable!!!

Romance › Re: g by hifaif1: 12:56pm On May 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Whats even more trashy is when u come here quote me with ur big mouth that as if ur better..

chaaaaiii! Stay in ur lane & stop comparing my ppol in ur ppol..

My wife is really boiling O!!!

Don't mind them, my love!!!

Family › Re: Amazing Pictures Of A Couple Expecting Their First Baby by hifaif1: 6:21pm On May 05, 2016

Serenity008:
Make una carry una love enter Romance section

Family › Re: Amazing Pictures Of A Couple Expecting Their First Baby by hifaif1: 6:18pm On May 05, 2016

KashyBaby:
Aaaawww...ur so sweet

So when can I hear u singing then baby love?

Very soon, my love!!! I will record a piece as soon as I get some quiet!!! You know that I am seriously in love with you!!!

Family › Re: Amazing Pictures Of A Couple Expecting Their First Baby by hifaif1: 6:08pm On May 05, 2016

KashyBaby:
*giggling * so is that mean, u gone serenade me then?

Cant wait to hear ur voice ,singing while ur strumming ur guitar baby love

For you, I will do anything, as long as it is lawful and it makes you happy!!!

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by hifaif1: 6:06pm On May 05, 2016

Ranchhoddas:
Gosh man.I give up!!

Bless you!!!

Family › Re: Amazing Pictures Of A Couple Expecting Their First Baby by hifaif1: 6:02pm On May 05, 2016

KashyBaby:
hifaif1 are u an artist too?

Even though I think I am not as good as this guy, being with you and seeing your stomach round with my baby will inspire me to outshine this guy!!!

And you and my baby won't be short of music!!! I sing and I play the guitar!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Zuckerberg Endorses Lai Mohammed's Masquerade Dressing Job [PHOTO] by hifaif1: 4:33pm On May 05, 2016

But i don't see anything wrong with being a masquerade dresser!!!

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by hifaif1: 3:57pm On May 05, 2016

Ranchhoddas:
So much words.Yet NOTHING said.You just heard/read those words somewhere on the internet and like the bandwagoner that you are(this is not an insult) adopted it and placed it on your head like a carton of biscuits.You might be wondering why I am pushing this Dan Brown issue.It is because it is not the first time I am hearing anti-Brown commentators say this, and this is simply because of their religious sensibilities.So I ask you again, what are these scientific and historical 'inaccuracies' as they appear to be 'open secrets' which some of us are not privy to.I am also still waiting for the meaning of 'wacky English'.I humbly ask to be enlightened by your free therapy.

Hahaha, pathetic how you jump into conclusions!!! I thought we were talking about the characteristics of good prose and that Dan Brown was merely one of my examples!!! Listen, there is an argument and it is not about Dan Brown!!!

I am no Dan Brown enemy!!! I brought him into the equation to pass a point that size and prolificacy is not what comes in to determine the strength of authors against one another!!!

If you want me to prove anything concerning Dan Brown, open a thread for that!!! No wonder you were whinnying!!! You asked for parameters, Dan Brown comes into my reply as an example and you got so sentimental that you forgot we were talking about Adichie and Achebe and good prose!!!

In plainer terms, it is either you open a thread for Dan Brown or you go read up on him!!!

Or weren't it you who asked me for parameters for determining the strength of a writer!!! You left the answers and picked on an example!!! When I told you to calm down, I never knew it was this pathetic!!!

This was where you left the original argument and armed yourself with the cry: "Show us the inconsistencies"

Ranchhoddas:
Very vague statements.I guess judgement of the quality of a novel is a matter of opinion.Could you please point out some of these scientific and historical 'inaccuracies' you speak of.

When people behave like this, you know they have nothing else to offer!!!

We are talking literature, you come in talking Dan Brown, forgetting how he came into the argument!!! What serious school or examination board will even recommend his books!!!

The fact is your literary appreciation is wacky (strange)!!!

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by hifaif1: 2:04pm On May 05, 2016*

Ranchhoddas:
Nonsense.You started the name calling.You called me petty,lazy,said I lacked an appreciation of literature and accused me of using length of books to judge writers which I did not.You get a dose of your medicine and you want to start crying? Yeah.Cry me a river.You are the empty one because you make claims that like scientific and historical inaccuracies that you cannot prove and you are saying I should google it.Google is not the substitute for your brain...and what the hell do you mean by wacky English.Is your English any less wacky(whatever that means)? Una go just hear something for somewhere come carry am for head like say na gala.

Why are you rushing the words out like someone took your biscuits? I can almost hear your shaky voice!!!

Calm down!!!

Now, listen attentively , saying someone's effort/attempt is lazy doesn't equate with saying someone is lazy!!! And the word "lazy" is relative!!! So, I only pointed out a lazy attempt, not a lazy person!!!

Scientific and historic inaccuracies and ambiguous and weak sentences in Dan Brown's works are open secrets!!! And there are a lot of them enough to fill a page!!! The best education you can get is the one you help yourself with (That quote belongs to me!!!) . So, my friend, instead of nagging, help yourself while you can!!!

Coming here to run up and down like a headless chicken (this is not an insult, just a factual comparison) is not the way to help yourself to anything!!! It is not an insult to mention someone's poor literary appreciation skills!!! Abi, na everybody sabi Literature huh

Na every literature student fit appreciate book ni huh

Abeg, you need anger management classes and thank God for you, I am a psychologist!!! No need for your Muhammad to go to the mountain!!! Just humble yourself and you might get free therapy!!!

Literature › Re: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by hifaif1: 12:45pm On May 05, 2016

Ranchhoddas:
You bumbling mor0n .Go through my posts and show me where I judged anybody using length of their books or prolificacy as you like to put it.And while you are at it,remember to tell us the scientific and historical 'inaccuracies' you speak of with your abundant knowledge of literary appreciation.

Rude name calling is for the empty!!! If you have any substance, you would not betray so much frustration!!!

You jumped into my mention and I unwittingly concluded that I was quoting the OP!!! Sorry for that!!!

Dan Brown's books are filled with inconsistencies!!! If you really wish to learn, help yourself with Google!!! The world has become so easy!!! Dan Brown is a good storyteller but his English is wacky and he doesn't pay much attention to facts!!! Go and check for yourself and come back here to prove me wrong!!!

Crime › Re: Man Climbs Electric Pole In Lagos In A Bid To Commit Suicide. Photos by hifaif1: 12:32pm On May 05, 2016

Look at how clueless the policemen look!!! There is no respect for human life here!!! In saner climes, activities and brainstorming would be going on to bring the man down safe. Ambulances will be around and very sound negotiators!!! But in my beloved country, the police can only stay there and look up like zombies. I am sure very soon, they might drive off to their usual spots where bribe flows!!!

Every institution in this country needs immediate rescuing!!! When the force is filled with illiterates and half baked graduates, this is what you get!!! You can never give what you don't have!!! I doubt if there is even one (forensic) psychologist in the whole of the Nigerian Police Force!!!

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