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layla129:
Father, pray for me

You are blessed, my child!!! I shall pray for you!!!

layla129:
Priest!!!

Bless you, my beautiful child in whom I am well ***

layla129:
Amazing. Sex is a big deal to me

And let it remain so for you, my lady!!!

layla129:
Lol, why not go to religion, family, politics, etc why romance?

I go to those places too!!!

By the time I am through with this site, even Seun and his sidekick, Lalasticlala, will abandon this site and deck the religious habiliments of a monk!!!

Thank God I chose to be a priest!!!

Nobody can break my heart!!! Nobody!!!

OP, I am positive you will shake this off. When eventually you do, please, let me know so we can talk about your joining the seminary ASAP!!!

layla129:
Lol, you again? What is a priest looking for in the romance section?

I am watching out for potential monks and nuns!!!

Angelberry:
I'm a Muslim

It doesn't matter!!!

Angelberry:
You dreaming?

Easy, child!!! Many prophets have been called mad before me and many more shall be so called after me!!!

Prepare yourself for the nunnery, my child!!!

TrollTrap:
Why'd I consider it?

I see you in the religious habiliments of a priest!!!

Angelberry:
Lol, wait a little, let me upload it on my dp

Remember your vows in the days of thy youth. Remember the vow you subconsciously made to God that you would become a nun!!!

The vow was actually made congenitally!!!

TrollTrap:
Lol what are you on?

On holy water!!! Have you considered the monastery, brother?

Also, @stupedinluv, I love you so much that I am willing to do anything for you as long as you decide to become a nun!!!

Stupedinluv:
Huh why should i call you father?

Why should anyone call you father?

Who made you a priest?

No the nunnery is useless when it comes to finding God because the book of God contradicts everything going on there.

Again sir, yes sir seek God first before anything.

Dont be zealous for the wrong things

Come on, child!!!

Yes, you have to seek God first before you can even seek to use your ministry to the glory of the body called "The Church"

St. Paul had something to say about celibacy. Truly, the nunnery, as an institution wasn't mentioned in the Bible, but her oath couldn't even be overemphasized by Paul!!!

Don't worry yourself over who made me a priest!!! Your soul is what I am after. Cast away your present garment and don the religious habiliments of a nun!!!

Bless you, my child!!!

Stupedinluv:
But He is not in the nunnery. Why beckon my soul there? Worry about your soul sir!

Call me "Father" not "Sir"

You are very right. We all have to worry for our souls!!!

And as for the "nunnery", it symbolizes a pure chaste ground where you find God!!! You can't find God in a nunnery ordinarily except you are first pure in body and spirit!!! My emphasis is not on structure but on symbolism!!!

Bless you, child!!! I can't wait to see you in the religious habiliments of a nun.

Stupedinluv:
And why were you amazed if i may ask?

Young ladies dont worry about their bodies?


Your boobs are bigger than mine? Sorry aint you Angelberry? pls pls am eating before i choke with laughter

Worry about your soul, child!!! The nunnery beckons!!! I see it in your eyes!!! Come unto Him. Come unto the man in the Tabernacle!!!

Thank God I chose to be a priest!!!

Leriebloom:
lolz. No, i love my freedom too much

OK, dear!!! Bless you!!!

Leriebloom:
Not fair

That was what my mom said when I told her I was going to join the seminary!!!
Would you consider the nunnery?

Leriebloom:
lol. Wit my makeup on

Yes, even with that!!!

Leriebloom:
lolz. Why do you say so?

You look pure and chaste!!!

Leriebloom:
Thats pretty cool. I guess it wont be so bad.

Yes, it won't be!!!

After your service, I think you should consider joining a nunnery!!!

Bless you!!!

Leriebloom:
lol. Being nice helps me save on foodstuffs automatically?

Yes, there are a lot of good people there who value corps members!!!

If you are nice enough to be good and patient with their children (if you get to teach), they will spoil you with goods!!!

My friend was posted to Benue and I to Kwara!!! He envied me before our departure but ended up enjoying his service year more than I did!!! I hear he stayed back in Benue and he is still there!!!

Leriebloom:
And i hear its pretty far.

Yes!!! But you will enjoy your stay there!!! If you are nice, you will save a lot on foodstuffs!!!

Leriebloom:
Today has been pretty bad for me, i got posted to Benue and i cant help but hate it.

Sorry!!! I hear Benue is fine and peaceful!!!

MrCork:
...Ok guys....we startin somtin new today...this thread will be about u telln us how your day waz, if u met your future, partner, if you collected her number, if she rejected u, if she slap door on yor face, if u in love...or wotver....Please make it about today and pls kep in clean...Kabbbbbbbbbbbbbbish??..cheeers!!

I am in love with






















THE CHURCH

Even those that didn't beat policemen still got killed for refusing to give 20 naira bribe. I can't imagine what they will do to this man when he gets to the station.

One thing is certain, his face will get some restructuring!!!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#DDA0DD]°•°No way °•°I like men.I can't be no nun [/color]

!!!

MrCork:
Cemetary ?? .. WTF!!!!

No!!! Seminary!!!

I have good news for you!!!

I see you in the religious habiliments of a monk!!!

MrCork:
..can u date guys who eat Groundnut?...dont lie!

Brother, please, join the seminary. I will sponsor you!!!

There is something about you!!! I can sense the forces contending for your subconscious thoughts!!!

layla129:
Lol, fair enough

I like you!!!


Bless you!!!

layla129:
How do you do it? Please don't tell me you pray

Once you understand that celibacy doesn't mean seclusion, then you are good to go!!!

Let me explain!!!

Some individuals believe that to remain celibate and avoid temptations, they must avoid people. Mistake number 1. When you avoid people, you open yourself to more temptations!!! When you are alone (especially idle), you imagination might go wild. Look at that study that states that men think about sex every six seconds!!!

And some holier than thous think it is all about praying or about keeping only male friends!!! You can be intimate with a woman without even considering having sex with her!!! Moreover, the women I have been with have always held me in high esteem. I studied Psychology and so they always ended up talking psychology with me!!!

However, I must confess I have loved but never had the urge to have sex since I joined the seminary!!!