Romance › Re: What has the Romance Section taught you? by hifaif1: 8:53am On Apr 21, 2016 |
layla129: You've never had the urge to have sex?  I have never ever since I entered the seminary!!! There is a way I do it!!! |
Romance › Re: What has the Romance Section taught you? by hifaif1: 8:35am On Apr 21, 2016 |
layla129: You already know. I bet you have urges Affection (intimacy)? yes!!! Urges? No!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 8:30am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#8A2BE2]°•°Wow,this is interesting [/color] Yes, very interesting!!! If you have questions about the priesthood, do let me know. You will look perfect in the religious habiliments of a nun!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 2:10am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#8A2BE2]°•°You go without dating women [/color] Yes!!! Doesn't mean I don't keep female friends!!! I am very liberal!!! I am presently a deacon and I hang out with women sometimes. One even took me out to dinner yesterday. She said she wanted a date and she got it!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:32am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:
 Bless you, beautiful child!!! We can't all be saints!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:25am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#DDA0DD]°•°But I won't be able ta flirt with men °•so no [/color]  |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:23am On Apr 21, 2016 |
damekings: Every human has a way of looking at things, so to me I think there's no big deal or taboo for me to marry someone older. To be realistic I really do love been with old ones. Say no more, brother. I know you earnestly and subconsciously desire to be a monk!!! Look at the bolded!!! Your place is in a monastery where you would be with old but tireless priests!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:17am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#8A2BE2]°•°why [/color] You have that chaste, blessed look!!! And every time I come across your posts and go through them, I can't help sensing a potential nun in you!!! I mean look at your eyes and your lips!!! They are meant to enlarge the church and edify souls!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:13am On Apr 21, 2016 |
lwanibeauty: Be sincere with yourself.... and this goes to all real men on Nairaland... Can you get married to a lady that's older than you ? like she collected 3 or 4 yrs from you....but she's very humble... Yes!!! The church is way older than me and yet I am married to her!!! |
Romance › Re: When She's Older Than You by hifaif1: 1:11am On Apr 21, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: [color=#87CEFA]°•°I said bye....obviously you need ta hear it again °•°BYE [/color] Hello, my child. Ever considered joining a nunnery? |
Romance › Re: Imagine! See What This Guy Is Doing (pics) by hifaif1: 7:48pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
marvelck: Look at this fool, snapping pictures of accident victims. what is this world turning into. Maybe he is a CID guy!!! |
Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by hifaif1: 7:44pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
layla129: Tell me how you plan to burn it? I will pray fervently!!! That is enough exercise!!! Moreover, I am "meso-ectomorphic" !!! I am a hard gainer. I think I may remain lanky no matter what!!! |
Romance › Re: Finally Ended The Relationship, Am A Single Man Again Congratulate Me by hifaif1: 7:14pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
slimthugchimee: i was a prodigal son to the seminary, but am back again That is the spirit!!! |
Romance › Re: Finally Ended The Relationship, Am A Single Man Again Congratulate Me by hifaif1: 7:10pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
slimthugchimee: after much taught to it am finally tired of this girl, if you check my previous thread in my profile were i wrote that"my girl started demanding toomuch" I have gotten over her abd have found out that the girl is not into me so now am proud to announce am a single man again!! singles in the house abeg lets celebrate this.
I am soo happy today!! Brother, now is the time to join the seminary before you make another mistake!!! Thank you!!! |
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Romance › Re: She Traveled Without Remembering That We Agreed On Having A Date Today. by hifaif1: 6:24pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Godswillnwaoma: There is this girlfriend of mine though we are not officially dating yet, I have asked her out but she said I should wait that she is trying to know me more better, so i keep the friendship going though i never i enter friend zone. Few days ago I told her that I will like to take her out today which she agreed with so much smile and sign of happiness in her face.
This evening I called her to remind her about our agreed date, i was surprised that she said she forgot about it that she is inside a bus traveling to aba, i asked if there is any emergency that could make her travel without remembering that we agreed on date today she said no that she forgot about it.
Now i think she is not interested in me for forgetting about our date today,though I will save the cash i suppose to spend on drinks and rice today had it been she came for something better ( Una no say our current economy is very hash naa). Now i.m contemplating of forgetting about her and move on and shift my attention on someone else after all girls plenty diee.
Nairalander what do you think?. Brother, now is the time to reconsider your steps in life. Why not become a priest like me and enjoy rest of mind? |
Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by hifaif1: 6:14pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
layla129: It won't kill you. Ok, what do u wanna do with the excess?  Mmm, never expected that question. Maybe I will just burn them off somehow. You got me there!!! |
Romance › Re: More Shocking And Fascinating Facts About Sex You Probably Don't Know. by hifaif1: 5:24pm On Apr 20, 2016 |
Explorers: 11. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately five calories. Half an hour of intense sex burns off an average of one hundred to two hundred calories. layla129, you see why celibacy pays me? |
Romance › Re: What has the Romance Section taught you? by hifaif1: 7:44am On Apr 20, 2016 |
layla129: You're very wrong my priest! Celibacy is easier?? Where is that even coming from It is actually much easier, my lady!!! But, why do you think otherwise? |
Romance › Re: What has the Romance Section taught you? by hifaif1: 7:15am On Apr 20, 2016 |
The Romance Section taught me to appreciate my decision to become a priest!!!
With the stories people share here about relationships, I sense the stress involved in keeping relationships!!!
Being celibate is much easier. |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Touched By A Pervert? Share Your Experience by hifaif1: 7:09am On Apr 20, 2016 |
layla129: I didn't have knowledge of sex but i know its a bad thing and if i tell my parents its going to mean trouble for him and even me. That was the last time though....never went close to him again after that. I just knew there was something about you!!! |
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Jealous Of Their Babies?? by hifaif1: 10:13am On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: NUN?? no way. Let the something in those eyes leave . Happy for you though...just be sincere about it I can't just imagine how pure and pleasant you are going to look in religious habiliments!!! But that is no issue, my lady. I shall invite you to my ordination party in some months' time!!! |
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Jealous Of Their Babies?? by hifaif1: 9:23am On Apr 19, 2016 |
layla129: This priest again i hope you change your mind soon. Its not easy to stay celibate Yes, my lady. It is indeed not easy but it has always been my dream to don the cassock and celebrate Mass!!! You should be a nun. There is something in your beautiful eyes!!! Something inexplicably divine!!! something so deep, so forgiving, so angelic!!! |
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Jealous Of Their Babies?? by hifaif1: 9:54pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
layla129: As crazy as it sounds,some men are jealous of their own babies. Everybody knows a new baby requires constant care and attention for a while. My question is, who is really making you jealous: your wife, for been for so close with your baby? Or your baby for coming between you and your wife? Thank God I chose to be a priest!!! |
Romance › Re: Asian Girl Looking For Black Men by hifaif1: 7:43am On Apr 18, 2016 |
JapaneseGirl: Hello, I'm from Japan and living in Nigeria. I really love black men and I'm interested to know one from here. If you are interested please contact me. I hope we can get along  For how long have you been speaking the English Language? Moreover I know the type of man you want. You will find him in a nunnery!!! |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by hifaif1: 11:48pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
refiner: ...lol! ...fanks anyways! Bless you!!! |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by hifaif1: 11:42pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
refiner: ...lol..u've change yet?
oya try add my link to ur siggy!...shoe some love to ur spiritual daughter! OK, my adorable child!!! |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by hifaif1: 11:32pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I have just been recognized as the official spiritual father of this contest!!!
I want to use this opportunity to assure the sponsor of this contest and the nairaland community that this is going to be a peaceful exercise. I am presently on a mountain to fast for the success of this contest.
Dgyeasy, just concern yourself with the good work you are doing. The spiritual condition for success is in good hands!!!
And a warning to those who might want to cause trouble!!! Desist!!!
Thank you, everyone!!! |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by hifaif1: 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
refiner: ...lol!...
hifaif1 do join my team..will u? Blessed are those who ask for they shall receive in abundance!!! As the official spiritual father of the contest, I beg to remain neutral!!! But I shall pray for you, my beautiful child!!! |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by hifaif1: 8:30pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
refiner: ...lol!...funny! ...go joor! Remain blessed, my sister. When I look at your face, I see your pure chaste beauty. You look like the Madonna as I see her often!!! Come to her sanctuary!!! |
Romance › Re: What Should I Do,for Him(a soldier) To Stay Away From Me!pls Help by hifaif1: 6:12pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
refiner: [b]Good day friends!...without wasting much of your time,let me go straight to the point!
last two years,that's 2014,I was schooling at esut,was newly admitted there,though am no more schooling there now...so it was the end of the first semester, my department decided to organize an end of the year party, which will kick off by 7:00pm till dawn!
so on my way,the high heel attached to the shoe pulled off...I was so ashamed,and I have walked far from my lodge,so I decided to stop a bike,but as I stood by the side of road looking forward to stop a bike,a car stopped by me....and lo and behold,the driver of d car was a young military man cos he was putting on a camouflage.... I was scared to d bone!...buh instead he smiled at me and requested for my contact and probably a lift,which I rejected!....
to cut d long story short,I gave him a wrong number which he bothered not to flash before zooming off!
now my problem here is...lastweek Monday by 4pm,we coincidentally met again,I never knew it was him because he was driving another type of car,If i knew i would have ran away...this time I gave him my real contact cos he said he's going to flash it in my presence!....he has been calling since den!
just yesterday,he came to my house and met my dad!...how he locate my house!,I don't know!
I've been hearing series of inhumane stories about dem,and I don't want to have anything to do with anyone of them...please what should I do,so he can keep away from me!
plssss....
no insult pls![/b] I smell nothing but LIES LIES and more LIES But my good refiner, when eventually you decide to take the oath and don the religious habiliments meant for you, do let me know!!! There is peace in abundance in the house of the Lord!!! Hallelujah!!! See you in the nunnery!!! |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Must Resist Attempt To Change Constitution To Suit Saraki -Sen. Marafa by hifaif1: 8:50am On Apr 17, 2016 |
The greatest mistake Saraki made was becoming senate president in this administration!!!
If it had been under some administration, Saraki would be having the best time of his life as senate president!!! |