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KashyBaby:
I'm so guilty of this....

Good morning, my baby!!!
I had a dream about you today!!! Please, don't eat chicken today!!!

gbens2000:
This might not be the right section for this,lets AV some small fun pls .all na joke oh .nothing personal


madcow- would be that boy that would always discourage others from going to class and always has reserve ganja to go around for everyone

Tosyne2much-would be that very handsome boy that tries to tell his classmates 10 reasons y they must or must not brush their teeth 2 times a day,and funny enough he would always get many audience especially the gals

Dankros1- would be that cute boy that is every gals crush and a specialist in writing love letters,poems and stories and yet no serious girlfriend

Kashybaby-would that I no send gal,always breaking dress code and hair style rules.sits at the back with the boys and files her nails during lectures.

Jadekitena- dunno if I got her moniker well ,but would be that very pretty gal that would always claim any guy that smiled at her is in love with her or is crushing on her.am pretty sure she would ave been seeing visions since then that she woul marry a banker

Cutehector- all the gals want to hate and love him at thesame time cuz he is cute and a player

Lanicky-would be that cute,intelligent gal that no one and even herself is not sure of who is her bf

Smellymouth-would be that very funny guy,that always misses his way to the boys restroom by finding himself in the gals restroom wen he wants to weewee

Babs01-would be that boy that is quite confused most of the time and is always on everybody's and nobody's side

Irene- would the pretty but be one in of the top gossiping groups in skul.

Layla-would be the pretty innocent gal that always claims she would marry as a virgin

Airfoce1-would be that boy that keeps loadin.........................and still loadi...................

Aminat- would that another pretty gal tha is crushing for one ku.... Guy but always runs away anytime he tries to talk to her.

Irunoboo- ,it's either he would be that boy that felt he should AV been a gal or a gal that had Madonna has her role model
Mynd44-would be that very serious assistant class captian that is always writing names of noise makers even on assembly ground and during exams

Lalascticlala- am sure I didn't get his name well,would probably be that boy that always sits near snake holes or hide outs to greet them wen they come out to feed
Phew am tired of typing pls add urs,for those that would come for my head I don wear diamond helmet.

cc: lalasticlala mynd44. If this post make fp I prom......e I go take selfie with one cobra

And I will be the father of them all!!!

arena2007:


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Buh...dis woman no resemble witch na.... My thought though....

What do witches look like?

INTERMAN:
While I was in senior SS 3, I have this habbit of feeling people's heartbeats by touching their chests.I do it for males but sometimes I do observe anytime I try to touch a female chest to feel her heart beat, there was this anger, shout and horrible reaction from them. I do wonder why the ladies used to react like that. To me I never for once knew that what is swelled up in the chest region was actually a powerful turn on for millions of males out there so they were trying to prevent me from touching that region thinking I was trying to seek sexual gratification .Note, I was already matured in Ss 3 and I shld be able to know that it was sexual since my organ was well develop. But the point was that I never knew at all, I only thought they were there for breast feeding their future kids and nothing more. Few years latter, I do observe that a lot of men do find those part of a female very attractive, of which I don't , even up till now. In one word,I am not attracted at all to a lady's breast and even buttocks in anyway. I find it very surprising why some men go mad at the frontal and backward protuding part of a female because they don't turn me on at all. Am I normal?

Were there juniors in SS3

Back to your question. Yes, bro. You are very normal for the seminary. In fact, you are extraordinary!!!

Can't wait to see you in the religious habiliments of a monk!!!

lilzcee:
i feel like breaking ur head buh because of her i won't

Easy, child!!!

What will it profit me if I sent wolves to devour you now?

Nothing!!! Because you all are my beloved children!!!

lilzcee:
I love Layla129 so much buh she is out of my reach, she deserves to be happy, God bless her mama for me

Don't worry, I will take very good care of her in the convent!!!

Of course, her parents will remain blessed!!!

KashyBaby:
Hahahhahahaha...I moved ur what? Wobbly knees maybe?
Ur such a crazy daddy of all daddies juz make ur that only ur knees I moved... Lol nottie me

Listen, my baby, call me father, not daddy!!!

KashyBaby:
Hahahhahahaha...I moved ur what? Wobbly knees maybe?
Ur such a crazy daddy of all daddies juz make ur that only ur knees I moved... Lol nottie me

Call me father, not daddy!!!

layla129:
How are y'll doing? A very hectic day it was for me

Anyways, back to serious topic. What is that thing you regret most from your past relationship?... things you should have done or not do.

On my part, i always regret ever letting my first love slip away ...such a cool guy

Yes, baby. You let me slip away. And now, I am going to be a priest in 6 weeks time!!!

KashyBaby:
Lol... I can't hide my laugh. Hahahaha! U don craze ooo... and now ur Here on nl chasing us to become monks & nuns

But isn't that noble, my beautiful child?

To chase people into becoming monks and nuns?

You, for instance, have such a power that moves the knees, use it for the edifying of my own soul in particular!!!

KashyBaby:
Nawa oooo...u noticed it too? Well, I'm on break at the moment...time to chill & party

Oh ur a dog Whisperer ey? What breed u like?

I like all dogs!!! I know about them all and their idiosyncrasies!!! I almost became a veterinarian!!!

excellentchimex:
Dear nairalanders, I really need advice in this issue. I'm good in bed and a lot of ladies has testified it. But my problem is that nothing move my girl & she claimed that she don't like sex, I have tried all my best to stimulate or put her in the mood but no way, even when we are having sex she will just stay like that or even tell me that it's paining her. But I notice that her vjay is too wide like express road despite not having sex with her for 7months. though she's not a virgin when I meet her. I have proposed to her & we are also planning our traditional marriage this december. Please what could be her problem though she said there's nothing wrong but I'm still confuse. Is she pretending or having an affair.............Thanks.

Really!!! How big are you?

I want you to feel relaxed as I am here to help!!!

KashyBaby:
Me, a lost sheep? and besides I don't like sheep, I like puppies instead

I like puppies too!!! Doggy doggy!!! Pretty little things. You must know that you are talking to a canine expert!!!

Anyway, that is an issue for another day!!! So, I noticed you have not been around or maybe I am the one that has been busy.

Bless you, my child!!!

KashyBaby:
What do u mean spicypriest?

Never mind, my baby!!! Ever read the parable of the lost sheep? That is how much I care about you!!! Watching out for you even while walking through the shadow of death!!!

Strahovski1:

She seems to be a good girl

A good girl for the nunnery. She is a very sweet child, if you must know!!!

KashyBaby:
Nasty boy... remember that women in south India are black skin too..so whats the difference?

Why have you been

amtaken:
I pray someone right there where you are sees the contents of your phone.

So when are you joining the convent?

I am really looking forward to seeing you!!!

Your beauty, reminiscent of that of the pure, chaste Madonna, will be more than necessary for the edifying of my soul!!!

amtaken:
So says a priest.

Will you be a nun?

You are so beautiful. I can't imagine how much more beautiful you are going to look in the religious habiliments of a nun!!!

donbenedict:
Person like obontami

Exactly, brother!!!

Bad news for the devil!!!

My methods have been heavily criticized but they have been fruitful!!! I feel fulfilled!!!

I shall be publishing the monikers of these future monks and nuns very soon!!!

For those whose fears is celibacy, I have seen a prophesy that would delight you!!!

Celibacy will soon be optional!!!

One of my Reverend brothers is preparing a proposal for a Convent section on Nairaland!!!

Sit tight and open your heart to receive the calling!!!

Thank God I chose to be a priest!!! What concern me with Tunwa and Salvage I don't even know them.

amtaken, my newest child, how do you see this matter?

amtaken:
How I wish you could keep ranting this way all day long.

Na so e dey take start.

They are rants to you, my child, because you see with the eyes of a child.

Because of my unconditional love for you, I shall show you the way so that you shall now see with the eyes of an adult...

amtaken:
Don't you think it is rather better and easier to answer the question than to rant?

Listen, my child, you need to ask me for understanding instead of being rude!!!

Don't always be combative, my baby!!!

I love you and want to show you the way to freedom!!!

freedom from fear

amtaken:
GEJ was also a president, init?

You are so hateful, my poor child!!!

Why?

Your weakness is your fears!!! You must not let it imprison you!!!

amtaken:
I am not your child. I answered you because I know you are going spiritual. You can never claim me. "He that is in me is greater than he that is in the world."

Easy, my child!!!

You are a very weak Christian!!!

You need strength. Ask me for direction on how to get the strength of the fearless Christian!!!

Ask me, my adorable child!!! Blessed are those who ask, for they shall receive answers in abundance!!!

Let me correct you that he who is in you is not greater than he who is in the world because he who is in you is FEAR a child of the devil!!!

amtaken:
Hahahahaha I told you!

Listen, my child, there are some things you can never understand!!!

LieDetector:
Following claims by tiwa Savage's ex husband that tiwa Savage bedded three of her colleagues, the artist and mother of one has come out to debunk the claims albeit there has been an annulment of their one year old marriage . The artist, 31 in a bid to completely exonerate herself made shocking claim by mentioning nairaland's own LieDetector.

Thank God she doesn't want a LieDetector test. a don jazzy/2face/Dr sid test will suffice

She is 36!!!

Check my signature!!!

LuveU2:
As for cuteness, yes she is

Bless you, my beautiful child!!!

LuveU2:
tell me more

From the little conversation I have had with Refiner, I have come to realize how very likeable she is. If I were not a priest, I should marry her already!!!

She is just so cute like the sweet Madonna. Check her out:

LuveU2:
Who pls

Lanicky?

Refiner?

Mimzy?

Ivyy? etc. Why should i vote for any of you?

What do i/we stand to gain?

Listen, my beautiful LuveU2, these ladies are all queens!!!

But I will advise that you vote for Refiner!!! She is a very sweet lady!!!

2BB4CB3E:
Slim girls, I wonder why they consider themselves women! Nothing for man to grap or suck, both their husband and children suffer! No man will ever be satisfied with them! But hey I can't blame them sha its not their fault! Its the way they were designed, I can't count the number of times I have been with friends and we ignored the slim girls and were busy fighting over the few curvy girls! My own is worst I don't like them at all to me they are guys! I can't even be friends with them ewwwwwwww I call them "plank le p*ssy"

You have not seen curvy slim girls?

Even I, a priest, have seen a lot of curvy slim girls that are just so gorgeous!!!

layla129:
Lol, pray for me father . Between, you and who is meeting nun target ?

Bless you, my baby!!!

Actually, the target is mine to make!!! But I must commend you for taking the time to preach celibacy to these people!!!