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RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 12:22pm On May 04, 2016
400billionman:
His work is to impregnate barren women in the parish..
My child, when will you stop fighting the urge? You know the urge ?

It is right there in your eyes. Deep, pleading, the very essence of your desire!!!

To wear the religious habiliments of a monk!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 12:18pm On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
Humanist priest? So what's the objectives of ur job then? grin

Are u an active priest??
Yes, now, sweetheart!!! An active priest!!! My objectives includes making nuns and monks out of as many Nairalanders as possible!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 12:06pm On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
So same thing in Philippines ey...these are closed Catholic priests I'm talking about..so ur Catholic then...
Yes, but not very religious!!! I am more of a humanist!!! Though a priest!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 11:55am On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
So does the priests on Ng are allowed to get married? grin coz in Philippines, they are not allowed to do this thing...


Juz wondering grin
No, we are not allowed to marry!!! Celibacy is a fixed sacrament for an RC priest!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 11:45am On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
Ur so determined for that grin well, thats great too coz thats mean ul be around here on nl anytime smiley wink

Miss u..
Yes, my love!!!

Miss you more...
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 11:18am On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hey baby love kiss I'm all good...back to work today... holiday was over wink...

Yeah I was banned too coz I juz quote back to say thank u.. undecided that bot got no chill eh? When u say something bad, u get get locked up ...now when u say something good ,u get locked up too embarassed


So what's d plan for today? I can see u keep approaching ppol to be monks & nuns ey... tongue
Yes, my Queen!!! Making monks and nuns of people is one of my pastimes!!!

Today's plan?

Same thing I always do every day. Making monks and nuns out of Nairalanders!!!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by hifaif1: 11:05am On May 04, 2016
lawydewy:
It mustn't be during the festival along. Let's. create event,cultural and tourism centers. Where they can perform and recite symposiums.

Only some few Masquerades that only come out ones in
a
year. Others do parade the street to catch fun and make
money.
Tourism centres on weekends, there will cultural displays
and dance,traditional modelling
(you can bring your wife in Ankara to cat/fish walk or
elephant walk if she is fat).
Normal Masquerades perform and recite poetries.
Your children can give symposiums or poems,I will clap
and drop something.
That will get he/she note books for a term.
Papa Emeka can sell soft drinks and sachets water,
while you can sell cigarettes and hard drinks.
Mallam Adamu will sell his Suya, he will not fight you
people in the bush.
Mama Kayode can sell rice and beans at one corner.
Mama Abdullahi can sell Kunu and Zobo just close to the
gate.
All these people are doing something,instead of poke
nosing, back biting&backfiring, gossiping and stealing.
While me at the weekends, I will come catch fun,relax
and
flex away troubled system of hard work.
One day, you will rule this country!!!

Bear this post in mind for future reference!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 10:58am On May 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hi boo, the antispam bot always catch me ooo angry

Anyways, hope u sleep well kiss
I slept well, my love!!! I know you slept well too!!!

The antispam bot is not very smart. Once, it banned me and guess why?

It banned me for calling myself the future president of Nigeria!!! Till now, I can't come around to understanding what is so unlawful about my aspiration!!!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by hifaif1: 11:45pm On May 03, 2016
Happiness87:
so All that is in information, culture and tourism is petty jobs, you are sick

fyi, being a minister of a particular ministry doesn't stop you from sharing ideas with another ministry.

because u are head of department, Finance doesn't mean you can't make suggestions to admin
Who told you that masquerade dressing is a petty jobhuh Before the white men came, weren't our people mostly farmers, drummers, dancers and masquerade dressers?
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by hifaif1: 11:13pm On May 03, 2016
searchng4love:
Nothing is wrong with it. Just post pictures after you get the dream appointment as a masquerade dresser.
I am a priest so I can't be seen dressing a masquerade!!!

But I can assure you that it is not such a bad job!!! It holds a lot of prospects too!!! Free meals at festivals!!!

*There is dignity in labour!!!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by hifaif1: 11:08pm On May 03, 2016
searchng4love:
Wizard will you shut up. So masquerading will make us a global contender in the world economy? It will boost production and employ our teeming youths.... Mechionu guy.
There will be vacancies for masquerade dressers not masquerades!!!

Moreover, what is bad in being a masquerade dresserhuh
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: A Masquerade Can Create Jobs For 1,000 Men by hifaif1: 10:16pm On May 03, 2016
jmichlins:
From making pencils in the next 4yrs to masquerade this administration has the most stup!d job creation ideas. Next election is not far we are close to the first year
There is no stupid job creation ideas!!! Must is be all about providing white collar jobs all the time!!! If Nigeria must move forward, we must be willing to embrace new ideas where old ideas have failed repeatedly!!! We must be ready to experiment!!!

Even the idea of man ever flying had once been widely viewed as stupid!!! But only this morning, I flew one hour without wings!!!
RomanceRe: On What Conditions Will You Be Unfaithful To Your Partner? by hifaif1: 9:55pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
I can't be "unfaithful" to the man I am with ...if things won't workout, I am very vocal to what I feel so i will tell him that i cant continue the relationship further so both of us wont suffer ...but I will never involve myself having a 3rd party while I am with him. wink
Now, these are so reassuring!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1:
Stupedinluv:
whats going on up there ^^ huh grin
My child, for how long will you resist the urge to embrace the religious habiliments of a nun? For how long?
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1: 5:24pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin oohh there he is kiss my new boo... hahahhhhaha...


Anyway boo, I really don't get his question ooo..na my brain don scatter now tongue
Sorry, sweetheart, I made a mistake.

You can recheck my explanation that you quoted. I missed out a word. I am going to modify the post and include the missing word in BOLD
CelebritiesRe: This Guy Has Been Wearing This Shirt Since 2006 - Guys, Can You Do Same? by hifaif1: 5:20pm On May 03, 2016
winkmart:
How can someone be wearing rag for 10 years and claims he like it ..Did he get the cloth from Moses or Jesus directly in his dreamhuh
Kai!!! shocked
RomanceRe: Ladies Give A Honest Answer To This Question by hifaif1:
KashyBaby:
Mmmmm...lemme ask my new boo hifaif1 coz I'm kinda lost in ur questions grin

Boo, plz translate this for me kiss
At your command, my love!!!

What he meant was that wouldn't you rather overlook the promiscuity of a man you love dearly than stay with a faithful man that you DON'T love!!!
RomanceRe: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by hifaif1: 12:32pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
kiss it's so nice to read this kind of quote back... grin I'm blushing now...
grin
RomanceRe: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by hifaif1: 12:20pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Mmmmm......OK...are u upset?surprised?
No, honey!!! Apart from the inexplicable reason, this here is one of the reasons why I love you!!!
RomanceRe: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by hifaif1: 12:13pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin why speechless...
Don't even know!!!
RomanceRe: How I Banged My First Bank Marketer by hifaif1: 12:06pm On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
When we're talking about sex..there's nothing unusual about it...
Sex is Sex and that's it..u cum, she cum and so what? cool
...
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 9:33am On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Yeaaah boo..living my ass in that foreign country grin
And I enjoying it!!! I know!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 9:14am On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Oooryt ooryt.,I'll hold on to that .. cheesy keep me company...I'm traveling ryt now back to Sg btw, a road trip ... cool
With all pleasure!!! SG is Singapore, I guess?
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 9:07am On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hahahhahahh...what wud that be? Kids? grin grin grin can't wait tongue
We will have beautiful kids!!! But we will make them together!!! What I am promising you will last even after the kids have come and grown up and have their own families!!! Isn't love a beautiful thing? I am going to love you from the beaches of Africa to the mountains of Nepal!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 8:38am On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Oohh that's great to know... grin what did u gave him?
When we are married, I will give you same!!! Something that produces inexplicable joy far beyond the understanding of this world!!! Something money can't buy!!!
RomanceRe: My Girl Now Rolls With Another Guy by hifaif1: 8:35am On May 03, 2016
finalboss1:
Nǐ shì duì de ,will like to join
Good, my child!!!

Now, you must do some certain things!!! You must question your decisions for at least a month!!! Celibacy is not really as much of a big deal as your willingness to serve the Lord!!!
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 8:20am On May 03, 2016
KashyBaby:
Aawww thank u boo...hope he did enjoyed his special day ey
kiss
You are welcome, my gorgeous!!!
He really enjoyed himself!!! And he was happy about something else!!!
RomanceRe: My Girl Now Rolls With Another Guy by hifaif1: 8:03am On May 03, 2016
jacy67:
hahahahahaha!!!!!! kikikikii!!!! Seriously, you got me laughing with this.

Are you a prophet??
Yes, my child, I am a prophet!!!

DoYou Know...

1. That I prophesied, in 2011, that Buhari will win the general election in 2015?

2. That I prophesied that Leicester City will win the premier league without kicking the ball?

3. I prophesied that Chelsea will draw yesterday even when they were 2 goals down?

4. I prophesied, on Jan 1, 2016, that at least 2 major universities will go on strike before the middle of the year?

Among my other prophesies?
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 11:27pm On May 02, 2016
KashyBaby:
What did u eat in the party & now u called me ur child again? angry undecided
Nothing, my love!!! I was thinking about you all through!!! That kind of filled my stomach!!! Your father-in-law sent his regards!!!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught? by hifaif1: 9:38pm On May 02, 2016
layla129:
Priest Priest grin
Daughter!!! Daughter!!!
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught? by hifaif1: 9:35pm On May 02, 2016
I was caught kissing an image of the Madonna cry
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With No Sex Relationship Till Marriage? by hifaif1: 9:28pm On May 02, 2016
KashyBaby:
No way! I ain't no saint.....I wanna know if my man is good enough on it .
There is only one fit to be called good, my beautiful child!!! His name...

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