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refiner:
....lol....sorry!

gudmawnin father!

buh u calld me baby!

Come on, my child!!! You are my baby!!!

A very good morning to you!!!

refiner:
...hello Mr!

Hi, my baby!!!

Call me father!!!

KashyBaby:
Lol...u are funny...u shud change ur moniker to spicypriest instead


why u said there's no devil are happy right now coz ur here when I am here laughing out loud on ur quotes?

Come on, my child!!! This is a grave matter. A burden that you should help me with!!!

KashyBaby:
Mmmmm...u call me ur child? I am even waaaaay older than u ooo...


How cud a priest who is busy attending church services, entertaining visitors and what not is here on nl instead and chasing girls?

Blessed are those who ask questions for they shall get answers!!!

I shall reiterate that there are different ministries!!! Mine is evangelism!!! That is what I do, my child!!!

We can't all be attending Mass or entertaining visitors!!! Even among us, we have investigators who go from church to church investigating miracles!!!

You should be glad I am here for you, my baby!!!

Know what, child, the devil is not happy that I am here!!!

KashyBaby:
nawa oooo..a true monk never addressed any lady as "my love" I wonder what color of robe u we're using.

I have again been clearly misunderstood!!! You are all my children and so are my loves!!!

Again, I am not a monk but a deacon soon to be a priest!!! A monk is cloistered, I do not intend to be!!!

While some certain priests can be monks, most priest enjoy normal lives (normal with limitations as guided by certain rules)

KashyBaby:
Lol... the monk is here again

Yes, my love!!!

KashyBaby:
If that news is true...that weakens my fragile heart


No one deserved to die specially when the argument is juz a pretty thing..

Heart of a nun!!!

macaranta:
Haha

20, 000 is just for starters!!! My total target is the whole Nairaland community!!! I see the site becoming an online convent in a year or two!!!

Stupedinluv:
No i dont feel empty when pouring out my mind

I feel fulfilled.

I am safe already.

You are welcome, my baby!!!

I assure you that you are going to enjoy being a nun!!!

Since you have decided, shall I call the superior to intimate her that you are joining the nunnery soon?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8a2be2]°•no he just bein' a Hoe!!

....°•Where them dudes at that yell that out at every chick when you need em! [/color]

Sister KingCheezyPuff, I thought you said I should give you two days to think about my suggestion that you become a nun!!!

It is more than two days now!!! I know it must come from the heart but when deadlines are set, it helps one to think deeply about the available options!!!

I should be retiring very soon from commenting on Nairaland to fully start my calling as a priest, but while there is still time, I want to make a monk and nun out of at least 20,000 Nairalanders!!! It is important that this target is met or the Devil will rejoice that there is not enough willing to be officers of God!!!

Bless you, my child!!!

Thora:
It has taught me nothing.... Rather i discover this section changed my bf mindset , it made my bf who is now an Ex to think negatively about everything.

This forum didn't change your boyfriend's mindset!!!

When he saw the passions in your eyes which you yourself failed to see, he left you!!!

Stupedinluv:
My fight is better than yours

I fight for something, tho temporal

You fight for N-O-T-H-I-N-G

Oh, my rebellious child!!!

Why do you fight? Isn't it tiring? Don't you feel empty every time you pour out your mind?

You are sad!!! You fight without any understanding of why? My fight is to keep you and protect you from yourself!!!

Stupedinluv:
This is not another derogatory message to black men but hard and real facts they need to digest before anything.

Its high time they looked at themselves hard and cry and work for change i e if they would ever have the resources to cause change.

Look around you and admit that black men all over the world worship white men. Whether in business, politics, invention, culture, development,etc. They see them as gods and reverence and submit to them.

Why gods? because all worshippers seek to pattern their lives after a deity. They try to emulate beings that are far supreme. In the same line, all black men want to grow and develop the same way white men have!

Have you ever wondered why they must copy the white man?

1. White men are smart: Yes there are dumb white men but the ratio of dumbness between white men and black men can be about 1 :1000.

You doubt?
Then ask yourself how few ordinary men can storm a whole continent of able-bodied men and render all of them powerless. Turned them into subjects, colonised and still recolonising them and bought many as slaves in exchange for cheap goods like mirrors. They are smart! They dont just plan they strategise properly and are future oriented. Till today, we are yet to recover and you think we have the smartest men in Africa? Big joke.

Black men play cool. Cool. Cool helps nobody! They were playing cool when they smarties took everything they had. Everything. Their pride and their shame!!!

2. White men are brave and nature friendly: They are fearless generally. They are not afraid to try. They love, appreciate nature better. They can go to the last place in the universe just to behold the beauty of nature. They are explorers. White men are unstoppable. To stop a white man you must be ahead of him in all ramifications. This attribute has endered them respect and admiration. This is why nobody takes any research /invention seriously until it has been approved by them.

Can black men do a quarter of this without heavy support from the alpha males? Can they have a breakthrough at all? Your guess is as good as everybody's

3. White men are deep thinkers They are not after impressing anybody with long talks or grammar jargons, they are after knowledge and more knowledge. They know thats the only way to rule the world. They dont entertain washy-hushy shallow thoughts but go into details, thorough study and real life experiences. White men are deep!

4. They love themselves more For every one white traitor we have a million black traitors. Black men are their worst enemies. Dont blame this on colonisation/slavery because without your black traitors white men would have failed in their quest. Who knows! They may disagree amongst themselves but they would stand in for themselves anywhere.

They see beauty in their race and sell the best. They understand lifelong programming and it has worked for them.

They are not quick to pull themselves down.

5. White men sell the worst of black people to the world Its a game and they are smart! Black men are not that bad but white men have made the whole world see them as loosers and unfortunate people.

Everywhere they go, they are respected less. From CNN to Aljazerra to BBC it seems no good thing can come out from black men. What are black men on about this situation? They cry! Black men cry and shut up afterwards cos they know who runs the world!

And they cycle continues.

Why do you continue to fight, my child? Why? You continue to get worked up over nothing when the truth stares you in the face!!! You are a nun not a preacher!!!

So, come away, my beautiful child, and take the vow!!!

I love you and I mean it!!!

rosieluv:
its nt by force prophet

It is by force, sweetheart!!!

Abbeyunique2:
Monitoring spirit

LOL, bro!!!

rosieluv:
wats d difference

Nuns hardly leave the cloister!!! They live away from the world. But reverend sisters can actually live normal lives. They can go shopping!!! They can become teachers or nurses, etc. You can come across them now and then. But nuns are secluded to live monastic lives!!!

There is a little complication though in the two terms which you would decipher yourself if you join the nunnery!!!

Good luck, my sweet child!!!

rosieluv:
lols pls wah kinda desire is it? prophet i dnt wantu b a nun buh tnkz for d vision

What about being a Reverend sister?

KashyBaby:
Lol another "bad sharp guy" on the loose

Bless you, my adorable child. But you have totally misrepresented my intentions!!!

@Ireneony, you were in the nunnery once. You ought to be a nun already but you fled!!!

What happened, child!!!

rosieluv:
hian prophet

Bless you!!!

KashyBaby:
U dey craze ooo

Talking about nuns & monks when ur threads are all about girls, girls, girls...

We are called into different ministries!!! Some of us are so favoured, we can even invent ministries!!!

The ladies should be happy that someone, a priest in fact, loves them enough to watch over their souls!!!

KashyBaby:
say whaaaat? Monk in the making?

But you, also, are a nun in the making!!! It is not only in your eyes but on your face too!!!

tosyne2much:
Please break it down a little bit.. Don't speak in parable this time.. Thanks

Blessed are those who ask questions for they shall be well acquainted!!!

Listen, child, the passion I speak about is a matter too grave to reproduce in the language of man!!!

In the simplest form conceivable, my advice is that you become a monk!!!

KashyBaby:
Lol.... they said ur great in writings... why not do it in action this time?


U never know, it may give u a bit of a spark?

Don't encourage him!!!

He is a monk in the making!!! I have watched him all these months as a mother would watch her baby!!!

With the sharp understanding of things that are too inexplicable to decipher, I have demystified and grasped the passions that lie in his eyes!!! Fortunately, his spirit is willing and that is what matters. Although there is still the fact that he craves for the things which revolts his soul!!!

You want my advice?

Well, I will give it to you!!!

Listen, you should become a monk!!! Ordinarily, the first signs are relatively the most overridden!!!

You wouldn't need any wooing technique or courage or fear of embarrassment to marry the church in Holy Matrimony!!!

LouisBERG:
He is now a full grown Man..his concept and acting skills are superb..(reference to hoMe aloNe)

he doesn't looks healthy... hey man, you need some checkuP

#caLLmeBERG

That is a relatively old picture!!! He looks healthy and handsome now!!! You cab check him up on the net!!!

shizzy7:
Cocaine don finish this one life....

he's just over 30yrs and he's looking like a 70yr old.

Here in Nigeria, the only star boy I know na wiZkid...

He has been rehabilitated and looks very OK and handsome now!!!
Moreover, I don't think he did cocaine!!!

That picture is old. Macaulay also sings!!!

yellowbeauty:
are they serious?

I hear they were very serious but their ad was rejected!!!

@ rosieluv, I see your eyes. it burns with a desire that even you cannot explain!!!

If you want answers to the deep questions in your eyes, kneel down and make the vow to become a nun!!!

Shamstiel:
I'd say i'm a pretty handsome guy, and girls tell me so so i have no reason to argue.
but I did notice that it only started later in my life, i guess i matured well idk.
Plus i work out more, eat healthier and dress better than I used to, so i'm sure that makes a difference.
So I have noticed a stark difference in the way i'm treated (remember i live in the US so it may be different for US readers)

1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an idiot so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination

2. Older Women - Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player - Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men - The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I'm trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay- The stereotype in the US is if you're an attractive well dress man you're gay as Americans expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women - Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with.

8. Voltrons - You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name- lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she'll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she'll tell everyone you guys were 'talking' or 'had something'. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They'll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.

Cc:lalasticlala

My child, have you ever considered becoming a monk?

I see the passion in your eyes!!! The passion to become celibate and don the religious habiliments of a monk!!!

Whenever you are ready to leave everything and follow the passion in your eyes, let me know so I can have a chat with a monk friend of mine!!!

MrCork:
....wot as bread gots to do wit cornflakes?.... Bro pliss go bakkko bed ..jorr!!(no oofense)

Call me father!!!

MrCork:
... juss open the fridge and guess wot i saw...... empty tin of milk ....can u belif it?....QUestion ....how on earth can someborry drink conflake without milk??

Man shall not live by bread alone, brother!!!