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Romance › Re: My Girl Now Rolls With Another Guy by hifaif1: 9:23pm On May 02, 2016

Airforce1:
So today I saw my ex girl friend alighting from a guy's car and honestly I was so fuckingg upset because it's not up to 3months we broke up.

I'm not jealous , but cruising my crib with her dumb asss New found boy friend was wrong.

It shows she's cheap and stupid

I called her number to know if she's found a new boy friend but all she told me was I should come over her house and talk to her face to face if I so fuckingg cares to know but I won't go because I don't take condition from women.

Listen, my child, it is time you joined the monastery!!!

The clues are around you just that you are too befuddled to unriddle them!!! Your sad stories are pieces of a jigsaw. Everything points to a seminary!!! I see you in the religious habiliments of a monk!!! Do not fight this calling, my son!!! I have watched your steps with utmost patience like a crocodile waiting for its prey!!! Do not run!!!

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Sports › Re: (photos) Could This Be The ‘juju’ Behind Leicester City’s EPL Success? by hifaif1: 9:15pm On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hifaif1 can explain this... he's a monk..he must know all these stuffs they carrying

Bless you, my adorable child!!!

Up there are Buddhist monks (also, one of my earliest aspirations)!!! It is like seeing a pastor in the dressing room of the Super Eagles and concluding that the Super Eagles are on a "Juju" ride!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 8:25am On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Okies...see u when u see u then have a safe trip boo..

I will, my Queen!!! And do have a beautifully nice day!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:56am On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Wishing him good health, long life & more power

So u will be very busy today then? No preaching of how to be monks & nuns today?

Thank you, my Queen!!!

Yes, I am going to be very busy!!! But I shall be back tomorrow to make monks and nuns of more nairalanders, I can assure you!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:34am On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
I see...extend my bday wishes to my father in law wish I'm there to travel with u

Oh my goddess, I will be most glad to convey your beautiful gladdening message!!!

*I wish too!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:27am On May 02, 2016

Highbee01:
I rep May 2nd

Happy birthday!!! It is your day!!! Enjoy!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:24am On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Good afternoon boo... hope u doing great today...

Yes, my baby!!! Today is my dad's birthday!!! So I am preparing to travel to Lagos to be with him!!!

Hope you are doing great too?

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:20am On May 02, 2016

BeingAkorede:
Wow! Same day... OMG! May 2nd here too.
Are you in Lagos?

Happy birthday, bro!!! Today is your day, enjoy!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 7:17am On May 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
I'll stick that on my calendar daddy boo

Bless you, my adorable baby!!! cheesy

Bless you!!!

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Escape A Bad Date by hifaif1: 9:03pm On May 01, 2016

NRepublic:
I think the two of you have started something here. Honestly, continue the love tango.

If only for comedy sake, just want to see where this leads and who decides to break up first. Just remember what ever you do, beware of edible catered tinz

Romance › Re: I Am Looking For Love by hifaif1: 8:59pm On May 01, 2016

MRAKPORS:
Ladies only
See my photo below

Please if you are interested just pm me

Thank you all

Blessed are those who seek for love for they shall find it!!!

Come into his sanctuary, my child!!! Come and don the religious habiliments of a monk!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 5:14pm On May 01, 2016*

KashyBaby:
My eyes on u daddy boo

Whatever you say, my baby!!!

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 5:08pm On May 01, 2016

SmellingAnus:
I am may 31st... Happy birthday in advance to us

Yes, bro!!! grin

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Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 3:30pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol...let's juz pretend that nothing happened

OK, my baby!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 3:15pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hahhaha..we're in public forum daddy boo...so how cud I keep all these secret? Nawa ooo

So what do we do now?

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 3:00pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hahhahahahhhah so now tat makes u come Here & active?

Exactly!!! But keep my secret, my baby!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 2:48pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol..I never knew actually until juz now since when this thing happened daddy boo?

Ever since I came across you through Mrc.ork's posts!!! Until recently, I wasn't active here!!! I was more on scaryforkids!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 2:33pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Tat smile is so guilty

You really got me, my baby!!! I guess you have always known!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 2:23pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol...finally uv said it daddy boo

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 12:50pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Oh oryt ooryt... I give up on this tins...

I love you!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 12:34pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
What does it mean by " I ** you " daddy boo?

Bless you, my child!!!

Nairaland General › Re: End Time Pastor by hifaif1: 12:21pm On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
I wanna know what's my daddy's hifaif1 view ova this

Fakes everywhere, my baby!!! I ** you!!!

fakes everywhere!!!

Romance › Re: Bride To-be Grabs Her Fiance's Butt In Pre-wedding Photo by hifaif1: 11:12am On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol... i Neva heard a "priest" call someone "my baby" tats ma sexxxy daddy right err...

You understand!!! grin

But you are still my child!!!

Romance › Re: Bride To-be Grabs Her Fiance's Butt In Pre-wedding Photo by hifaif1: 10:42am On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol....btw I like the moniker, that's what I call to hifaif1

My baby!!! grin

Romance › Re: May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 10:29am On May 01, 2016

grad2012:
Happy new month y'all
Am may 7,happy bday to me in advance. #danceing and shaking my bumbum. plenty food and cake and plenty gift am so happy.

Make sure you invite me o!!!

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Romance › May; The Month Of Flowers - Shoutout To May Borns!!! by hifaif1(op): 10:22am On May 01, 2016

The best month of the year!!! The month of flowers and cherries and sunshine!!!

Even the name "May" is so incomparably beautiful, pure and chaste as the Madonna!!!

Happy new month to everyone!!!

I am May 26!!!

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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Escape A Bad Date by hifaif1: 9:53am On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hahahahahaahhhahaa..now I'm curious what our spirits doing together while our body is sleeping

I cant juz stop laughing lol

It is too deep to explain, my baby!!! It is too deep!!! Too...

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Escape A Bad Date by hifaif1: 8:23am On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Why? Tell me daddy plz...

And besides, all of ur "children" on this forum, why u only dreamt abt me? u nottie daddy

Because... my spirit is one with yours!!!

Literature › Re: Things Fall Apart VS Arrow Of God (pics) by hifaif1: 8:19am On May 01, 2016

uduokirika1:
You've said it all. Gbam!!
Most pEeps going for Things Fall Apart are just doing 'cos of the hype!
Even Achebe himself didn't mince words to proclaim his favorite book'!
"Arrow of God is the only book i find myself reading over and over again"

-Chinua Achebe 1982

Honestly, you are just so right!!! The hype really drives "Things Fall Apart".

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Escape A Bad Date by hifaif1: 7:55am On May 01, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol...I juz had a chicken Burger what did u dream about me big daddy?

Oh, my baby!!!

Anyway, don't worry!!! But don't eat chicken again today!!!

Literature › Re: Things Fall Apart VS Arrow Of God (pics) by hifaif1: 7:48am On May 01, 2016

apcmustwin:
you are right, anthills is poorly written, the plot is just disjointed.

Poorly written?

Bro, there is really nothing like disjointed plot in Literature. A plot doesn't have to be structured chronologically!!!

Things Fall Apart is a very simple story doesn't mean it has the better plot between it and "Arrow of God".

With the way you appreciated the plot of "Arrow of God", you are surely going to think that all of Ayi Kwei Armah's books, especially, "Fragments", are poorly written!!!

Maybe you should leave plot to the literature masters!!!

"Arrow of God" had the stronger plot!!! Like I said in my first comment on this title, it was obvious that Achebe was struggling to find his unique form with "Things Fall Apart". The novel progressed slowly at first but then flowed seamlessly thereafter!!! But with "Arrow of God", there was a flawless play with more complex literary devices!!!

Sorry, I didn't read that you were talking about Anthills!!!

But all the same, there is nothing like a disjointed plot!!! Just styles!!!

Literature › Re: Things Fall Apart VS Arrow Of God (pics) by hifaif1: 7:29am On May 01, 2016

I will go for "Arrow of God"

With "Things Fall Apart", the legendary Chinua Achebe seemed to be struggling to find his form!!! The book was only lucky to be the really first pre and colonial tragic fiction from Africa!!! With "Arrow of God", Achebe was already a master storyteller!!!

"Arrow of God" is richer and more filling than "Things Fall Apart".

Even Achebe in his introduction to a new edition of "Arrow of God", couldn't hide his preference for "Arrow of God".

I will go for "Arrow of God". And I must put that everything that came out of Achebe is worth reading from "Things Fall Apart" even to his collection of short stories "Girls at War" and his storybook for children "Chike and the River"!!! The man was a master storyteller!!!

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