₦airaland Forum

MR PRESIDENT, PLEASE DON'T BE DISTRESSED YET. WE WANT YOU TO USE YOUR TWO EYES TO WITNESS YOUR DOWNFALL AND SOJOURN TO THE GREAT BEYOND TO MEET YOUR ANCESTORS.

Bevista:
Two pieces of advice for you:

(1) Don't pray that a stone be thrown in the market. You really do not know who it might hit. Could be you or one of yours.

(2) Avoid using all caps to type your comments. It is a sign of a person who lacks online ethics or someone who thinks screaming makes him more sensible.

THANKS FOR YOUR CRITIQUE

SHEKAU, PLEASE WHEN WILL YOU GIVE OUR PRESIDENT THE BENAZHIR BHUTTO TREATMENT. BY THE WAY, I AM UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE RESULT OF YOUR ABUJA BLUES. CHANNELSTV CLAIMS THE DEATH TOLL AT 14. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, PLEASE TRY AND IMPROVE ON THIS. TRY AND HIT THE 100 MARK. AND ALSO, WHEN WILL YOU VISIT LAGOS. ONE OLD FOOL IN BOURDILLION ROAD NEEDS TO GO TO HELL.

ayukdaboss:
Bokoharam will become a thing of the past soon no matter how some group of people rejoice over the recent bombings like demons simply because Nigerians voted out their clueless lord.

PLEASE LORD, DELIVER THIS INDIVIDUAL INTO THE HANDS OF THE SUICIDE BOMBER OF THE BOKO HARAM. LET IT BE THAT THE NEXT ATTACK WILL HAPPEN AT THE MARKET THIS INDIVIDUAL PATRONISES. LET IT BE THAT THE SUICIDE BOMBER WILL BE THE BEEF SELLER THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL BUY FROM. LET THE BOMBER LOOK INTO THE POSTERS EYES, SCREAM "ALLAH AKBAR" AND SAY THIS WORDS" ROT IN HELL INFIDEL". LET THIS BE THE LAST THING THE POSTER SEES IN THIS LIFE. LET IT HAPPEN SOON, O LORD. THIS I ASK OF YOU O LORD IN JESUS NAME. AMEN!

jomoh:
It was an act of desperation


Abuja bombing
Poisoning of Water
Breaking of Dam




It is all an act of desperation to appear relevant and dangerous but we know better. They have been decimated grossly.

MAY LIGHTENING STRIKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY DOWN.

Bevista:
Mr President, I heard these kind of reassurances from the PGEJ so many times that it eventually became a cliche.

Kindly remember that the two key mantra responsible for your victory in the March 28 elections were Anti-corruption and Security. While there is no doubt about your efforts in the first, I must state my reservations about the second.

Kindly use all the resources in your arsenal to send these Devils to where they belong - Pit of Hell.

Make me proud Baba. Please don't let my enemies and your haters have the last laugh.

THE TEARS YOU AND YOUR MESSIAH WILL CRY WILL BE ENOUGH TO CAUSE A FLOOD. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, YOU WILL SEE HOW THE DREADED SECT WILL DISGRACE AND RIDUCULE THE SECURITY OUTFIT PUT IN PLACE BY THE DULLAPO PRESIDENT. MAYBE, YOU WILL BE ITS FIRST VICTIM IN THE LAGOS FIREWORKS DISPLAY.

10,000 OMENKAS WILL FALL BY MY RIGHT, 5000 PASSING SHOTS BY MY LEFT 9000 NGENEUKWENU IN MY FRONT AND 7000 GBAWES AT MY BACK, BUT I AND THE RIGHTEOUS WILL BE PROTECTED BY THE HOLY GHOST.

THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE IN NIGERIA, RIGHT NOW IS THE PRESIDENT, HIS VICE AND THE DEMONIC APC AND EDIOTS LIKE OMENKA. LETS ALL PRAY FOR THE CONTINUOUS SUCCESS OF THE BOKO HARAM, IN ITS ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT. ONCE THE PROBLEM IS ERADICATED, WE CAN COLLECTIVELY PUT AN END TO BOKO HARAM. THE PROBLEM IS THE PRESIDENT, NOT BOKO HARAM.

omenka:
See the manner of human beings that make up PDP supporters. You don't know who the victims are and you toast to their death. I hope you didn't toast to your brother or sister's death.

Truckpusher, tomakint can you see the reason we say some of the things we say regarding PDP??

I WANT TO GIVE OUT A BIG SHOUTOUT TO ALHAJI SHEKAU, MALLAM IBRAHIM, ABUBAKAR, THE SUICIDE BOMBERS, AND ALL THOSE WHO MADE THIS GREAT HIT A REALITY. I FORSEE THE BOMBERS MAKING A STOP AT LAGOS, WITH OMENKA AS ITS FIRST VICTIM.

NO, FEMI MUST REMAIN THERE UNTIL THE OUSTER OF THIS REGIME. WE WANT HIM TO WITNESS, WITH HIS OWN TWO EYES, THE FIREWORKS THAT WILL BE DISPLAYED IN LAGOS.

WHEN I HEARD OF THE BOMBBLASTS AT KUJE, I WAS SO OVERJOYED. WHEN I HEARD OF NYANYA, I HIT THE ROOF. INFACT, I TREATED MY FRIENDS TO A SMALL BARBECUE TODAY AT A POPULAR HOTEL, CLOSE TO MY HOUSE. ALL I AM WAITING FOR IS THE HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE DEAD.

EverestdeBliu:
Its called intelligence. We don't need a lousy media in this fight against insurgence. There has been reported cases of military ambush,counter attacks and futile operations due to leaked info from the media making public the military's next strategy and intelligence.

NO, ITS CALLED BUSINESS. THE MEDIA IS DOMIMATED BY THE SW, WHO BELIEVE THEY HAVE A LOT TO GAIN FROM THIS GOVERNMENT. JUST LIKE IN 1981-1985, WHEN THE SW MEDIA CELEBRATED AND OVER-HYPED THE CORRUPTION IN THE SHAGARI YEARS, AND PROMOTED THE WAR EFFORTS OF THE ARMY, AGAINST THE CHADIAN REBELS, WHICH WAS HEADED BY GENERAL BUHARI. THIS LED TO GEN BUHARI BUILDING UP A FOLLOWERSHIP IN THE ARMY, WHICH GAVE THE OFFICERS IN THE NIGERIAN ARMY, THE CHOICE OF A LEADER TO HEAD THEIR GOVERNMENT. BUT, JUST LIKE NOW, THEY FAILED TO CONSIDER THAT THEY DO NOT OWN THE BUSINESS WORLD, ESPECIALLY THE SERVICE SECTOR AND TRADE SECTOR WHICH IS DOMINATED BY THE EASTERN ELEPHANTS. WITH THEIR CONTROL OF THE NERVE CENTRE OF THE ECONOMY, THE AGGRIEVED IGBOS CLAMPED DOWN ON BUSINESS ACTIVITIES, AND SO GOT THE HUNGRY PEOPLE TO THROW OUT THE GOVERNMENT, EVEN WITHOUT HELP FROM THE PRESS. SAME THING IS HAPPENING ONCE MORE, WHEN THE ACTIVITIES OF THE SECT BECOME TOO LARGE TO COVER UP, COUPLED WITH THE HARSH BUSINESS CLIMATE, NIGERIANS WILL VIOLENTLY KICK OUT THIS GOVERNMENT.

SHEKAU IF POSSIBLE, BURN ABUJA TO ASHES. LET THE PRESIDENT TURN AND TOSS IN HIS BED TONIGHT. LET AISHA CRY HER EYES OUT. SHEKAU, BRING THIS GOVERNMENT TO ITS KNEES. WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED WITH ABUJA, PLEASE TAKE A PLANE TO LAGOS AND TORCH IKEJA TO FLAMES. AMBODE, I HOPE, YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR FIRST MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE. YOUR EYES WILL SOON SEE RED.

LAGOS LOADING..........

SHEKAU, YOU ARE TRUE SON OF YOUR FATHER. I KNEW YOU WOULD NOT LET THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION GO LIKE THAT. YESTERDAY THE BOMBS IN MAIDUGURI DID NOT LIVE UP TO EXPECTATION. BUT TODAY YOU DID AN UPGRADE. PLEASE, SHEKAU GIVE THE GOVERNMENT MORE. LAGOS LOADING...............

Clerverly:
When Will Buhari Stop all these political witch hunting and face governance? The international price of Crude is on a free fall because he is yet to put in place a cabinet but he is busy witch hunting Deziani Madueke. Between how much did she even steal? This government is a Scam!

THE OP JUST LIKE HIS ROLE MODEL, DULLERLY, IS A DULL+ARD, WHO HIS PARENTS, LIKE THE MANCHESTER UNITED FC, WILL SOON REALISE HE IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES, AND SO WILL SOON OFFLOAD HIM IN A CLASS B PREMIERSHIP SIDE. IN HIS CASE IT WILL BE THE VILLAGE. IMAGINE THE OLODO USED LIVE, INSTEAD OF LEAVE. ODE!

BALLOSKI:


Same thing is on TVC news, but I don't want the 'witch-hunt' chanters to say Tinubu is after her, so held back the picture since.

LOOK AT THIS BROKE MUMU. HE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD COMMON DSTV FAMILY. HE IS SHOWING US PICS OF HIS STARTIMES DECODER. BECAUSE YOU ARE STRUGGLING IN POVERTY, YOU ARE PRAYING FOR DIEZANI's IMPRISONMENT. PULL HIM DOWN( PHD) GRADUATE.

politricks:
This just keeps getting better and better. The day this woman is sent to jail, i will kill a cow that day and invite my friends to come and eat.

THERE IS AN INTERNATIONAL CRACKDOWN ON ALL CONSERVATIVE- REPUBLICAN AGENTS. THE LIKES OF ASSAD, MUBARAK, SEPP BLATTER, LOUIS VALKE E.T.C ARE BEEN HUNTED BY THE SOCIAL DEMOCRATS AND LEFT WINGED PSYCHOPATHS. SO MRS DIEZANI IS JUST ONE OF MANY TO COME, AS THE SOCIETE INTERNATIONAL MAKE THEIR LAST PUTSCH. THEY ARE DESPERATE, AND THEIR LAST DAYS ARE UPON THEM. JUST LIKE WORLD WAR 2, THEY WILL FAIL AND THEN THOSE WHO SUPPORTED THEM, LIKE OUR DEAR PRESIDENT WILL GET A GOOD TASTE OF TRUE JUSTICE. MRS DIEZANI, WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

WHY SHOULD THE PDP, SHOW IT'S HAND NOW, WHEN THE GAME HAS JUST BEGUN. THE PDP HAVE THE LIST WITH THEM ALREADY, THEY GOT IT, EVEN BEFORE IT LEFT THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT. THEY HAVE ALREADY PUT TOGETHER A DOSSIER ON EVERY SINGLE NOMINEE. NO MATTER HOW FAR BACK THE CRIMES COMMITTED BY THE NOMINEES, THE PDP ALREADY HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF IT, AND WILL DISPENSE WITH THE INFORMATION AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME. WHOEVER THAT IS ON THAT LIST IS GOING TO CRY LIKE A LEAKY DAM. THE PDP EVEN HAS A DOSSIER ON THE PRESIDENT's CURRENT SORDID AND BRAZEN FINANCIAL MISAPPROPRIATION. LET HIM KEEP ON STEALING, LIKE IF TOMORROW WILL NEVER COME. WHEN THE TIME COMES, HE WILL VOMIT EVERY SINGLE KOBO HE HAS STOLEN FROM THE NATION's TREASURY.

ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THE PRESIDENT WILL PUT TOGETHER A LIST WHICH COMPRISES OF CHUKWUMA SOLUDO, PAT UTOMI, OBY EZEWKESILI, CHRIS NGIGE, FASHOLA, AMAECHI AND CO, FOR MINISTERIAL APPOINTMENTS IS NOTHING BUT A BIG FOOL. WHEN THE LIST IS READ ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE, EVEN LAI MOHAMMED WILL BE SHOCKED.

SHEKAU, THANK YOU FOR EXPOSING OUR USELESS PRESIDENT. PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. FORMERLY WHEN YOU WHEN SINGING POP, I WAS A CRITIC OF YOUR WORK. BUT NOW YOU HAVE SWITCHED TO R&B, I MUST SAY, I NOW ADMIRE YOUR WORK. PLEASE ATTACK AND DESTROY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. PLEASE, SHEKAU, WHEN WILL YOU COME TO LAGOS TO GIVE US A WONDERFUL CONCERT. THE LACKLUSTRE AND ARROGANT PEOPLE OF LAGOS, REALLY NEED YOUR GENRE OF MUSIC TO REVITALIZE THEIR LIFE AND MAKE THEM TO DANCE.
ALSO, FOR ALL THOSE WHO HAVE CHOSEN, TO IGNORE THE LATEST HITS OF THE GREAT SHEKAU. I PRAY YOU WILL BE SPECTATORS AND VIP TICKET HOLDERS AT SHEKAU's DEBUT IN THE SOUTH, AMEN.

WELL, OBJ, YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SMART. BOTH CLINTON AND BROWN ARE SOCIAL DEMOCRATS, SAME AS OUR PRESIDENT. THEY ALL BELONG TO THE SAME PARTY, AND SO WILL BACK EACH OTHER UP WITHOUT PROPER ANALYSIS. AND ALSO, OBJ, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW THESE, BUT YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, FOR YOU BITTEN MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW. LIKE NAPOLEON, YOUR VOICE HAS GOTTEN LOUDER, WHILE YOUR INFLUENCE HAS GOTTEN SMALLER. VERY SOON YOU WILL BE FORCIBLY RETIRED IN YOUR OWN ELBA.

AM AMAZED THAT OF THE ACTUAL 21 MAN LIST, NONE OF THE NAMES LISTED HERE IS REPLICATED ON IT. THIS LIST IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION. I CAN'T GET IF THIS IS A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE NIGERIANS OR SR MADE A MISTAKE. ABOUT 13 OR 15 NAMES ON THE ACTUAL LIST ARE OF NORTHERN EXTRACTION. WHEN THE LIST IS READ ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE, NIGERIANS WILL LEARN WHAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE.

I WANT TO GIVE A BIG SHOUTOUT TO THE ARMY CHIEF, GENERAL BURUTAI, THE PRESIDENT, THE ARMY SPOKESMAN AND ALL THOSE WHO TOLD US THE BOKO HARAM SECT HAS BEEN DEFEATED. I WANT TO WISH THEM A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, ON BEHALF OF THE SCORES OF SOULS WHICH WERE WASTED TODAY, DUE TO THE ARROGANCE AND INCOMPETENCE OF OUR GOVERNMENT. MY SHOUTOUT WON'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT GIVING A TWALE TO THE ONE AND ONLY VP DWARF, PROF OSINBAJO, WHO MADE US UNDERSTAND THAT BOMBS WERE FOR MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS ALIKE. MR VP, I LISTENED TO THE RIDICULOUS INTERVIEW YOU HAD TODAY ON THE PLATFORM, WHICH WAS HOSTED BY THE COVENANT CHURCH. PROF WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE 5K ALLOWANCE YOU PROMISED US. PLEASE DON'T TAKE TOO LONG, AND ALSO, PLEASE PASS ON MY CONDOLENCES TO THE JAGABAN FOR ME. I HEARD HE WAS ADMITTED INTO THE ER, AFTER SARAKI AND THE BBON( BIG BOYS OF NIGERIA) FLOORED AND DESTROYED HIS DEFT MOVES. BABA, THERE ARE WORSE DAYS AHEAD, SO PLEASE SAVE YOUR STRENGTH. AND FINALLY I WISH THE ARMY SERVICE CHIEFS, THE PRESIDENT, HIS VICE, THE APC GOVERNMENT, THE APC PARTY, AND MOST ESPECIALLY, THEIR E- MEDIA TEAM( NGENEUKWENU, PASSING SHOT, GBAWE, OMENKA) A HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

A EVEN FAR BETTER NEWS REPORT IS THE MULTIPLE BOMBBLASTS IN MADIGURI. LOOK AT HOW THOSE NICE BOYS OF BOKO HARAM ARE CAUSING HAVOC AND ARE ABOUT TO BRING THE GOVERNMENT TO ITS KNEES. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SHEKAU.

SHEKAU I WANT TO USE THIS MEDIUM TO THANK YOU FOR THIS INDEPENDENCE DAY GIFT. I EXPECTED SOMETHING MORE GRAND, BUT WELL THIS WILL DO. IMAGINE, ON SUNRISE DAILY ON CHANNELSTV, ONE IDI+OTIC APC LOVER CALLED CAPTAIN UMAR, WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE THREAT OF BOKO HARAM, AND THE ALLEGED VIDEO SHOWING SUSPECTED BOKO HARAM MEMBERS CELEBRATING SALLAH, THE MUMU SAID AND I QUOTE" THE BOKO HARAM CAN HAVE THEIR FUN, THEIR SALLAH CELEBRATIONS, BUT WHEN WE GET THEM, THEY WILL LEARN". ANOTHER MUMU ON THE SAME TV SHOW, CHIPPED IN AND SAID " THE ALLEGED VIDEO COULD HAVE BEEN STAGED". MAYBE THIS ATTACK WAS ALSO STAGED, ACCORDING TO THE MUMU. WITH THE WAY THE ARMY AND GOVERNMENT HAVE CHOSEN TO DOWNPLAY THE ACTIVITIES AND THREAT OF THE SECT, WE ALL SHOULD BE VERY AFRAID. MY ONLY BEEF WITH THE SECT, IS THAT THEY HAVE NOT YET STRUCK ABUJA OR THE APC. IF THEY CAN STRIKE AN APC CONVENTION, AND BRING THE HOUSE DOWN LIKE SAMSON DID TO THE PHILISTINES, I WOULD BE VERY GLAD.
AN OBA WAS KIDNAPPED TODAY, AND NOW THIS ATTACK, SHEKAU THANK YOU. YOU HAVE TURNED THIS DAY INTO A VERY FANTASTIC AND WONDERFUL ONE. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MR PRESIDENT.

WHEN OLU FALAE WAS KIDNAPPED, I CAME ON THIS FORUM AND GAVE A STERN WARNING TO THE YORUBA RACE, ON A GRAND PLOT TO TERRORISE, ABDUCT AND MAIM THEIR LEADERS, TRADITIONAL RULERS AND ELDERS. I ADVOCATED FOR A STRICT SECURITY PROTOCOL FOR THE SURVEILLANCE AND PROTECTION OF THEIR LEADERS. BUT INSTEAD OF HEEDING MY WARNING, I WAS RIDICULED AND CALLED ALL SORTS OF NAMES. NOW THE CHICKEN HAS COME HOME TO ROOST. YORUBAS GOOD MORNING

Gbawe:
The point is that it is not factually incorrect for anyone to say Onu is from Abia State especially because Abia State, which Onu led, still exists today. You see my point now?

THIS INDIVIDUAL HAS BEEN A FRAUDSTER AND LIAR SINCE DAY 1 TILL THIS DAY. HE WILL NEVER CHANGE HIS WAYS.

AM AMAZED THAT OF THE ACTUAL 21 MAN LIST, NONE OF THE NAMES LISTED HERE IS REPLICATED ON IT. THIS LIST IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION. I CAN'T GET IF THIS IS A DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE NIGERIANS OR SR MADE A MISTAKE. ABOUT 13 OR 15 NAMES ON THE ACTUAL LIST ARE OF NORTHERN EXTRACTION. WHEN THE LIST IS READ ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE, NIGERIANS WILL LEARN WHAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE.

PRECISELY, THE SPEECH BY THE PRESIDENT WAS DRAB AND UNINTELLIGENT. IT WAS EMPTY AND AMBIGUOUS. THE MOST IMPORTANT FACETS OF OUR NATION WERE NOT DISCUSSED. THE PRESIDENT CHOSE TO IGNORE THE ECONOMY, DUE TO THE ABSENCE OF ECONOMIC ADVISERS OR AN ECONOMIC TEAM. HE WILL NEGLECT IT TILL THE ECONOMY STARTS TO ASK US SERIOUS QUESTIONS.

ABOUT 13 NAMES ON THAT LIST ARE NORTHERN. NGIGE IS NOT ON THE LIST, I REPEAT NGIGE IS NOT ON THE LIST. WHEN THE LIST IS READ ON THE FLOOR OF THE SENATE, WE WILL ALL COME TO START THE REAL ANALYSIS, NOT THIS FEAST OF MADNESS