haibe:
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we
buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other
things being equal, what is the expected price of
petrol per litre?
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who
doesn't know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is d answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so
our change formular is;
If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27
Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate?
Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market
woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE

GMB TILL 2023

queebeediva:
Where is the pics amebo?

Juliaann:
hahajajahahahah make I laugh small

Deefuray:
No 1, 3 and 5 is a huge turn off for me
Infact all sef

AbdulAdam56:
Boko haram again?
God help us and overcome this bh boys.
And where is GEJ?

Abdgafarplenty:


Do you queue yo pay school fee, to fill your form, to pay any dues

Abdgafarplenty:
all this on Nah long story, if you wanna loose weight fast just try the following steps

1. Apply for JAMB

2. Choose FUNAAB

3. Pray yo God to grant you admission

4. Just queue for MANCOT ( Funaab shuttle) just for a week you'll slim considerably

honjohnbright:
Believe me bro, it will take God's intervention to achieve a unified Nigeria. An average African is tribalistic else why would they sell their fellow Africans for slavery. And the Whites are banking on this discord to consolidate their supremacy. There's strength in unity. For those gullible people who proposes dissolution. Can they tell us d reason for d Rivers, Edo n Ekiti house of Assembly since they believe d North is a problem? Not until every citizens direct their thinking to a positive direction can we get it right.

sexynabila:
tnx

sexynabila:
let me open d show

EroticAngelina:
*blushing* i have hips, but nt as big n wide as toolz's own.

EroticAngelina:
I luv this lady! she's beautiful, endowned and intelligent. nice figure.
op, that's not wetness! that's probably the clothes" design there. stop being nawtie

spicy244:




Do u mean to say thread? SMH for some guyz in dis country. Na useless form dem go dey form up n down

chimerase2:
Ur number 7 dealth with self-centredness hope amu correct with dat grammatical eluelu

**talking to ma self I dn suppose don use dat amu do new year revolution...nna eh**

Pls op kowaciate and expanciate but dnt narrowciate it

benromeo39:
1) staunch Muslims are the best suicide bombers, how do you think they are brainwashed?

Staunch jews? You have to get your research done, everybody might not believe in Jesus christ, but majority of people believe in heaven.

Heaven is not necessarily a place to most people, there isn't much written about it anywhere, most people see it as eternal peace after death or a place of comfort only those who lived fulfilled lives can enter.

As for the staunch catholics, you are wrong, catholics these days are even hybrids, they pray with violence unlike a decade ago where they be like "oh blessed Mary comfort and guide us" in a slow and rhythmic tone.

They believe in heaven, try to attend any catholic church.

2) it is impossible to have the same hypothesis about two sides of the same thing, be it reflection, refraction, a coin, or even heaven and hell.

These questions are easy to answer because everything that was, that is and that will be has been documented in the journal of creation and life; the bible.

Asking you to start studying from genesis to revelation is punishment, use online bibles, they are faster and more effective.

Alex12G: Even if you happened to be a member of my family, I would criticize you if you do not do well at a particular time. And also I would surely commend you when you are inform. This type of criticism has nothing to do with tribal sentiment. Enyeama should be more exposed than this type of comment from him.

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI SENT GUY WITH ILLUMATI DRESS. WILL ROT LIKE OBAMA SOUL MICROCHIP IN FIRE OF LOVE ORE WITH EARTH SOUL HUMAN FOR SEXY LIFE.

speeder: Whats so special about the minister of finance of a country without a currency suggesting the name of a currency to be use? Owk, were they waiting for Ojukwu, a militarian to give the name?