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Car TalkRe: Women Driving; How Cool Are You With It? by hitleraldof(m): 11:32am On May 21, 2017
breadandbutter:
I wish Nigeria will ban women from driving and elections just like Saudi Arabia. I'm not a fan of women in many ways. They are too petty and mostly rude with their sense of entitlement on the road. Women ought to be relegated and made to wear hijab 24/7 angry
....and how many quotes do you want today
when you woke up what was your target nairaland quotes 30?50? or 100?
PropertiesRe: Two Nigerians In Dublin Fight Their Landlord Who Wanted To Evict Them (Video) by hitleraldof(m): 6:23pm On May 17, 2017
Funlord2:
NCAN elite sniper division commander reporting for active duty on this fine ladies night evening sir!


Hmm...Live from Dublin it seems we are witnessing some sort of diaspora motor park agberoism for no just cause by a couple of our jaguda youth!


Good lord...I just caught the name DAMI?

Unfortunately the culprits today seem to be representing our sophisticated amala munching, ipob hating, owambe loving fellow nigerians from the south western forest region.. the afonjigeddys.....So sad!

grin
read that in my best military voice.... Disclaimer ::am not a member of NCAN o... I just find the whole NCAN stuff funny ni.....just wait till one non Nigerian insults Nija and you will see you too you are not really into NCAN outside the fun part
PoliticsRe: Saraki, Politicians Queue To Shake Goodluck Jonathan At IBB's Daughter's Wedding by hitleraldof(m): 8:38am On May 14, 2017
KehnnyCares:
grin grin grin Baba av being here for long and I know how madly some wailers are sir.
We gonna deal with them all, just the way Spartacus deal with Rome grin grin And the way Buhari deal with Nnamdi Kunnu sorry Kanu grin
.....you do realize Spartacus was killed by Rome(forget the series bro too much exaggerations) and that Buhari is so sick he can't even rule for one week..... now ask yourself who is dealing with who
CelebritiesRe: Lanre Gentry Remanded In Prison For Battering Mercy Aigbe by hitleraldof(m): 7:29pm On May 09, 2017
Chiefpriest1:
Just look at the person above. What kind of mindset is this? And this is a woman o!

So, because she doesn't want to be a single mother , she should stay and get killed?

You are one of Nigeria's problems. She wasn't beaten. So, she broke her own skull?

Do you read at all? Haven't you heard the confirmation from Lagos state government about how she was vomiting blood? Or she bribed or slept with the government too?
Baba go and sit down...na today we start dey forge doctors report for naijahuh...... see Mercy just have big boys sugar daddies that's all..... her Oga money has run out she is looking for the next maga .....all these Yoruba movies actresses no class only fine faces no wonder they can't cross over to the main stream
CelebritiesRe: Boston Roland: "I Had Sex With Mercy Aigbe Severally, I Have Pictures" by hitleraldof(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2017
Softorgasm:
whether she was cheating with you is not a problem and its not a thing to be worried about, because every man that wants to get married to a female celebrity must know that she will cheat on him once in a while..
its the norm all over the earth for no female celebrity is a saint..
But what the world won't tolerate is domestic violence..
dude at times I wonder how I share same planet with some people....... in which world can cheating ever be justifiedhuh?? forget that Mercy woman when lanre was spoiling her with money she did not mind the beatings and his insanely piss poor grammar.... all of a sudden money done dey finish she wants to form #abusedandspeakingout......she is making a mockery of women in real abusive relationships that they can't get out of...... make she go yansh down...
and guy abeg never say cheating is justified Abah na, Maka why kwanu........... dude if my wife should cheat on me she should pray I don't find out if I do I go "BEAT" am beat her papa beat her mama join if I vex self I beat her village king.... their father
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Drags Two Large Snakes On The Street Of Zimbabwe In Broad Daylight (Photos) by hitleraldof(m): 5:30pm On May 08, 2017
WIZGUY69:
You are not a man wink
......STFU
RomanceRe: Jilted Man Destroys His Iphone 7 After He Got Drunk (Video) by hitleraldof(m): 7:16am On May 08, 2017
momentusjay:
It's a pity two loss,more reason to stay away from any form of intoxicating substance
Ifa hear intoxicating substance.. .the only thing the dude should stay away from is hopeless ladies who instead if going to hustle for money will leach unto a guy and make him love them only to play around with someones emotions..... thunder wey go fire that girl dey blacksmith office..... imagine if the poor guy had committed suicide... Mtchewwwwwwwsswwwswwwwwww the thing dey pain me... I don take am personal
SportsRe: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by hitleraldof(m):
decatalyst:
Omo oko ti n di opomulero.

Correct guy that doesn't deny his root and he is quick to even associate his success to his root. That's a man!

Not some set of people...because of their travails with "breakaway" they claim their root is in the middle East undecided

Nigeria will be better and great sooner than expected. Amen.
bia this Yoruba boy... the Yoruba tribe should not even dare to colonize Joshua... it will not work... the ogbeni belongs to everybody and to all of us........ lol
RomanceRe: She Called Me "Fvck Boy" And I Did This 2 Her by hitleraldof(m): 6:34pm On Mar 01, 2017
dude how many grams did you smoke today
Pls pm me your supplier's number
NYSCRe: Bayelsa Corper Valentine Dies Few Days To Valentine's Day (Photos) by hitleraldof(m):
KennedyNwaodu:
Meet Corper Valentine That Just Died Few Days To Valentine.

We became friends in camp, later we got posted to the same PPA and inevitably became roommates. You said you were going to town to buy one or two things, but Valentine Umeh! You never made it back to our Corpers' Lodge. The speed boat Corper Valentine was inside capsized and he didn't survive just because NYSC couldn't provide Life Jacket for most of us serving in remote Islands here in Bayelsa.

14th February should have been your Birthday, and you said you were gonna turn our Corpers Lodge upside down with so much fun but now you are no more. RIP my friend... Corper Valentine Umeh #KoolGuy #MyFriend #MyRoommate #UniAbujaGraduate #GreatEconomist #Kennedyisgonnamissu4life.
PhonesRe: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by hitleraldof(m): 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2016
Psychodavidovic:
Infinix hot 4 ..

XOS 2.0 based on Android 6.0 marshmallow ..
bros pls reply my pm....id like to chat with you abt your phone biko ejo
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Nwosu To Wed Uzochukwu Anyiam (Photos) by hitleraldof(m): 3:59pm On Oct 07, 2016
Pidggin:
Sometimes I wonder what kind of homes some people come from, clearly some were raised on the streets
his opinion, you don't like it, suck a fruit
FamilyRe: Is It A Good Idea To Change Simcard After Wedding? by hitleraldof(m): 10:31pm On Oct 04, 2016
steppin:
Are you that insecure?
he gave his opinion. Give yours and stop attacking him.....
for me sha change sim, no change sim,an olosho remains an olosho...a relationship should be built on respect and trust not our over hyped love.
PoliticsRe: Today In Nigerian History: 29th July by hitleraldof(m): 9:42am On Jul 30, 2016
Ahmedhussain3463:
bt u dnt cry wen u remember dt of 1966 jan 15 led by southeasterners dt killed akintola,tafawa balewa and sir ahmadu bello abi?
taa!! Go and read your history.......major Nzeogwu's claim to being igbo was his blood.he was born in kaduna,brought up in kaduna,spoke Hausa perfectly and hardly knew a word of igbo...the coup did not succeed because colonel Ojukwu stoped it from spreading to Kano and General Ironsi took charge in Lagos.... Gen. Ironsi was a military man not our new crop of political military men and as such made alot of political blunders bt did not deserve his own military boys turning on him...remember the first coup was against a civilian government and was praised and heralded in all parts of Nigeria that Ironsi was scared of touching Nzeogwu and even had him locked up in northern Nigeria....bro we are educated lets call a spade a spade and move on with building or peaceful disintegrating Nigeria...
EventsRe: Edo Bride Vs. Yoruba Bride : Who Did It Better??? by hitleraldof(m): 12:27pm On Jul 19, 2016
HenryDion:
Am igbo but i will go for the Edo bride. My Igbo sister shouldn't have bleach.
. huhhuhhuhhuh undecided what is this one sayinghuh
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Reveals “Smartest States” In Nigeria by hitleraldof(m): 10:52am On Jun 21, 2016
phemmyutd:
Then Ben Bruce is not smart by sitting his business headquarter in an UN-SMART state like Lagos.
Lagos is a no mans land...dats all
SportsRe: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by hitleraldof(m): 4:42pm On May 24, 2016
khattab02:
lol.... grin




Actually some comments by some Nigerians got me cracking than what those uniformed britishers thinks. grin grin



Even if he hasn't played for Nigeria, I don't think he can to the Euros because.. He was not born in England nor are his parents from there.
he can ...browse on adan januzaj . if he played as a youth player I eir league en he is available for call up
SportsRe: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by hitleraldof(m): 4:38pm On May 24, 2016
benedictnsi:
Lol.... That's what you get when you are not a pure English man
dude reallyhuhhuh
ihanacho has been capped for Nigeria so he can't play for England..
maybe u should stick to commenting on topics u are informed abt. ..seriously
NYSCRe: ABIA A16 Stream1 Let's Meet Here by hitleraldof(m): 1:02pm On Apr 25, 2016
wandeykul:
You can lie for africa,u were only right about the keke issue.
alryt so hw do i get to camp rm umahia tower
NYSCRe: ABIA A16 Stream1 Let's Meet Here by hitleraldof(m): 11:31pm On Apr 22, 2016
MrKong:
You have all been fuccked....congratulations! grin
bia explain yaself
NYSCRe: ABIA A16 Stream1 Let's Meet Here by hitleraldof(m): 10:10am On Apr 22, 2016
Jos to abia...pm me ur number
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 10th April 2016 by hitleraldof(m): 7:34pm On Apr 10, 2016
May all our enemies be as confused as louise van gaal and may the jass on the glazer brothers be on our bosses like and share for amens
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Defiled Linda Ikeji's Photos by hitleraldof(m): 2:00am On Apr 04, 2016
praxisnetworks:
and linda is? don't draw d first blood if you can't stand the heat that follows.... meanwhile linda is just a cyber-bully
dude linda is a blogger...she makes money by putting dirt on celebs...wiz should face his music jor,if i.m him i ll just wait 4 her to lie then sue her for xter defamation
LiteratureRe: The Memoirs Of A Dying Man(election Violence) by hitleraldof(op): 10:33pm On Mar 22, 2016
For the world of me I can't even begin to imagine what made me do it. What made me grab her hand when she reached for the results sheet. I had stood by unable to run while every other person in the polling unit took to their heels as soon as the hilux filled with armed men drove in. I stood transfixed as they smashed the card reader, I stood in trance as they grabbed the ballot box filled with caste votes. I saw my hands moving tried to stop it but it had a mind of its own and it grabbed her as she reached for the results sheet. Funny, I wasn't trying to be brave no it was nothing of such. I guess it makes for a nice psychological case study- things our body does when our mind takes a break.LOL
She- the only female among them-simply brushed off my hand, folded up the sheet and put it in my breast pocket saying "shey na your papa property, oya I dash you".
The pain, I'm shot, it hurts so much. I can't even think. All my mind projects is the pain. I can't say which of them shot me . Was it her? the driver?probably one of the other men,the one with the amulet I suppose. It hurts, I'm just another John Doe caught in the web of political ambitions. It hurts, her smile when she put it in my pocket, the sound of their hilux leaving, the sound of............ .......................The End
LiteratureThe Memoirs Of A Dying Man(election Violence) by hitleraldof(op): 10:30pm On Mar 22, 2016
THE MEMOIRS OF A DYING MAN
We've been told that Everyday we wake up brings us closer to our grave. But what if you were to know the exact time,place and moment of your death. What if you are lying down In a pool if your own blood--dying.
Well now you get the picture. I was shot-at close range with a 9mm semi automatic pistol-and I'm lying on the floor with ballot papers strewn around me. And ignore that crap they say about seeing your whole life flashing in front of you. All I can think about is how it hurts. It hurts so bad.
Am I afraid of dying? Who cares,I am dying that's all that matters. Greatest regret? Right now I would say getting shot. Maybe if I taught properly, maybe if I am not on the floor-thinking about how much it hurts,maybe if my eyes are not blinded by this red hot pain then maybe I would regret something different like not having a baby or not asking out a hot girl I liked or any such frivolity. But no. No maybes for me. Who would tell my story, who would weep for me. A life cut in its prime.
How does it feel? Imagine someone stabs you with a knife. Imagine that first pain when the knife penetrates your skin,now multiply it a thousand times. That's how I feel. My mind is on overdrive-I can't focus. The pain, o the pain. It seems to be the one thing my mind can latch on. Maybe if I am not so consumed by the pain then I would be angry. Infuriated with the thugs that shot me. No! angry with myself.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Shares Stage With Dolapo Osinbajo, Vp's Wife (photos) by hitleraldof(m): 11:00am On Mar 11, 2016
irunooboo:
[size=13pt]What kind of english will the i.diot speak when she is a confirmed stark illiterate? I hope she is saving enough money to build a container shop for her slice bread business because that is where i see her ending up. Useless opportunistic illiterate undecided[/size]
too much hate....nne(nna) you need jesus
PoliticsRe: Achebe And Soyinka At Dodan Barracks In 1986 To Beg IBB To Spare Vatsa by hitleraldof(m): 2:03pm On Feb 12, 2016
cuvox:
before Achebe and Soyinka turned enemies
nairaland tribal war has washed your brain
Nairaland GeneralRe: How The Rich & The Less Rich Brush Their Teeth (Photo) by hitleraldof(m): 8:23pm On Feb 11, 2016
cheesy
Holywizard:
anytime i wanna brush my teeth... i'd just suck my girl's puszy & use her cum as toothpaste.


My teeth is as white as russian snow
to think your mama dey somewhere dey happy day she born boy grin
Holywizard:
anytime i wanna brush my teeth... i'd just suck my girl's puszy & use her cum as toothpaste.


My teeth is as white as russian snow
to think your mama dey somewhere dey happy day she born boy rofl
PoliticsRe: Is Obasanjo Trying To Take Over SW Political Leadership From Tinubu? by hitleraldof(m): 11:09am On Feb 06, 2016
Arch1:
Olusegun Obasanjo was a former Head of State and Civilian President of Nigeria. Bola Tinubu was a Former Governor. Both are Yorubas and Political titans in the South West nay Nigeria.

Worry less about them. Your concern should be about Nnamdi Kanu, the greatest man in Igboland who is currently incarcerated in an under ground dungeon at Kuje prison, eating watery beans and awaiting a death sentence
nnamdi kanu is a relative nobody in southeast....late 2015 I had to goggle him becus I knew basically nothing about him.......imagine if a relatively Igbo unknown could put Nigeria on her hunches imagine what will happen if a real titan is treated that way.
CelebritiesRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush? by hitleraldof(m):
1)Juliet Ibrahim
2)Christina Milan
3)Queen nwokeukwu
4)Queeneth Hilbert
5)Carmen luvana (my ss2 crush)
6)Dascha Polanco (a newcomer)
PoliticsRe: 20 Quotes Of Evil Leaders by hitleraldof(m): 12:46pm On Dec 23, 2015
ZUBY77:
So to your warped useless malfunctioning brain, Mugabe is an evil leader.
he must have copy pasted from one western site...am surprised that Gaddafi is absent
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React To Lai Mohammed's Comments On The Economy by hitleraldof(m): 6:36am On Dec 14, 2015
okolochyke:
The OP and other Ekpa people can continue to deceive themselves

Facebook has over 1 billion users globally

Nigerian Facebook users are well over 20 million. You cannot put up 20 comments and tell us that it represents the feelings of Nigerians

It is even more ridiculous when 90% of those making the comments are from one section of the country.

Those people do not represent the majority of Nigerians. This is a fact.

The majority of Nigerians are still trying to take in the enormity of the corruption that took place under Jonathan.

The people complaining here are most likely Ipob youths who do not like Nigeria anyway.
does that not represent your feelingshuh?because I couldn't have expressed mine better than they did

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