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BlacSmit:
I hate when people feel they know something when they know nothing.

He should use this same theory to explain why China isn't poor,,,

Corruption is the Major reason Nigerians are poor.

my friend China controlled its population to the point they had to imprison and deny basic amenities to people with more than two children.... it got to a point that economist forecasted that in the near future China would have almost 80percent aging population... they are now begging their citizens to give birth..
I hate when unenlightened people attack those that know and get likes and shares from their fellow illiterates...

WaffenSS:


What's hasty, reporting that a huge stash of foreign currency was nabbed from 2 people who clearly do not own the money and whose story doesn't really jive?

I like to live in a society where suspicious acts are made news.

You people are just backward and belong to the stone age

how is that suspicious... banks move money like that all the time.. all EFCC has done is to make these carriers susceptible to robbery.. they try to be as surreptitious as possible.. the mere mention of Union bank and bankers warehouse should have made the Efcc tread with more caution and atleast kept the arrest under wraps till the men's claims are substantiates or proven wrong

ozeepresh:
Happy Sunday guys.
Please medical professionals in the house and members of nairaland ... What's the remedy for a very painful and bloody defecation or excretion
PS, This has been the case for over 3months and she has taken drugs for constipation but there has been no change
What do you recommend??

Mods......abeg do the needful... It's urgent

hi....read this and im so happy i can help... suffered this for three years... hurts like hell.... cure is extremely simple.. took everything possible... when i discovered the cure i was so pissed eh... any new Mother knows the cure... your person has anal fissure... its a tear in the anus that wont heal cause it keeps reopening with each toilet.... just get boiling water pour in a bucket add salt and dettol.... sit on the bucket and let the steam seep in.... p.s should be done immediately after pooing as its when the wound just reopened...

TheOdd1sOut:
as if the phone will help me fly.
It will just be like any other phone

worse it will be heavy. and a serious security risk

jamariwolf:
Fine men. The last one to the left with nice lips. I'm wetting myself already

....ermmmn I don't get where you are coming from

I find this so disrespectful and intrusive.... I can bet all my money that the girl in question never permitted anyone to use her as a "social media inspiration story"....these bloggers and cheap news... do real journalism.. leave gossip and go into investigative journalism that is what grows a country and improves transparency and accountability...... Poor girl doing her side hustle probably to raise pocket money and slay next term and you here doing bad market....

Turetalk:
1. Listen, anyone can say something like, “Oh, I’m so wet right now.” That’s for amateurs! Instead, lean in and whisper seductively, “Is this Sea World?” Be sure to really drag it out though. Seaaaaaa Worrrlddddd.

2. When someone asks you, “What do you want?” make sure you take at least 30 minutes to an hour before you respond because that’s a very thoughtful question.

3. It’s scientifically proven that nobody can resist a Steve Carell impression (à la Gru from Despicable Me). So please use this to your advantage. Bust out that vaguely Eastern European accent and watch the magic unfold. *this right here’s a panty dropppaaaaa*

4. Mention your ex as soon as you get naked because this makes you seem COOL and CONFIDENT!!!!

5. Sexting before the actual SEXING gets started? Perfect. Message your boothang, “I can’t wait to see you tonight *wink emoji*” followed by this photo. It will tantalize them.

6. Always be vocal about what you enjoy! “YOGA! READING BOOKS. YES YES YES! I LOVE FROZEN YOGURT!!!!!”

7. Eye contact can be so sensual during dirty talk. But you know what else is sensual? Preordering the new romance novel from Bachelor host Chris Harrison. MMMMMM.

8. Dick. Cock. Pussy. Kitty. NO — ALL OVERDONE. TOO MAINSTREAM. Penis = eggplant. Vagina = cookie monster. You’re welcome.

9. People claim “I want you” is one of the sexiest things to hear. NOT TRUE. Put on the original Muppets movie! That song Kermit and Fozzie Bear sing together in the car? SO HAWT.

10. Recite your grocery list in a very deep voice.

11. Recite your grocery list again, but this time do it like Nicki Minaj would. With those monster type voices and occasionally throw in a “YOOOOOO!”

12. Tell them nobody fucking parallel parks quite like they do. INSTANT BONER.

13. Interrupt the fun to quickly call your mom back. This isn’t exactly dirty talk, but it shows how caring and thoughtful you are. And that’s supaaaaa sexy!!!

14. Just cry. No explanation needed.

15. Seriously. Cry.

16. Are you crying though? Because tears act as a natural aphrodisiac. Kind of like lobster.

17. Say, “I love you, Ryan.” Doesn’t really matter if his/her name is Ryan. It’ll work.

18. Do a dramatic reading of 50 Shades Of Grey, but in a chipmunk voice to really heighten the sexual tension.

19. Repeat after me: “I love having sex with you.” But don’t say this to your partner. Say this to your hand. You wanna play hard to get, okay?

20. Look them in the eyes and sweetly say, “You look like my cousin.”

21. Say, “watch this!” and start making out with your hand in front of them.

22. Slip your hand the tongue. It shows what you can do.

23. Refer to yourself in the third person. And then just start calling yourself Mama. If they seem into it, immediately switch and call yourself Daddy. KEEP THEM GUESSING!

24. Ask if you can play Fifth Harmony while you hook up.

25. Sing Oliva Newton John’s “Physical” the entire time you hook up. Don’t stop. Don’t. Stop….Unless they tell you to stop because you should always respect what makes your partner comfortable, ok? Chill.


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Benita27:
I can't put that smelling thing on my face.

Just watch as guys with smelling sperm will start quoting with shìt.

Modified. Naija guys and lies. If you say your sperm doesn't smell, please when next you cum; try to smell it. That thing smells but it's natural.

....its not an unpleasant smell jor..... mine smells like toasted bread...... I don't know about the taste.... I may taste it next time (yeah I'm weird like that)

HannahHitler:
op post tips for how I can be a billionaire this year please. with that I can buy a husband..

and madam when did I wife you na
why will you steal my surname just like that

Mynd44:
I am not marrying because I want children if that is the reason, I can just knock up my landlord's daughter; it is that easy.

I believe marriage should be because you share a deep connection with the person you are marrying and you want to go to bed each day beside them, you want to wake up to their smiles daily, you know that your life will be easier, better and lot more comfortable with that spcial person.

If children come, good. If not, fine, we will still have ourselves.

Besides, there is always an option of adoption

in your mind............ it is easy to come online and rant real life is way different.....all these under 18s the child in the back does not know that the journey is far...

tosyne2much:
These ones are end time goats oooo.. Anyway, the Bible already predicted that you will see goats climbing NEPA pole when the world is going to an end oooo

Lalasticlala, abeg come and see ooo

bro that's evolution in process...notice the absence of vegetation in the pictures
makes me wonder why giraffes didn't learn to climb trees instead of developing long necks

KahlDrogo:
Quoted for future reference. Hehehehe.


With the way some posters are justifying what he said, I'm very sure if Nnamdi Kanu tells them they are bastards and their parents Orang Utans, they'd tell us how so right he is.

This is a classic definition of a Zombie.

Nnamdi Kanu can NEVER BE WRONG.

bro Kana spoke like the average Igbo man... Zik and his cohorts were busy playing politics while the civil war was on. they sabotaged the war efforts because Ojukwu did not include them(they were part of the corrupt system and did not speak up when Igbos where killed in the north)... The Igbo race has no reverence for Zik we treat his legacy with indifference...... Ojukwu though he was not active or able to influence Nigerian politics after the Civil war is considered as a far better ideal of an Igbo leader(remember at one point before and even after the Civil war Ojukwu was a great proponent of one Nigeria)
The Igbos are not saying our leaders should be extremely region specific like Awo and our Northern politicians but that the should be more like Obansenjo who knew where to draw the line(equal balance or nationalism and regionalism)

forreelinc:
gals still look at body? Hmmm I'm curious

Babeeee Come to Papa lol(i can't believe I typed this)

gkdd

hardeycute:
I believe OP is a Barca or Man UTD fan,no more dubious goals.

Do you watch basketball or tennis matches?

VAR will and has come to stay, FIFA is working towards having a FAIR PLAY.

Haba how will you compare the speed on football to table tennis and basketball ..and yes am a Proud Red Devil (lol)...... football is about spontaneity VAR will ruin our after match arguments and spoil rivalries who wants perfection... not me

Ehiscotch:

LOL. FIFA RULES are constantly reviewed & they thought it wise that the arm (hand) of a player cannot legally score a goal therefore a player should not be flagged offside if his arm is ahead of the last defender.
Try to learn everyday, what do I gain from showing off?
But if you are still in doubt: GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.

Oga the point is the post is not about offside rules it's about VAR .You can create your own tread about offside rules and we will come and comment.... if you don't have an opinion about VAR then pretend you did not see the post.

Segadem:
it's like u didn't watch just concluded FIFA U20? Video Assistant Referee is to judge controversial goal not all the goals

I watched FIFA u20 with style. I would say 70% of football goals are controversial.The constant pause will ruin the fun and most of us watch football for the controversy. This new guy at FIFA are over doing It go and read about their proposed amendments from 30mins halfs to time pausing, football as we know it is about to be ruined

Ehiscotch:
To clear your wrong assertion, the finger or arm of a player is no longer considered to be able to keep a player offside.

bro are you kidding me abi you now write your own FIFA rules..... shakes my head for you Mr oversabi reply to the issue of the tread stop showing yourself

I was not opportune to watch the first two games of the on going confed so I swore nothing will stop me from watching the Chile vs Cameroon game... Naturally I was rooting for the African champions but half way into the first half I switched alliance because Cameroon had set up to defend- me I cannot come and support nonsense when no be Naija dey play- towards the end of the first half, Chile scored a goal any ref would have given, the players celebrated, me I was waiting for the ball to be taken to the center line but the ref hesitated he was not consulting with his linesman who did not raise his flag against the goal he was consulting with a whole new concept "a video referee " for the world of me who expects football to be so perfect that a finger or the front of a boot would rule a beautiful goal as offside. Similarly in the second half when Chile scored the third goal of the match to go up by three goals the same contraption was consulted to decide on the goal.... you could see the anticipation on the faces of the players, the joy of the goal had given way to anticipation that when it was finally given the players did not celebrate.
Video referee is an enigma on the beautiful game it sucks the joy out of football which should be a spontaneous game, most times a referee ended up spicing up an otherwise boring game with his hit and miss decisions....... football fans do not expect perfection we expect honesty the ref is allowed to make honest non bias mistakes. To me the video ref Is an NO... What's your own opinion

Enoquin:
"Evans, you are a very wicked man. See what you have done to your family. This is judgement time"

And you call him a journalist?

"But he was an experienced crime editor, with decades of experience, risking it all just to get his scoop.
"
Nigerian journalism is a sham we can't even differentiate between gossip blogs and serious news agents

LionDeLeo:
He is weeping that he is being held among “common poor criminals”, The Nation learnt yesterday.


Can you imagine this flat headed bastard of a kidnapper?

Crying for being kept among common criminals? Wtf.

Not his fault.

A wild carnivore that should be fleeced alive is crying for being kept in the midst of pick pockets?

Haba bro you should know better atleast you have a b.sc (I guess) Nigerian journalists are crap they did not even quote any source... they are milking the story jor do you think who he is in prison with is one of his problems right now.... after all this media trial this man may just be let off in the law court on minor technicalities (esp the obvious sign of torture).

Kathmandu:
osibanjo and eye service

why are we attacking the Nigerian government na....they are yet to release any official statement saying that they boycotted the meeting... let's give them the benefit of doubt

Evablizin:
lols i've been on low key since 2015,it's time to join the crew.

join well o......

Evablizin:
lols,you don't mean it

who is this girl..... all of a sudden you are everywhere... any post tat hits front page Evablizin must comment.... hiya

ChiefSweetus:
For none of those reasons should you hit your partner, except self defence.

If my wife has grown wings enough to slap me, It means she has also grown enough strength to withstand my subsequent UPPERCUT cos best believe tha bïtch gonna catch dem handzzzzzz!!.

pride and filial peity and you chose pride.... so you value your ego over your mum nawaoo.
Slap me? her village Chief will have to beg uf we are to come back together.... slap my mother? her village priest will officiate her funeral

beautiful232:
No matter what a woman does,it's so wrong to hit her,instead walk away pls

touch my mama see na
we will both "went away ".........no matter how she craze reach that mama part is were I'll cure her madness but any other thing even cheating(God forbid) I'll walk away other actions follow

amjustme2:
I have seen Iwobi,
Forget the diving on Saturday, Moses deserves to be on list for this game.

Oga Moses is resting na haba he had a stressful season..... The fatigue was evident against Arsenal.

NegeduGrace:
This Laura self just get chicken brain, if is new like this it's always sweet but going far na dey we go know. .I believe he had said this same words he is saying to Laura to this woman before **moral lesson is,don't count your eggs before they hatch*go ask toke,tonto n the rest.

do you think being a witch is only when you sit in front of a mirror and harm others? No my dear, when you wish someone evil and you are pained when they are succeeding that my dear is witchcraft...... show us your own eggs madam dinosaur brain

I don't think her comment is aimed at Laura or ogbonna. I think it's for the "pork nose" bloggers and "let their marriage crash"Nigerians who decided to trow shades at Laura....... shame on all those insulting Laura she is a classy stylish and beautiful lady.... most idiots(especially girls) saying trash about her do not have 10% of her classiness..... the Linda lady made an innocent post on we wall and one get rich on people's blood (refer to lady Diana) blogger turned it into something else......

Adiola:
for all those spilling rubbish I think the op is right implement all these and watch nnamdi KANU a loner

Even kanu himself will support one Nigeria if these are implemented.... but will the septuagenarians at the helm if affair listen no no they would not...
I ve always maintained that what Nigeria needs is not a Nadean revolution but rather an erudite youths revolution to do away with old and out dated customs and traditions that keep our country retarded

abike12:
I can't follow any employer to do this one. Going back in life. It would have even made more sense to dress a few students like bankers for the day. That could inspire a student and will be more meaningful.

...who be this? madam inspire... mtchewwww inspire ko inspiration ni inspired kor...
people can not catch fun again because you are you