₦airaland Forum

OzilBaba50:
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Nairaland
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JasonScoolari:
After my switch from Ekpan Secondary School to a more organized Private school, my head just have to calm down.... It was not easy at first adapting to the new environment, but I just have to make my father feel relaxed and not think of oiling his gun because of me...

This beautiful classmate of mine who for no reason finds it pleasurable to torment me with her laughter when I failed the easiest classwork suddenly came to meet me in the open field and request to sit close to me,

For a moment, I thought the beautiful girl wants to repeat her stupidity again, but I just had to allow her... Then she started with her laughter again and said that I was too dull with anything that has to do with calculation jokingly.... I was really not going to have it this time, so I told her to leave my presence at once.. She stood up and looked at the angry dude sitting down with his oversize brown trouser and torn white socks, then she said; "I really like you Jason" then she hissed at me and went to meet her gang of laughing friends.


I felt really happy seeing her sad, atleast, she will behave herself next time.

One day,this beautiful friend that use to laugh me did not come to school for two days, I was really concerned and had to ask her favorite friend, who reluctantly told me that she travelled to see her mom in Benin...

On the third day which happens to be on Valentine's day, she came to school, and I was really happy to see her back but I didn't show it openly. I walk towards her and told her that I was improving and she smiled at me.

Fellow classmates where delivering their Val's present to their crush, some gave that card that came with a rose flower, while some gave toothbrush.

It was closing hours and she said I should give her the gift i brought to school, I just laughed and told her that I don't celebrate Val's day just to cover up for my brokenness... Then she asked me to meet her at Mr BIGGS by 5, I was scared and very shy, I summoned courage and got to the place, I saw her already waiting.... She ordered for the food and that big 5Alive, we ate peacefully and discussed school related issues. Then she gave me a peck on the cheek...Damn! It was as if God Himself was winking at me.
I stood up and gave her a kiss on her lips.


It was time to go, then she brought out a gift neatly wrapped, and told me she loves me.

That gift was a Tom Hilfiger boxer then and I really appreciate that gift till this very moment.
Good memories of Yvonne.....

Yvonne don turn olosho now o

USELESS topic


Nothing else can be special for you people apart from the intimacy experience

Ok.
Oto fool
Bastąrd opens 4 new accounts every day.
Nairaland zombie
Jobless dolt

It will never be well with you.

Otokoto11:
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ZoneB

Mcquine:
Queen Chef if you can't reply mail share WhatsApp contact na

Rule 22
Ban!

1.5?

OnniSilver:
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ZoneB

OnniSilver:
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Cancel lor
ZoneB

Story

No non-virgin girl deserve a special treat

Except the one you disvirgined


Quote me out of frustration

ZIM BABOONS

Died in active service.


USELESS man

But the rate at which Nigerian single girls can sleep with married men is alarming...

On the average, 6 out of 10 Nigerian girls between the age of 16 to 32 is sleeping actively with are sleeping actively with married men....


Useless generation.

Old news.

It's a normal practice.


The most common is using it to travel about to attend useless and irrelevant so-called conferences and workshops.

Yet, no developments anywhere. ALL THEIR USELESS RESEARCHES USUALLY END UP DEAD ON THE SHELVES.

USELESS people.

Good

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NwaAmaikpe:





Paul Okoye has put life to the famous proverb that says that pride goeth before a fall.

My father warned me to be extra careful each time a woman praises me.
"Harder, harder, you're the best I've ever had" [ they'd say; till you end up with a Cardiac arrest trying to live up to and surpass their lies.

It's really painful that Peter allowed Lola Omotayo derail him and thwart his destiny.
His mother warned him,
His brothers warned him,
Family warned him,
Friends warned him,
A few fans warned him,
I warned him too.

Hanty was a master manipulator who isolated her victim from the rest of the pack by inciting him to rebel against them.
Out of gross selfishness, she ensured he burnt his bridges and broke the ladders so that he'd be stuck in a dungeon with her.
She made him believe he was the real deal...but, time has proven that Paul Okoye is PSquare.

Who needs a PSquare when we've got Paul?

After the split, not one of Peter's songs come to mind, but listen to any []audio[/b] release from Paul and reason with me[/b] if they aren't 'fire fire'[] and all classics.
If you think otherwise, [b][i]take it[/i from me, you've lost touch with [b][i]reality.[/

[b][i]Chizoba anyi na aka umu nwanyi di ka Lola. Because no matter how [b][i]lucky[/] you are, a woman like that will ruin you all []togetherb][].

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Rubbish!
As usual

Get a life!!!!!

donstan18:
I know the troll will be a lady. Probably, a shameless non-virgin.

99.749% of Nigerian non-virgin ladies want their relationship to end out of jealousy, while 99.497% of men from Davido's tribe also want it to end because they feel intimidated seeing Davido worship and adore Igbo lady.



But guess what, them dey kamkpe!!

Ya kpotuba na oweru ife n'eme!

No
I'm only angered by their news disturbance.
A fûck boy and a well known runsgirl.

Chai!


Instant death!


What a way to die

dontwix:
WATCH -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbS6Al4WYhI

Rubbish

Waste of data


Do not watch

DrTee1:
Oops!

It's quite easy to identify errors. A closer look would probably tell you those were typo errors.

A missing letter 'n' somewhere and another missing word 'have' elsewhere.

Come on!

I don't live on Nairaland and certainly didn't
exactly proofread. C'mon! That reply was in a jiffy.

Regardless, you'll possibly have realised, had you been attentive, that the most viable ways to resolve OP's worries were indeed preferred by me - devoid of emotions or sentiments.

In dealing with a crisis, sympathy or finger-pointing leads nowhere.

Shut up!
It's never a typo but ignorance and lack of knowledge...
No one is perfect!

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DrTee1:
Something is really wrong somewhere.

Aside that this story is from one perspective, another huge concern is the grammar: Lexis, structure, tenses, construction.

Mum is the best teacher you know. She is a primary school teacher. That suggests she teaches at the elementary level where one of the core subjects is English language.

I'm afraid you may just have 'fallen hand' very badly - in the Nigerian lingua - and you have not covered so much in glory, at least to buttress your best teacher assertion.

As to the matter at hand, there are established ways in the civil service to resolve disputes: Teaching Service Commission, Civil Service Commission, and at the extreme, the National Industrial Court.

However, excuses like distance of assignment from residence shouldn't arise, really. It isn't an excuse to be officially considered at all in that line of responsibility. If anything at all, it should be lobbied for, under the table, and not presented as a major issue.

Best wishes.

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Why can't you just Shut up if you don't have any sensible thing to say?

killlllllllllllllllllllllllllll

chigoziri2403:
234109356 first bank

You don cast yourself...
Let's see how you won't regret this careless and irresponsible post...

chigoziri2403:
I first met her in Jos, I asked her for a fling, she refused, after much persuasion, she agreed, when she came to my apartment, she met one of my friends with benefits, she left and bluntly refused my advances after, I gave up.

Fast forward, met her in Abuja, we exchanged contacts. She was still extra sexy, she is built the way I like women: slim, small breast, flat tummy and huge ass.

She asked me for financial favour via whatsapp, I gave her. Her Whatsapp status are her videos dancing seductively without bra.

I stopped viewing them, one day she sent them directly to me, but later claimed it was meant for another person, I am greatly tempted to ask her for sex just once to get her out of my thoughts
But here is the problem, she was once friends with my wife before I got married, and they had a big misunderstanding that's before I met my wife, they have mutual friends, lots of them, I don't want to ask her for a fling, and she ends up telling her friends who might tell my wife, her seduction is too much.

WHAT DO I DO?

You can just go f yourself...
They way some people live after marrying a repentant whọre... What a shame...

Michellekabod2:
I have had a phone,human hair and cake as gifts before.

This year I want a flower(freshly plucked flower. I will not touch an artificial flower. Roses,tulips or daffodils is fine) or a PS4(I wanna play God of War)

You fine?

Nice.

Sand man , may you die in your sleep
Frustration and continuous joblessness kill you there.
Please Quote me to claim your prize.
OSU ipob fuçktard

BitcoinsMonitor:
...una want make we spend time dey watch people doing nothing productive abi? E no go work.

But u can monitor bitcoin ABI?
Another rubbish

medTechworld:
okay..

i want to participate...

Are you"fûcking" single?

nlPoster:
I am seeing so many weird looking English typings today, what is going on? Is this an attack on the language?

Itk!

Can you"see" English?

ignis:
Are we stilm supposed to be using tanker to transport PMS in this 21st century ?

Nigeria is a country just because it is called one.

Some people don't think sha...


Please, that filling station on your street, how would it be getting its refill when needed?