₦airaland Forum

Q: What did the sea say to the mermaid?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Nairaland from page and politics tho

I smell crack

But any way na way... Any hustle na hustle!

NBM is here to stay... Let us observe our metal metal in peace. It's a tradition and a festive of merriment for all of us, not all Axemen are youths... let men have their fun! 77 is not a day of killing... It's a day of living! #Dodorima

"Abroad" that word itself is a scam... it's time we start re-orientating our youths on the reality of Abroad.

Out there is no longer what it used to be, things have changed. your chances of making it abroad is way slim these days.. and even skinny if you are a "Nigerian"(you know the rest)

When One person makes it and comes home... Everybody back home would think it's that simple, forgetting there are millions of Nigerians over there suffering. some are stranded, no papers, homeless and depressed.

All that glitters ain't gold, If you have capital establish yourself back home and keep pushing it step by step, Nigeria is a commercial Mecca that most Nigerians are not even aware of...

legit hustlers have less chances of becoming successful out here. street hustlers may have more chances of making it But then again 95% chances of ending up in prison for the rest of their life... or worse hanged/beheaded if it's a Muslim country.

In conclusion, everything is destiny sha...

Hypnotise:
No wonder the whites want to turn their bodies to art canvas. Thanks

lol art canvas...
Oyinbo dey always over do their own things... I have seen someone tattooed his eye balls! His damn eye balls! sounds impossible? it's called "Scleral tattooing"... Though the process is different from the traditional tattooing, no tattoo pen or "direct" piercing required. the ink is injected between the two outter layers of the eyes... not in the tissue.. making the white area of the eyes appear dark... smh!

White people are crazy i swear!!!

Hypnotise:
Really?
Can tatts actually be removed?
I think tattoos last forever because the needle pierces the epidemic skin.

it's now possible bro. It's still new though... and not less painful than getting a tattoo. But it Worth it.

I have seen this on a lot of people, it doesn't look realistic on black skin people nah... It looks better on light skin people... Op no offense.

Tattoos are no longer a life sentence.. modern tattoo inks can be erased completely when you get tired of it, considering you got it from a standard tattoo shop and not in Ajegunle!

I got a tattoo and I'm proud of it, If you want to get a tattoo get it, it's 21st century, your life your choice... Life is too short not do what you like because of criticism.

But sincere advise though? If you reside in Nigeria and still not financially independent? Try to avoid getting a tattoo on any part of your body you can't cant cover up... Example, your face, hand/fingers etc... It would block Alot of opportunities for you. Africa is not yet ready for that kind freedom of expression.

INEC na fraud!

Real street men no dey show their face! No be today fraud dey, Nigerians don dey scam oyinbo even before internet was invented, Google Emmanuel Nwude, Arthur Nzeribe etc...

There are hundreds of other Nigerian Online scammers/street hustlers out there who have made and still making more money than Hushpuppy... But you feel Hushpuppy is the biggest because he shows it all off? Nahhh.

The first rule of street/dirty money is to be low key.... No matter the temptation to show off!

The second rule is to disguise yourself under a solid legit business/profession!

USA judiciary ain't crap... There is no way he's getting out of this mess. El Chapo and Escorber couldn't bribe their way out even with their billions of dollars... U.S is mean man...

Hushpuppy wasn't a real street nigga, dude was too loud for his own good...

We all clearly saw it coming... Like face ejaculation!

I don't like cheats. I got cheated on once by the only person I have ever trusted and ever loved in my entire life... more than anything in this world. Gotten cheated on by her was a torture... I thought I was a strong man, but it really got to me, it really did got to me to the highest level.

It wasn't a good feeling, it messed me up pretty bad mentally,psychologically and emotionally.

The aftermath stayed with me for a very long time, my heart dropped whenever I heard the word "cheat" even if it didn't have anything to do with romance in the sentence I heard it from.

Whenever I saw someone's partner cheating, i automatically developed extremely hatred for the cheat instantly,,, even if it was in a movie... that's when I realized I have got a big problem and started looking for solutions...

I told a friend, he suggested I see a psychologist/counselor, I never believed in those stuffs, but I decided to give it a try, what did I have to lose. I tried few of them but it didn't work, when i moved to UAE back then, I met one elderly Indian man in his 70s, a professional counselor based in Sharjah.

for the first time someone actually understood me... He told me he could only help me if I was willing to help myself. it took several weeks of meetings,,,, but it eventually payed off. I was brand new, I was free but still not ready to trust again even till today, I just can't risk it just yet!

The story of my life.

WoW Nice one! but not for me... This thread is for PC gamers... I rep console!

I'm a true and traditional gamer that respects people's choice when it comes to gaming, but out of curiosity I wanna know, how do most PC gamers comfortably game with keyboard and mouse?

I heard it's way better than the traditional controllers Just can't get my head around it lol

merieam16:
internet never forget

lol I swear!

May our kids never stumble on our dumb tweets in the future...

One funny thing about addiction is that most people don't know they are actually addicted.

"I'm not really addicted to porn, I just kinda like watching it... " Really? Whenever you get bored you find yourself opening pornhub or xvideos? Lol that's the addiction right there!

I watched so much porn... That I became very selective, i had to spend hours on xvideos just to find "one" I liked! It was crazy... how things changed.

So many things people consider to be a sin is normal in the eyes of God, overly religious people have been creating new sins everyday making God seem strict and incapable of fun.

God created us in his own image, he's simple,fun and amazing... And definitely wants us to be happy.

There is nothing wrong with alcohol, just drink responsibly and don't over do it...

All these overall religious people... Y'all are making Christianity too difficult than it has to be.

Nice one man, when I was younger I always wondered why some people spend more in buying house when they could spend far less in building them themselves... Even to their very own taste and finishing.

But then I grew up and decided to build a house, that's when I realized that building a house is one of the most stressful thing ever... Especially if you didn't have any previous experience in that Arena!

Thank Goodness I had my Dad to help handle and oversee everything. It was crazy!

Op your tips would definitely help someone! Bravo

You don't, it stays and hunts you forever

Exlusively in Lagos?

Ronzy1990:
I won't say I totally agree with you sir. Everybody's brain can do maths. It just depends on how it was presented at the early stages of life. Thanks bro. You just gave me an insight for my next tip

Ok let's agree to disagree...

with hard work and good effort people can do better in every other subjects but math? Math is not for everybody... There is no shame in that. Some minds are exclusively designed for math!

Military regime had it's own flaws but was better for the country.

Democracy hasn't been working for us! All I see is business men trying to get richer and richer by all means! The military were harsh but still desciplined plusThe fear of coups from other
soldiers kept them in check... and the fear of miltary also kept the civilians organized...

As bad as it sounds, i don't think democracy is meant for Africa.

Nigerian government should start focusing on mental health...

"The guy was a cultist" like being a cultist made him kill his wife and himself? the cultists I know would kill for their family not the other way around. When people are crazy, they are simply crazy.

This probably mental...

If I could reach an agreement with a good beautiful lady to give me at least 3 babies and go her way, I would gladly pay her off and be happy.

Life is short and already a mess for an extra drama and headache.

There are no more wife/husband material left in the world, especially in Nigeria.

But if you luckily find deserving someone? Then Settle down it's a beautiful thing... do it for your children. I'm just never that lucky!

Stopfapping:
I am a living testimony of freedom from masturbation addiction,
Masturbation is a great killer of dreams and destinies, please stop doing it

there is nothing wrong with masturbation as long as you don't over do it!

It makes you even more healthy, helps clear your head after streess! And helps prevent you from indulging in irresponsible sexual activities.

We owe Alot to the guy that invented masturbation! Maybe it was Adam while waiting for Eve to be created.

And besides, I have never once seen masturbation stated as a sin in any Holy book!(I still stand to be corrected tho)so Y'all overally religious folks should stop creating new sins forgodsake!

Engine oil... But that was like 10 years ago!

Konji na bastard!

KingZaddy:
Did you experience this

not once not twice... If people change from bad to good, then they have always been good, if people change from good to bad... Then they have always been bad.(maybe without knowing it) Real "Change" takes a miracle, I mean a real miracle... But technically, scientifically and psychologically speaking, it's impossible man. We are all genetically engineered into what we are...

Believe it or not man.