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Amarisco:
Je ga la ura, ka n zwe ike biko
hapu speeches for Mandela

Mandela beat pro-apartheid whites in their own game. Try to avoid Mandelas at all cost next time... Cos Mandelas are smarter than you and not good for 'business' lol, they would just toy with your IQ and waste your time

BTW your Igbo still sucks!

He should just practice his regular catholism over there and avoid all those 'fake miracles' and yeye 'predictions' they call 'prophesy' here in Nigeria... cos Oyibo I.Q no be moi-moi and beans o lol
They are not as dumb as African Christians!

And everything is recorded, even medical records of those people you intend to use for your fake miracle stunts can be obtained... Then you would be arrested for fraud and misleading the masses!

All Nigerian pastors go abroad for seminars but you don't see them performing miracles over there, why? it's always like their 'powers' don't always follow them enter plane? lol.

Nooooo it's just common sense... They are fully aware that you can't be more Christian than the pope. Even the Oyibo wey teach una Christianity na una the God come dey hear em prayers pass them Oyibo prayers abi? Na only una dey cure cripples, blindless, HIV, cancer even resurrecting the dead? How come White pastors dont have such miraculous powers?

Lol Tufiaaaa! Africans are dumb as fvck I swear! Especially church goers... Yall have a very low I.Q and it disgusts me!!! Sometimes I feel I don't belong here with una!

seanwilliam:
Like for Messi share for Ronaldo

for your mind nah you Don use the share sell your street market.

Sharp guy! Very creative...

Long overdue...

That hug though...

Lol my fellow Africans and their low I.Q Smh!

See... If juju was real, with everything we could do with it. Don't you think Africa would have been the most Powerful continent in the world... And not the other way around??

C'mon brothers..... think about it! Just try and think! It's just common sense, not a rocket science!

Who did this to Africa... Smh

Amarisco:
You’re so childish that it’s cute sometimes

Checkmate!

It was really fun playing these games with you all these while... But this is the end of the long road as i gotta finally let you go.

Goodbye and Good luck in your next one...

Quintopia:
Who was being violent? It wasn't the Moroccan supporters. It was the Belgians and Europeans burning their cities down because Morocco beat them. So why are you blaming 'Arabs' for the mayhem?

Check the history of the two countries bro... You will understand better. I have stayed in Belgium, This is not the first time this stuff has happened and won't be the last.. I know the origin of what's going on between the two nations,,,, the reality is, the riots has little to nothing atall to do with the football match.

Majority of people out there on the streets are simply nationalist bigots who didn't watch the match and didn't care a bit about Football.

I tried betting in my Uni days, that was during the early days of online sports betting in Nigeria I guess... It was on Nairabet!

Well in my first week I won around 100k. Bro 100k those days was a fvcking good money! And to a student? Lol I felt like Aliko Dangote.

I thought I had discovered the hidden "secret of making money" lol

I believed in that shiiit like mad.... Well I funded my Nairabet account with excess money, as in my plan and intention was to finally finish them kpata-kpata and become a Billionaire...Lmaooo!
No need to finish the story, yall already know what happened to my money!

Here is the fact, bet is just a way for the super wealthy people to continue taking from the super poor people.

The rich knows that the poor are naturally desperate, and they are capitalizing on it... It's all psychological bro.

Betting is not good for you... It's only good for the betting companies, its a business platform perfectly designed for the purpose of income,not to enrich you.

vince96w2:
Federal civil service has approved paternity leave from men.
Just like their women counterparts but Paternity leave is only 14 working days with strict conditions of being once in two years and not more than 4 children..women can go on maternity leave yearly if they want as there is no cap on maternity leave and can have as many children as they want but men are limited..I am expecting feminist to challenge this act of wickedness ..so that there will be fairness in this regard..

Please find attached the circular as released.

Feminism is not a real struggle... They are Just bunch of hypocrites, that's why no one ever takes them serious.

Lol happens every time. Belgium and Morocco have history...

But why is all these low budget half baked Arabs violent in nature?
Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Somalia e.t.c...

Did they even realize they were in Belgium and not in Morocco? Lol they lucky Europe is civilized... I'm patiently waiting for them to try this in Saudi or UAE... Na mass deportation!

D.P.O said he should first take her home, clean her up and then come back tomorrow? Lol Where on earth does that happen? A proper authority in an organized working country would have hijacked the total responsibility of the child right at the spot... Do we even have child welfare in this country?

Nigeria is not a country... It's a mess. A big useless mess that no one should be proud of!

He did great... He is a good man!

None of the two are in control... The real militias causing havoc in towns do not take orders from Emma powerful or Simon Ekpa.

That's what observers don't understand... The whole stuff is not organized or has a pyramid chain of command as most people think... No!

it actually consist of uncountable small groups and even smaller groups(sometimes just around 9 men and women with access to weapons) operating on their own...

Most of them are confused, and don't even know what they are doing or what the actual plan/mission is supposed to be.

The only person that can stop all these madness is Kanu... He is the only person they respect and see as their legitimate leader.... Every stray tiger and lion out there will fall in line under his command. That's why FG have to set him free for peace sake.

Amarisco:
1. Thank you, that was vert interesting
2. Babe how did you find me on this isolated post

1. You are welcome.
2. Oh very simple "babe".... Step one: I searched your username, step two: I opened your profile, then clicked on 'view posts'. Ta-daaa!! That's pretty much the easiest thing to do on NL!
And Such a dull question coming from a smart ass guru like you didn't seem wierd or suspicious or strategic at all but I'm a dumb ass, so... I had to answer regardless

In addition... sometimes when I'm bored on NL
i usually observe/spy on some 'certain people' to see what they are currently up to...

KwaraRat:
Name one instance where he commited human rights abuse.

Just one.

The fact that he overthrew a legit government was a already a 'human right' violation.

Then he suffocated politicians and civilians that supported the previous government.

I don't want to mention other reported one as it can easily be tagged as propaganda.

I'm a big fan of Gaddafi... My family mourned his death. But no Dictator even with good intentions is free of human rights crimes.

Libya was paradise under Gaddafi. He was a dictator and violated human rights on several occasions but Libya was a great Nation under Gaddafi.

He was gradually inviting other African nations on boards the cruise ship of success... Working round the clock to help develop other African countries.

Gaddafi was a true African, he opposed Western influences and discouraged African dependence on the west. he believed in Africa as a continent and had a better relationship with Africans than the rest of the world even the Arabs(reason most Arab nations supported his murder)

Gaddafi was a great leader... He had a great vision for Libya and Africa as a whole. He was a threat to the Global powers... That's why they hated him. Libyans f.ucked up big time by granting the west access to their brains.

Several western propaganda campaigns turned many Libyans against the greatest leader the world has ever seen! Now NATO is smiling and the Libyans are suffering and crying, they will forever regret the death of Gaddafi...

Captainsure:
Advice needed


Please dear nairalanders advice me on which of this business can I start up with 800000 to 1.2m naira looking at our present economy that can bring quick returns
TRANSPORTATION: I have been working as a private driver for more than three years.
PHONE ACCESSORIES: don't have any experience in it or
BETTING SHOPS.
If you have any other idea to suggest to me I will appreciate

Mind you I got this money from the land sold by my family

Based on your capital.... I would suggest Block industry businesses.

Rent an empty plot of land near a fast developing rural area,and start a block industry business...

Waste of time... Just waste of time! You don't sue the 'government' in Africa... The Judiciary is just ceremonial.

2loadedguy:
You think say world cup na mate to any competition before. There's a reason it's played only once in four years. Lionel messi was once asked if he can trade all his five Ballon d and champions league for one world cup and he said yes..
That's why no real football fan will take Ronaldo and messi serious until they win a world cup and Maradona and Pele are referred to as the goats.

fact!

Corruption in Nigeria runs too deep already... This won't change anything except make the people in charge of surveillance rich as they would take bribe and turn blind eye.

An average Nigerian is corrupt by default, corruption is our instinct.. It runs through our DNA. I personally believe there must be a scientific explanation for the level of corruption that exists in Africa... Maybe it's a survival trait our race picked at some point in our evolution journey... It's just my personal theory, and its worth conducting a scientific research on.

Everybody is always looking for a way to rip the country or the other person off... From common traders to the police to Civil servants all the way to the highest level of government officials.... Everybody is 'jack the ripper!' Even we that are complaining about corruption, if we get appointed in any public office we would still rip the country off one way or the other. It's a mentality an average Nigerian has.

Corruption is everywhere around the world quite alright... But not to this extent!

Solution? I have one... Start handing out death penalty to guilty corrupt public officials... It's going to look barbaric but that's the only option.

Cos there is no instinct stronger than "survival instinct"..... your instinct to steal from the public would always bend to your instinct to "stay alive"

Death sentence won't end corruption but it will reduce it dramatically.

Arabic commentary does not have competition yet

Someone said they even 'call for prayer' in the middle of a match commentary

Oh boy this world cup na die ooo.... First Argentina now Germany?

It's called "world cup" for a reason... "Iko mba uwa!" ..... Trust me, Almost every professional footballer would gladly trade 3 UEFA champions league trophy for just 1 world cup trophy without thinking twice about it.

Lol I naturally know gold diggers/romance scammers when I see them.

I have encountered with handful of them, It's an old scamming format known as "Facy" or "Legit"

How to spot them, They are desperate.. And can forgive anything lol... I mean anything at all. It doesn't matter what you do in the process of the "fake relationship"... they will still manage to forgive you lol...

And they are obviously Jobless, they might tell you they do this or they do that, but the fact is that they Jobless. cos they always got excess time to talk or chat every minute and every seconds of the day and night... You are their client and their job lol

How scammer go scam me wey be retired and a pioneer scammer? Smh

How do you expose them? Just keep playing broke as long as possible...

Remember, they knew you weren't broke that's why they targeted you in the first place...yes they targeted you.( to avoid looking suspicious they would target you casually and indirectly... maybe by doing something that would automatically get your attention,,, you would now be going after them yourself, thinking you are chasing them, without knowing it's all part of a well constructed plan, did I mention that they are smart? Cos they are smart)

For the fact that they already know you ain't broke its a challenge.. Now for you to play broke you need to convince them that you have recently gone bankrupt...

Then start observing them closely, Some might run away immediately... but the smartest and most experienced of them all would stick around for some time... Just to be 100% sure you are really broke.
and Once they are fully convinced that there won't be any gold to dig or scam off you... Violaaaaa! They would vanish in the thin air like a ghost... Mission failed

They would start 'targeting' the next unsuspecting victim by casually trying to get their attention.

Like I said they are usually smart... But as smart as they think they are... Sometimes I just enjoy making their mission long just keep them and myself occupied, it's entertaining to me lol. Playing dumb is one of my natural talents.

These people are typical romance scammers, except they use their actual legit Identity.

MansoryMX:
You know you sound stupid here? If the AP in New York is propaganda and fake News media that wants to escalate the war they would have gone ahead and play along with the news brought in by their journalist in the warzone. Instead they acted like a professional news agency and did their investigation. Stop badmouthing America news media! Most news agency around the world are legit and fair in their news, even our very one Channels news are trying.

think deeper bro... America doesn't want to get involved "directly" with Russia.

The proxy war is in their best interest... If you have a golden opportunity to destroy your enemy without losing a single soldier or having a single missile land in your territory, wouldn't you hold on to it rather than getting involved directly?

Russia is a vast country... With its population scattered all over the country, which is an advantage in case of a nuclear war. Unlike US. A nuke in NY city or LA won't be funny considering the population concentration in those Areas.

Both Russia and US does not want direct war with each other... They are both smarter than that.

And besides... No news in the world is legit. Everyone reporting in line and in favor of its region's best interest.

BBC is the worst... If you like put a gun to their reporters head, they would still be lying. BBC is the headquarters of western propaganda. Even Russian state media dey learn work from BBC in terms of propaganda.

SpreshMan:
When I was small/young, I usually had erections whenever I heard sex stories or watched sex scenes. Those days when I go to people’s house to watch films and they start kissing or smooching or any of the sexual practices, i will changing positions to cover my erected penis. Then it was because I was still young and it was gonna stop when I got matured or sexually active.
But guess what, since my getting sexually active, nothing changed; I don’t want to say it got worse but it’s still same. I may just be on my own and remember a scene from my last sex and pim, my penis rises. Sometimes self I will be thinking serious thought like achieving greatness and one flash of my mind to sex, I will start imagining laying a girls back on the bed, holding her breasts and thrusting simultaneously.
The trap here is that I got the means and I can always make it happen and so the urge is always great. O na- ado -ado.


So guys, is it normal? or am I unnecessarily sexually hyperactive?

There is nothing wrong with you.

You are 100% sexually healthy.. As a man is a good thing, I wouldn't say the same for a woman.

Loyalty...

I'm Obi supporter but damn... You got a nice video editing skills, I give it to you.

Amarisco:
I always wonder what the accused are thinking when their mugshots are being taken. Is it regret, an escape plan, their defence, their future? Hm that feeling of complete dread is enough to make someone want to off themselves

first is doubting and denial... As in psychologically your brain would attempt to deny the obvious reality by refusing to accept whats really happening. You know, like... "No This is not happening" and "No this just a nightmare which I would soon wake up from" you might even go as far as brinking twice to wake up, but it wouldn't work!

Then flashes of regrets... To some people, especially naturally "good" people.. They would be regretting doing the crime. But as for natural hard-core criminals.. They would be regretting their clumsiness, like how they could have escaped, their poor judgment and strategic mistakes... Alot of Random thoughts through every event that led to them getting caught. It's not a good feeling!

You only start thinking about the consequences you are facing, your life and your future when you finally settles and you brain finally accepts the reality... Which takes some time and doesn't happen at the early stage of your mugshots.

You are welcome.

That's a real man right there!

Not all the popular figures supporting this LGBT political propaganda wants to.. But some just have to succumb to pressure from the develish people in power.

So whenever you see a man talk like this,Give him some respect, cos he got balls.

Some naive indomie generation kids go come here dey shout Tinubu developed Lagos lol.

Even 1960s Lagos is more clean, more organized and more classy than now Lagos.

Still doesn't change the fact that he is a selfish, arrogant, attention addict... And can never be the GOAT.

Until we start handing out death sentence to corrupt politicians I don't see this country getting anywhere...