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Politics / Re: Ministerial Nominees And Their States Of Origin by HITsquad: 8:51pm On Jul 27, 2023
citygarden:
Nobody to represent lagos? Lagos people are not shouting marginalization
I know you probably hear this all the time but Lagos my friend? is a no man's land.

It's a freestyle land that belongs to everyone and no one...
There is no such thing as lagosians, the people that happens to find themselves in Lagos today do not truly or genuinely have the needed sense of "This is our father's Land" the same way as the people found in Ekiti, Anambra,Zamfara or Edo State.
So that's why there is no one to complain about this nomination. It's simply just the "truth... But if you by any chance feel offended by that truth it only makes it a "bitter truth" and nothing less...

You are not smarter or more experienced than Bola Ahmed Tinubu a "Lagosian" himself. As rich as Lagos is.... Yet he is not bothered atall for not including any Lagosian. Cos no tribe in Nigeria is emotional connected enough to Lagos to actually go to war on her behalf.

Well except online soldiers fighting hard to claim a city that was built and developed with federal money... A city that the self acclaimed lagosians have only less than 20% total investment in.

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Crime / Re: One Dies In Anambra Market Cult Clash by HITsquad: 7:08pm On Jul 27, 2023
Emmastan291:
I am tempted to ask,

Is there any benefit being a cultist?
May God save us
I don't know why people are always asking this question, thousands of Cultists that operates in Nigeria and abroad can not be all stupid to engage in cultism and risk their lives if there are no benefits bro.
Look cultists control everything you see around you. From your government,to your School VC,SUG... down to that legal or illegal tax collector at your toll gate and your business areas. Every illegal business you see around you by Nigerians here and abroad is controlled by cultists, be it drugs business, prostitution etc.

Cultism is not as spiritual as it sounds. It's actually the same as gangs. Money,power and high connection are the BENEFIT of being a cultist, which comes with consequences like untimely death, prison sentence etc. But if you stay alive long enough to make it to a major ranking, hierarchy or level as a cultist, money and power it's all yours... It's all about personal choice and decision. Which I wouldn't advice any one I care about to make. even though I have benefited more than I ever imagined as an elite cult member over the years.

But my Personal and sincere advice....? What I keep telling everyone around me especially young ones....is Stay away from cultism.

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Crime / Re: Police VGS QERRS To Tackle Crimes In Nigeria by HITsquad: 10:25pm On Jul 25, 2023
The acting IGP is desperate to prove himself and retain the job lol.

Una official dial code na still yeye (if you no get any police man personal number na you sabbi...)
Now na app una wan come launch? I'm tired of Nigeria.

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Crime / Re: Police VGS QERRS To Tackle Crimes In Nigeria by HITsquad: 10:18pm On Jul 25, 2023
ManirBK:
Mek I quickly report ipob members here in this forum because they are Lunatics and terrorist
I just reported you for excess childishness.
Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele Arrived Court With Bible (Photos) by HITsquad: 12:47pm On Jul 25, 2023
We can never get it right in this country, it doesn't matter who you appoint/elect to which office... Cos Nigerians are natural scammers. It's genetic, it runs way deep in our DNA as people... Why do you think Internet fraud got so popular and easily spread like Wild fire all over the country?

From your religious/spiritual leader to politicians to big cooperate businesses... Down to that grandma that sells crayfish around your house. Everyone is always looking for ways to scam the other for their own benefit.

You probably expecting me to atleast offer a solution to the problem at the end of the comment? Well NOPE. This is not that type of comment... I'm just here to tell you that we are doomed as a nation... I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or any other fancy way... WE ARE DOOMED STRAIGHT UP!

Thank you.

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk: Twitter Rebranded As X As Blue Bird Logo Killed Off by HITsquad: 5:37pm On Jul 24, 2023
If you are smart enough you would realize that Elon musk is the best thing to ever happen to Twitter and the world as a whole.

Every other major social media and cooperate Media is controlled by a western elites(Liberal syndicate) They only allow you to see or know what they want you to. They only shove one sided narrative, their narrative down your throat... The censor every other narratives that are different from theirs!

But Elon Musk is giving you a voice, he is giving the other side an opportunity to be heard too... Which is only fair.

Elon is a SuperHero without a suit... Why do you guys hate him? What has he ever done to you... I will tell you why you hate him. It's because those global elites that have been lying to you all your life convinced you to hate him.

Have you ever asked yourself why the media all of a sudden started treating Musk as a villain since he bought Twitter? Mean They used to refer him as a genius lol.

There's more going on in this world than you know.... You just need to open your third eye to be able to see it... You need to step away from herd of sheeps🐏 think bro... Think goddamn it!

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Phones / Re: Elon Musk: Twitter Rebranded As X As Blue Bird Logo Killed Off by HITsquad: 5:10pm On Jul 24, 2023
People on Elon musk's level don't even cough for no solid reason... They don't say any word just for Talk sake or make any move just out of boredom.

So trust me when I tell you that he didn't just wake up and decided to change the iconic popular Twitter Logo to X for no reason!

So you think you a random Nairalander is more intelligent or knows better than Elon musk? Ok..ok.. lets just say you are actually more intelligent than him personally.... But do you have any idea how many special advisers, world class economists, random experts,bald Headed deep thinkers, teams of professional researchers e.t.c the man got on his payroll??

You think say to be the richest man in the world na moi moi?

Twitter Logo no be Smart phone theme you can just change for no reason or out of boredom. We are talking about a $44b company here. He got his reasons okay? You just don't know it.

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Health / Re: Early Signs Of Sexually Transmitted Disease You Should Not Ignore by HITsquad: 8:31pm On Jul 09, 2023
An average Nigerian girl/woman don't give a slight fuuqk about Sexual transmitted diseases! It doesn't matter if she is a hook-up girl or a nurse!

They are only worried about pregnancy! As long as they don't get pregnant..? nothing else matters to them!

Some will comfortably relax if you pretend not to have condom....
Some will even tell you kolokolo that they don't like condoms on their very first night with you lipsrsealed.....

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Car Talk / Re: The Rate At Which Fuel Burn So Fast Right Now Scares Me by HITsquad: 6:52pm On Jul 07, 2023
RoadMozart:
Most times its the rubbish they sell in all these fuel stations.

I met a man that came to fix his range rover where I fix my car. His problem was that he filled his tank of 100 litres with fuel but when the mechanic emptied the contents of the tank, we all saw more than 25 litres of water. The dude almost went berserk.

These fuel people now dilute their fuel with water.
See as you dey 100% mean dey talk this thing lol.

And also presenting yourself as a witness. Another mumu person go see am now go tell others...

This is exactly how rumors are spread guys... From one just one guy like this my guy here.

Cars don't run on water man. The car engine would be murdered if even only 5% of the amount of water you mentioned here finds its way to the fuel tank!
Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Eat? (picture) by HITsquad: 7:51pm On Jun 24, 2023
Absuchat:
We wey remain small make we eat lizard? Oga I can eat anything from chicken... I'm considering how to make the feathers eatable
Leave all these Ajebo children grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why Should Trade Between African Countries Be In Dollars - Ruto by HITsquad: 12:16pm On Jun 14, 2023
Nigeria is the least active African nation involved in global politics! Giant of Africa my ass.... They just There looking like mumu! I don't know what they are afraid of! SMH for our leaders.

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death In Yobe Over Sexual Affair With Monarch's Wife by HITsquad: 1:23pm On Jun 12, 2023
Bigpat:
Some men prefers married women. You forgot women has flexible and confusing brain, man can easily sweet talk and confuse woman even if he knows everything about her.
Such woman doesn't worth it... If you gonna be worried about hustling, putting food on the table and still worry about what another man tells your wife on the street, what's her own duty as a woman then?
Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death In Yobe Over Sexual Affair With Monarch's Wife by HITsquad: 10:14am On Jun 12, 2023
YouandiAllofus:
Stooping so low to shake man who straffed ur wife? Haba! This must be a new low! Maybe ur woman rightly predicted ur response before doing the do at ur house. How can they regret their actions if there is zero reaction? I'm totally against abuse of any sort but even if u're not mad, at least, pretend to be mad and take a walk. Stop making excuses for promiscuity. There are men who enjoy sleeping with married women and vise versa. These men and women are mostly manipulative in tendencies
lol I guess we are both different and think differently.

Human beings are manipulative in nature. If your wife keeps falling for every manipulative man she meets out there that means she doesn't love you... Or she is simply dumb.

If you continue defending such woman in the name of manipulation... Then I'm sorry to tell you that you are what they call a simp.

Well as for shaking the guy's hand... It I was a total different game and there was nothing low about it. It a complex psychology move to retain my dignity, Glory and strength as a man as I broke up with her. Is ok if you don't get it, it lol. I don't expect you to get it considering your comment. We are different types of "Men"
Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death In Yobe Over Sexual Affair With Monarch's Wife by HITsquad: 6:24pm On Jun 11, 2023
tiswell:
you were actually paying a rent for a woman to live alone?


lol It's not really a big deal when you can afford it a million times... And when you prefer staying alone as a man.

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death In Yobe Over Sexual Affair With Monarch's Wife by HITsquad: 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2023
I can never understand men who goes after other men who sleeps with their partner. What about your wife your highness?

Without a woman's permission a man won't be able to sleep with her. And sometimes such men are only acting according to what the woman told them(she might claim to be a widow, or tell him all sorts of evil things about you) No man ever sleeps with a woman who told him she loves her husband... Or after telling him good things about her husband.

think about it for a second.

Bro... The day I caught my fiance red handed with another man in an apartment I was paying for, I shook the guy's hand and politely asked him to excuse us(so we could break up properly) why attack a Guy that probably never heard about you from your woman?

Mek we dey use our head abeg, your business is with your woman And not the man.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Welcomes Newest Batch Of Nigerian Citizens By Naturalization by HITsquad: 2:56pm On May 28, 2023
RaptorX:
And I will fvck all the beautiful gullible Nigerian girls who will think I am a millionaire in my country.
grin
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Welcomes Newest Batch Of Nigerian Citizens By Naturalization by HITsquad: 9:21am On May 28, 2023
If I was an average homeless white guy I would definitely come to Nigeria to Nationalize and be treated like a king.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Welcomes Newest Batch Of Nigerian Citizens By Naturalization by HITsquad: 9:18am On May 28, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
Show of Shame!... How many times have we seen US president/Vice or UK Prime minister confering Citizenship to people.....Hopeless entity!!
you said it all bro.

It's inferiority complex at it's peak... We acting like they doing us a favor by getting our citizenship.
Enough to tell you that we are a failed nation.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Welcomes Newest Batch Of Nigerian Citizens By Naturalization by HITsquad: 9:15am On May 28, 2023
We are making a big deal out of it.
Travel / Re: "Nigeria Air" Heads Back To Addis Ababa — David Hundeyin by HITsquad: 10:26pm On May 27, 2023
taylor89:
You’ll never see like of hellinus, madridguy, LeoDeKing, seunmsg and rest supporters and benefactors of that Irigbaji disabled senile Urine distributor

It shall never be well with anyone who supports this evil government that has held the entire 250 million Nigerians hostage

May the blood of whomever that has died because of this evil government hunt all APC supporters
That Madridguy is a true enemy of this country... I can still remember vividly how he campaigned for Buhari like his life depends on it.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by HITsquad: 6:20pm On May 26, 2023
smokinloud:

You're attacking straw man bro - not my point- Lagos was not the only city handpicked by the colonial masters though. 1976 is not yesterday, try to be informed. Abuja gained the capital status in 1976 and became the capital after many infrastructures were in position in 1991. 50 years estimation is not just yesterday so cheers!.
lol calm yourself man.

50 years was just yesterday when compared to the years Lagos Enjoyed as the colonial masters #1 administration centre... and also their most preferred trading town because of its geographical location (since mid 19th century) that's a long time.. even before it became the official capital of the Republic (and continued enjoying more attention and national funds than every other regions in the country)

Bro let's not fight about this anymore, cos there's no debate here. Just apply common sense.

I apologize for my first comment on this topic, I was obviously only trolling that tribal bigot guy (Oops that was you... well you don't sound like that guy anymore),,,, the truth is, I personally hate tribalism.

The fact is, No politician in Nigeria is better than the other, none of them truly cares about the development of any region or the entire nation as a whole... It's in their DNA.

All they care about is their personal interests, which is...
1. Money & power.
2. Money & power.
3. More money & more power.
Sorry have I mentioned Money & power? Ok I have. that's just all that matters to them bro. Quote me anywhere...

The earlier we all open our minds and the earlier we all finally realise this fact the better for us and our nation (cos there would be a nation wide uprising and revolution)

So if you by any chance honestly think that the political Leaders in Lagos are more patriots than other leaders around the country or that they are inlove with Lagos and fully responsible for it's development...?? Then your IQ and thinking power is lower than I thought(no offence)

Lagos is just a beneficiary of national resources right from the 19th century... It's just a fact..
yes today Lagos State is doing great for itself, because it's the most attractive state for both foreign and local investment.. which was all made possible by centuries old advantage, national funds which obviously helped build its strong core foundation (economy, infrastructure etc)

Don't give Lagos politicians more credit than they deserve, you seem smarter than that.

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Travel / Re: This Is The Beautiful Kaduna City (pictures) by HITsquad: 3:59pm On May 25, 2023
smokinloud:

If you are not a liar like every other chest beater you'd upload a picture of Enugu that's finer that Kaduna
lol well as much as I would love to do that... I dont really have such time.
Cos I don't live online like you bro... I got a lot of things going on outside the internet.

Bug here is some tips: simply put this keyword in your search engine "beautiful places in Enugu" and see for yourself.

If you would love to visit Enugu in person,Holla me for an all paid trip. I'm not a billionaire or looking to waste my money, but i would do it just to enjoy the look in your face when you land in Enugu.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by HITsquad: 3:50pm On May 25, 2023
smokinloud:


Ignorant!. big one, Lagos has always been a commercial hub even before the country Nigeria was created. "Abuja is the most beautiful and developed territory in Nigeria". Where did you get your information from?!.
Moving the capital to a local government in Anambra would not transform the entire Anambra state as witnessed in Lagos and Abuja.
There was little or no development on the other 4 divisions that later formed Lagos as at 1991 when the capital status was moved from Lagos to Abuja. Move the capital away from Abuja and the development there retrogress without good leaders in place.
Lekki was no where near Port Harcourt in terms of development in the 90s but we have good leaders that sustained the development of Lagos. Lagos is a South West region and no other region can claim it if we operate a regional system.
One of the reasons the UN does not recognise a country called Palestine and instead recognise Israel is that Palestines were Arabs that came to trade in Israel, they lived in Israel for almost 1500 years, contribute enormously to its development but the region( Jerusalem) belongs to Israel according to the UN. That other tribes contribute to the development of Lagos does not deprive Lagos of belonging to the indigenes. Cheers bro!.
So your point is... Lagos is what it is today because the British handpicked it out of the rest for its strategic location? Which also led to it being the capital? You just shot yourself in the leg.

FYI Abuja became the capital only yesterday, so it's outskirts is still developing(and very fast)

Development doesn't happen overnight bro.

So I'm not the ignorant one.

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Travel / Re: This Is The Beautiful Kaduna City (pictures) by HITsquad: 11:47am On May 25, 2023
smokinloud:
Open challenge to HITsquad : mention one state in the South East that's half as beautiful as this city!.
Dumb ass, have you been to Enugu before? Try visit Enugu before opening thread like this. Cos you look ridiculous...

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Politics / Re: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by HITsquad: 11:39am On May 25, 2023
smokinloud:

Oga Landlord!. The apartment I live in is owned by an Indian man and Indians never claimed they own Lagos. The fact is very obvious, any tribal war would lead to your forfeiture of the properties that you claimed you own in Lagos... fyi, Lagos state was never the capital of Nigeria. Stop displaying your ignorance here. The Lagos that used to be the capital of Nigeria was a portion of the five divisions of Lagos state namely
*Lagos
*Epe
*Ikorodu
*Badagry
*Ikeja

You're ignorant of this fact because your father has not entered Lagos by the lorry boot that your ancestors used to enter Lagos then so I don't blame you!. Cheers!.
Before Abuja became the capital of Nigeria what was it like? Just a random undeveloped territory in the centre of the country. But go to Abuja today. It's the most beautiful and most developed territory in Nigeria all because it was named the capital of Nigeria.

If you move the capital to Zamfara today the region will develop almost immediately.
If you move the capital to Anambra it will develop too against all odds.
That's the power of a capital...

It doesn't matter if only 5% of Lagos was used as the capital... Development knows no boundaries, the outskirts must surely develop along side the actual designated area.

So you think the leaders In Lagos are different or smarter than other leaders around the country? What a dumb ass!
Bro Lagos is nothing but a beneficiary of national resources as a former capital.... The region was developed to be the pride and showcase the might of the entire country to the world.. and the funds that made that possible came from all over the country.

So stop claiming Lagos for only one tribe. Your people contributed almost nothing to the development of Lagos.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by HITsquad: 8:51am On May 25, 2023
JaredH:
online landlord grin

While your people dey cry all over facebook say landlords for lagos nor wan rent house to them because them be "omo igbo"

grin grin grin
Not everybody in this country is suffering like you brother. Some are blessed.

Know this and know peace.

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Politics / Re: Abia State Government House Completed By Ikpeazu (Photos) by HITsquad: 10:05am On May 24, 2023
smokinloud:

I didn't mention names o but you're right!.
The backward region even claim our region as no man's land!.
Which region? Let me guess.... Lagos? Lol as the former capital of Nigeria, Lagos development was funded by the whole country.

So yes it's a no man's land. The same Igbos you have Love to hate have been and will always be the majority shareholders in Lagos grin grin grin

Earlier this year, I evicted one of your fellow tribalist and troublesome kinsmen from my new Ikorodu property and replaced him with "omo Ibo" grin grin grin

guy, Na my hard hard-working Igbo brothers get about 80% of the entire properties/business in your self acclaimed Lagos oo. grin yea I know Bro, it hurts... cry sad

So Mr Mugu! Mek una Continue claiming Lagos with mouth grin while we are busy conquering.

Dumbo tribalist... Oya Come and pursue your landlords nah lmaooo grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by HITsquad: 11:44pm On May 23, 2023
EyenIbibio1:
Her past doesn't matter, so long she doesn't go back
You are still looking at life through a fantasy/fairy tale garden.

But here is the fact bro... As a naturally gifted psychologist and an "unprofessional" behaviour analyst. I can boldly tell you that People don't "really" change. it's just a basic psychology.

"Our past is either a pretence(fake life) for benefits/personal reasons" or it's just who we really are.
If her past wasn't a pretence, then it's simply her true identity.
Conditionally, She might be as calm as a camel presently for alot of reasons like marriage, religion e.t.c.... But her true identity will always be there, hidden and just patiently waiting to be triggered/unleashed.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Lambasts African Chefs Trying To Break Hilda Baci's Record by HITsquad: 2:50am On May 22, 2023
Rostikol:
Get rid of your self hate and inferiority complex.
Shut the hell up man. People like you annoy me, y'all need to travel outside Africa at least once in una life time! na only then una go realise that Africa is a total mess and the greatest Sithole ever!
And Every time someone says this fact about Africa people like you go say na inferiority complex dey worry the person.

Just answer this one simple question... why is Africa still the least developed and the poorest continent in the entire world?
Don't you dare say it's because of colonization. Africa wasn't the only region that was colonised! all the countries in Asia, South north central America, Arabian Gulf and part eastern of Europe were also colonised by Western powers. yet they have all moved on and doing great things with their various countres except Africa. We are the only ones still complaining about colonization and blaming the west for our incompetence.

Go to Ordinary UAE(Dubai, it's not that expensive and the visa is very easy to get), go to Qatar, Singapore etc and see heaven on earth! Na Countries we first get independent!

Are you not ashamed? Are you not tired? see.... Until we accept that something is seriously wrong with our region, especially with our leaders... That's the only time we will start getting it right. It's not inferiority complex to acknowledge such reality... In fact it's a sign of patriotism to notice that your region is behind the rest of the world and also speak up about it.
So that guy you quoted is more African than you will ever be and he is probably smarter you too.

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Politics / Re: Abati’s Claim: I Didn’t See Evil Spirits In Aso Rock – Femi Adesina by HITsquad: 9:23am On May 20, 2023
Goalnaldo:
Sometimes i keep wondering if its the same God that created the whites created us. in africa, failed politicians and their cohorts spiritualize things as excuse for their incompetency and failures.
If you talk Dem go say its inferiority complex or that you are not proud of your race. The truth is that something is definitely wrong somewhere with black man. Go around the world, the poorest abd most underdeveloped countries in the world are literally black nations.

Some say it's like that because of colonization...? Are we the only people that was colonized by the west? Of all the former British and french colonies around the world Africa is almost still the only region in Auto reverse!

And when I say Africa I mean typical black Africans. Cos most North African(light skin) countries have even left us behind. Makes me sincerely wonder if success has everything to do with one's skin color? But then it hit me.... I realized that this whole thing revolves around MENTALITY. We are where we are today just because of our general mentality and reasoning as people! how can top government officials be boldly and proudly talking about ghosts and evil spirits? cry cry cry just how??

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Politics / Re: Matawalle: Bawa Requested $2 Million From Me, I Have Witnesses by HITsquad: 8:57pm On May 19, 2023
Corruption in Nigeria is either natural or contagious. Every government official's basic instinct is to embezzle and acquire as much money and power as they could. Other things are just secondary. That's the bitter fact.

I don't see this country making any progress.

It's impossible... Unless God sent us a real patriot who's ambition and will to build a great country and put Nigeria on the map is stronger than his basic corruption instinct.

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Food / Re: Why Are Nigerians Overreacting About Hilda Baci's Record? by HITsquad: 10:48pm On May 17, 2023
Everbryte lol did she cook that too? Looks delicious.

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