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Guy your lips dry sote e get six packs? . And again, na why dat room red like that? Okay, I forget say na mess sef.
Anyway, den dey comot small-small sha.

So they will be sleeping on the same bed? . What if the goat no gree sleep? How the goat wan even take maintain under blanket? Imagine.

This man must be out of his senses! I nearly even cried for him while reading this. Thank GOD that NO christian church approved his church marriage request, but the church of Satan did, clearly showing the sharp contrast between good and evil. This had better not be another immorality that'll soon be legalised. The world is coming to an....END.

[quote author=FunnyPikin.com]Im sure 90% of people here wont read the real cause before spewing rubbish and attacking islam...., Bornu is different from OGUN where Oledepo supervised beating of Govt Official, They need to act fast before these merchants of Gospel encroach their land....

Be and lets others be...thats all

Feel free to attack me [/quote]You sound like you want Nigerïa to be divided. Did beating of govt officials affect a single muslim? A single mosque? A single school? You guys are one hell of a people!

Kingspin: Lets hope that Enyimba will beat Barca one day.

And that Nigeria will win the world cup.

ayusco85: Sharrap, what do u knw abt nigerian politicians? If u wan pray for A̶̲̥̅♏ pray for A̶̲̥̅♏ and ₪☺ disturb us.

Like seriously, you're telling me to shut up 'cause I don't have a clue or 'cause I'm stupid or what? Tell me.

Nigeria will be better.

My dear Adams Oshiomhole, you are a Nigerian icon and a selfless leader. May God continue to bless you and your household. You truly deserved the Award, congratulations. I pray that God will give you more wisdom to carry out your responsibility more effectively, even in the face of corruption. Well done Comrade!



All these Adams haters, instead of abusing him, why not pray for him then? At least, prayers changes lives. His words are true: "Never give up on Nigeria". It shows that he still has hope for Nigeria and believe in her youths. He may have done some things wrongly but he knows why he said we should "never give up", perhaps he knws many politicians have given up on the dreams that they once had for Nigeria... The words of an elder.

Krystal, this your indomie is so delicious! . You'll have to teach me how to cook deliciously #continues eating#

Which kind of satisfaction does he want? If she can't satisfy him then he should teach her how to satisfy a man--sex experts learnt to be experts--rather than turning her into his punch bag, this is what keeps a happy marriage going. Why some men just like sex too much sef? He shouldn't have threatened to divorce her because of sex. It's an obvious fact that he didn't marry her out of love, being that she's his sixth wife and he treats her like a intimacy gadget that is faulty. One of the problems that I have with this kind of people is that instead of sitting down to discuss their trivial issues as adults or seeking help from trusted outside sources, they resort to taking rash decisions. The man is at fault, but she shouldn't have poured hot water on him--hot water scar is for life--she could've sued him to court or report the case to their elders.

lutheran: Facebook Drama queen, Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo, 49-year-old daughter of former Oyo governor, Victor Omololu Olunloyo known to make controversial statement is at it again.

She made this post yesterday via her Facebook page titled 'An Open letter to Nigerians'.

Here is what she wrote:

AN OPEN LETTER TO NIGERIANS:

If I were President--By Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo #ISLAM will be BANNED in Nigeria! All CHURCHES will be BURNED down #CHRISTIANITY will be illegal! Religion is an absolute disease that has killed our country! Nigerians are too busy hating on one another they are destroying themselves--WITH RELIGION!

What do you think, would you do same?

Christianity is not a Religion; it is a way of life. The early missionaries were called 'Christians' because they BEHAVED like Christ. Stick that to your head.

No. No! Those things aint pastors. I mean.., this is just #sighs# how could a pastor's wife dress like some harlot and the pastor ain't doing nothing? Some Protestant churches take modernization too far and hence profane the name of God. Like tomzman's comment above, the Lord knows those that are His.

[quote author=mr_king]Too much money can make you do anything!!! Smh![/quote]Almost anything.

krystal101: If anyone wants recipe jes holla

Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

krystal101: @ ATMC
Ingredients include
1. Shrimps
2. Carrot (diced)
3. Green pepper(diced)
4. White onions (diced)
5. Fresh pepper TATASE (diced)

Boil your noodles,wen its a little soft, pour in a seive and set aside. Boil ur shrimps separately too.
Fry your carrot, green pepper, white onions n tatase with very little groundnut oil and low heat. Then pour your noodles and shrimps, stir together for 2mins n leave to cook for 5mins.
Then its ready to serve

You've got the talent! I will try this, (sounds good).

The materials used for that skycraper are definitely very expensive. If it can converge light rays to have a temperature as 33^0c when it hasn't been completed, how great will the temperature be when it soars the sky? However, I beleive that they'll come up with a solution to this problem; if they don't, then they can install Solar Panels where the reflected rays hit the ground--but they already have steady power supply. The residents living around that area can also set up metallic tanks containing water, so that the reflected rays will serve as the electricity and the metallic tank as the heating coils and the sun as the electricity generator, to be used for their bathroom showers--but they already have water heaters with steady power supply. They can equally utilise the rays for several other purposes, but they already have almost everything--I wished all these projects and development were taking place in Nigeria. But it's a step by step process to develop a country to this extent; maybe the new Eko Atlantic will be one wonder.

Sorry guys for wasting time before uploading the pics--I kind of did that purposely. @mayorall, thanks for appreciating. Yours is T.E.M.P.T.I.N.G. Well my sardine wonder pics are here and breath-taking. Enjoy!

Symphony007: How does the so called perishables get to the airport without spoiling when investments have'nt been made in modern storage facilities in farms and cooling vans, where are you exporting them to? Because no country will buy perishables which are very sensitive from a country like nigeria where there is no organisation.

How many farms have the facilities to pack the perishables in cartons, crates, etc and brand it as an internationally recognised farm. Last i checked, nigeria does'nt have such commercial farms.

And finally i do hope the minister realise that december is just about three months away.

She said that the Cargos will be ready by December; she never said we'll start exporting once they're ready.
@Topic, this is a welcome idea! It'll save Nigeria of some losses. This Minister is one of the vibrant Nigerian Ministers we have.

Bullsh!t! Sounds serious but all Bullsh!t! We've as many corrupt WAEC officials as the total number of questions in all of the subjects written in WAEC.

ATMC: babes, tomorrow never reach? everybody dey wait

Unfailingly on the 6th

Yungwizzzy: e dey na @no 13000

TheTimes Higher EducationWorld Reputation Rankings employ the world's largest invitation-only academic opinion survey to provide the definitive list of the top100 most powerful global university brands. A spin-off of the annual World University Rankings, the reputation league table is based on nothing more than subjective judgement - but it is the considered expert judgement of senior and well published academics - the people best placed to know the most about excellence in our universities.
Top universities by reputation 2013
01 - 50
51 - 60
61 - 70
71 - 80
81 - 90
91 - 100

Rank Institution Location
Overall score

1 Harvard UniversityUnited States
100.0

2 Massachusetts Institute of TechnologyUnited States87.6

3 University of CambridgeUnited Kingdom81.3

4 University of OxfordUnited Kingdom73.0

5 University of California, BerkeleyUnited States72.4

6 Stanford UniversityUnited States70.6

7 Princeton UniversityUnited States36.2

8 University of California, Los AngelesUnited States35.6

9 University of TokyoJapan32.9

10 Yale UniversityUnited States32.8

11 California Institute of TechnologyUnited States27.8

12 University of MichiganUnited States22.4

13 Columbia UniversityUnited States21.4

14 University of ChicagoUnited States21.3

15. Imperial College LondonUnited Kingdom21.3

16 University of TorontoCanada18.8

17 Cornell UniversityUnited States18.3

18 University of PennsylvaniaUnited States17.9

19 Johns Hopkins UniversityUnited States16.9

20 University College LondonUnited Kingdom15.8

21. ETH Zürich – Swiss Federal Institute of Technology ZürichSwitzerland15.8

22 National University of SingaporeSingapore15.5

23 Kyoto UniversityJapan15.0

24 University of Illinois at Urbana ChampaignUnited States14.3

25 London School of Economics and Political ScienceUnited Kingdom12.1

26 Carnegie Mellon UniversityUnited States11.3

27 University of Texas at AustinUnited States11.2

28. University of WashingtonUnited States11.2

29 New York UniversityUnited States10.8

30 University of Wisconsin- MadisonUnited States10.7

31 University of British ColumbiaCanada10.2

32. Duke UniversityUnited States10.2

33. McGill UniversityCanada10.2

34 University of California, San DiegoUnited States9.7

35. Tsinghua UniversityChina9.6

36. The University of Hong KongHong Kong9.5

37. Northwestern UniversityUnited States9.4

38. Georgia Institute of TechnologyUnited States9.2

39. University of MelbourneAustralia8.9

40. University of California, San FranciscoUnited States8.7

41. Seoul National UniversityRepublic of Korea8.3

42. Australian National UniversityAustralia8.2

43. University of MassachusettsUnited States8.2

44 Ludwig-Maximilians- Universität MünchenGermany8.0

45. Peking UniversityChina7.8

46. University of EdinburghUnited Kingdom7.7

47 University of ManchesterUnited Kingdom7.3

48. University of California, DavisUnited States6.9

49. University of SydneyAustralia6.7

50. Lomonosov Moscow State UniversityRussian Federation6.5
50 Purdue UniversityUnited States6.5
http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/world-university-rankings/2013/reputation-ranking

What's this? So while their mates dey study for exams then been dey play football. I bet the boy gave her 3-0, she con get triplet. Chai! Things end time!

Good thing she admitted that her husband was physically unfit to continue to run the state. She really loves him more than money gotten from politics. Good wife.

Let's say your PS3 has bricked andyou're wondering whether or notto wait and get a PS4 or pick up a current-gen system to hold you over until November 15, 2013: The date the next generation begins. Or maybe you're wondering if you just have to sit on your hands until you get a chance to play " Killzone: Shadow Fall." Will your PS3 grow cold and lonely from lack of use? No. It most definitely will not. While we're undeniably in the final days of this generation, there are at least nine games worth a look that, as of now, are not going to be available on the PlayStation 4 at the beginning. Well, maybe nine. Some of these are in bizarre stages of development, one is stuck in red tape hell as its date has been delayed numerous times, but at least a few are eitheralready out or are coming out very soon. And they'll give your PS3 a workout before you send it off to the gaming retirement home.
1. Grand Theft Auto V
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Let's say your PS3 has bricked andyou're wondering whether or notto wait and get a PS4 or pick up a current-gen system to hold you over until November 15, 2013: The date the next generation begins. Or maybe you're wondering if you just have to sit on your hands until you get a chance to play " Killzone: Shadow Fall." Will your PS3 grow cold and lonely from lack of use? No. It most definitely will not. While we're undeniably in the final days of this generation, there are at least nine games worth a look that, as of now, are not going to be available on the PlayStation 4 at the beginning. Well, maybe nine. Some of these are in bizarre stages of development, one is stuck in red tape hell as its date has been delayed numerous times, but at least a few are eitheralready out or are coming out very soon. And they'll give your PS3 a workout before you send it off to the gaming retirement home.
1. Grand Theft Auto V
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[quote author=Babe_101]But wait o, why d cow kon set yansh like that nau [/quote]Bwahahahahaha!

A mouse has been given its freedom after it tackled a poisonous snake in a bid to save a fellow rodent at a zoo in China.
The two mice were served up as a live dinner for the snake at Hangzhou Zoo in Zhejiang province, eastern China.
Keeper Wen Shao said: “We always give the snakes live food and we put the two mice into the snake enclosure, but instead of trying to hide like they usually do one of the mice attacked the snake when it saw it trying to eat the other mouse.
“I have never seen anything like that before, usually the mice keep as far away from the snake as possible but this one caused a lot of damage.
“It was biting the snake on the head as the snake was trying to eat the first mouse.”
He added that the mouse had deserved its freedom after putting up such a brave fight.
“In any case it didn’t do the snake any good either, it was expensive and the mouse did a lot of damage by biting it on the head,” he added.
Sadly the mouse did not succeed in its bid to free its pal. It died and was later eaten even if mighty mouse was no longer around to witness it.
http://www.multiloaded.com/forum/showtopic.php?id=1631

I was just laughing throughout. I'm pretty sure the journalists were even laughing.

House Member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with his grammatically inclined words.
Read what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;
“This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”