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kayfra:
Trash

If I get into theatre arts and playwrights then you won't even survive this argument. I stuck with movies but if you want me to bring traveling theatres then this will be a domination by the Afonjas

Why your body dey pepper you?

They should have done what other countries did provide at least minimum wage to every household during the lockdown and see very few try to flaunt the lockdown.

You can't lockdown people without food and expect them not to find a way to make a living.

Nigerian politicians are jokers

9japride:
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That shows the heart of some people can be very wicked. This early morning, someone already has such a negative mind. It's like hoping the devil will change to be a good guy.

The thing tire me ooh.

This early kpaikpai people wan begin their nonsense

DonroxyII:
The real problem is that we are not maximising what they are actually giving to us while they are maximising what we are giving to them .....

Is our rail sector efficient
are the technologies efficient
Arms and Ammunition we are using to fight the war they are using our money to sponsor


Our leaders don't understand how global politics is being played , they are still Clannish and Tribalistic!!



That is what they need us for "Consumption" not "Production" and their Cabals all agreed on that ...

Any attempt by Any African, Africans , African country or African countries to engage in Production devastating to Whether east or west, they will join hands in bringing that person down!!

You see China is not interfering in AFDB or anytime US/Europe get wahala with us .... They won't interfere in her business too but just shout on media

African is like a helpless naive girl at the mercy of unruly men.

DonroxyII:
It will be ... Don't worry though, The queen will bail us out ...

Our colonial masters no go shame us ...

Hahaha.

Depending on whether bailing us is worth the trouble for her.

[quote author= post=90144505]North East West or South..... No place like home.


For those that call Nigeria a zoo on a daily basis,
we won't be suprise to know that your uncles , aunties and relatives are among these innocent people that want to earnestly return to the same zoo!
Only animals live in zoo we presume!
Orisirisi something
[/quote]Oga this early morning when u go get sense?

Even if you don't have anything to say why not say thank you FGN and welcome home my people?

chiemmanuel:
So, Nigeria National carrier is now Air Peace
Shame of a nation

Amebo olofofo una don start again ooh for this early morning.

Agala una welcome home ooh.

I hope FGN will isolate and treat them like human.

Welcome home again.

DonroxyII:
Leave the dude, The way he reasons and sees it .... is the same way our leaders are seeing it .... If you make such a person the president of Nigeria, he will just throw us opened to Chinese ...

I don't know why people only plan for the present not Future .... China secret agents in the name of contractors would have used technologies to map out all nook and cranny of Nigeria and where all our natural resources are domiciled including those our military don't know since they are busy eating pepper soup and finding the next Amaka to ba.ng !!

Chinese are running crazy in Africa I pray it is not too late when we find out.

Hahaha.

So APC campaign strategy is to use the same thing they promised us in 2015 as bait for 2023?



The truth is that zombies will fall for it. Hahahaha

DonroxyII:
There is no difference between the west and China .... There is no difference between any Global power ....

If Africa will develop, it is Africa that will develop Africa because verily, Africans anywhere in the world can get massacred and the resources is carted away for free another Berlin Conference ...

The Machines are replacing Manpower Africans are known for .... but they still need us for Business .and Bullying.... I don't know what we are contributing presently to global development if not Natural resources only few Human resources!!

An average African just want to Fvck and Flex big cars and Mansions ... give him money and girls , all his problems are solved!!

You don finish us

On the other hand they need Africa to attain a certain level of success to be able to consume that which they produce for us.

We are consumer of their technologies, we consume every single thing they produce which grow their economy.

In return we get loan to purchase their trains.

They give us loan to import their arms and ammunition.

We their loans we are able to import their expertise in maintaining the machineries we bought from them using the loan they gave to us.

I am impressed.

babatee90:
Lol I no look like a gangster na haha ?
I moved to Manchester from Hammersmith central London last December...how about you bro

So you understand my opinion of how our people roll. For now I dey around Croydon but will move soon.

Exc2000:
you are right

well Buhari seem to be trying all his possible best not to look like a dictator since he was once a military, and people are abusing that and taking it for weakness... if he act tough they woud blackmail him with media hogwash calling him a General

Bros I have had decent conversations with you and I can bet my left balls that you are a smart guy with logical approach to issues.

Can you for once separate yourself from how you feel about voting for Buhari and hoping he does well. From an unbias position can you access his handling of the nation's affairs in the past years then come back and tell me if you yourself believe what you wrote up there.

Buhari major problem is laziness.

I can sum all his short comings into one word - laziness.

Laziness to improve himself : he was too lazy to resit for o level.

He was too lazy to go back to school or even take courses to improve himself after his failed outing as a military president.

He was too lazy to read and learn how to run cattle business, hence, he got stuck with his small herd of cow for several years.

Laziness made him spend 6 months before forming a cabinet. If that is not laziness I don't know what to call it.

After failing in his first term now he is too lazy to make any meaningful change in his cabinet.

I have never seen anyone as lazy as Buhari.

No wonder he was projecting on Nigerian youths by calling them lazy whereas he is the chief commander of lazy

pippimp:
Wow, that's a nice system ooo. Frustration until deportation. Lol....

It is a rough system.

Now there is new law for people with papers.
If police arrest you and you spend few nights in holding cell upon release they will send you bill for the nights you spend at the station.

If you commit a crime with less than 3 years jail sentence they are not sending you to prison. They add a decent fine on top with a monthly payment system while the put an ankle bracelet on you. So you go back to work and work to pay off your fine while at the same time you can't leave the country for any kind of travel. What pains them most is that for those two years you can't go on summer holiday abroad.

If you enter trouble here body go pain you ooh. The system will squeeze everything out of you.

People should stop wasting their time in scoring Buhari, we all know he has failed.

I think his performance now isn't different from how he performed in his O'level the man is consistent in failing

I have seen people that failed before but worked hard to succeed and they rose above their failures.

But Buhari is an enigma he swam in his O'level failure - didnt even bother to resit

failed as military president - didn't even bother to improve himself thereafter

Failed as a cattle rearer - didn't bother to go and relearn the trade from successful Fulani cattle merchants

Failed in his first term as civilian president - didn't bother to make any meaningful improvement in his cabinet

He is failing in his second term. Buhari likes swimming in failure. You people should leave him alone and stop grading him

pippimp:
They shouldn't be surprised when their progress is blocked in whatever country they end up without papers.

Here for instance without a paper you are not in existence. You can't open a bank account or rent anything or even enrol for a training or school. You are just floating in the system even police wont border arresting you unless you become dangerous to the public.

The idea is that if they arrest you at least for a while they will give you a warm cell to sleep. So ignoring your very existence saves public fund and also the trouble of sending you to immigration which would house you pay you and make preparations for deportation which cost money.

babatee90:
Loool pls stop misleading people with your fake news just because you want to prove a point abeg thank you bros

I am sure you live on Peckham.

OriOko88:
Lol. You're only telling us your secrets.

Bros I dey lay una secrets bare.

pippimp:
Which is why i will never advice anyone to leave Nigeria without papers. Papers brings peace of mind.

Bros you know the koko. But the problem with Nigerians is that when you try to warn them they think that you are trying to block their shine.

DexterousOne:
Well said

Don't mind people like officialgarri always trying to sow seed of discord.

OriOko88:
Yeye boy. As if you've seen where I posted my account number soliciting for help on nairaland. Japa jor

Of course you go create new account.

You be correct naija guy you no go dull yourself come use your main account

pippimp:
The Iraq one i believe. I've met a couple working there. But they were only there for work but left soon after.

I am even scared of working in UAE let alone Iraq. Bros even working in Nigeria scared the shit out of me.

Most people in those countries you mentioned once things gel for them they leave. The only problem is that hustling does not bring steady money to plan on. Some of them will eventually start raising families there and the shame of coming home without hitting it big keep them there forever.

OriOko88:
Venturing out at the detriment of my safety and reputation. I know you guys can do anything for money, and that's y u die cheap deaths all over Asia

Well they had better die out there rather than sit home before people like you that don't want to work but believe in money ritual will come and mine their skulls and harvest their organs.

pippimp:
I kinda find the Somalian story hard to believe but anything can happen.

I know a Nigerian guy from IB who was working legit in Iraq later moved to Afghanistan. Bros fear catch me ooh.

I knew him from school back in the UK he got teaching job in a uni out there. He is now living large in UAE.

That reminds me I met someone from naija working and living in Yemen. The guy is a PhD holder

OriOko88:
Igbos can migrate to any country sha. India of all people. Il prefer staying in my osogbo than migrating to that hell hole stinking country. Their rupees is almost equivalent to a naira. So why dying in India?? Goshh

You are right that's why you will be the first to post your account number asking for help instead of venturing out to fend for yourself.
Lazy youth na Buhari call una that ooh no be me ooh. abeg if u wan attack attack Buhari

babatee90:
pls which UK are you

The one at your backyard.

Nnamdipapakanu:
Ebhoes.... Ur people have been killed in India for stealing...

Though it's painful but I don't know why am doing this... It ought not to be... He might be innocent but for tribalism sake...

Ebhoes are flesh eaters

When someone calls you out you will say I was the one insulting the Yorubas.

Like I was told your cousins had to dig up your late grandfather corpse only to steal his skull.

I also heard that your great grand father cousin from Ekiti that his great grand children also raided his burial place while hunting for skulls.

That reminds me that your aunty Fumi that went missing somewhere around Mokola in IB rumour has it that her skull and private parts were harvested by that your other uncle that stays in Oshogbo.

No wonder you don't visit your village because you know that your skull is not safe that is why you keep claiming Lagos state. grin

Go your village and watch your skull ends up in your cousin's backpack on his way to babalawo shrine.

Below is the news on your cousin who was going to be harvester by a family member.

wany:
The 3 aluu guys were cultist go and check.and also don't forget they were caught with a short gun.Nigerians hustling outside the shores what are they hustling,if not drug,yahoo aka dating scam.the guy you quoted is not far from the truth.

Can you share the court charge sheet of the aluu 3 or the court's pronouncement to the effect of their crime?

Is it not in the same Nigeria that police will level false allegations on innocent citizens. Keep supporting until the day you will be accuse false don't come crying on this forum asking for advice.

The person I quoted was wrong crime knows no region. My point was that North South East and West have their share of criminal depending on where you look.

That notwithstanding there are still lots of Nigerians from South North West and East out here doing legit business.

That there are bad ones out there does not anyone the right to kill their fellow human. Let the law take its course. There have verb reported cases of mistaken identity, race incited accusation etc.

Nnamdipapakanu:
They shud remove me but leave it bloda Hoephase Insulting Yoruba tribe.. Cry me river, always pained when ur tribe is attack but attack other tribe with joy... Pained fellow

Abeg why are eboes always pained when insulted but they can insult other tribes with joy??

Cry me a river. I never insulted any tribe.

I insulted you personally for attacking the Igbos you might be a deluded Yoruba man.

You being a deluded Yoruba man does not give me the right to insult the Yoruba people in any form. I am not as senseless as you are.