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Phones / Tecno T901 3g Needed by hokekeholah: 3:28pm On Jul 29, 2022
Is there anyone with tecno t901 running kaios?.
Either new or used
Romance / Re: Why I'll NEVER Ever Invite A Nigerian Man To My House by hokekeholah: 5:53pm On Jul 26, 2022
I thought there is something sensible to read here....
Children of nowadays shaa...
.
Go and do your assignment before mummy return
Agriculture / Re: What My Fish Farm & Fishing Occupation Gave Me by hokekeholah: 5:43pm On Jul 26, 2022
Reinamaria:


If you had any atom of sense, you wouldn't be asking senseless questions.
Sorry ooo..
Atomic bomb
Agriculture / Re: What My Fish Farm & Fishing Occupation Gave Me by hokekeholah: 3:32pm On Jul 26, 2022
Reinamaria:


What about him did you miss?
Did he make any positive impact in your life?
Bad belle sighted..
Wait o
Is it that u aren't born with sense or u just decided to b senseless?.

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Romance / Re: Four Things That Turn Me On... by hokekeholah: 5:42pm On Jul 10, 2022
This isnt the nairaland I once knew...
Trash everywhere
Wow..
Just WOW

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Romance / Re: Are These Benefits Of Not Marrying A Black Man According To Statistics? by hokekeholah: 5:41pm On Jul 10, 2022
Wow...
Just WOW...
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Asked Out By A Female? by hokekeholah: 6:40pm On Jun 08, 2022
Twice!!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Stands Under Heavy Rain To Sing For A Girl He Admires — Video by hokekeholah: 12:13am On Jun 01, 2022
When u watch INDIA FILM alot

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Romance / Re: Man Sends New Wife Back To Her Father’s House For Lying About Being A Virgin by hokekeholah: 6:51pm On May 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Wow he must also be a virgin..fact is that most men that complain about ladies having high body count are also guilty of wh**ring around..

They need something better for themself while they ain't in no way better..
If you didn't get married as a virgin then you have no right to request for a virgin lady..

Its not about the man here but the lady...
The lady in question must have asked the man if he is a virgin or not before she lied about herself being a virgin..
That comrade is in pain (Lol)
Imagine being denied the kpekus for some years all in d name of reserving it and u later find out its a complete mess.
The V area of the lady must have been like capital letter( O)
I CAN FEEL HIS PAIN
grin grin grin

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Gaming / Re: Abuja : Install Over 70 Best Of Ps3 Games *pkg* Hack l Fix Your Ps3 Console by hokekeholah: 12:07am On Apr 24, 2022
I need pes 2022
GTA
GOD OF WAR
and if u get spiderman...
I stay in ibadan...
Romance / Re: Lady Partied While Her Boyfriend Got Troubled With The Bill They Got At A Club by hokekeholah: 10:17pm On Mar 10, 2022
grin I fit collect her phone take deposit

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Romance / Re: My Friend Doesn’t Save My Number, Is It Bad? by hokekeholah: 3:56pm On Feb 18, 2022
I don't save my mom's number because its too simple to forget.
If I could recollect ur number offhand, I don't need to save it. That's me
Romance / Re: How Do Guys With Multiple Girlfriends Cope On VAL.?? by hokekeholah: 3:19pm On Feb 09, 2022
They just pretend to go extinct!!...
But on a norms...
Na jobless guy wey dey date jobless girl dey fear ooo.....
Romance / Re: My FIRST Fruit As A Giveaway (30k) by hokekeholah: 2:26pm On Jan 29, 2022
Lemme have it please!!!
Am begging all

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Phones / Re: My Stolen Phone Of 2 Years Was Found In Niger Republic by hokekeholah: 2:55pm On Jan 14, 2022
harjay1986:


bro you get it wrong there still some phone with high security firewall, that will make it near impossible to bypass the lock screen and by lock you might unlock it but some of it function will be locked

Like which phone sir..
If there's anyohone like that, its still hasn't been manufactured..

Na true I dey tel u so..
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle? (photo) by hokekeholah: 2:52pm On Jan 14, 2022
The name of the 5th is 5th..
LOBATAN
Romance / Re: I Found A Hotel Key In My Pregnant Wife’s Bag. by hokekeholah: 2:49pm On Jan 14, 2022
With all due respect sir..

I take God beg u..

I use your mother and father head beg u...

Infact I use everything in this world take beg u..
Haaaa..
Aiye le oooo..

GO FOR DNA after delivery to avoid stories that touch.

LOBATAN.

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Phones / Re: My Stolen Phone Of 2 Years Was Found In Niger Republic by hokekeholah: 4:44pm On Jan 12, 2022
The reason the guy contact u is because he doesn't want to spend money to unlock it or lemme just say there aren't competent phone engineer over there... In Nigeria, them go remove the mi account and the destiny of the previous user join if it has been linked to it(just joking) ... Theres no phone that can't b unlocked... Eyinbo wey do pencil nahim also do cleaner
Romance / Re: What's That One Mistake You Will Not Repeat In 2022 by hokekeholah: 5:09pm On Dec 24, 2021
[color=#770077][/color]Betting....
That thing wan spoil my life patapata niii....
I don stop since last week so I pray make e last long!!!

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Sports / Re: Beware Of Telegram Channel: 49jaclortricks by hokekeholah: 9:34pm On Aug 21, 2020
Adewale1919:
ALEX BETGURU IS NO SCAM, HE IS JUST BEEN IMPERSONATED ALL OVER TELEGRAM, @BETGURU9988 THAT IS HIS REAL TELEGRAM HANDLE, AND HIS REAL CHANNEL IS NOT 49JACOLORTRICKS, ITS BET9JA LOOPHOLE CRIB, OTHER CHANNELS COPY HIS WORKS USING IT TO SCAM SO JUST BE CAREFUL YOU ARE CHATTING THE REAL ALEX, HIS REAL NAME IS ALEX NWAKAJI
THANKS GUYS


Its like thunder want to fire you...
He's a scammer guys please beware..
That's my account..
He scammed me and blocked me out of his channel...
Foreign Affairs / Re: The UK Prime Minister Buys A Tokunbo Car For His Dearly Beloved Wife by hokekeholah: 11:39pm On May 28, 2016
i don biliv it
Crime / Re: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by hokekeholah: 10:26pm On May 27, 2016
do u notice anytim strange with ya dick..mayb gettin bigger or smaller ;Ddo u notice anytim strange with ya dick..mayb gettin bigger or smaller

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