₦airaland Forum

BrokenTV:
IN YOUR DREAM.

it already happening, listen to news

lanxlot:
haha, u na Apc to d marrow na....as far as nairaland is concerned....wen dem publish d news yesterday na xo body de Sweet u .

am only advocating for change and Jonathan can't give us that change. so tell me any auternatives apart from buhari

if u marry beautiful but unintelligent woman, then expect olodo

lanxlot:
c as body de Sweet me. nairalanders abeg make una help me find and tie HOLATIN and OBIAGELLI......While I search for koboko.


btw, osewa and me admin one finish My MB....in d words of klint d drunk.....e no go work for u oo.

wetin I do

maybe you are not there when he was booed, abi camera dey lie ni ?

ransomed:
::-- You mean sense of reasoning? Oh perfectly working. I never twisted your comment but, to correct the impression that links terrorism with destiny or the acts of God. Thanks.

if you didn't twist my comment, what are you now doing ? you are screwing t abi
over sabi syndrome

PhockPhockMan:
Yoruba don't need GOODLUCK........
Laff won't kill me.

your brain is outdated, even fools will understand dat I mean the president but ur are fooler than the coolest.

u get Mb oooo.
I will watch it when alaba put am for cd

both

ask those that collect too much as bride price

ok
her emotional distress got the better of her. pls forgive her












but sentences her to life imprisonment.
no matter how dis life treat us, let treat other fairly.

in one word you are advocating for him.
pls everyone should get there PVC so we can kick broad jona out

kk
maybe I can buy this for my landlord so he can stop disturbing my sister.

Haaaaa k
But we don't need d sympathy, its too late
what we need change and you can't offer it. so bye bye to you in 2015.
and welcome to change by The general

BreezyRita:
Gbam! All said.

tanx sweerie

IYANGBALI:
must you comment if there is no network in your brain?ode.

I think the one with no network is the guy that make nothing out of something. don't put ur brain in off line whenever you are coming to nairaland.
one and last word for you.
GET A LIFE DUDE

Now that there is austerity measure in Nigeria,
expect more Nigerians to take to crime.
49yrs old Fred Obi was about to board an
Ethiopian Air flight from Abuja to Tel Aviv, Israel
with a strange cargo allegedly concealed in his
stomach when the law caught up with him.
He had ingested 1.594kg of c*****e. But he was
not the only one boarding that same flight with
intention of transporting narcotics they had
ingested on November 22, 2014, when they were
arrested by men of the NDLEA at the Nnamdi
Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja.
Also arrested were Ekechi Ferdinand (36),
Okonkwo Paul (20), Azubuogu Obumneme (30),
Okechi Anthony (34), Anozie Henry (34) and
Okafor Francis (51).
NDLEA spokesperson, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju,
confirmed that the raid which was headed by the
agency’s commander at the Abuja Airport, Mr.
Hamisu Lawan, turn out to be a revealing one…
The suspects, who were said to have been
arrested and isolated, were soon made to excrete
the drug they had ingested.
“The last of the suspects eventually finished
excreting the drugs in his stomach this morning
(Thursday, November 26),” Ofoyeju said.
Ferdinand excreted 1.616kg of c*****e, Paul –
1.103kg, Obumneme – 1.450kg, Anthony – 935
grammes while Henry exctreted 874 grammes of
c*****e.
The oldest of the suspects, Francis, on his part
excreted 1.167kg.
All the suspects, except Obi, were said to have
Hong Kong as the destination on their tickets.
NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, said that the
arrest of the suspects was an added victory to the
war against drug trafficking in the country.
He said, “Coming at a time when commanders of
our agency are holding a summit to move the
agency forward, this is a welcome development.
“Having seven suspected drug traffickers on a
single flight is a reflection of the desperation of
drug cartels.
But this will prove to them that the NDLEA has
the capacity to stop drug trafficking no matter
what method they employ.
“Fortunately for the suspects as well, our arrest
has saved their lives because for the suspects
heading to Hong Kong, it is clearly stated in their
visas that drug trafficking in Hong Kong attracts
the death penalty.
Nigeria has equally been saved from an
embarrassment their arrest would have caused if
they were caught over there.”

no to the guy and yes to the gurls

ok
do not mistakenly put blue film back cover in your CV.
do not mistakenly attach sack letter from ur previous work to your CV.
do not....

Pectoris:
lol

I lie

Truckpusher:
How did you know ?
Are you a soothsayer?
The hungry wey catch me speak Lebanese for my ear no be small.

God will answer ur prayer soon

Sometimes I wonder why Suya is only sold in the
evening & night. .Why??
I mean.. What if suya dey hungry me for
morning chop nko?
Abeg suya sellers why be say na only evening una
dey come out? – Anybody with good reason
here? lol

clap for your self weldone.

dat nice
at least native don dey save life before the interventions of medical

am not impressed.
too late

but drinking some prodigal alcohol can make you speak in tongue too.

only God is always right

will that creed increase your faith in God.
people just like wahalla

braintext:
Nairaland
I dey hail o

hail hail-led

who dey use them ?