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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Another Gaffe In Port Harcourt? by holocron: 8:53am On May 05, 2023
seanfer:


Not a gaffe.
What do you have to say about Obi that said he came back from UK in 2025?

Obi can also make gaffe. Yes.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Another Gaffe In Port Harcourt? by holocron: 8:49am On May 05, 2023
ChangedMan1999:



The bitter truth is that he will be your president for 4years.

Saying that he talks incoherently won't shake him.


We know. That's why we need to start preparing a formula now for understanding his speeches, except he will be reading out from prepared text only (which will be boring).
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Another Gaffe In Port Harcourt? by holocron: 8:43am On May 05, 2023
IgboSomalia:


Do you have any knowledge of engineering at all?
Or you don't know what structure means in several contexts?

Tinubu just used 1 word in 2 contexts but you are too daft to understand. I don't blame you though, you are not that bright.

If your parents provided you with some form of education, you won't be here asking stupid questions as if commonsense is a taboo in your family.



Oh, I was just wasting my time educating a pig.

Mr Man, I am not against our lord, the great Jagaban and we all need to understand his message clearly, because people will start emulating him. So my dear brother, hold your emotions, be objective and leave sentiments aside. Answer the question if you know:

'Structural support', that's clear. 'as not describable in a flyover', what does that mean?

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Politics / Tinubu: Another Gaffe In Port Harcourt? by holocron: 12:21am On May 05, 2023
While commissioning the flyover in Port Harcourt, Tinubu, while praising Wike's help in the presidential elections, said: "I couldn’t have done it without some structural support as not describable in a flyover”.

Modified:
@bolded, Now... what on earth does that mean?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Settles Abe And Wike Rift by holocron: 8:41pm On May 04, 2023
Pochettino:
Has he settled his rift with the FBI?

Yes. He paid up, and they let him go without charges.
Politics / Re: "I Owe Nothing": Shehu Sani Applauds Tinubu For Not Falling For Wike's Tricks by holocron: 12:03pm On May 04, 2023
Wike doesn't know he is dealing with a Don, a mafia Godfather. He think say him still dey play with the likes of Amaechi. Wike, you are playing with the big boys now.

The worst is when Jagaban told him "I don't have time to reply to your banters, I refer you to your fellow governor, sanwo-olu. I am your president." Plainly and publicly telling wike 'from henceforth you can't negotiate with me, I'm above you. I can only give you instructions'.

When Jagaban said "I owe you nothing" he wasn't just referring to reimbursement for wike's roads. He was explicitly telling wike that 'I owe you no obligations for whatever effort you think you may have made towards my election.'

And who can blame Jagaban for this? When you sell your brother, the person that bought from you can't justifiably feel safe with you. It's a pity.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Wike: I Couldn't Have Won The Presidential Election without your suppo by holocron: 5:49pm On May 03, 2023
"I couldn’t have done it without some structural support as not describable in a flyover,” he said.

What on earth does that mean?

Chai!
Travel / Re: Moment Uyo-Lagos Air Peace Flight Experienced Air Turbulence (Video, Photos) by holocron: 10:13am On May 02, 2023
JobNeededUrgent:
most Nigerian Christians are the most religious yet dumbest set of people I have come across.
no wonder why they always get scammed by their GO.
I only acknowledge the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ or Rather God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob

@the bolded, you have unknowingly given yourself away as one of the scammed. Sometimes when we think we are so smart we won't know when we go and use a basket to fetch water from the well.
Travel / Re: Moment Uyo-Lagos Air Peace Flight Experienced Air Turbulence (Video, Photos) by holocron: 10:08am On May 02, 2023
Septagon:
Why are hands up like them dey surrender to God?who videoed it?


Hadley Chase available

That's what they are doing naa. Hands up, we are at your mercy, God.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Nuclear-Like Missile Hits Ukraine (Video) by holocron: 9:43am On May 02, 2023
mankan2k7:
As far as it is not happening in Nigeria, it is okay.

The world is a global village. You can't escape it. Remember COVID and the pandemic.

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Crime / Re: Oyo Teenager Kills Father, Mother Arrested For Hiding Crime by holocron: 12:23am On Apr 30, 2023
shegra58:
Your ancestors have been eating human flesh from day one

I went to Ngwa and ohafia for Abia we were told not to sleep and close eyes

After and during Biafra war hunger cause una a lot

No wonder no leaf wey Igbo no dey eat grin

Your opponent insulted only Oyo state not Yorubas as a whole, and you have now attacked Abia State. Why then go further mentioning the whole Igbo? You have now entered the realm of tribalism, while your opponent is still somewhat clean.

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Crime / Re: Oyo Teenager Kills Father, Mother Arrested For Hiding Crime by holocron: 12:12am On Apr 30, 2023
pandoragirigory:
Seun mynd44 or nlpfmod is coming for him with his ethnic slurs

This is not ethnic slur. He said 'oyo state', he did not lampoon Yoruba ethnicity in general.

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Romance / Re: The Shege Men Go Through In The Hands Of Women by holocron: 11:34pm On Apr 27, 2023
U for slap sense into that your simp friend. Please leave am to go buy the sniper and drink. If he cannot learn from his foolishness then he probably doesn't need to keep living. Why would he be spending more than he can afford on a woman (even if na wife) who has not given him children? At least if the mother of your children chop your money run, you can be sure that most of the money will be to the benefit of the kids because women love their kids. But now, money and time down the drains. Take him to the club, let him drink and carry better olosho and realize that no difference between that olosho and his runaway girlfriend. All hole na hole, so shouldn't overspend or make a fool of himself next time.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Soldiers Pranked To His Tears By Cultists As He Roll On The Floor by holocron: 10:37am On Apr 26, 2023
Na lie. Poor acting

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Politics / Re: I Have A very High Chance Of Becoming Senate President - Akpabio (Video) by holocron: 10:23am On Apr 26, 2023
SARSCoV2:
I support such move!

The South-South needs to be compensated heavily.

If possible, Wike should be made minister of defence.

Supported. Sometimes out of evil, comes something good. Wike is a good man that uses evil methods to achieve his good aims. He is in order, after all, we have it on the authority of Italian philosopher Machiavelli that "...the end justifies the means"
Crime / Re: Bebex Vs James Omolara: Lagos CP Orders Case Charged To Court, Removes DPO. by holocron: 9:55am On Apr 26, 2023
The story doesn't make sense. It's most likely that Bebex complimented the woman, but being a shrew she retorted with insults instead of appreciating the kind words. Bebex couldn't have slapped the woman. Most likely his boys did, perhaps as a result of first assault from the shrewish woman. This won't be the first or last time a worthy man will be framed by a vengeful woman. Touts do harsh things to women everyday in Nigerian markets but the women play dumb because the touts are nobody. Touts grab the waists, their breasts, abuse women for wearing short or revealing clothes etc but they don't charge the touts with anything.

Now ordinary compliment in the market is causing trouble. The truth will come out in court.
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get Over A Heart Break by holocron: 10:19pm On Apr 21, 2023
Tickles001:


If you're "really" heart broken. It takes an average of 4years to heal satisfactorily, but may take a decade to heal completely. No amount of being busy, and singing praises can help you. It will only distract you for the time being.
The only thing I know that can help is a paradigm shift. You must re-evaluate your reasoning, how you understand human relationships. Then you'd realise why the heartbreak happened and the roles you played in it.
Understanding the why, leads you to accept the situation and head for higher grounds.

Shit! That amount of time you gave is caused by preexisting mental health challenges, it's not normal. Normal person, a few months, maximum a year.
Romance / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get Over A Heart Break by holocron: 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2023
It should pass away before a year, except you have mental health challenges. Naturally, once out of sight, also out of mind. If it lingers go for psychiatric treatment or psychological counseling.

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Politics / Re: Jeffrey Guterman Writes FBI To Release Tinubu’s File by holocron: 9:43pm On Apr 21, 2023
Iamgrey5:
Why will Tinubu Carry drug when he already controls the largest economy in Africa and has significant stake in Nigeria and many other African countries?

How easy do you think is the drug trade anyways?


By all rights he shouldn't but...
a possible answer: old habits die hard.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Been Found In France. To Undergo Surgery. by holocron: 9:17am On Apr 20, 2023
Rayban25:


Make e just join his ancestors in process of that surgery

This is just too bad. You only have a difference of opinion with him. Tinubu is a human being like anyone else. He hasn't done you anything (yet) or murdered anyone (to the best of our knowledge) to deserve wishing him dead. May God forgive you
Politics / Re: Adamawa Guber: INEC Has Left You Without Single Legacy – CNPP To Buhari by holocron: 8:05am On Apr 18, 2023
Penguin2:
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve questioned myself if Buhari is truly the one at Aso Rock.

See, I’m not Nnamdi Kanu’s disciple but I’ve doubted Buhari’s existence many times this period.

The Buhari that was sold to us as incorruptible, the Buhari that introduced WAIC in the 80s, the Buhari that executed drug dealers in the 80s can’t be alive and well and be tolerating all these rubbish happening.

Something is wrong somewhere.

You have hit the nail on the head my brother. That's the basic truth most Nigerians are hiding their head in the sand from. A fish is smelling somewhere. That person is not buhari or Buhari has gone senile and is being replaced in public by a cleverly made up body double actor. Bola Tinubu and top APC stalwarts know the secret of what's up.

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Family / Re: Couples With Thriving Marriages, Please Share Your Story by holocron: 8:08pm On Apr 02, 2023
greatiyk4u:
Ever since I married her for many years now,
I have been growing from glory to glory
In my finances
My health....never been hospitalized
My family....I have 3 handsome healthy boys at the moment
Peaceful and understanding plus prayerful,GOD Fearing humble and understanding wife and inlaws

Not even the Buhari bad policies has hindered the growth though it slowed it down a bit due to my line of career but my family is sweet.

If you see where we are playfully dragging meet and fish, ice cream, snacks etc with my wife and children, marriage go begin hungry you.

For now, no issues at all

@the bolded, It will come. Brace for it. As certain as night comes after the day.
Politics / Re: Let 2023 Be The Last Time Igbos Will Interfere In Lagos Politics - Onanuga by holocron: 7:18pm On Mar 20, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


Interesting. Swedes have 4 different tribes. Still not comparable with Nigeria with 200 tribes.
Nigeria is the most complex country on the planet. There are unwritten rules that MUST be followed to co-exist peacefully in Nigeria.

Swiss, my dear boy, swiss - not swedes. People from Switzerland are called Swiss, not swedes.
Ambiguous/vague boundaries make for quarrelsome neighbors. Let the rules be written down, mbok, ejo o.
Politics / Re: Over-voting Had Been Defeated; But Vote-Manipulations Are Yet To Be Defeated by holocron: 9:59am On Mar 20, 2023
dessz:

Please no... Anything online should not be done for what will decide the fate of a country. We are not technologically developed to secure that system, so we will have to give foreigners to build the system.. Basically given them access to manipulate our country.

You know wetin dey.
Politics / Re: Let 2023 Be The Last Time Igbos Will Interfere In Lagos Politics - Onanuga by holocron: 8:16pm On Mar 19, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


There's no SINGLE European country with multiple tribes. English tribe lives in England. German tribe lives in German. Norwegian tribe lives in Norway. The French tribe lives in France. Comparing multi-tribal Nigeria and western countries is inaccurate.

Switzerland has four main linguistic and cultural regions: German, French, Italian and Romansh.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Lawyers Storm INEC Headquarters - Watch The Reaction Of Prof Yakubu by holocron: 9:04am On Mar 14, 2023
Please, and please, Yakubu should stop over using that phrase " I assure you...". You can't make 5 sentences without abusing that phrase. It's fraudulent and annoying.

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Politics / Re: CBN Says Old ₦200, ₦500, ₦1,000 Notes Remain Legal Tender by holocron: 11:05pm On Mar 13, 2023
Theunbothered:


Somebody is ruining your life you're calling them geniuses. You the foolish Nigerians who have to wait under the sun to access your funds are the ones being played.

Daft lots
He said 'EVIL' genius. Not the good variety.
Crime / Re: Prophet Olushola Akinsipe Rapes 13-Year-Old Girl During Deliverance by holocron: 9:18am On Mar 09, 2023
It's not just the pastor. The father who delivered her to the pastor for deliverance (pun intended) should also go to jail.

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Business / Re: Banks Issue, Reject Deposits Of Old Notes By Customers by holocron: 9:02am On Mar 09, 2023
Quest7777:
Imagine banks deliberately issuing out money that is ILLEGAL TENDER without being seriously sanctioned by CBN.

Then CBN & Buhari disregarding Supreme Court ruling.
Such a lawless & confused country that have abandoned citizens to their own fate.

How can something sanctioned by supreme court be termed ILLEGAL?

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Politics / Re: Chatham House: Presidential Election Not Conducted In Line With INEC’s Guideline by holocron: 9:40am On Mar 08, 2023
CruelDove:
I think it high time international bodies stop interfering into Nigeria politics.

It's sickening to the sovereignty of this great nation.

Have you forgotten that all the major presidential candidates went there to campaign of their own free will?

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