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Celebrities / Re: Meet Joseph Frost Of London: Wizkid’s $1.2m Iced Wristwatch Customizer by holusormi(m): 6:09pm On Jan 25, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
you get first class for mumu

Na me and your papa and mama and first born for ina family Dey compete for first class for mumu schoool
Celebrities / Re: Meet Joseph Frost Of London: Wizkid’s $1.2m Iced Wristwatch Customizer by holusormi(m): 11:34am On Jan 25, 2018
kolawoleibukun:
this na the problem with black people. black man go wear fortune for him body and at the end of the day dem go say government bad. wetin go make this poor boy day spend this kind money on wristwatch? are we not supposed to patronize made in Nigeria? e bad say wizkid use him platform to sell Africa to the world.

without Nigerian wizkid would have been a nobody. he started here. we celebrated him. collectively we bought his CD. We paid our naira to attend his shows. we made him a brand. then he makes enough money FROM US. then he realized someone from foreign country is better deserving of the money that we gave him collectively. he carry the money go dash the man. the man put the money into his own economy for that side. we have technically robbed our own selves.

he follow the man snap unsolicited picture. the man becomes more famous. this is after robbing him of $1.2m oh. now many Nigerians will follow suit and give all our cash away.

then we will come back to Nigeria to criticize the government who are in turn doing the same thing.

e bad if wizkid wear Nigerian make? do you know how much the economy can rake in if wizkid catch one aba genius and call him his designer? do you know how much people can be raked out of poverty with 1.2 million dollars? if person talk some people way feel say dem wise go attack am. make we forget government and think. challenge our own to look inward.

$1.2m we have geniuses here in this country that can make that diamond watch for half that amount. but we no believe in ourselves. Do you know that it will be shocking if I told you that this man way wizzy folo snap pic no even touch the watch with him hand. he has employees. and chances are that the employees are low paid Nigerians working for him. the man takes the money and the glory.

still that watch is not worth anything because no big name don wear am. if to say na queen eliza, Ronaldo/messi or Beyonce buy this watch e go get value.

I sorry for black man. he should take care of his skin first.

a small boy of this age look at his skin. imbalance complexion at this age and with all these money. look him face and him hand them be like Siamese twins. cosmetologist no day see am?

Bla bla bla , a man can spend his own money how he deems fit , and no!! , Nigerians didn’t dash him money , Nigerians paid for good music , pls get the difference , if you ever make money in your life , go and call all the aba boys in aba and make them your personal designers , nobody go fight you , but till then ... STFU about how he chooses to spend his hard earned money!!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Ex-Girlfriend, Tania Omotayo, Party Together In London (Photos) by holusormi(m): 5:55am On Jan 22, 2018
Threebear:

My back account is nothing to laugh at grin
Don't confuse me with the sound your ATM card makes when machines decline citing insufficient funds.

Ahan, why are you like this na ? Sombori cannot play small play with you , see how you destroyed someone’s career , you should be ashamed of yourself , smh
Family / Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by holusormi(m): 1:27am On Dec 20, 2017
Reasonabledoubt:
He is not you father. He owes you guys nothing. If he decides to help your mum, it’s coz he wants to do so, not coz he has to.

It is the responsibility of a parent to train his/her children, so your mum did not do him or you guys a Favour by not remarrying, that was her decision.

She did her job, you people were not consulted before she decided to have you. So training you guys was not a privilege, it was her absolute responsibility.

Get your own life and stop looking at him for help, as you come this life, na so him too take come the life.

Some of you siblings expect that your older ones or the richer sibling will die for you. Make your own money. He has his own family to think of now, and besides you’re not the one working for his money, so stop feeling entitled.

Nigerians and their entitlement mentality.

Imagine what you are saying ... it’s his mum’s responsibility to take care of him , but it’s not his to take care of her when she’s old and probably cannot work again , a child she probably spent her life savings on , savings she would have possibly used to invest in a long term business and yet it’s not his responsibility to take care of her

So where does the term ‘invest in your children future’ comes from ??

Bro pls, always insist on condoms when you want to have sex oo, you should not sire a child with this amount of stupidity in you ... pls take my advise to heart!!! Oponu Omo ale!!!

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Events / Re: Escoba Smith Buries His Father In Umuahia, Money Rains At The Event. Photos by holusormi(m): 8:15pm On Dec 18, 2017
blaze1916:
Sorry!!! With all the money the son has, he couldn't buy him back to life..vanity

You are not wise , .. with all your poverty , can you buy back life ? Anuofia!!!!
Religion / Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by holusormi(m): 6:40am On Dec 13, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.

Blind or stupid , which one are you ? Typical Nigerian , won’t read yet jump into meaningless conclusions ... otutupoyoyo
Romance / Re: UNILAG Girl Recounts Her "Rape & Beg" Experience With A Man, Unilagolodo by holusormi(m): 7:59am On Nov 28, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
I cannot even believe the comments I’m reading here. Like are you fuckiñg shitting me?? Even from fellow ladies too?
Things is, Nigerians are too close minded and backward thinking. A lot of things can constitute as rape. It’s not only when a random guy abducts you and forcefully has sex with you while you scream and fight back can be considered as rape. The basic thing that defines rape is CONSENT! Whether she was wearing only her panties in the man’s bed, even if she was twerking naked for him, as long as she said NO, then he had no right to try and perform any sexual activities on her.
And since when did agreeing to cuddle him automatically imply consent to have sex with him? He even went on to give her orals and strip her. Thing is, even if she may not have fought back, bottom line is, she didn’t want sex to happen. And he went on and did what he wanted anyway. That’s a more subtle kind of rape.
Nigerians really need reonrientation of their mindset when it comes to the issue of rape. I’m seeing a lot of bs comments like “why would she go to a guy’s house when it’s not her boyfriend” and “why would she wear only shorts in his bed and why would she sleep on the Same bed with him?” The thing is, irrespective of the circumstance surrounding the story, she didn’t give her consent and the man had sex with her against her wish. It wasn’t consensual sex thus, it can be classified as rape. Too bad she’s just speaking up now.

Lol,for the sake of your unborn children , I really hope you are not this stupid in real life ,,, pls always insist on condoms with your bf , don't mother a child with these dominant stupid genes of yours ... They will suffer!!! You go to spend a night with a guy that's not your bf, you even changed into a bum short bla bla , fvck were u expecting, a sermon
Family / Re: My Wife Is Adulterous: Advice Needed-long Post by holusormi(m): 11:35am On Nov 26, 2017
dingbang:
But you cheated on her...even had sex with a girl...

And now your wife is just only chatting with someone else you are here boiling like molten magma ....


See God is not stupid ok... He has allowed the devil to come into your marriage which you started the adultery.. You are the one that needs to seek for mercy

How old are you ??
Autos / Re: Camry 010 Toks Full Option For Sale@4.650m by holusormi(m): 8:45am On Nov 23, 2017
Lol, 4.650m ,,... Yeye dey smell
Business / Re: Biometrics To Replace Atm's Soon - CBN by holusormi(m): 7:51am On Nov 21, 2017
This is the stupidest shii AV heard all day , what if there's an emergency and the acct owner can't physically go to the atm to withdraw cash , what do we do ?? Cut the account owner's fingers or remove their eyeballs ??

The people making these decisions are too stupid to be alive Abeg

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Autos / Re: »»» Sold!! 2 Months Regd. Lexus ES350 08 @ N4.3M Negotiable ««« by holusormi(m): 7:59am On Nov 11, 2017
lol , can 9m fly this ride Lmao!!!
Car Talk / Re: Can I Replace Honda City Engine With Toyota Engine by holusormi(m): 7:45am On Oct 25, 2017
Yeah sure , u can replace it with Toyota Tundra v8 engine ... Since today is stupid questions and answer day cool

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Autos / Re: We also Upgrade Mercedes (GL/ML/GLK_Eclass_Cclass_Sclass) Lexus/Toyota & more by holusormi(m): 5:46am On Sep 11, 2017
rickkychidex111:



Smiling Just like those icons.
I smell conspiracy here. May I ask why u brought this up and trying to derail my thread?
And spoil my hustle when we don't even know eachother at all ?
We've never had a biz OR anything at all to link us?

The last time I checked that post about that incident, it was since June someone wrote there last. So why bringing it up again?

And you're where you are praying for God's blessings...Gods protection and others you seek from God, yet see how inhuman you are to a fellow being you don't even know.

Mind you my instagram account is @rc_carscribs and I took every photo shot myself. Cropped myself and posted on my page. And that's how I post any car I advert here. Only a few I was highlighting about Xenon headlights I got online so that people can see exactly the type am talking about.

Also concerning that issue, myself and the guy have settled the issue. He said he would close that post/thread but he hasn't and his line has not been going through since then. I just decided to keep calm about everything and not respond anyone.


Went through your post...got your number and called you. And you confirmed he's your friend. At least my numbers are always here....you can reach me on phone and we talk than coming here to write all that.
Anyway. That's that.
I wish you well bro in all your endeavours. And I leave you with your conscience.

Nigger , my people say 'pounded yam of 20 years dey burn person for hand' ... Truth remains that you are a scammer and a thief if you don't return what you owe ...and my guy don't play yourself .. You haven't settled anything ... Smh ... You don't need to call me to tell me anything ... Just do what's right , how hard can that be

Abeg GTFO my mentions and till you really settle the homie , I'll be over all your Nairaland posts like 'white on bread' grin grin

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Autos / Re: We also Upgrade Mercedes (GL/ML/GLK_Eclass_Cclass_Sclass) Lexus/Toyota & more by holusormi(m): 3:49pm On Sep 10, 2017
Nice one , but before you start any nonsense upgrading advertisements with the fake downloaded pics you scraped of genuine Instagram pages , have you refunded the 50k you stole ??

No one should answer this boozo ooo , he still has a fraud case he hasn't settled , and if you take your car to him to get upgraded , you'll loose money and he will label you a yahoo boy , y'all ve been warned

grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari’s First Day Back On Duty, A Loud Disappointment, Aso Rock Sources - SR by holusormi(m): 8:02am On Aug 22, 2017
Why can't this Facking idiotic silly excuse of a president just resign ... Shii
Romance / Re: How To Get Married On A 20k Salary! by holusormi(m): 8:44am On Aug 21, 2017
askseunoladele:
HOW TO GET MARRIED ON A 20K SALARY!

If age is no longer on your side, you have found the woman you want to marry but your salary is the barrier between you and your marital promised land, you earn 20k or a little more per month, your sexual urge is getting uncontrollable, you are over 30 and your fiancee wouldn't mind settling down with you, here is the practical way to survive on a 20k salary!

1. Pay your tithe 10%

2. Save 10%

3. Get a room apartment where you will not be paying more than 2k per month.

4. With neighbours, your NEPA bill should not be more than #500:00.

5. Feeding for both you and wife not more than 10k. Always buy your foodstuff in bulk every month, you will save lots of money.

6. Keep 10% for emergencies, that is 2k.

7. The remaining #1,500 will be shared between you and your wife as pocket money. You 1k, wife, #500.

Now listen: you can only do this on the conditions given below:

1. Your wife will get a job to assist you financially so that both of you will put money together to start a business, look for a higher paying job or run your vision that will yield profits, enlarge you and move to a higher level of comfort and wealth. Discuss this thoroughly in courtship and ensures she agrees. That is what courtship is about: to discuss your future and see if you can walk together (Amos 3:3).

2. No baby for the first 2 years while you both work harder and get something better or extra doing to cater for the baby. Discuss this thoroughly. Visit a family planning clinic and get an advise on which family planning method will work for you. Withdrawal sometimes fail and calculating the ovulation period is not completely reliable but if she is very diligent, can consistently monitor her ovulation, you may take the risk but combining with CD is better (I'm talking to mature adults here).

3. There will be pressure from your family especially your mother for her to get pregnant. Stand up for her, shield her, be a man and let your mum know that for personal reasons, it's your decision for her to delay pregnancy. Marriage is for mature men and women, not for boys and girls. You should be responsible and have the final say in your marriage. Your decisions are between you and your wife, whatever anyone else says is secondary! Protect her from your family, stand up for her!

4. Pray diligently and consistently for God to enlarge you.

5. Map out practical plans for you to achieve your dreams.

6. Have the faith that can move mountains! The Bishop Oyedepo and Fela Durotoye's type of faith: These men had almost nothing when they started but their wives were working and assisted them till they broke through.

You can make it before you get married. You don't have to get married on a salary of 20k. The Lord can surprise you with a better job, profitable business or great contracts before you marry, if not yet then don't wait till you are in your 50s before you settle down.

"Two are better than one..." is what the Holy Book says. With your wife's full support and strong faith in you, you will break through the ceiling of limitation and emerge into your glorious destiny. FEEL FREE TO SHARE. God bless you, cheers!
© Seun Oladele, 2017.
www.askseunoladele..com

Lmao, you joking right

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Car Talk / Re: 2006 Benz S65 AMG Falls From Grace To Grass, Sold For 2% Of Original Price by holusormi(m): 8:28am On Aug 19, 2017
Factfinder1:
That is what you get when you use bad money to buy things ask were he got d $200k at first

Are you this stupid in real life or its just an online thing
Culture / Re: Meet Ooni Of Ife’s Sisters Who Ensured The Emergence Of A New Queen by holusormi(m): 2:36am On Aug 16, 2017
moscobabs:

Board a bus going to Ibadan from any where alight at Iwo road, walk down the bridge by the right you will get car calling Ilesha- ife enter it but don't forget to tell the driver that you are going to Ooni palace so he can find a bike for you to the palace from the bus stop . once u arrive at Ooni palace tell the security operatives that you want to see Oonirisa ..just prostate for him and ask him the questions you have for him.

Kabiyesi is a nice gentleman.

Just look at yourself , your savagery is out of this world !!! Smh

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Career / Re: Young Landlord Who Is A UNIBEN Graduate And A Meat Seller (Photos) by holusormi(m): 6:43am On Aug 14, 2017
Yo stupid if you think he built this edifice from meat selling, smh Nigerians are extremely gullible and easy to deceive .... That's why you can be an armed robber and a recharge card seller , yet silly people will come praise you that you built 3 mansions from selling cards ... Smh
Autos / Re: 90 deg 02 Sensor Spacer (Solutn to Stolen, below threshold, ineficient Catalyst) by holusormi(m): 5:26am On Aug 05, 2017
@gazzuz, what do u think about this boss ? I am the red Camry guy
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by holusormi(m): 3:53pm On Aug 02, 2017
GAZZUZZ:


Dr i have a mild fever what do you think the problem is?


That's how vague your query is.

You need to scan the vehicle.


Lol Oga gazzuz , already called earlier ... Will bring it over tomorrow , thanks
Autos / Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by holusormi(m): 10:23am On Aug 02, 2017
Hi gazzuz , was driving home yesterday night when my check engine light suddenly came on , what could be the cause ? Car is a 2007 Camry LE ... Thanks
Agriculture / Re: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by holusormi(m): 6:33am On Jul 20, 2017
MetaPhysical:


God bless you for preserving its life. You might not know this but if any harm was coming and one of those pythons is around they sense it...and they will guard it off without you even becoming aware of the danger or the protection. Thats what serpents do. They are connected into the spiritual realm and are natural shield against harm. This is why they were adopted as standard for medical practice.


Lmao , this one is strong , eleyi gidi gan ooo ... Serpents protects you in the spiritual , oh my days grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Photos Of Bugatti Veyron Spotted In Lagos Today by holusormi(m): 6:16am On Jul 20, 2017
Donjcco:
A plus to the department of petroleum engineering.... Congratulations to Ndubueze for ur newly elected position as the ISEC P. R. O STUDENTS UNION GOVERNMENT.... we anticipate for more position to this level...
Thank you
Comr. DON J

You understand that your head is not correct right ??
Travel / Re: This Little Girl Headed To London All By Herself(pic) by holusormi(m): 6:11am On Jul 20, 2017
Ajinoride:
I guess this is a joke. international immigration laws do not allow underage to travel alone. he\she must be in company of one or more adults.


Lol , your ignorance is on drugs �

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Technology Market / Re: Professor On Any Type Of Generator. by holusormi(m): 8:05am On Jun 30, 2017
enochogaga:



I only recommend 2.5kva on lutian to people, Lutian is a good product on his own.

Okay thank you , 2.5kva is not enough for my needs
What product do u recommend for 4kva above ?

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