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Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Biggest Life Lesson You Have Learnt? by holusormi(m): 1:32pm On May 27, 2019 |
Nobody really has your back , only you got your own back |
Education › Re: Need Advice,i Am Sleeping Too Much And My Exams Are Close by holusormi(m): 7:02am On May 09, 2019 |
TheManofTomorrow: 8 hours is too much for a student. They'll say its unhealthy but I tell you one will have to defy all odds to b successful. I sleep max of 5hrs and 4hrs during exam period. Did I die ?
You will (very soon) if you continue depriving yourself of sleep
8 hours of sleep is not to much for a student , it’s a matter of going to bed early and waking up early To function maximally , the body needs a lot of rest!!!
To the op. If d problem is your alarm refusing to wake you. Then I may suggest you download Alarmy(Sleep if you can) app from playstore which will require you to solve a math problem or scan a barcode before you can sleep or snooze alarm which I'm sure you will b fully awake by then..
And then I understand the stress a fresher has too cos I'm also one but then, you will have to reduce stress during d day to the bearest minimum to allow maximum reading at night. And then visit library during the day too. Don't just bank on night reading
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Crime › Re: Missing 15-Year-Old Girl Found After Three Days, Went To Visit Her Boyfriend.PIC by holusormi(m): 3:15pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
See her face like stone |
Family › Re: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by holusormi(m): 6:38pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
IamD18: Who's the bitch? Someone's wife?
Are you MAD? What right has he to even send her on an errand in the first place? Is he her boss at work, husband, father or elder brother?
Are you FOOLISH? Why will he even visit and stay with her when the husband isn't around? I'm asking you!
Are you that DUMB? Don't you know what it means to set boundaries and mode in which you should relate to a married friend?
According to OP, she politely suggested another alternative but he turned it down, proving he had something in mind.
And here you are, typing about bitches!
Should I blame your father for this statement you made on someone's wife or should I blame your dusty brain?
It's so pitiful and shocking that after all the promises you made to your parents to be responsible, reasonable and sensible, you ended up as a shallow minded BOY who is ready to suck the scrotum balls of his friends than to protect his wife in cases like this.
C'mon! Will you take your pathetic self out of here!
Nonsense and turninoninown! I should buy you a drink for this !! Pls dm your Acct number - this is a friendly gesture , I like common sense dispensers like this |
Family › Re: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by holusormi(m): 6:36pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Nairaland30: Puxxyasslicker.
Friends over bitches mehn!! You are stupid if you ever pick your friends over your wife - stupid AF !!! |
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Misunderstood A Girl's Green Light before? by holusormi(m): 12:18pm On Mar 03, 2019 |
Gaspardd: This event happend 2011 in my undergrad days. Was in thesame faculty with this girl, she was very cute and somehow our eyes used to meet whenever we were in class. This happened repeatedly that i was convinced that yea she was the one for me(virgins lol ).
Whenever i come back from lectures i used to jist my frieds about this girl that used to stare at me, they would cheer me up, and i would respond with pride. I decided to step things up by trying to catch the time she would come in for lectures and sit beside her. It was tough but one time i was lucky, even lent her my pen and left it with her afterwards. All this while in my mind, i don see gf, but i never spoke a word to her but damn i thought we had this nonverbal friendship thing going on and i would always daydream about how i will write her love poems, surprise her with gifts(got this from laws of seduction).
At the last lecture of the semester i decided to be brave for once in my lifetime by introducin myself to her and stuff but on tapping her on the shoulder after class, her response was harsh, like i wanted to steal from her or sth. She walked off hurriedly and i ran towards her tryin to remind her we re classmates and that i even lent her my pen once. She said that was actually the first time she would be seeing me in her whole entire life. I was speechless. At the end she hailed down a bike and climbed. That day i actually lost hope in myself and humanity and i wanted to leave this planet. Lmao , are you sure you are not me ?? This actually happened to me also back then , always used to look at the girl at 1500LT during my predegree days in Lautech , I didn’t know her name then so I used to call her ‘omo 1500’ , and my stupid friends then made fun of me for years lollll |
Business › Re: A Friend Referred Me For A Contract, I Gave Him 10% But He Wants More. (PICS) by holusormi(m): 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2019 |
generationz: Nigerians and entitlement mentality
Why didn't the friend do the contract himself/ herself
He/ she obviously didnt have the technical know how
You think if he did he would given his friend the connection
Forget about help 90% of people who "help" you are only doing it for themselves. In your rush to type and get likes , you must be careful not to sound senseless , what you said is unimaginably foolish ... calm down auntie |
Politics › Re: Union Bank And Bankers Warehouse Reply EFCC On 2.8 Million Dollars Seized by holusormi(m): 2:22pm On Dec 22, 2018 |
duni04: There is no frigging way on earth this particular money transit was legit. If these staff duly presented letters of conveyance from the Bank, there is no way the EFCC would have detained them. The press release came from the EFCC head office in Abuja! They would have done due diligence and confirmed if the transit was indeed Legitimate. This nonsense press conference from Union bank and Bankers warehouse is an attempt to quickly legitimise an illegal transit in which they were caught! That money must not be returned to Union bank under any circumstance. I'm waiting for another press conference from the EFCC to counter these useless claims by union bank and Bankers warehouse. If they duly presented papers for a legal transit, there is no where they would have been stopped. Except they were using union bank and Bankers warehouse cover to launder money for someone. Shutup pls , stop talking .. the more you talk the foolisher you appear |
Literature › Re: Lost in Lust [A story by Toyin Olorunsola] by holusormi(m): 10:01am On Dec 13, 2018 |
FrankAkowe: Dear friends and Nairalanders,
Good day to you all. I must confess that I I have been overwhelmed with your responses since yesterday. Thank you for your interest. Thank you for your comments. More updates later today Hi , can I send you a vtu now so u can send me the pdf ?? 1 Like |
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Your Guy Doesn't Invite You For A Sleepover Again by holusormi(m): 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2018 |
Or when you just trouble his life unnecessarily , babe lemme eat some of your food etc  |
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Autos › Re: Super Clean 05/06 Toyota Camry Xle.... Location Benin City by holusormi(m): 12:45pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
He wanted to write 1.5m .. typo error |
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Romance › Re: How Do You Deal With A Breakup? by holusormi(m): 2:01am On Jun 18, 2018 |
Synord: Hmmn.
I remember vividly , the memories are still Crystal clear like iPhone 8 images and the pain runs deep in my heart like arteries.. The moments are still engraved in my mind like Okorocha's statues and the fights/drama embedded in my medulla like hai hai is embedded in small doctor's mouth..
it happened in the year 2014, a year I can never forget in a hurry ..
I dated This girl for 5 years..Five good years. I could have studied a course and graduated from the university with the time I invested in the relationship .
Sometimes I still miss her like the way Messi does with Penalties.
She was everything ..My heart ..My love..My Queen , My Baby
..She had this radiant smile that could lighten up anyone's mood. She is intelligent , patient,God fearing,cooks well,dances well , neat, sociable, attractive, Perfect dress sense with the most amazing physique I have ever seen.
Anita was everything a man could wish for ..The way she walked,talked, loved and fuc ked ... Kasa !!!! ...she was the 9th wonder of the world to me..
and when she wears that particular red dress with the Jesus rosary hanging in between her two succulent mammary glands and she calls me by my first name in that seductive " toolz o " kinda tone and her orgasm bringing British accent as she slowly rolls her tongue and puts her finger in her mouth while touching her round and succulent buttocks made of the softest extraction of flesh I have seen ,
I totally forget myself and lose control ( in Peruzzi's voice) .At that moment, I know I just have to make paradise because I was already tasting version 1.0 with Anita here.
is it her sparkling white teeth ? , her daily teasing of me being the most handsome man she has ever seen , her dirty talks, when she motivates me to achieve a lot of things I achieved , she teaches me, corrects me in love , how she handles me when I am angry at her ,she knows my weak points , She knows how to garnish my favorite dishes, she is never insecure,jealous or violent ..How she sold her Father's motorcycle to help me with a business I invested in, burned candles with me in school, shunned a lot of richer and more good looking guys for me .....
Damn !!!!
she could literally die for me !!!
Anita...
Anita..
Not until 2014 when the unthinkable happened..
Did I get over Anita ??
yes I did !!! How the hell I did is a story for another day probably..
P:S I think it is more painful or difficult to get over a person after breakup when
1) you unavoidably see the person everyday / once a week / frequently
2) when the. reason for break up is petty/ not cheating/ something that can be easily resolved
3) there is no other better option/person on ground
4) The partner moved on to a better person in terms of looks, money or status
5) When you really really love the person
6) when you are broke 
7) When the sex is Ogorodomdom
when you guys are meant for each other .. You clearly are not over her yet , with you ‘stewpid’ long post @poster , he should have sex with another woman ASAP , the reason he’s hung is probably because he’s an introvert , finds it hard approaching other ladies so he thinks he won’t see anyone else , it’s his brain playing tricks on him Nobody is irreplaceable .. nobody!!! |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Women? by holusormi(m): 4:17am On Jun 13, 2018 |
igho003: Lousy attitude Do you have sense at all ? |
Crime › Re: Samson Olugbenga Oyekunle Evertipsysmiley Arested, Jailed Over N290m Fraud In US by holusormi(m): 12:22pm On May 30, 2018 |
vedathinternetw: Choi...
Dem don move tipysmiling
Na my shooter be that. Ogun wee kee dem Lol, your shooter ??.... smiley , your shooter ?? ... lol !!... you high on dry weed ... no make me laugh abeg |
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Romance › Re: South African Friends Beat A Man For Secretly Sleeping With Four Of Them (Video) by holusormi(m): 5:21pm On Apr 18, 2018 |
Stil wonder why that boy didn’t distribute hard slaps to all of them , smh ... stood there looking like a fvcking idiat.... he didn’t do anything bad , he slept with 5 friends , not like he killed 5 friends .. smh |
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Family › Re: Pls Help I Got This Text Result But Don’t Knw Which Drug To Buy "Result Inside" by holusormi(m): 7:15am On Apr 03, 2018 |
You won’t be attending to anything again if you are dead , don’t die a foolish death , follow your doctor’s advice!!! |
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