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Car TalkRe: Lexus Rx 350 2010 Or Toyota Venza 2010 by holusormi(m): 5:08am On Jul 23, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright... ogbeni your money don come.make them clear road for you..I don first talk am say nor be stone we niggarrrz dey cook..na beans and very soon he go don... Dangote go hear word...we must break Dangote record
Ogbeni go for Rx 350 anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Na this Rx 350 i want try double my huzzle make i buy for mumsy before August ending...
But Bros op if you get money you fit still collect the two

Although i get Voltron(first pics) and venza( second pics) but me must buy that Rx350...then my sisters go dey use the Voltron...
G , you talk too much - too damn much !!! , who ask you all this ??
RomanceRe: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by holusormi(m): 5:00am On Jul 23, 2020
proxillin:
Thanks for your inputs. Thanks to those who got something sensible to say and to blank heads. Una thank you.

I dont think the relationship is healthy.something is not right.

I still think people dont just repent overnight except their is a secret reason.
Lol, so how long does it take people to change , ‘over 2 nights’ ? - breakup if you feel the need to , however - life is too short , she might just be childish back then
RomanceRe: I'm Ready To Marry Her But I Discovered She Has Two Kids From Two Different Men by holusormi(m): 3:53pm On Jul 19, 2020
PS573:
I'm in a relationship with a lady I love so much, she's so loving, caring and kind to me and after some months I asked her (Can you marry me?) She replied yes and she asked are you sure you can marry me? I replied YEs.

After Two weeks time she came to my house sadly, I asked what's wrong with her? She asked me again' are you sure you can marry me and I replied YES and YES, she said OK!

She opened up to me after some months, that she have "Tow kids from Two different men".... I felt so bad,speechless and confuse for a while, I just closed the conversation that day but till now I'm still confuse because I loved her before she opened up to me.

Please I need your advice what to do because I'm confuse and scared right now.

I appreciate all comments
Walk away my guy - walk the Bleep away !!!
AutosRe: 2007 Model Toyota Camry Xle Full Option Used Selling Fast. by holusormi(m): 10:30am On Jul 08, 2020
What’s wrong with you people ? This car is totally worth it !! - @op , 9m Abeg serious buyer here
CrimeRe: Video Of Hushpuppi Being Arrested In Dubai Posted By Dubai Media Office by holusormi(m): 2:56pm On Jun 25, 2020
EngineerBode:
The man shouting e pain dem is now in pain. Abeg who has English translation of this video.

Stay in Nigeria. Lie low. Invest the money here. Develop our economy. Pay your taxes. I talked about my neighbour who hammered N8m from online dating using sites like Bit Mistress. I encouraged him to do business. Pay tax. Be a good citizen. Avoid the pressure to show off.
Lol Na N8m be ‘hammer’ huh Smh
RomanceRe: If I Were President I Would Do The Following by holusormi(m): 12:04am On Jun 24, 2020
sacajawea:
Nigeria on Paper Claims To be a Democracy, but we all know it isn't.
I will use my Power to do the Following:

1.) BAN ALL CELESTIAL AND WHITE GARMENT CHURCHES - these people are Sick people. They is no bearing to Christianity here. Atrocious group of People who are overdue for a ban.
2.) Ban all herbal medicine practitioners - the ones on the bus, on the street, in Loud Speakers.

Add yours
You’ll never be president or amount to anything ever in life - so save your strength
AutosRe: 2007 Toyota Corolla Sport Foreign Used N2. 250m by holusormi(m): 9:08pm On Jun 22, 2020
The car is super clean and it’s worth it

8m serious buyer
AutosRe: 2010 Toyota Camry XLE Full Options @3.3m by holusormi(m): 5:27am On Jun 14, 2020
6m serious buyer grin
AutosRe: 2008 Lexus Es350 Upgraded To 2013 With Full Screen by holusormi(m): 3:52am On Jun 04, 2020
Lol upgrade ko , biograde ni - you for upgrade the back and interior too Na - yeye !!
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz E350 Super Clean For Sale by holusormi(m): 2:00am On Jun 03, 2020
Lol , 4.3m for this rubbish ?
You should really look into treating this your mental issues ooo
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:51pm On May 28, 2020
charlesELIKIBA:
you be real mugu.
you expected a grace to grass story.
haha I was smarter than your type...
haha
Your story is probably fake anyways , you might be one of those people Seun pays 5k to write stories and this is my last reply to you - now let’s imagine you are not fake and you coming out here to beat your chest because of 3 bedroom and 2Toyota cars - lmao , you are a fvcking idiot and I hope your stupid cars catch fire while you driving - stupid ungrateful cunt !!! They trained your stupid ass for 16 years , your ashewo mother lived in their house even after their retirement , yet you come back to gloat that you are more successful than their children , lmao , you my man are a fucking idiot and besides , what would tomorrow bring ? No one knows !! You might still go back to wash the cars of your aunts children - oloshi !!!
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:47pm On May 28, 2020
Graxie:
You are a bitter soul, may all you wish the op happen to you in a hundred fold.
Go back to sucking dicks for a living , like your mother and her mother before her - stupid cunt !!!
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:45pm On May 28, 2020
ModestGal:
Ahh, bros una don vex? It doesn't reach that o. May your curses not affect the Op in anyway. Don't blame Op please, blame the bleeped up fetish believing African society.
Am not usually like this , reason is I saw how hard my old man went for all this family and I saw how they repaid him - they are not worth it , all of them !!!!
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2020
ModestGal:
Seriously, this is a great problem in Nigeria and why adoption is a problem.
People would tell different things to both the uncle and the child.
To the uncle: that child is a witch, she will not allow you or your children to progress. If any member of the house is sick, people would say it is the child.
To the child: people would tell the child how he's been maltreated, and how his uncle is using his destiny etc.
The day Nigeria stop believing in Fetish nonsense the better, our religious men have only brought us backwards, I'm referring to Alfas, babalawos and Pastors. And in today's time, the pastors are leading in these false claims.
I swear !! - I felt very angry reading the post - imagine the fuckery!!! - he didn’t blame his useless father and LovePeddler mother , rather chose to blame a man who helped him despite not being indebted to him in any way at all -

@CharlesELIKIBA, you are an ungrateful soul , and I hope all you have is taken from you as quick as it was given to you , I Hope you loose it all in a freak accident because you clearly don’t deserve the mercies you’ve been given. God punish you bro !!!! - Fucking entitled cunt son of a LovePeddler mother !!!!
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 6:30am On May 28, 2020
SweetCunt97:
That's d problem with people glossing over details! You think I'll be grateful to anyone who I asked for help in my time of need and the person insulted me plus put me down? Omo that shit don cancel all the fake help o. Afterall this uncle paid his fee till ss2 come use am wella like boy boy. No wonder Nigeria is where it is, una suffering and smiling too much. Imagine not being able to sit in ur uncle's house and you talking about being grateful? The woman obviously saw the op shining destiny, who knows if they tried tapping from it sef. Guy shine your eyes, don't let people give you sweet while they tapping chocolate from u.

The OP ought to be very proud of his accomplishments after all the insults, the set backs, they thought he'd remain a penniless teacher but he broke out of his comfort zone to excel. You people should try to read in-between lines OK. Blowing out another kid's candle won't make yours shine brighter.
Do you have kids yet ?
With the amount of stupidity inside you , I advise you should hold off child bearing for the next 10 years ish , maybe the gods will have mercy on you and you will be wiser by then - stupid , ungrateful , monkey-brained cunt !!!!
FamilyRe: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 6:26am On May 28, 2020
kunletexs:
Your story remains me of a true life story of a rich man who brought a poor relative under his care, Sent him to school, fed him etc.

Now when it was time for him to look for job, na so he tried and tried no result. Isn't know how God directed him to a pastor's church (if you like do me I can give you his number) who first question he asked him was the uncle who brought him to lagos. The native boy was all full of praise for his uncle who he even hinted bought all this clothes, the pastor said he smiled and luckily a hausa man selling cloths passed by the pastor and he ought another cloths for him, prayed and anointed him and sent him on his way home.

Immediately the uncle saw him, in exclamation he asked him where he got the cloth he wore as it wasn't the same clothes he wore when he was going out that morning, which he casually told him of the pastor who bought him the cloths.

SIR, THE UNCLE SLUMPED BUT NOT BEFORE HE SAID "OGUN TI BA" meaning charms has been destroyed. He had stroke and later died.

Now, to people telling you they housed you and be grateful, I would say yes but you dreams is passing a message God want to communicate to you what he has saved you from. Please seek a good pastor and let him pray with you so you can know the full meaning of the dream but I know their care was due to the facts that they were diabolical and it might be towards you. Have a good day.





Dm me if you want to have the pastor number or if you are in lagos, I can describe his church location to you







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Oloriburuku ni yin sir !! - see why I keep saying it , leave these family assholes and stop helping them - they will find a way to make you bad - stupid cunt!!!
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Wedding In Pics by holusormi(m): 6:33am On May 27, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Bible gave the orders
Did bible also give you orders to buy cars ? Going by the Bible we should all ride horses and donkeys
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Wedding In Pics by holusormi(m): 6:23am On May 27, 2020
weblord1900:
Awesome..
Wish you a happy married life

The guy above is crazy.
Your parents must be very disappointed in you
Not crazy - he just told the op the gospel truth , wonder why people still get married nowadays tho
AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by holusormi(m): 8:43am On May 25, 2020
shortgun:
You sure do have comprehension problem.
u think everyone on this forum makes a living here?
OP understands my comment, so get lost. sad
Oh I perfectly understand your comment you lowest scum of the earth , you are encouraging him not to buy what he wants (which is a very good car btw) and you hope he will ask you for what to buy then you can advertise whatever deadbeat car you want to advertise , you are thief and thunder will fire you

@op , wait for other replies , someone will match your budget soon
RomanceRe: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 8:20am On May 25, 2020
stinflame:
You are very correct, but different if you have soars or wound . A friend have been with a positive lady for one yr doing everything raw but still he doesn't have it.. Women are more prone to get it then men.
True, true !! - women are more prone and yes the risks are magnified if there’s an open sore/wound
AutosRe: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by holusormi(m): 8:16am On May 25, 2020
shortgun:
I see you still have not made up your mind on the vehicle you want to buy.
If I were you, I won't go for this es350 you are looking for.
The man knows what he wants and it’s an es350 , so tell him if you can match his offer or shutup , very soon now you will say you have muscle to sell for that price !!
RomanceRe: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 8:13am On May 25, 2020
blinking001:
Are you positive?
Nope , but I have worked very closely with people who are , trust me - it’s not as serious as it sounds
RomanceRe: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 3:27am On May 25, 2020
blinking001:
May God continue to keep us safe from the daughters of perdition. Op thank your stars, i had a similar experience last year, everytime she was suppose to come to my place something always came up, either I'll be having an emergency family issue or emergency work related issue, but we never saw. Early this year she called and told me that I was serving a living God, that she was HIV positive and wanted to deliberately infect me. Saying I was a proud motherfucker. I was busy laughing oo until I realized she was serious. That revelation changed my perspective about women oo. I dont flirt no more. My health comes first abeg.
HIV isn’t that serious these days , bedsides if she has been taking her drugs her viral load will be too low to infect you - and if not , mostly you don’t get infected from a first time encounter with a positive person - y’all relax with the hiv brouhaha
HealthRe: My Baby's Skin Problem Is Worrisome (Disturbing Photos) by holusormi(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2020
MisterALEX:
Mr. Chinedu, I'm so sorry for the growth on your baby's skin. I have something that can help you with that, and also share with you numerous testimonials on similar conditions. Here's my number, chat or call 08036733171.
Please op, don’t call this guy he is either a thief or a kidnapper , mister Alex day anything you want to say here
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by holusormi(m): 5:58am On May 24, 2020
Gee64:
My own story:
When my father died, his voice was still heard in the room singing hymns to God for 7 days like he did when he was alive. He was even heard praying for his children. Everyone in the house always sat still between 1am and 2am listening until it finally stopped after 7 days!
You and everybody that heard it are mad , probably psychotic - and all the prayers his supposed ghost prayed for his children , how many have been answered ? If you lie , thunder from anambra will strike you in left Yansh
AutosRe: 2013 Model Benz G63 Amg Toks Fully Loaded Super White by holusormi(m): 3:42am On May 23, 2020
E gree 200 million ? Amugbo !!!
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by holusormi(m): 3:07pm On May 21, 2020
Balogun106:
Image 5, The look of it next day after applying the chemical peel


Image 6, Two day's later


Image 7, Three day's later, today's look of my predicament...
You are a fvcking idiot - most times people like you kill themselves without any external help

Really don’t feel any pity for you - you go get that vitiligo by force - oniranu, vain human being !!!
RomanceRe: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by holusormi(m): 7:55am On May 17, 2020
Babyforever:
Since she came to your apartment has she cheated on you ? I guess the answer is NO you see she's just like a baby under your care put somebody to watch her for you when she goes back and delete the guys contact invite her over and over again if possible give her head too since that's what is taking her outside that way the love will grow ooo nna
This girl is unimaginably and terribly stupid , don’t listen to her
RomanceRe: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by holusormi(m): 7:47am On May 17, 2020
MrChriz:
I will advice you reveal to her before she leaves, maybe a day before her travelling...it's always feels good to look into someone's eyes while telling dem how dey really bleeped up....but try to careless when telling her..
Don’t do this - she will keep crying and begging , trust me it’s too much drama , once you show her your proof , block her
CrimeRe: Man Who Attempted To Sell Nigerian In Lebanon Is Syrian, Not Lebanese by holusormi(m): 9:04pm On May 12, 2020
24kmagic:
I'm not happy he didn't succeed.
He shouldn't have advertised online na. Useless girl!

I'm sure she's one of the people that are quick to shout japa when any news comes up.

Him for turn her to the sex slave weh she be walai. They for fvck her soteh another hole go commot for her nyash.

All of Una weh de quick to shout "japa" , na like this some of una go end.

I don't know how someone will safe millions just to travel to another man's country and constitute nuisance in the name of searching for greener pastures.

Like someone said in one thread earlier, the same way we see aboki as nuisance in the south is the same way other countries see us. Why can't you just stop constituting nuisance?
Na this year your mama go bury you bury your children join for this useless comment you comment so - oloshi !!!

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