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Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Camry XLE Full Options @3.3m by holusormi(m): 5:27am On Jun 14, 2020
6m serious buyer grin

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Autos / Re: 2008 Lexus Es350 Upgraded To 2013 With Full Screen by holusormi(m): 3:52am On Jun 04, 2020
Lol upgrade ko , biograde ni - you for upgrade the back and interior too Na - yeye !!
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz E350 Super Clean For Sale by holusormi(m): 2:00am On Jun 03, 2020
Lol , 4.3m for this rubbish ?
You should really look into treating this your mental issues ooo

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Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:51pm On May 28, 2020
charlesELIKIBA:


you be real mugu.
you expected a grace to grass story.
haha I was smarter than your type...
haha

Your story is probably fake anyways , you might be one of those people Seun pays 5k to write stories and this is my last reply to you - now let’s imagine you are not fake and you coming out here to beat your chest because of 3 bedroom and 2Toyota cars - lmao , you are a fvcking idiot and I hope your stupid cars catch fire while you driving - stupid ungrateful cunt !!! They trained your stupid ass for 16 years , your ashewo mother lived in their house even after their retirement , yet you come back to gloat that you are more successful than their children , lmao , you my man are a fucking idiot and besides , what would tomorrow bring ? No one knows !! You might still go back to wash the cars of your aunts children - oloshi !!!

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Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:47pm On May 28, 2020
Graxie:
You are a bitter soul, may all you wish the op happen to you in a hundred fold.

Go back to sucking dicks for a living , like your mother and her mother before her - stupid cunt !!!

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Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 9:45pm On May 28, 2020
ModestGal:

Ahh, bros una don vex? It doesn't reach that o. May your curses not affect the Op in anyway. Don't blame Op please, blame the bleeped up fetish believing African society.

Am not usually like this , reason is I saw how hard my old man went for all this family and I saw how they repaid him - they are not worth it , all of them !!!!
Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2020
ModestGal:

Seriously, this is a great problem in Nigeria and why adoption is a problem.
People would tell different things to both the uncle and the child.
To the uncle: that child is a witch, she will not allow you or your children to progress. If any member of the house is sick, people would say it is the child.
To the child: people would tell the child how he's been maltreated, and how his uncle is using his destiny etc.
The day Nigeria stop believing in Fetish nonsense the better, our religious men have only brought us backwards, I'm referring to Alfas, babalawos and Pastors. And in today's time, the pastors are leading in these false claims.

I swear !! - I felt very angry reading the post - imagine the fuckery!!! - he didn’t blame his useless father and LovePeddler mother , rather chose to blame a man who helped him despite not being indebted to him in any way at all -

@CharlesELIKIBA, you are an ungrateful soul , and I hope all you have is taken from you as quick as it was given to you , I Hope you loose it all in a freak accident because you clearly don’t deserve the mercies you’ve been given. God punish you bro !!!! - Fucking entitled cunt son of a LovePeddler mother !!!!
Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 6:30am On May 28, 2020
SweetCunt97:
That's d problem with people glossing over details! You think I'll be grateful to anyone who I asked for help in my time of need and the person insulted me plus put me down? Omo that shit don cancel all the fake help o. Afterall this uncle paid his fee till ss2 come use am wella like boy boy. No wonder Nigeria is where it is, una suffering and smiling too much. Imagine not being able to sit in ur uncle's house and you talking about being grateful? The woman obviously saw the op shining destiny, who knows if they tried tapping from it sef. Guy shine your eyes, don't let people give you sweet while they tapping chocolate from u.

The OP ought to be very proud of his accomplishments after all the insults, the set backs, they thought he'd remain a penniless teacher but he broke out of his comfort zone to excel. You people should try to read in-between lines OK. Blowing out another kid's candle won't make yours shine brighter.

Do you have kids yet ?
With the amount of stupidity inside you , I advise you should hold off child bearing for the next 10 years ish , maybe the gods will have mercy on you and you will be wiser by then - stupid , ungrateful , monkey-brained cunt !!!!
Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by holusormi(m): 6:26am On May 28, 2020
kunletexs:



Your story remains me of a true life story of a rich man who brought a poor relative under his care, Sent him to school, fed him etc.

Now when it was time for him to look for job, na so he tried and tried no result. Isn't know how God directed him to a pastor's church (if you like do me I can give you his number) who first question he asked him was the uncle who brought him to lagos. The native boy was all full of praise for his uncle who he even hinted bought all this clothes, the pastor said he smiled and luckily a hausa man selling cloths passed by the pastor and he ought another cloths for him, prayed and anointed him and sent him on his way home.

Immediately the uncle saw him, in exclamation he asked him where he got the cloth he wore as it wasn't the same clothes he wore when he was going out that morning, which he casually told him of the pastor who bought him the cloths.

SIR, THE UNCLE SLUMPED BUT NOT BEFORE HE SAID "OGUN TI BA" meaning charms has been destroyed. He had stroke and later died.

Now, to people telling you they housed you and be grateful, I would say yes but you dreams is passing a message God want to communicate to you what he has saved you from. Please seek a good pastor and let him pray with you so you can know the full meaning of the dream but I know their care was due to the facts that they were diabolical and it might be towards you. Have a good day.





Dm me if you want to have the pastor number or if you are in lagos, I can describe his church location to you







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Oloriburuku ni yin sir !! - see why I keep saying it , leave these family assholes and stop helping them - they will find a way to make you bad - stupid cunt!!!
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Wedding In Pics by holusormi(m): 6:33am On May 27, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Bible gave the orders

Did bible also give you orders to buy cars ? Going by the Bible we should all ride horses and donkeys
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Wedding In Pics by holusormi(m): 6:23am On May 27, 2020
weblord1900:
Awesome..
Wish you a happy married life

The guy above is crazy.
Your parents must be very disappointed in you

Not crazy - he just told the op the gospel truth , wonder why people still get married nowadays tho

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Autos / Re: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by holusormi(m): 8:43am On May 25, 2020
shortgun:

You sure do have comprehension problem.
u think everyone on this forum makes a living here?
OP understands my comment, so get lost. sad

Oh I perfectly understand your comment you lowest scum of the earth , you are encouraging him not to buy what he wants (which is a very good car btw) and you hope he will ask you for what to buy then you can advertise whatever deadbeat car you want to advertise , you are thief and thunder will fire you

@op , wait for other replies , someone will match your budget soon

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Romance / Re: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 8:20am On May 25, 2020
stinflame:


You are very correct, but different if you have soars or wound . A friend have been with a positive lady for one yr doing everything raw but still he doesn't have it.. Women are more prone to get it then men.

True, true !! - women are more prone and yes the risks are magnified if there’s an open sore/wound
Autos / Re: I Need A Very Clean foreign used Es350 2008(very Clean Pls) My Budget Is 2.m by holusormi(m): 8:16am On May 25, 2020
shortgun:

I see you still have not made up your mind on the vehicle you want to buy.
If I were you, I won't go for this es350 you are looking for.

The man knows what he wants and it’s an es350 , so tell him if you can match his offer or shutup , very soon now you will say you have muscle to sell for that price !!

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Romance / Re: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 8:13am On May 25, 2020
blinking001:

Are you positive?
Nope , but I have worked very closely with people who are , trust me - it’s not as serious as it sounds
Romance / Re: My Experience With HIV Girlfriend by holusormi(m): 3:27am On May 25, 2020
blinking001:
May God continue to keep us safe from the daughters of perdition. Op thank your stars, i had a similar experience last year, everytime she was suppose to come to my place something always came up, either I'll be having an emergency family issue or emergency work related issue, but we never saw. Early this year she called and told me that I was serving a living God, that she was HIV positive and wanted to deliberately infect me. Saying I was a proud motherfucker. I was busy laughing oo until I realized she was serious. That revelation changed my perspective about women oo. I dont flirt no more. My health comes first abeg.

HIV isn’t that serious these days , bedsides if she has been taking her drugs her viral load will be too low to infect you - and if not , mostly you don’t get infected from a first time encounter with a positive person - y’all relax with the hiv brouhaha

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Health / Re: My Baby's Skin Problem Is Worrisome (Disturbing Photos) by holusormi(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2020
MisterALEX:
Mr. Chinedu, I'm so sorry for the growth on your baby's skin. I have something that can help you with that, and also share with you numerous testimonials on similar conditions. Here's my number, chat or call 08036733171.

Please op, don’t call this guy he is either a thief or a kidnapper , mister Alex day anything you want to say here
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by holusormi(m): 5:58am On May 24, 2020
Gee64:
My own story:
When my father died, his voice was still heard in the room singing hymns to God for 7 days like he did when he was alive. He was even heard praying for his children. Everyone in the house always sat still between 1am and 2am listening until it finally stopped after 7 days!

You and everybody that heard it are mad , probably psychotic - and all the prayers his supposed ghost prayed for his children , how many have been answered ? If you lie , thunder from anambra will strike you in left Yansh

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Autos / Re: 2013 Model Benz G63 Amg Toks Fully Loaded Super White by holusormi(m): 3:42am On May 23, 2020
E gree 200 million ? Amugbo !!!
Health / Re: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by holusormi(m): 3:07pm On May 21, 2020
Balogun106:
Image 5, The look of it next day after applying the chemical peel


Image 6, Two day's later


Image 7, Three day's later, today's look of my predicament...



You are a fvcking idiot - most times people like you kill themselves without any external help

Really don’t feel any pity for you - you go get that vitiligo by force - oniranu, vain human being !!!
Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by holusormi(m): 7:55am On May 17, 2020
Babyforever:
Since she came to your apartment has she cheated on you ? I guess the answer is NO you see she's just like a baby under your care put somebody to watch her for you when she goes back and delete the guys contact invite her over and over again if possible give her head too since that's what is taking her outside that way the love will grow ooo nna

This girl is unimaginably and terribly stupid , don’t listen to her

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Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by holusormi(m): 7:47am On May 17, 2020
MrChriz:
I will advice you reveal to her before she leaves, maybe a day before her travelling...it's always feels good to look into someone's eyes while telling dem how dey really bleeped up....but try to careless when telling her..

Don’t do this - she will keep crying and begging , trust me it’s too much drama , once you show her your proof , block her
Crime / Re: Man Who Attempted To Sell Nigerian In Lebanon Is Syrian, Not Lebanese by holusormi(m): 9:04pm On May 12, 2020
24kmagic:
I'm not happy he didn't succeed.
He shouldn't have advertised online na. Useless girl!

I'm sure she's one of the people that are quick to shout japa when any news comes up.

Him for turn her to the sex slave weh she be walai. They for fvck her soteh another hole go commot for her nyash.

All of Una weh de quick to shout "japa" , na like this some of una go end.

I don't know how someone will safe millions just to travel to another man's country and constitute nuisance in the name of searching for greener pastures.

Like someone said in one thread earlier, the same way we see aboki as nuisance in the south is the same way other countries see us. Why can't you just stop constituting nuisance?

Na this year your mama go bury you bury your children join for this useless comment you comment so - oloshi !!!
Autos / Re: Sold by holusormi(m): 5:45am On May 09, 2020
olayemia34:

Am i uploading for u to see ni??
Anyone interested would contact me...if u re nt interested den stop ranting nonesnse here ooh...because i dnt fucking know you..

Gbogbo aruwo yii - ko neccestry my dear , oo need gbogbo eleyi na grin grin grin grin grin
Autos / Re: Sold by holusormi(m): 5:37am On May 08, 2020
Gbogbo eleyi to n upload yii, ko neccestari my dear grin
Romance / Re: Magun Or What? by holusormi(m): 8:06am On May 03, 2020
Better don’t mind these idiots shouting destiny and deliverance , I believe a scientific explanation has been given for what happened - let it go !! The more you think of it the more it affects you psychologically - majority of the dunces shouting deliverance probably don’t have up to 10k in their accts and you letting those fools confuse you - go for a medical checkup and have your doctor friend examine you - then go about your normal bihness

Some fool online tells you your destiny has been destroyed and you believe - you probably a dumb person anyways!!
Family / Re: I Am Ending My Marriage Because Of These (see Reasons And Give Advise) by holusormi(m): 11:55am On Apr 30, 2020
Lordsonn:
Greetings to you all. I want to go straight to the point. I opened this account because of my marital problems.

From the day I met my wife, she was after marriage. In less than two weeks of meeting her, she started pressurizing me to meet her family members which I succumbed to.

These are what she told me at the beginning of the relationship:

1) She had HND from Kaduna Polytechnics
2) She has Diploma in Computer Science
3) She is a professional cake baker
4) She was three months pregnant
5) That she was 27 years

My discoveries after marriage:

1) She doesn’t have any HND, infact no good WAEC result
2) She cannot even connect laptop to printer and print. She don’t know much about computer at all.
3) She doesn’t know how to bake cake. I discovered that the cake I asked her to bake for me, she gave the contract to her friend.
4) She was never pregnant. She had fibroid and that made her tummy big
5) She was 33 years.

NOTE: the reasons why I believed all she told me at the beginning was because she was a prophetess in her church. She speaks in tongues and prophesy many times and most of the prophecies came to pass.

I was even surprised that in less than two weeks of our relationship, she made move for sex and we started having sex. I did not even think of pre-marital sex because I thought she was a holy woman.

The problems after marriage: several people began to beg me to forgive her and continue with the marriage. I find it difficult but she was still living in my house. I was just being forced my her family and her family members persuaded some of my family members to beg me too. I tried to love her but hatred for her was just building in my heart.

The fibroid surgery was successfully done and she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. I thought the coming of the child may make me to forgive her but I could not recover from her betrayal. I even hate her more.

She wrote WAEC last session and got nine credits but the memory of her betrayal is giving me a lot of psychological trauma. I love an educated woman and cannot see myself glued to an illiterate woman in the name of marriage.

Major problems that made me sent her out:

1) She refused to go to my church. She always want to go to her church and even want me to join her there which I refused.
2) She doesn’t like education at all. She hate going to school and will never carry book to read.
3) Anytime I have disagreement with her, she will call her elder brother. And they will come and talk to me, sometimes in a very condescending manner
4) She is not submissive, very arrogant and talks with anger, authoritatively.
5) She is a societal woman, she loves joining several associations of women and be going to meetings every sunday which I don't like.
6) She value clothes more than human being. She can use any money from the family purse to buy Hollandis, lase, George etc just to dress to her church for show off. I am introvert but she is extremely extrovert.

I sent her out of my house three weeks ago. She is trying to come back in the disguise that she doesn’t want her child to be only one, that it will make the child suffer in the future but I told her I cannot allow her to my house again. I love my little child and I cannot live with such a woman who is full of lies and pretense. I just have hatred for such kind of people.

What do you think I should do?



You have done the right thing , now it is important to note that now is the time you have to stay strong cos she will try to manipulate you with tears , fake curses that won’t work and all - don’t give in !!! - she has gone, let her stay gone !!!
Phones / Re: MIUI 12 Is Amaaazing... See What It Looks Like On My MI Note 10 by holusormi(m): 7:41am On Apr 29, 2020
Instead of trying so hard to look like the almighty iphone , why not just buy an iphone and be done with all this Android stress and mods and slow ass phones

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Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by holusormi(m): 1:06am On Apr 28, 2020
Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her phone late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love.

Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then.

Recently, I searched on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him, she deletes the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront.

The man in question is almost 54 and I am in late 30s.

Okay OP - I’ll play the devils advocate here and I sincerely hope you find what you are looking for
Now here’s what you will do

If you use an iphone goto AppStore and download this app ‘Whatsagain’ - this app enables you to scan someone’s whstapp barcode and you will receive their messages directly on your phone

It’s self explanatory though - download the app , scan her whatsapp and just observe , take screenshots before she deletes - then throw her to the streets once you see what you are looking for - blessings and love
Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by holusormi(m): 12:51am On Apr 28, 2020
tydi:


You're adequately passing the message that you can't close your legs for one man and the music can change at any given time. Shame!

Thought I was the only one who noticed - how can someone be this dumb online , I wonder how dumb she is in real life - probably wrote jamb 6 times

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