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olayemia34:
Am i uploading for u to see ni??
Anyone interested would contact me...if u re nt interested den stop ranting nonesnse here ooh...because i dnt fucking know you..

Gbogbo aruwo yii - ko neccestry my dear , oo need gbogbo eleyi na

Gbogbo eleyi to n upload yii, ko neccestari my dear

Better don’t mind these idiots shouting destiny and deliverance , I believe a scientific explanation has been given for what happened - let it go !! The more you think of it the more it affects you psychologically - majority of the dunces shouting deliverance probably don’t have up to 10k in their accts and you letting those fools confuse you - go for a medical checkup and have your doctor friend examine you - then go about your normal bihness

Some fool online tells you your destiny has been destroyed and you believe - you probably a dumb person anyways!!

Lordsonn:
Greetings to you all. I want to go straight to the point. I opened this account because of my marital problems.

From the day I met my wife, she was after marriage. In less than two weeks of meeting her, she started pressurizing me to meet her family members which I succumbed to.

These are what she told me at the beginning of the relationship:

1) She had HND from Kaduna Polytechnics
2) She has Diploma in Computer Science
3) She is a professional cake baker
4) She was three months pregnant
5) That she was 27 years

My discoveries after marriage:

1) She doesn’t have any HND, infact no good WAEC result
2) She cannot even connect laptop to printer and print. She don’t know much about computer at all.
3) She doesn’t know how to bake cake. I discovered that the cake I asked her to bake for me, she gave the contract to her friend.
4) She was never pregnant. She had fibroid and that made her tummy big
5) She was 33 years.

NOTE: the reasons why I believed all she told me at the beginning was because she was a prophetess in her church. She speaks in tongues and prophesy many times and most of the prophecies came to pass.

I was even surprised that in less than two weeks of our relationship, she made move for sex and we started having sex. I did not even think of pre-marital sex because I thought she was a holy woman.

The problems after marriage: several people began to beg me to forgive her and continue with the marriage. I find it difficult but she was still living in my house. I was just being forced my her family and her family members persuaded some of my family members to beg me too. I tried to love her but hatred for her was just building in my heart.

The fibroid surgery was successfully done and she got pregnant and gave birth to a baby boy. I thought the coming of the child may make me to forgive her but I could not recover from her betrayal. I even hate her more.

She wrote WAEC last session and got nine credits but the memory of her betrayal is giving me a lot of psychological trauma. I love an educated woman and cannot see myself glued to an illiterate woman in the name of marriage.

Major problems that made me sent her out:

1) She refused to go to my church. She always want to go to her church and even want me to join her there which I refused.
2) She doesn’t like education at all. She hate going to school and will never carry book to read.
3) Anytime I have disagreement with her, she will call her elder brother. And they will come and talk to me, sometimes in a very condescending manner
4) She is not submissive, very arrogant and talks with anger, authoritatively.
5) She is a societal woman, she loves joining several associations of women and be going to meetings every sunday which I don't like.
6) She value clothes more than human being. She can use any money from the family purse to buy Hollandis, lase, George etc just to dress to her church for show off. I am introvert but she is extremely extrovert.

I sent her out of my house three weeks ago. She is trying to come back in the disguise that she doesn’t want her child to be only one, that it will make the child suffer in the future but I told her I cannot allow her to my house again. I love my little child and I cannot live with such a woman who is full of lies and pretense. I just have hatred for such kind of people.

What do you think I should do?

You have done the right thing , now it is important to note that now is the time you have to stay strong cos she will try to manipulate you with tears , fake curses that won’t work and all - don’t give in !!! - she has gone, let her stay gone !!!

Instead of trying so hard to look like the almighty iphone , why not just buy an iphone and be done with all this Android stress and mods and slow ass phones

Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her phone late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love.

Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then.

Recently, I searched on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him, she deletes the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront.

The man in question is almost 54 and I am in late 30s.

Okay OP - I’ll play the devils advocate here and I sincerely hope you find what you are looking for
Now here’s what you will do

If you use an iphone goto AppStore and download this app ‘Whatsagain’ - this app enables you to scan someone’s whstapp barcode and you will receive their messages directly on your phone

It’s self explanatory though - download the app , scan her whatsapp and just observe , take screenshots before she deletes - then throw her to the streets once you see what you are looking for - blessings and love

tydi:
You're adequately passing the message that you can't close your legs for one man and the music can change at any given time. Shame!

Thought I was the only one who noticed - how can someone be this dumb online , I wonder how dumb she is in real life - probably wrote jamb 6 times

Flier:
Read what I wrote again,I said they chose igbo names because people loves igbo ladies and would pay anything to get them
For example A Nigerian girl once lied to a friend that she was from Jamaica just to boost her price and demanded 200k per night
The same in Europe,most of them will tell you they are from Jamaica or Cuba because they know that they won’t get good money if customers knows they are from Nigeria

Easy tiger - the man has given you valid points and your arguments are starting to steer off course - simply put , you are beginning to sound stupid - extremely stupid !!!

Ishilove:
How can anyone complain about the weight of a ten year old child?? Haven't you people heard of baby fat? What is wrong with human beings??!

As for your mum, nemesis is taking notes and she is very good record keeper.

Not much sense in your first statement - if a 10 year old child is getting obese , the best thing you can do is to make him/her actively involved in exercises , worked for my lil bro when he was getting too fat for his age.

Second statement - that’s why he came for advise isn’t it ? Smh

Socialproject:
Nice car ...but the way Nigerians price cars especially with the words like "I will pay cash now " like the seller has no option is very annoying. Or maybe playing on your psych to sell for less.

I remember in March this year when I advertised my four years old 2007 Lexus RX350 for 2.5m , I was getting ridiculous offers like ... I will pay 1.7m cash !!!, I will pay 1.9m cash!!.

I later sold for 2.3m, after turning down almost fifteen offers for 1.9m, ten offers for 2.1m.

All with I will pay cash now now .
I told them I was not hungry and was willing to keep the car longer until the right buyer offers me the asking price

You even have time to reply him , in my opinion the car is reasonably priced , offering 1.9m for a 2012 toks Camry is wickedness - if the seller had put an unreasonable price like 4m or 6m , an unreasonable counter offer will help balance the odds - but not in this case

IyaTola:
Someone we referred to as our uncle was in the position to help me get a government job after my NYSC in 2009.
My child was 2+ and I desperately needed the job
His undergrad daughter got it
I was hurt but resolved not to depend on anyone anymore

Real situations will always reveal fake people, all you need to do is pay attention.


Dear Fellow Nigerians

Come 2023 politicians will come begging for our votes. Pls ask them

During Covid-19 lockdown did you do vigilante with me?

Did you give me food or money?

Did Nepa bring 24hrs electricity?

If the answer is yes then vote for them. #LagosUrest

Oh wait , you expected him to deny his daughter and give u the job ? Lmao joker

properties4sale:
1.9 cash!!!

Go steal am Na - oloshi

NwaAmaikpe:




You disrespected Eke Idemili by picking him up like that with a bamboo.
You should have knelt down with a perfumed hand-glove to pick him up, then put him in your bag and taken him home.
Sadly, you missed that golden opportunity.

If I were you and my blessings for this year depended on Eke Idemili's visit, I'd speedily chase away Mama Ramotu from my marital bed and lay Eke Idemili on it.

Lmao , how’d you even think of these replies ??

holuwasheyiWGP:
It's impossible to drop someone off and forget bro. There's more than meets the eye. Some guys wave off spiritual phenomenon because of the lust. So many guys are carrying so many problems and diseases all in the name of f*cking

Actually it is , sometimes you can get so unnaturally high , you’ll have temporary amnesia - happened to me before , got so high in the club and the next day my friends told me I got down and proposed to a stripper - still don’t remember doing it though

Kingsteve:
There was this girl I met back in the day.
saying she's the most beautiful is an understatement.
She was the definition of beauty and pretty combined.

One day, as I was walking down the street in my neighborhood, I saw her and made a move.

I approached her and started a chitchat.
As we were exchanging numbers, and my focus was on the screen of my phone, immediately I looked up to tell her I'd call her...
Lo and behold...what happened terrified me.

I saw her levitate!
Yes, right in front of me, she started ascending into heaven.

So many things came to my mind at once.
I thought the rapture had finally happened and I was left behind.
But no...as this girl was ascending, next thing, she grew wings and flew away like a bird.

It later dawned on me I probably met an angel.
pheew!

Lemme guess , you smoked an unfamiliar strain of weed like 30 mins before ‘meeting’ her yeah ?

drnoel:
I know guys who would still collect her number. U only fear what can kill u.
An acquaintance and neighbor of our once picked a lady from the road when we were in Aba years back. There was one very popular road being known to be associated with ghosts and spirit things.
Later in the night we heard screams of Terror and the boy ran out of his apartment naked only clutching his bedcover screaming where is she where is she. We woke up and ran into his flat but the lady he had picked was no more there. Guy says he woke up to pee after they had had several rounds and slept off. He says act was uneventful apart from his noticing she was physically very cold, her body was alittle too cold, colder that normal when two people are nyashing. He said she was lying on the bed when he returned and the lady that was lying on the bed suddenly was standing by his wardrobe naked and then she suddenly grew lots of hair and was no-more there. That scared the hell outta him and he ran out screaming.
Anyways we didn't find it funny, we looked for her outside. Even drove around but never saw her.
One would have thought the guy would have grown a brain but he didn't. Drove out the next night to look for another lady to bed.
I didn't see it myself so still doubt whatever happened that day. I don't believe such things though cos the guy could have dropped her or saw her off and forgotten he did.

Once had a similar experience with one girl I picked up at the club , she stepped outside and I didn’t see her again , searched and searched , turns out the idiot was so high she somehow stumbled to the back of my tank scalfolding and fell asleep there

skylane:
What about guys none with any? Well guys are not left out,dated alot of girls,the ones i come to really love always tell me about weird dreams they have,about 6 different girls/ladies gave me almost the same experience,mostly a beautiful tall lady with gold jewelries cowries and long hair longer than her waist,always appear to them some in dream some trance,warning them to stay away from me,and she wears a golden mini crown,infact one i can remember 2012,this girl so inlove with me,and the funny thing is we never met,it was a 2go love that grew strong,a month to our relationship she started telling seeing a lady s(same description with others)use to issue her warnings in dream,but i used to brush it away,,there was even a day this my girl took her bath wanting to apply cream on her body,she bolted the door to her room,only for her to see the door open by someone and lo n behold that wierd lady in her dreams has come to her in reality,gave her final warning n left shuting the door,this my gurl baffled stood up to check the door if it wasnt bolted but suprisingly it was bolted no explaination how the lady cane in n went out,
When she told me i was scared as hell,but still our love grew stronger,only for one night we were on midnight call,and suddenly i heard my baby screaming,please go away leave me leave ne!!! Before i know no sound i heard like a body fell down and shes alone in her room,i called n called but no response,it was later till the next afternoon i got a call from her younger sis that my babe was in coma in the hospital,that she was muttering my name n begging for her life occasionally,she was in coma for 24 hrs.i just had to go outside under a tree and started begging they release her,and not up to 5mins a call came through ,thst she has regain consciousness,and was even scared to talk to me,she only told me later that she was kidnapped taken to sea n dealt with,that was how i had to let her go,but she refused telling me details,the one am dating of recent just told me about a strange girl warning her in her dreams,last month and am just confused right now

Hmnn - this your story smells , smells like bullsh**t , how’d you even type all this with a straight face ? I kept laughing all through - joker

Lmao - Na your type them dey call ‘omo sun owo ni ina’ , that is to say ‘pikin burn money’ - Omo ale, o doko gbagbe school

RGBshield:
Nairalanders


Couple of weeks ago I kept asking where I can get this phone from all infinix related threads and people gave me negative and positive answers and then a user said I should what forever to get it but today it's in my hand .

Getting this phone wasn't easy but I did it and this camera beats my expectations ..See images ooo

Lmao which camera is awesome , this - even an iPhone 5s camera is better than this nonsense

apache22b:
I would be Richer than him and Dangote put together !!!


My Work In Progressive Progress !!!


God Almighty Is On My Side

No you won’t - stop kidding yourself

Blueelf:
The comments here shows you that many Nigerian youths are really unintelligent.

No useful into, no scientific discourse, nothing.......its banal comments about Lala or whoever he is.

Seriously, Nigerian youths don't read and are hardly interested in spiritual or intellectual discourse.....

Its really appalling.

Sorry oo, American youth - ode!

WilliamsTheGrea:
Hello everyone, my name is Williams, I'm a young guy of 26 years old currently engaged to a very pretty young lady who is 24 years old

I do business online and earn good income before I decided to find a lady and settle down with and luckily I found a good one who is decent and don't flirt around or do social media's like whatsapp or Facebook. Hardly receives calls, not friendly with males lol (I managed to woo her through a church member)

We have been 1 year into the relationship now and we are to get married next month but guys the problem I am having now is that she has a child for another man which is her ex she was with when she was young she gave birth at age 20, we dated for about 7 months before she told me this.

Ever since then I haven't really been myself, the child is a male child who lives with her mother but recently the mother called her to come carry the child as she can no longer look after him due to him being a very stubborn boy, the child is 4 years old.

Now she has gone to bring the child to our home, a two bedroom apartment, I'm a kind of guy who loves peaceful environment with no single drop of noise, now ever since the child came in about a week now, I have not had peace, we have quarreled several times because of the child, I'm not really comfortable with the child because I can't love another man's child as my own

My girlfriend is yet to give me a child of my own, the child runs around and doesn't listen except when beaten and each time I beat the boy up when he does wrong my girlfriend looks at me with hatred like I'm maltreating the boy because I'm not the father.

Please guys help me I don't know what to do but I can't cope with the child, I remember paying the child school fees about 3 times since we are together because the child's father isn't doing anything at all.

Now today is the child's birthday and she is asking me for money to get him cake and take him out.


My people of nairaland I cannot accept another man's child no matter what I love the mother but not the child the connection is just now there because the boy isn't of my character I'm a calm man, very calm but the boy is very radical and stubborn children irritate me so much.

I don't know what to do.

Each time this child topic comes up between I and my girlfriend she becomes bitter.

She says she will never take the child to the father or the family of the father that she must raise the child herself.

I don't think I can help train anothrr man child whom in the end will go and find his father after he is all grown.

Please I need advice, she says over her death body will she return the child to the father

I'm not comfortable in my own home.

A lot of things running through my mind like to break up with her for peace to reign

Or rent another apartment for her and the boy to go live in.

Please I need matured advice

Don’t start your life this way - walk away and don’t look back - throwaway the girl and her child , go look for another girl - trust me you’ll look back and thank me for this advice

This is 2013/14 , you only changed the front grille to 2016 - you sir are a thief and God will punish you

That girl is still a child , she’s not even in her hoe stage yet , you will regret this foolishness , leave her alone , find someone older to marry - cradle robber !!!

TonyeBarcanista:
The kind of advice some of you dish out ehn...

Person wey get mental disorder , imagine advise

Temptee101:


Please, take your insurance to first class economies not Nigeria

Nigerians never see food chop, e come be to dash person 80k-120k yearly in the name of insurance

Probably a car you took a loan to buy

Spits

The fact say you poor no mean say Na everybody wretched like you

MRcocaFanta:
It's like you don't know the power a virgin possesses.

Reason why female virgins are mostly require as sacrifices in movies and there is another reason why Nuns are virgins.

My brother, when five to ten virgin nuns with clean heart gather together to pray for you with ancient Gregorian chants and in Latin.

I swear the way you go blow ehn, e go be like say you do money rituals, everything about your life will be magical, each phone calls to your phones a potential money connection.

If you have a young sister or daughter that is a virgin, nurture her into the holy Christian race, let her be deep into JESUS and Christianity and watch as your life and that of the family turn out for Good.

The power of a Virgin.

Any man that has a virgin lady as a girlfriend or lover has hit a jackpot for life.

Ehh Fam , Shut up - you have said too much nonsense to last a lifetime

Yourbest:
Not everyone is a spectator like you, there are people with actual money that mean business and buy stuffs.

Lmao , okay I’ll forgive your stupidityy- Go and sell your audio car , and get your 3% commission when the actual owner sells it

Yourbest:
SOLD

Lmao, sold to your shadow yeah ?

It is what is is fam- my advise is this , leave the other girl to do what she wants , keep or abort it way the baby , go ahead and marry your fiancée , one day the girl will come back with your child , then you can beg your wife - don’t worry she won’t kill you in your sleep - but don’t ever make the mistake of telling her before you marry her