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Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by holusormi(m): 1:16pm On Oct 28, 2023
E no dey hard to sabi people wey get mental issues , continue !!!

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used 2021 Toyota Venza XLE by holusormi(m): 6:12am On Mar 10, 2023
E no gree 500m ?
Crime / Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by holusormi(m): 6:09am On Dec 11, 2022
Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. He was told he will live until 50 yrs , but will lose her his manhood. He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.
He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum . The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.


His biznesses and houses mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.


The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest with all their Signs. It was like a war.
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He got his manhood back that day.


This is not nollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff!
Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.


E no go better for you , the boy and this story

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Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅2023 Lamborghini Countach Super Sport- 4m Usd by holusormi(m): 5:54am On Sep 15, 2022
Anybody who wants to buy a lambo would not buy it from a random dealer on nairaland , so if u like put price at 10m usd , na whine you dey whine yourself - save yourself this embarrassment and continue advertising your overpriced ‘spiders’ .
Romance / Re: My Brother Is About To Marry My Friend With Benefits!!! by holusormi(m): 9:20am On Nov 14, 2021
Tell him king !!! - don’t mind these females telling you not to inform your brother - na coded olosho all of them be - tell your brother and let him decide !!
Nairaland / General / Re: I Want To Quit Friends & Social Media Because Of Too Much Of Financial Begging by holusormi(m): 5:52am On Oct 25, 2021
Mercychen:
You should thank God you are in the position of giving and not the other way around. Or would you want to switch places with them?
Ask those begging, they wish to be in your position. So stop. Complaining.

What you should rather be doing is praying to God to sustain you in that position and increase you to a point where you'll have more than enough to give to the needy.

You are not a very bright person

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Properties / Re: I Cried When I Entered The Houses Of Billionaires In Lekki by holusormi(m): 1:05pm On Oct 14, 2021
[quote author=care4you post=106716487][/quote]


Let us meet somewhere , e get one ring I go like test for your body , make your doubts clear

You say jazz doesn’t exist ? Lmao !!
Health / Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by holusormi(m): 7:19am On Oct 06, 2021
ModelLook:
Please try and get PhytoScience Stem Cell Therapy immediately. You won't regret it. You can also DM for more Enquires on administration.

We have used it to treat far worse Stroke cases than your dad's and they are fine today. He will be on it for a minimum of 90 days (worse case 180 days) and I can assure you that he will be fine. You will start seeing small small changes and before you know it, you all will see full recovery and you shall come here and testify.

You will thank me later.

I hate reading hopeless stories like this. I can imagine how much you all have spent on drugs, medications and hospital visits.

When there is life, there is hope.

What people don't know is that Stroke is from the BRAIN. When you tackle it directly from the Brain, you start seeing a Cure.


Shebi it’s free na ?
Family / Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by holusormi(m): 7:27am On Sep 26, 2021
spice123:

My brother, I was out of job for like 6 months and wife took care of all the bills excluding rent and school fees and nobody noticed or knew I was out of job. No negative attitude showed up and I will tell you why. A close friend gave me this advice and I will share same with you. When you get your salary or business profit, remove your t-fare/car fuel and give the rest to your wife to manage the home. I was very hard for me to do but t I summoned courage and since 3+ years I started it, I have complete peace. Infact, my wife was praising me on how I was able to pay all bills and manage funds. By the time your wife will mismange the home funds (feeding, rent, kids sch fees e.t.c) she will wake up and realize that paying for gas in the home is the least issue. You will have utmost respect bro. I have been married for 7 years now.

I typed a long reply to this foolishness disguised as a comment , but it’s not worth it - keep it up, you go soon wise

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Family / Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep Alone In A Room Or In A House by holusormi(m): 8:44pm On Sep 11, 2021
Lol I live alone in a 4 bedroom duplex and it’s the best feeling , maybe because me wicked naturally sha
Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by holusormi(m): 2:17am On Aug 09, 2021
Hello all

Please add me to the Lexus Whatsapp group
My number is +2348153678414

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Citi Bank Interview by holusormi(m): 1:54pm On Jun 13, 2021
Originalsly:


After the bolded is fine.... but the first step is what we are dealing with here ... did Citibank reach out to him?... or did he reach out to Citibank? In this case...Citibank is reaching out to him ... which reputable businesses do not do.... let alone a multinational ccorporation.
You may have applied.... really?.... OP need to be finding out how they got his info. What talent are they looking for? When businesses need to recruit for whatever reason... they advertise... those who are interested apply. This is a scam. ... don't ever believe it is a golden opportunity.

At this juncture , shutting up might not be a bad idea , am afraid if you keep talking , you might say the stupidest sh*t in the history of stupid things - please STFU !!
Travel / Re: Help Advise Me On Relocation Plan With Money Saved. by holusormi(m): 2:22pm On Jun 11, 2021
The boy na G boy - go to South Africa , or turkey , Cyprus - all u need is a Student visa

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Career / Re: From N10,000 Salary To Millionaire Pay: My Grace Filled Career Journey So Far. by holusormi(m): 1:24pm On May 23, 2021
Lmao on top this 4.5m - 10k usd ? � - if you can see this , leave naija ASAP Abeg !!!

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Travel / Re: I Was Deported From Abroad. Urgent Advice Needed by holusormi(m): 8:50am On Apr 20, 2021
WillyWonda1:

Please venture into oil business.
I can help you use that one million to purchase about 4000litres of AGO, and I'll use my truck to load it from the depot here in Warri and then supply it to my already waiting customers in big eateries, banks, churches etc. at a higher rate, which will include the transportation,and driver's allowance. If you're interested, we can do business. No be everybody dey do Yahoo

Please don’t listen to this man - please !!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N150k Job In Lagos Vs N120k Job In Ibadan Which Is Better? by holusormi(m): 4:15pm On Mar 18, 2021
Queenlovely:
I was at Transamadi Portharcourt when these young men approached me and started preaching about NeoLife,

I listened intently to them, they said a job was slavery, that it was a temporal solution to a long term problem.

They said Jobs means Just over broke

They were inspiring, they had sweet tongues and almost bought me over.

The point of the story is that, you will never be free working for somebody, Salary is a bribe to forget your own dream.

Even if you are paid a million naira it won't still solve your problems, once you make 100k, you will have 200k problems.

If you make 1 million you will have 2 million naira problem.

Your child cannot inherit your job,

create jobs rather than coming here to compare jobs

You , the neolife people , the jobs you will create , your hand that you used to type this , inshort everybody in portharcourt , God will punish all of you
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Is Best For A Heavy Internet User Like Me? by holusormi(m): 5:47pm On Mar 06, 2021
wale377:
If you stay in Lagos I’ll advise you get tezeti although.... they will come install it in your house
49500(including the unlimited subscription)

Then the next month you can pay 12k for unlimited tho

Is tizeti everywhere in Lagos now ?
Autos / Re: Quick Sale Of 2013/2014 Es350 Upgraded To 2018 by holusormi(m): 4:13am On Feb 13, 2021
tochi55ba:
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Which one is 2013/2014 , them swear for you ni ? State the exact year Abeg !!
Crime / Re: 39 Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Hideouts In Osun And Ogun (Photo) by holusormi(m): 11:09am On Feb 11, 2021
banio:


EFCC have gadgets that will bring out all data in your phone or laptop. Even deleted data would be found. They can put the dotted lines and know if you are yahoo yahoo. It's not easy to lie when EFCC catches you.
The only down side is that even the innocent will bail themselves with huge sums(#400k or more), otherwise EFCC would rope you as a yahoo boy.

You people should stop these rubbish talks - you probably still have the deleted files in your trash or recycle bins and that’s why It can be recovered - using a recovery tool can take up to 200 hours to recover just 1gb files - point is they only act on what they see on your laptops and phones at the moment of arrest - and if you do fraud and you don’t know basic protection tactics - then you should get arrested , you are better off being arrested in fact

NB : I don’t support yahoo , never have and never will !!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by holusormi(m): 12:38am On Jan 29, 2021
[quote author=digitalgeorgy post=98449178]oga, if you wowo then she is not lying.
console yourself with the caring aspect she spoke about.
abeg no let you wowo nature cause wahala for that fine relationship oo.[/quote

If you continue thinking this way , it’s that Etisalat 4gb you’ll sell till your dying days
Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Tokunbo 2010 Lexus IS350 Fsport Convertible.price 6.7m by holusormi(m): 1:03am On Jan 25, 2021
megyucyautos:
Bro people that talk like this don't have money to buy cars...they just all about talk talk .....come to ruining people's post..but my God is with me..if u try to ruining my life ,the ruining go magnet own life forever...Bro leave them and don't mind them...they are just looking for attention

Your curse has been fully installed , have fun with your bad luck �
Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Tokunbo 2010 Lexus IS350 Fsport Convertible.price 6.7m by holusormi(m): 2:31pm On Jan 21, 2021
MotorConnectz:




Not only is the exchange rate high now, its an IS350C, a convertible. The convertibles and coupes are more expensive than the regular 4 door. I have a 2012 of same model for 8m. Do some homework before you come posting comments that affects marketing. Example: The E350, E400 coupes and convertibles are more expensive than the normal E350, E400 4door, the C300 S550 coupes and convertibles are more expensive than the normal C300 and S550 4 door and so on..

holusormi this is not the IS350 your neighbors or some yahoo boys buy every day. Take Note before you throw curses it shows how uneducated you are..

Happy Sales Op..


Continue - curse will catch you too and your fellow thieving dealers
Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean Tokunbo 2010 Lexus IS350 Fsport Convertible.price 6.7m by holusormi(m): 5:04am On Jan 21, 2021
2010 Lexus is 350 - 6.7m ? - lmao , curse will catch you soon - continue !!
Car Talk / Re: Upsurge In Vehicle Theft At Gun Point In Lagos Is Worrying by holusormi(m): 8:35pm On Jan 20, 2021
Kaypee98:
That's my fear of purchasing a car

You no get money Abeg - shutup !!!

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Autos / Re: Lexus RX350 {toks} by holusormi(m): 2:59am On Jan 10, 2021
Lol - 8.2m for 2010 rx350 is ridiculous
Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by holusormi(m): 6:56pm On Jan 02, 2021
UjuJoan2:
Exactly . . .

I will do the test oh, no doubt. But you’ve lost my love and loyalty forever!

God will severely punish you and your trust my dear - can I get an Amen ?

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Autos / Re: Toks 2016 Lexus ES350 Full Option And Accident Free by holusormi(m): 2:58pm On Jan 02, 2021
HitlerGaddafi:

Lol I no wan know which Benz you dey but you see this Lexus es350 up there ehn no be the Benz mate at all.

True this !! - I have the 2014 and it’s a dream car - would you mind swapping ? MKe I drop my 2014 add Sth take this one
Autos / Re: Help Me Choose My First Car by holusormi(m): 8:58am On Jan 01, 2021
Buy the Toyota spyda please !!!
You won’t regret it , that was also my first car and I loved it !!!
Autos / Re: Lexus GS350 2010 Registered Location Isolo Price N4m by holusormi(m): 8:54am On Jan 01, 2021
You do realize this car toks sells for less than 3m right ?
Autos / Re: Lexus ES 350 For Sale by holusormi(m): 1:51am On Dec 15, 2020
Why you no kuku upgrade the back and the interior Na ? Upgrade eleribu grin
Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by holusormi(m): 9:31am On Dec 04, 2020
Hello , anyone here with the new generation es350’s ? - expecting a 2015 es350 in a few weeks and I’ll like pointers , a reputable place to service it , what kind of oil to use etc - help a brother please - thanks

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