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my friend cousin spend 860k to get 4month UK visiting visa, thinking that he wil start a good job on arrival at UK and start a beautiful life....too much expectation.....as at now, the guy have spent 3month still searching for menial job, just one month left for him to be declared as illegal immigrant, after spending so much to get UK visa....
Somebody like dis wil come to nairaland and start saying nonsense that UK is hard, not easy bla bla bla......that is why i keep saying that, ur purpose of seeking for greener pasture wil determine if u wil make it or not...
My purpose is for me to go there and enjoy the ample of research facilities in my field of studies, global exposure.....others are just option to add more and more to my success...
Someone opinion of me shall never be my reality....i dont want crowd in russia...

Misunderstood_G: yeah! true..

who are u Are u really misunderstood?? U ar always interested in everywhere, i saw ur post on germany thread, asking the poster abt tuition fees and admission process...i keep asking u, who are u Those who failed to succeed in europe started dis way because u dont even know what u want in life, u ar confused...russia is not a place for unsure people or try ur luck minds, if u dont decide on what u want and the purpose why u want to go to russia, that means the assurance for u to fail like those previous fellows is very clear.
U are really misunderstood..

onatisi: i just stumbld on this thread.it is funny how some nigerians think outside is easy and most o the believe the american film they watch of someone making million just by been hard.like i always tell ppl,experience is the best teacher.i will bookmark this thread myself and i will love to read about how the hard guys here have survived in russia with their contacts .like my my senior use to tell me "dem no dey teach person,na u go learn urself"

if u fail in europe, does that mean that others must learn?? Ur way of thinking is not the same with others.....let me ask u one question...why are u seeking for greener pasture Ur answers wil decide the reason why u fail in europe and learn pain and frustration.... if u go to europe to study medicine, engineering and computer infotech, i see no reason why u should not make it in life, but if u go to europe to study management course, then ur chances to make it is 50 50...is either u end up as visa agent, or u marry a liability white woman, or u come to nairaland and start telling us hw u fail woefully...go and ask Dell, IBM, BILL GATE how they seek for spiritual enlightenment during there struggle days...
My people perish because they lack knowledge..be wise and seek for knowledge....ur failures in europe wil never be my reality....who go make am go make am...no be all yahoo boys dey collect money...better use brain and be wise...

madeit2thetop: pls is it only in abuja that u can get your cert authenticated?

go to abuja for ur authentication..it is don only in abuja at ministry of education and foreign affairs......go with photocopies and original documents.....

Misunderstood_G: I have one question sha! The NDLEA, is it difficult to get?? Because my Former Agent, told me to pay for him to get it for me.. Abeg, what's your take on that?

despite that my dad is a police officer, i never for once try to involve him about my ndlea clearance..i do it myself...
one office file
Write an application letter for clearance
sponsor letter
commitment letter, one each for guarantors, they wil sign it..write the commitment letter urself to avoid stressing ur guarantors,e.g so so person is a good boy, bla bla bla.."i should be held responsible if he is caught with any drug related offences" bold this part..
Photocopy of invitation letter
photcopy of ur Authenticated result from ministry of education abuja..
Copy of bank statements..original..
Introduction letter or appointment letters from both guarantors..to confirm there job status..they will verify..depends.
Before u leave...use ur brain, hope u go with dat 5 to 8 mercury alarm wey u put inside envelop so that u go fit motivate the person incharge of ur file...
Drop that envelop....use ur brain to understand my language....all eyes on deck..

Misunderstood_G: So.. bros, when you dey go Russia?? Mine isn't till September

i just book ticket today, students can travel with one way ticket...
i book air morocco airline, 93k naira..only students can travel with a one way ticket to Russia....
some mumu go surprise say i buy ticket for 93k..lagos to moscow....i dey ves , person wey get knowledge no dey rush dey do things.....make failures continue to dey blab for nairaland abt there failures at Russia...na dem sabi, there head and my head no be the same....individuals way of thinking really matters.....
i don't want crowd in Russia......not a place for cowards to survive

Misunderstood_G: LOOOL.. Ok About my ban, someone needed help and asked for it, then someone commented on that person's thread and asked him to pay in other for him to help him out, I gave the OP of that thread the information for free, and i got banned for giving away free information.. And for my name.. It's MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS.. The characters weren't enough for me to write my name in full.. What's fishy about my responses??

if u want to excel in life, it all depends on what u want and how u want to do it, some people are finding it difficult to make it in Canada, USA, UK ,Germany etc...why some are during well and sending money home...if u want to listen to failures, it is very sure that u are going to find it difficult to make it in life, if some people go to Russia and fail, does that mean that u will also go there and fail too....those i met at ndlea office last year are really doing well in russia, most of them left naija since 2007, they know what they want and there purpose to be in Russia, they are Russia big boys, happily married and living fine, most of this guyz just came to renew there papers and go back to Russia permanent stay base on marriage things...dont listen to stupid advice from failures, some people just go to europe without plan and purpose, why some people go with high expectation on arrival, thinking that europe is where u can pick gold...a lizard in naija will always remain a lizard....justwise is doing well in UK, why some who left before him are just there frustrated..
am always happy when people are saying negative things about Russia, because i don't want crowd in Russia....better keep off and apply in other countries and leave Russia for wise men and women.....

most important thing in life is CONTACT, if u have a reliable contact, either in India, naija, Ghana, any part of the world, then u will surely make it...i have a purpose why i want to go to Russia, i know reliable friends who are doing well in India base on sure contacts....if u go to Russia and end up frustrated and fail, running around speeding more money to relocate to another countries..what is chasing u around....are u a politician, u end up as a failure because u don't have any reason to be in Russia, ur silly expectation is too high......who cares.i don't want crowd in Russia, make una better dey run go western Europe, USA and Canada......RUSSIA FEDERATION IS NOT FOR COWARDS AND FOOLISH PEOPLE WHO LACK WISDOM.....my people perish because they lack knowledge, u end frustrated in Russia because u lack knowledge.....

if truly u are going for study purpose, u don't need any agent to pay bogus when all ur documents are originally,u don't need agent, i never use any agent to get Russia visa...i do it myself....

it is left for u to decide what u want, someone opinion of u must not be ur reality...u can follow the step of those failures who later left Russia out of frustration.....i dont want crowd in Russia....

cronsberg: Hey Op, these are agents trying to rush you to apply quickly so you don't change your mind. I will seriously advice you to choose anywhere else other than eastern europe. Personally i studied in malaysia and its VERY good there (Asia is cheaper than anywhere else). But if money is not a problem to you, then go for Australia, New Zealand, or Western Europe. Canada is good too.

u be mumu, who be agent, do u think am like u who depends on agents, am open here, i learn here in 2011, now am with russia visa, i just have to share all information here on nairaland....that is what justwise always want people to do...post in details here and stop private info.....

if dem award the contract to opc, many of una wey dey talk nonsense go run go collect application form to join opc.....if dem give opc, many unemployed naija go get work..una no get sense?? Una want make them give civil servants again??...lack of exposure na e dey worry una...if una like, make u no go collect opc form or keep wasting ur time dey find contract work for bank...una dey claim i too know, stil yet nobody know una for naija..gani adams wey no fit read and write before..d guy dey determined, now e don blow wit many followers...make una use una brain and think well before u talk nonsense..una know where una papa see money send una go school?? Keep on to dey lobby for job or u collect opc form..opc lobby for contract,all i too know for nairaland lobby for contract bank work...all na lobby..which way naija

friday songs assembly things

ojo marun lan lo ni ile iwe, ko si ile iwe ni satide ko si ile iwe ni sunday, mura mura, mase se ole...

for playful dull students

olodo rabata oju eja lo mo je, koni ka paper, eba tutu lo mo je shameee

break time fun

boju boju o o, akara ra mo o o, se ki shi shi, shi shi shi shi. Make i come, make i come..?

u dey craze u dey mad u dey gbongolo cigar, u go marry opolo, opolo go give u bele...


top up..IKEJA PRIMARY SCHOOL,IKEJA, LAGOS ....school 2..
Facebook things..(fred riade)...........REUNION

monthly accommodation in georgia is 200 to 300usd per month...georgia is not for hustler, if u are thinking of greener pasture in georgia, that means u ar really on long thing..u cant even migrate from there to another country, u stil have to come to naija and apply..forget abt georgia..kosovo make sense pass am self...i dey tell u fact no be say i dey spoil ur mind ooo..u cannot even apply direct anymore..na agents dey give there schools hope for more naija students...u ar condemn to apply through agent....

Misunderstood_G: What do you mean by German method??

before schools will start processing your invitation, applicants must send return ticket money to school, the money wil be freeze in student school account until after completion of programs...as at now, u just have to buy a one way ticket which cost around 90 to 110k, by september, students law will change.likely to sign it into law that international student can work, that is the purpose of the law in order to still attract more students..maybe i dont know...i got this information from rector at moscow power engineering institute...that is the fact..if truely u are going for study purpose, i think u should ignore the issue of work and oportunities...na ur head go decide for u..over 390 to 400 schools in russia, just go for the top 10..dont just apply in anyhow schools, labour market knows about qualities of schools wit standard facilities...

Misunderstood_G: Thank you very much for your advise, please I'd like to know how you got admission into the University and how much is the tuition fee for civil engineering.. Or did you go through an agent? If you did, how much did you give him...Awaiting your reply

i apply through a lady from the school, if u try to apply direct, the school may not respond, it is 50 50, u must go for preparatory language course for the first year, i dont have idea about schools fees for ur own course, u can ask them during admission processing..i did not pay 1naira, all money are paid on arrival at russia federation, u dont have to pay before you apply, russia is likely to adopt germany pattern from september, it is best for u to apply now...

Geminilove: It cost me me 2k from Ikeja high court lots of guys outside doing it there. I had lost my e-passport and needed asap that was end of last year. it was done within a hour. All I needed was two photos and what i needed fo the report to say.

DEM STILL CHEAT U, POLICE REPORT NA 500NAIRA....
POLICE CHARACTER NA 2 TO 3K, IF THE POLICE HEAR SAY THE OWNER DEY EUROPE, DEM GO INCREASE THE MONEY TO LIKE 7K TO 10K...NA BELIEVE SAY MONEY DEY..STIL DEPENDS ON HOW U RELATE WITH THE POLICE MAN OR WOMAN..BUT THE PRICE IS NOT THE SAME WITH THOSE WHO APPLY DIRECT AND THOSE WHO ARE ALREADY THERE.....THE ISSUE OF 30K IS FALSE, IS EITHER UR SISTER NA THIEF OR NA NOVIST MAYBE THE POLICE WANT TAKE ADVANTAGE..

contacts am talking about are from different states in russia, tula, moscow,tver, tomsk volgograd....i also meet alot of married and hustlers who came to renew there expired passport and visa and reapply for russia visa..i met alot of them at ndlea drug office..they share experience and talk about the good and bad side...na person wey like woman too much go like the story....u cannot survive without learning the language...

i will be going to russia in days time, na preparation things,, according to my reliable friends who are currently in russia, they told me russia is okay and nice, facilities for studies is far better than many countries, internet is free for students, my contacts told me about work, the truth is that, if u really want to work, u just have to learn the basic language faster, u cannot work without learning the language, also depends on the kind of people u mingle with..before you start applying for admission, u need to start ur ndlea clearance in order to avoid frustration because ndlea na war oo, it takes 30days for school to prepare invitation letter for u, this invitation will guarantee ur visa unless u are a dullard at russia embassy during interview..moscow is expensive,
try moscow friendship university or contact my school novosibirsk state university,u dont need to pay anything until arrival at school..moscow is not my destination..my school is novosibirsk state university, anybody going there??
I learn so many things on travel thread, i wil share my experience and russia visa guideline for free, givers never lack, for ur ndlea..hiv test at ave maria hospital, no 52,ademola adetokunbo victoria island, go with ur main international passport, test is 4k, travel insurance at corner stone insurance,ikoyi, obalende, is just 7,320k..do one month..., go with ur paasport data age, police deportation certificate 5k, police character 3k..go direct to main office at alagbon, ikoyi. two passport photo, and two passport data page, u need to authenticate your school documents at abuja, birth certificate is not needed at russia embassy...u can post here for more info, i wil reply here too..

O boy, go to any garden and relax........

dont blame the bouncers, most of this uninvited guest are talented, they have special tricks that wil make the bouncers to allow them in?? The major reason why celebrity do not entertain unvited guest it is because of security, some of them are their to steal mobile phones...i was born and brought up in the barracks, that year, we dey go party wella, serve ur self party dey happen, we know dey attend poor party like people wey dey do achitecture work for number of invitee.......that year, serve urself, wine plenty like mad, na drivers and pA'S DEY drink beer, i dey serve myself wit confidence, but na that year, if the party go dey tough, maybe like dangote or top billionaires, most of them dey start for church dem do main thing for house, guarantee dey say IV must drop, we dey follow them go house, the problem be say if those street tout come thief, na unvited guest be suspect, but we no dey do like unvited guest because our baff up self fine pass invited guest ....who cares about ur amateur wedding....i really enjoy that year...

how does it look like spending chrismax alone without a reliable partner, if u are a woman, in lagos and u are in the same shoe with me, kindly contact me...
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[quote author=cold]Still wayyyy better than your washed up, washed out & thoroughly rinsed modenine[/quot
why bringing tribal into dis now?? Why some foolish people no get sense like dis? Most u compare a dual citizenship man like modeline wit ruggedman that wil always apply for visa before leaving naija? Ar u lost or something....modeline don achieve, just free the guy, british passport na beans?? If na tribalism u want carry come for music u know very well say na yoruba get music..only fela music self na everlasting....stop all dis tribal stupidity and think about ur own life.....u dey compare modeline wit that ruggedman...funny enough[color=#000099][/color]

fabsseun: I tot dat an islamic cleric who's dat popular wulda av a lot of alfa's or prophets who wulda known/seen if he's alive or not.

gawat maybe alive which is very much known to his spiritual advisers, that is the only option left, yes, the man maybe in somewhere hiding for some reasons, but anything apart from that, na long thing, the assasins can tie him with something heavy and throw him inside the river....it is called sea funeral....kidnappers that want ransom wil surely go wit his mobile items and jeep, dis one no be kidnappers issue, it is either gawat decide to hide himself for personal reasons, or he has been killed by professional assasins, if dem bury the man alive, alfas prayer go remove the body from ground, dat is for sure, but if na sea funeral, that one na everlasting, dem know fit see the man again..well, let see btw now and few month, i wil only give up after one yr....anything can still happen,

vandarsar: @Moses, Can you help me on a piece of information? Am looking to visit Georgia. How is the Visa like? Some kinda Visa on arrival or I have to formally apply for a visa here in Nigeria before getting on the plane. Abeg gimmie more info.

there is nothing in georgia, but if u have a purpose of going there, fine.....make sure your admission letter is original from accredited universities in georgia, if the school is not accredited, georgia immigration wil deport u back to home country...fly with turkey or qatar airline...dry country..

@poster, if ur parents are viewing ur post on nairaland, vicjustice don end ur chance to study in russia, it will take u time for u to recover from vicjustice video post......skinhead stil dey russia ,but not much.....i wil not advice any lazy nigerians to apply for russia study visa...na for people wey don zero their mind, no be beans..........@poster, just follow ur mind and be focus...

the clearance is just a paper, bank info will not appear, just a letter that u ar cleared, and ur passport number, they wil give u photocopy and send the original to embassy.. Dont use fake bank account, if u do..hmmmmmmmmmm.....u must provide all those requirement, no matter who u ar, they ar very strict and tough dis days..

no wonder russia embassy in abuja and lagos is dry, so dry... i wonder what could have happen if the killing in aluu village happen in russia or ukraine, those in ukraine and russia, most expecially russia wil come back to naija living large, why there friends wil keep finding it difficult to get a stable job after nysc......well na una sabi, russia is 19 times bigger than nigeria, but wit d same population, rich country wit many natural resources, oil, gas ..etc, they supply weapon to many countries including so called naija...police Ak47 na from russia..1usd is 32rumbles...minimum wage is 15thousand rumbles, convert to usd is 530usd, minimum wage i mean...if u have a working permit in russia, u wil surely make it, most of there women are rich and they love blacks..those saying rubbish about russia do not have working permit, they enter russia wit a tourist visa, which cannot be change...only student visa can guarantee u a permanent residential permit after completion of studies....if you dont know anything abt russia, just shut up...those who do not have the oportunity should just shut up and hide their frustration...in time of money flow, russia is better than many western europe countries...

nigerian is a vacuum, all dis bad belle who dnt have the oportunity to study and live in advance countries wil always have the time to talk trash on nairaland....success start in advance countries, most successful people in nigeria start their career in advance countries, u have to involve in sinful act if u want to be successful building ur career in nigeria....miliions of graduate coming out from nigeria uni, just because some few are selected, foolish people wil start talking trash..we cannot even produce common pencil, all we do is to make noise on nairaland wit all dis animals who lobby for job in naija.....if ur brain is cool and u are desperate to learn, u wil surely excel in life...u dont have to lobby for job, if u av the oportunity to study in advance countries, just do that and ignore comments from jealous goats who do not have the oportunity to study in advance countries..dnt mind them, when police form is out, u wil see all those uniben, unlag graduate filling nigeria police form online....better stop nonsense.

russia application is now online, ndlea clearance is the only difficult requirement among all of them.....anybody going to novosibirsk state university this year??....stil need info about the travel insurance

there is no agent for ndlea clearance, no short cut or back doors....just get those requirement and apply directly, they wil fast track ur documents if u visit time to time, u are sure to get ur clearance fast if u ar using it for study purpose.....dont use fake bank statement ooooo......ndlea are very strict, just make sure al ur documents are authentic.....

computer engineering students, a second year engineering student in ukraine is far better than a final engineering student in nigeria, they ar not in the same class of knowdlege, if u ar jealousy, just keep mute....what is so special studying in nigeria?? Banking and finance graduate, filling police recruitment form online......nonsense, better

out of point, all of u are talking out of point..russia a world power country, most of there lecturers are world class , as far as people from canada, usa, uk, germany are studying in russia, who cares if an ordinary under employment nigerians wil condemn those seeking for greener pasture in europe..rapid rate of students studying in abroad wil surely sink nigeria institution very soon, that is if they fail to develop, the ambassador is only speaking out of jealousy, because, even the poor can afford money to study in eastern europe.....

nothing will happen at aluu village because most of them are one family....supreme vikings confraternity.....the mob and most of uniport students are members of the same cultist, stil dont know yet if those four victims are also in d game......all d so called chiefs of aluu community should voluntarily vacate their title wit immediate effect.....nonsense........

achebe is writing his nonsense books base on frustration because he could not win a noble prize like wole soyinka did..nigeria wil find it dificult to develop because of this three major tribes.....hausa, igbo and yoruba...what is the purpose of ur nonsense education when u are stil attacking eachother at dis time..most expecially dis igbos, they are the most tribalistic people in naija..all i wil tell u is that, the south south wil never support the igbos, the north coast wil never support the igbos..it is going to be a walk over battle...yorubas are peaceful, and intelligent, we accomodate people in our own land, better take time,