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Romance / Re: What Do You Like About Being A Woman? by Honda29: 10:57pm On Jun 29, 2011
@tpia,

I am glad to have made id1ot1c men like you hurt, men (mugus) that spend most of their valuable time and money trying to touch some dirty and stinking hole. The nerve must be very bare and you must be hurting real bad!!! No wonder you are everywhere on this site begging and kneeling on the ground to be allowed to touch the stinking thing. My post was really addressed at losers like you.

Besides, it seems your level of comprehension is very very low. If I belong to your group I would have been everywhere on this site begging for their attention.

Your doctor most likely doesn't want to hurt your fragile feeling by informing you that you are mentally r3tarded. Do not also mind your mum that keep on telling you that you are a smart boy.

They are just deceiving you.

You are mentally r3tarded. You be olodo aka humpty dumpty!

You are as thick as they come, apology to the British.


Also, you are everywhere on this site. You no get job ? How come you have so much time to spend on this site?

Abi you be yahoo yahoo wannabe??

Keep on begging and pleading, ok!! 

What a disgrace to manhood !!!
Romance / Re: What Do You Like About Being A Woman? by Honda29: 7:15pm On Jun 29, 2011
Being able to get stupid beings called men to hand over their monthly salaries to me in return for the chance to touch the dirty and stinking hole in-between my legs grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Like About Being A Woman? by Honda29: 1:19am On Jun 29, 2011
Being able to chop sucker/mugu (men)'s money in return for sex!

Ha ha ha ha ha
Religion / Re: Is Pastor Chris An Entertainer? by Honda29: 1:41pm On Jun 12, 2011
"pastor" chris oyakhwhatever is a scammer.
He does so well because the world is substantially full of mugus (idiots)
Romance / Re: SOS, Urgent; I Am Dying - What Do I Do? by Honda29: 9:42am On Jun 12, 2011
Omogidi,

Please die NOW, that is if your are not stone death already.
Idiots do not deserve to live grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Is this guy really cheap or what? by Honda29: 7:40am On Jun 12, 2011
"@ GL
What stops your love-peddling arrse from buying the diapers WITH YOUR OWN MONEY if he chose napkins. Duh! If he's a cheapskate to himself, be an 'expensivekate' to your pathetic self!"

These leeches really believe men owe them a living!!!!
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by Honda29: 4:19pm On Jun 11, 2011
I say no man is ugly as long as money dey!!!!!!
Ask Nigerian women!
They will tell you "shey na fine face I go schooop"
You can be as ugly as a dracula, as long as awuf money dey, who cares.
Romance / Re: Can Anyone Tell Me Why Is It That When Ladies Meet A Guy The First Question by Honda29: 3:20pm On Jun 11, 2011
"Can anyone tell me why is it that when ladies meet a guy the first question they ask is *WHAT DO YOU DO?* in other words, what do you do for a living? I don't have time for a broke nicca, and i'm trying to understand, what does a man job have to do with him chatting or holding convo with her?"

She want to have idea of how much money you make. She need a mugu (sucker) to pay her bills, you know.
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by Honda29: 3:09pm On Jun 11, 2011
A man can never be ugly, as long as he has money, owo, ego, Naira, plenty plenty.
If you do not believe me, ask Nigerian girls/women!!!!
If you still do not believe me, go ahead and ask OBJ grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu A Supplanter - Awo's Granddaughter by Honda29: 3:02pm On Jun 11, 2011
"Tinubu says jump the zombies jump, Tinubu says sit the zombies sit, Tinubu says Vote for this the zombies as usual carry out their oga's directive, BIko biko be more independent and think for yourself Tinubu no be God, WHat is the difference between this zombies and the almajiris we have in the north? Undecided"

Awolowo must be turning in his grave in serious anger.
So all his toil in the southwest (free and good quality education, cornering virtually all businesses and infrastructural development in Lagos, sending hundreds of thousands to the West to learn Oyingbo sense, etc) only succeeded in turning his people into zombies at the command of an indicted drug dealer.

oma se ooooooooo!!!!!
Romance / Re: SOS, Urgent; I Am Dying - What Do I Do? by Honda29: 2:53pm On Jun 11, 2011
@ omogidi,

Are you now dead? grin

Dying because of woman!!!!

You are just another mugu for women.
Career / Re: Tony Elumelu Story Inspires Mba Students by Honda29: 8:22pm On Jun 10, 2011
. "If I had left the shores of Nigeria, I would not be what I am today and I may not have been in a position to take advantage of the boundless opportunities in Africa. The right people have been a critical ingredient in enabling me to actualize my vision and achieve set goals” said Mr. Elumelu.

This guys is talking porkies.

Tony, you had the chance to contribute to making Nigeria a great place. Instead you chose to prosper by providing vehicles to crooked politicians to rob the people of Nigeria blind. You succeeded big time from so doing. But what has the society got to gain from your efforts? The longest running oil boom of ages has left Nigeria with no medical facilities, no motorable roads, no power supply, unemployment at rates of more that 70%, no water supply, no security, no developments whatsoever. But it left crooked politicians and their collaborators like you stinkingly rich.

People left Nigeria for abroad not because they did not want to stay to contribute to making the country great, but because crooked Nigerians in privileged positions made it impossible for honest people to prosper in that society.

Even Akingbola and Cecilia would be sprouting the above garbage were it not for the fact that they were outed.

Tony, you are so great for our society that the Central Bank of Nigeria had to practically force you out of UBA.

Tony, you hammered big time in that country turned to a waste of space by people like you. But why not stay quietly somewhere to enjoy your own share of the loot rather than celebrating your so called "achievements" thereby adding salt to injury.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu A Supplanter - Awo's Granddaughter by Honda29: 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2011
Chei!!!

Tinubu, a drug dealer indicted in America for drug running is now seen by the Yorubas as their leader!!!.

In Nigeria of today, criminals are Kings!!!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Tony Elumelu Story Inspires Mba Students by Honda29: 7:21pm On Jun 10, 2011
I hope the havard students remember to study the achievements of Fred Ajudua. They (Tony Elumelu and Ajudua) are two sides of the same coins. Tony "succeeded" big time because he focused on public treasury. In Nigeria criminals are king!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by Honda29: 2:55am On Dec 29, 2009
eldee:

Haba, Michellin, how market??

[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/big-momma.jpg[/img]



Michelin fine here no be small.

Auntie Michelin, how market today?
Politics / Re: Northwest Flight 253 Leg-bomber Is Son Of Dr.umaru Abdul Muttalab, by Honda29: 2:09am On Dec 29, 2009
sayso:

what is SlowPoke

Another way for the mentally challenged to sound hip! grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Northwest Flight 253 Leg-bomber Is Son Of Dr.umaru Abdul Muttalab, by Honda29: 1:53am On Dec 29, 2009
How many women and children has terrorist USA killed today?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Attempts To Detonate Explosive On Delta Flight In US by Honda29: 5:08pm On Dec 26, 2009
How many women and children has the terrorist USA killed in the last hour?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Attempts To Detonate Explosive On Delta Flight In US by Honda29: 4:52pm On Dec 26, 2009
How many children and women has the terrorist USA killed today?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Attempts To Detonate Explosive On Delta Flight In US by Honda29: 2:17am On Dec 26, 2009
ijaw_girl:

oh pls shut up, fool!
anyways I dont even care what you think

what should I be proud of?
useless country!

If you so hate your country, what then are doing on this site? Why not go to dollarland.com?  Olodo!!!!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Attempts To Detonate Explosive On Delta Flight In US by Honda29: 2:05am On Dec 26, 2009
What about the news?  Is USA not a terrorist state? A state that bomb children and women in the name of looking for imaginary terrorist have lost the moral standing to complain about so called terrorist.
Travel / Re: Why Will Anyone In His/her Right Senses Want To Vacate Nigeria To Live In The Uk by Honda29: 7:49pm On Oct 17, 2009
I left Nigeria for UK because I did not want to continue to live in a country ruled by known criminals, a country where the only winners are criminals, a country where even the law makers are known criminals, a country that has no roads, no water, no electricity, no government, infact a failed state. A country in which the bankers are thieves, the policemen (wetin u carry) are thieves, the evil servants are thieves, the politricians are thieves, the judges are thieves, the lawyers are thieves, the stockbrokers are crooked, the traders are thieves, the mechanics are crooked, the customs and immigration men are crooks, etc etc etc. I can go on and on and on. Dey no dey shame!!!!!!!
Autos / Re: Larryshow4 Is 4 Real: He Delivered My Sienna A Promised. No Stories by Honda29: 8:59am On May 08, 2009
Shine your eyes well well my people !!!
Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD 2002 Bmw 3.18i Coupe For Sale- Price reduced to N850k (quick sale) by Honda29: 12:20am On May 06, 2009
My people have been conditioned to think anything Nigerian is horrible. That is why this car has been in the market for this long. Why cant interested people inspect the car with paid competent mechanic?
Autos / Re: Is It Possible To Avoid Cotonou Car Getting Seized By Customs? by Honda29: 12:03am On May 06, 2009
Customs guys are aware that banned cars do get flown (illegally moved) into Nigeria you know. Whoever decide to go that route should be ready for the prospect of having their cars seized. Is it not possible for us to comply with our laws in the conduct of our businesses and still make money? Shouldnt we make our society a bit orderly by complying with laid down rules and regulation, even if such rules and regulations are not beneficial to us as individuals, provided they are good for our country? Sorry for the preaching oh!!!
Family / Re: Pastor Loses Wife To Richer Pastor by Honda29: 2:17am On May 05, 2009
@Osisi,

You are only acting to type. Dumb ashawo. When did you return from Italy?
Family / Re: Pastor Loses Wife To Richer Pastor by Honda29: 2:13am On May 05, 2009
@TheBlessed,

You are too ugly.  yuck yuck yuck

Go ahead and commit suicide to save yourself  the misery of looking like a chimp.
Family / Re: Pastor Loses Wife To Richer Pastor by Honda29: 2:09am On May 05, 2009
Osisi,

You dont have to announce to the whole world that you are a dullard. Olodo. $1 per round prostitute.
Family / Re: Pastor Loses Wife To Richer Pastor by Honda29: 8:34pm On May 04, 2009
@TheBlessed,

Something just told me to have a look at the profile of this mad woman and what did I find. A chimp with a red lip.

Chei!! You even have the courage to post a picture showing your ugly face on your profile.

Maybe your ashawo mother told you a lie that you look cute. No You dont look cute. You look every bit like a chimpazee with a red lip.

You look disgusting!! I almost threw up after looking at your picture.

No wonder you sounds so frustrated.

Men take their eyes away from you in disgust each time they look at the eyesore that is your face. yuck yuck yuck.

Dont blame me for your plight. It is the fault of your mother that made love to a chimp in a zoo to conceive you. Unfortunately, you ended up looking worse than even a chimpazee with your nauseatingly shaped and hideously fat nose.
Autos / Re: This Is Getting Outrageous; Enough Is Enough! by Honda29: 4:16am On May 04, 2009
Toks2008:

Hi Guys,



4. If you ever decide to buy Nigerian used cars, please be careful because 9 out of every 10 Nigerian used cars have a hidden problem.


Mr, please how did you come by the above ratio? What is your source for the statistics?

You think you can just come hear post any nonsense and people will start rushing to patronise you right? Attention seekers gets two types of attention you know, some positive while others are negative. But you have succeeded in attracting substantially negative comments to your so-called marketing strategy thereby making it much more difficult for mugus to fall for your obvious lies. Go on and convince people to give you money so that you can "help" them bring in banned vehicles into the country. See what Naija has turned into. Some people are no longer ashame of engaging in illegal businesses. They even advertise it!!!!
Family / Re: Pastor Loses Wife To Richer Pastor by Honda29: 2:20pm On May 03, 2009
spoilt:

Why stay with a hungry man?

Why must women leech on men? Why cant they learn to feed themselves rather than wait on men to feed them? Dont they have hands? Why cant they rely on the fruit of their labour to survive? Why must men continue to agree to play the mugu (the sucker)?

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