₦airaland Forum

Jakumo:
Yes, Pastor Adejale has spotted a nice looking sexy university girl in the congregation, and he is thinking to himself "Damn, why did I have to invite my old ball-and-chain here today. Ain't this a muffugih. Damn. No fresh new poon-tang to anoint after service today. Damn" .

can't you at least pretend that you have sense.

lofty900:
Even bill gates will not buy it.

that's an asset not just a bike.

SamoaJoe:
I don't believe in God. But I believe in the source. That source is not yet known.

the source of creation?

Drabeey:
and especially lalasticlala for not pushing this to fp.

well, I believe what will be will be. M sorry for your loss kitan, I pray God grant him al'janah firdaus.

God'll forgive him of all his sins. It's so sorrowful!

are u a mod

pls don't ban me o

ramdris:
So a forum filled with empty headed thrash like u is better than seeking medical help...? You deserve..

no, u deserve to see a psychiatrist for your first comment.

Biglittlelois:
I have insomnia still battling it, i'm tempted to take sleeping drugs but i dont want to get addicted

do you hear sounds when you sleep.

this is how to do advertisement.
go to a federal hospital's lab
infect urself with the virus on camera, culture it inside ur body and test positive, cure it from urself then bring the negative test, I'm telling you, you would go places!

lofty900:
Women are powerful creatures, the process of child birth proves that they're even stronger than men because men can't even stand and watch their wives give birth how much more go through the process. Married men take care of ur pregnant wives, it's not easy

you should not compare strength of men with women. they're also interdependent.

#womenarefabulouslywonderful

lilytender:
If this is all you understand from the Bible, then you are reading the book upside down. No sinner shall go unpunished here in earth and in the life after death.

so God will first throw him in hellfire before taking him to heaven.

should I say nonsense? I don't know what's stopping me.

her own cup of beans

it's his story and would not make me know if the police is my friend.

OneCorner:
all diz afonjas are too weak... come to aba, we would have burned the car. no time

did you have to say afoja.u not being able to control your self from saying it means weakness.

if u get a good lawyer ,nice cash could come from the case

OP this is not a crime na.

after all his explanation. is he psychopath.

EricBloodAxe:
Edo pple are cowards. Even the oba has been mute since the uncircumcised bastards from desert parasite north started killing his subjects.

why did you generalize since u were talking of the oba. The Kings also might be doing nothing but that doesn't make the people cowards.

SamoaJoe:
Please this is the last time I will clarify this. Am not talking about the Nazarenes as par the people or group. There is a Nairalander who goes by the moniker TheNazarene. He preaches dogma on Nairaland.

but u believed or not in God?

farouk0403:
Yea that's the question.

Ghana or Liberia

I think the people who were first thought English. Or?

SamoaJoe:
This should serve as a warning to people like TheNazarene.

I prefer 1 million stephen hawkings to a million Christians or Muslims.

My reason is very simple... He is more useful to humanity than all of them combined!

Stephen Hawking started a fire in me that can never quench. Please go and watch this documentary;

"Stephen Hawking and The Universe:" He was of the opinion that if Earth was the best work of a perfect God, then God is still a learner.

Currently now, the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) in Europe is working towards how particles come into existence from nonexistence.

When they achieve it now, dumb heads like TheNazarene will find a way to twist it.

Same way Galileo told the world then that the Earth is not the centre of the universe and that it rotates around the Sun: The Catholic church placed him under house arrest where he died. 400 years later, peopleccc like Edwin Hubble and Albert Einstein were able to consolidate on his theory.

People like[b] TheNazarene has never achieved anything in their live except preaching dogma[/b]. But the phone they use and type crapola were invented by non believers who questioned dogma!

actually they did not preach dogma. I also thought the same way and that it's all scam by Europeans but I did a little research. Here's one point; The one you refer to as TheNazarene opposed people preaching dogma, making laws and claiming to abide by them when they did not. He did not impose any 'shall' or condemn people who didn't follow them. Almost all the things I've seen him say were logical and his disciples taught peaceful coexistence.

People are not so stupid to have believed this for like 2000yrs. Even the great Albert Einstein said science without religion is blind.

Every unnecessary religious dogmas were brought by men who shift people's attention away from the basic for their selfish interests. And for Stephen Hawkins' quote, he said 'if' not 'since' and it was never recorded that the universe was God's best work.

Authoreety:
If true, then its worth an applause

for the hostel condition or the excuse. That's government business. It's a federal institution.

tayebest:
mtcheew

hey men don't hiss. Happy Sunday.

farouk0403:
Where was pidgin English originated from?

did it originate from. You say?

sbm060:
WRONG

two views up there so, what's "WRONG"?

GLOBALINF:
Why? Or whose fault is it that you failed UTME?

if the sentiments in ur post were true you would not have replied in this language.

fake guy spotted.

Somebody needs to delete this topic please.

NOC1:
Na Buhari kill your grand papa?

I've said it before I will have two kids by the grace of God, I and wife will raise the kids without any help because my parents never had one .

bio parents?

realisticwise:
you really want us to believe this story? Haba we are not mumus nau . You mean u stayed a whole 3 years as a virgin in your husband's house and you didn't raise hell. No soul has such patience.

she had already spent 25yrs of her life before the marriage + the reason the husband gave.

ettybaba:
Edo people are known for 3 things prostitution, juju and distortion of history.

distortion of history?

aieromon:
This sh1t won't produce any positive outcome in my line of work

still doesn't make it a s*it

Olalan:
The guy is lucky God provided resources to afford a treatment abroad which we all know doesn't come cheap. A slap on our health sector as what couldn't be done here was treated abroad despite our large mineral resources.

mineral resources doesn't do well as processed resources.