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Family / Re: Why Do Poor Parents Have More Children Than Rich Parents? (pictures) by Horlaslim(m): 8:49am On Jul 01, 2022
Simply because a rich man is contended with any gender but a poor man keeps looking for a male child
Celebrities / Re: Mr Macaroni: Why I Declined Osinbajo's Invitation by Horlaslim(m): 7:02am On Nov 06, 2021
Lovenorth:
He is hurt because no one invited him


Fool do you even read the whole article… Get some sense it’s not cost
Car Talk / Re: 04 Camry by Horlaslim(m): 7:37pm On May 26, 2021
1.9m
Car Talk / 04 Camry by Horlaslim(m): 5:09pm On May 26, 2021
Foreign used 04 Camry for sale just arrived a month ago. Buy and drive nothing to fix...

Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by Horlaslim(m): 1:33pm On May 09, 2021
My Toyota corolla 2006 , USA , automatic transmission was vandalised and the ecu (brain box) was stolen. I got one that fit from Ladipo, but never work well. car is working and stopping at times it take time to start or go off while on transmission. pls help with the right ecu number.
Vin is 1NXBR32E26Z689058

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Car Talk / Pls Help Brain Box Issue by Horlaslim(m): 1:30pm On May 09, 2021
My Toyota corolla 2006 , USA , automatic transmission was vandalised and the ecu (brain box) was stolen. I got one that fit from Ladipo, but never work well. car is working and stopping at times it take time to start or go off while on transmission. pls help with the right ecu number.
Vin is 1NXBR32E26Z689058
Islam for Muslims / Re: Boy Won ₦1.6m, Land And Hajj For Reciting The Qur'an (video) by Horlaslim(m): 9:44am On Apr 30, 2021
FTC grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appeals To EndSARS Protesters To Call Off Protests by Horlaslim(m): 10:03am On Oct 20, 2020
Movement

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Unboxes Her Rolex Gift From Ned Nwoko by Horlaslim(m): 1:39pm On Oct 12, 2020
We fighting endSARS battle no distraction pls... you and your Rolex should park aside
Romance / Advice Needed by Horlaslim(m): 10:03am On Jul 14, 2020
Good morning please what business can you advise one go into with 500k capital...
Family / Re: A Man Discovered That His Father Is Not His Real Dad 36 Years After by Horlaslim(m): 9:48am On May 12, 2020
friday2011:



No, my assumption is not on this particular reported story, but in a situation of a child.

Oh ok



Family / Re: A Man Discovered That His Father Is Not His Real Dad 36 Years After by Horlaslim(m): 8:56am On May 12, 2020
friday2011:
Na wa, but me get 1 question,

In the case of swap...

I mean while the nurses are taking care of the babies in the ward, a baby was taken in place of another...

Later on in life, a paternity test was conducted and as expected the result came out negative...

Won't the woman be accused wrongly?





So a swap happens on the 3 children abi lol

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Romance / Re: Advice On What To Do by Horlaslim(m): 2:40pm On May 10, 2020
A friend is subletting is apartment and leaving some things for me agreement and commission fee out of the rent also some home things he want to leave for me. So I’m thinking it’s an opportunity my thinking thou, that’s why I’m seeking for advice and opinion
Romance / Advice On What To Do by Horlaslim(m): 1:53pm On May 10, 2020
Pls hide my ID. Good day my people happy Sunday. I just want to seek for an advice from elders in the house. I’m a guy of 30yrs now old, graduate and working also have my side hustle that’s fetching me money and am ok financially. Have saved enough money to get apartment do whatever I want I to do now, thou still living with my mom in a 1bedroom apartment I sleep in the sitting room can’t be sharing bed with my mom. My gf come to my side most times and we ok and cool we planing out things together n hopefully we can do our introduction towards ending of this year. Now I’m thinking of getting my own apartment and start a life and plan to engage my gf thou I want to give my mom some money to complete her house so she can move there I’m the one taking care of the responsibilities at home thou my cousin help her at her shop and she stay with us. Have spent 30yrs in the area I was born and brought up I’m tired of the area and want to seek for new life and adventure I want to face life and know what next to do. I need a good reason and mature advice to table to my siblings and mom so I can leave peacefully cuz I think they don’t want me to leave her yet and she also doesn’t want me to leave yet. Nigga is getting old ✌️
Romance / Re: I Have Feelings For Her But She's Engaged by Horlaslim(m): 11:53am On May 09, 2020
Don’t ruin the girl relationship bcoz of what you after, pls move on and withdraw whatever feelings you have.

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Romance / Re: How My Ex Left Me After She Discovered My Salary Was 45k, I Now Earn This by Horlaslim(m): 12:24am On May 07, 2020
That she left you doesn’t mean she will regret.. fight is against poverty bro

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Family / Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by Horlaslim(m): 9:21am On May 06, 2020
My own little advice is that OP try and get a small apartment for yourself if you can afford it since you said you financially ok ensure you send her at least half of the money you drop at home every month either for feeding or for one or two upkeep. Leave for a while and make sure she doesn’t know where you are but can reach you no amount of plead or beg ensure she promised to change completely then arrange a meeting with her the pastor and her mom if possible her dad as well let everyone be present and make her say it with her mouth. Just my own thinking thou. If not for anything your health state is important remember if anything happens to you she will continue her life and your kids will grow up.
Family / Re: Do I Build A Small House Now Or Keep Saving? by Horlaslim(m): 4:19am On May 03, 2020
Pls when you are working hard always try to spend on yourself and take good care of yourself. Make yourself happy. I checked this woman page now she was so hardworking with business chai. All for her to be found dead in her car this morning. Bro kindly get a build a house or rent a good apartment upgrade your car, think of a good and lucrative business after this pandemic and do. Remember YOLO peace out bro

Health / Re: 195 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1532, 225 Discharged, 44 Deaths by Horlaslim(m): 5:27am On Apr 29, 2020
Up to immune system now and God cry

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Celebrities / Re: Senator Yayi Gifts Taiwo Hassan 'Ogogo' Toyota Venza SUV For His Birthday by Horlaslim(m): 12:50am On Dec 10, 2019
The senator that represent my constituency, never for once see is work or project. The only time I hear about him is election period and now giving actor cars n co... oh Nigeria my country celebrating nonsense

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Horlaslim(m): 2:02pm On Jul 16, 2019
hotplate:
I just felt the need to share my story..

Rewind back to 2017 after graduation while awaiting NYSC I decided to get myself busy. After searching for job all through the street of Benin city I fininally found one at 7up bottling company in iguosa/oluku. Having no idea of the job description I walk up to the receptionist who gave me an insight and told me it was a factory work, wat to do? I said no problem she then directed me to one oga segun who his suppose to be the one incharge of factory workers so I met with the oga segun he asked what my name was and why I think I will be able to work in a factory after giving him satisfactory answers, he gave me my job description which involves arranging 7up or pepsi product into their truck.. and for every 40creates u pack and arrange u get #100 naira, I don't have any choice I accepted. I resumed the next day and after I've worked for about 9hrs I was only able to arrange 400 creates and I was giving a #1000 naira but when I got home I couldn't stand up the next day that was the last time I entered there. I just decide to go learn a skill and by God grace I will be finally going for service by August...

But hearing the tales from people in Lagos too am surprised because a friend of mine has told me how their are a lot of jobs in Lagos and u even get paid while learning a skill there, according to him he was earning #40,000 naira per month while learning plumbing in one of those tech companies in lagos


Please can you give me your friend link for the tech company. I’m interested in learning plumbing also
Travel / Re: How Can I Best Pass My U.S Visa Interview? by Horlaslim(m): 3:36pm On Jul 03, 2019
Be yourself, calm answer the question you asked don’t go extra mile or sugar coat this people are psychologists they read mind. Moreover it’s luck my dear brother. I have a friend that was granted US visa cuz he shared same birthday with the VO didn’t even check his documents again. So pray n hope for positive vibes. All the best
Education / Is It Adviseable To Laminate Ones WAEC Certificate by Horlaslim(m): 10:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
Good evening everyone there’s an argument going on so I want to ask people on here please is it adviseable to laminate ones WAEC certificate result
Education / Re: Guard Your Certificates Well, We’ll Not Issue Twice- WAEC by Horlaslim(m): 10:43pm On Jun 16, 2019
Is it adviseable to laminate ones WAEC certificate

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Jobs/Vacancies / Phillips Outsourcing Invitation For Interview by Horlaslim(m): 12:56pm On May 21, 2019
Please can someone tell me about Phillips Outsourcing
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Slams Naira Marley’s Friends For “Faking” His Release by Horlaslim(m): 5:41pm On May 20, 2019
Action film we all watching...
Education / Re: Where You Ever Flogged During Your Secondary School Days? by Horlaslim(m): 8:54am On May 09, 2019
I won’t say much but if you attend AnSar in Deen College Isolo... Mr Adeshina, Afo and Aji if you no chop their cane means you no attend the school
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 50000 by Horlaslim(m): 10:29am On May 02, 2019
How will I start and what’s the first step
Business / What Business Can I Start With 50000 by Horlaslim(m): 7:15am On May 02, 2019
Good morning my fellow nairalanders, please what business can I start with a capital of 50000.
Romance / What Business Can I Start With 50000 by Horlaslim(m): 7:09am On May 02, 2019
Good morning my fellow nairalanders, please what business can I start with a capital of 50000.
Literature / Re: Thrills Of A Lagos Babe by Horlaslim(m): 8:27am On Apr 30, 2019
Nice one OP.. update pls
Phones / Re: Delete For Everyone Now Available On Facebook Messenger (remove For Everyone) by Horlaslim(m): 3:06pm On Apr 27, 2019
iPhone 6 16gb for sale

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