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Romance / Re: I Need A Good Printer For Wedding Invitations by Horlaslim(m): 6:27am On Apr 17, 2019
Contact me on this number 08127347880 for your general printing wedding program, iv, sourvenir and co. At your service
Art, Graphics & Video / Design All Your Graphic Art Work With Us Today... Check Us Out. by Horlaslim(m): 7:19am On Apr 01, 2019
Check us out and we’ll give you your taste... All sort of graphics design Letterhead, Calendar, Wedding Program, IV, Businesscard and co
Phones / Re: Mention Top 3 Smartphones You've Used In The Past(throwback) by Horlaslim(m): 5:25pm On Mar 28, 2019
Sony Ericsson K700
Blackberry Bold 5
TECNO canon C9

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Romance / Re: What Is The 'brokest' You Have Ever Been? by Horlaslim(m): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2019
Manuel69:
Just last year, exam period, first semester 300 level, was extremely broke and couldn't call home cuz I know Mummcy doesn't have I don't want to add to her trouble. Had to trek into people's farm to plug unripe mango.
During my 200 level I think, was ill and broke, went to the school clinic, doctor said it's malaria. Told nurse to give me some drugs and two injections. Nurse asked if I had something for break fast, told her no. She refused injecting me. Went back to my Lodge, drank enough water and returned back to clinic. Got injected after lying I took bread and tea. I almost fainted after taking those injections. Felt dizzy cuz I had nothing in my stomach.


We are still en route to that promise land. We are getting there

A swear my brother this is just the starting point...
Romance / Re: What Is The 'brokest' You Have Ever Been? by Horlaslim(m): 11:10am On Mar 13, 2019
Casan0va:
Reading all these made me reminisce.

This was last year. Easter period.
The major theme when I called home for money was to pray and when money would be finally sent, asked to manage.

I remember, they sent me transport. One thing led to another and I used it to play bet and lost. (As a broke boy, I believed betting can give me some money).

I didn't know how to call home and tell them. I was penniless, everyone has travelled back home. I was practically the only person in my lodge..
I had garri and small sugar(thankfully). That was what I was taking till it finished.. I finally summoned courage and told them that I didn't have transport fare.


After shouting and stuff, my dad refused to send another one. I think it was my sister that sent money across.
I happily trekked to the ATM to withdraw, after standing in queue, I found out I forgot my card at home. I had to trek back under the hot sun sad.

I searched everywhere, I couldn't find the card, I broke down and wept. I was already looking like a skeleton.
I didn't eat for 2 days uninterrupted.

Finally on Easter Sunday, I had to beg one woman for food.


Luckily nepa gave constant light, so I watched movies on my laptop.
I couldn't walk on the road, because I was staggering.
I was forced to sell my 32gb memory card for 800 naira just to eat.. .

Man don suffer for thus life oo.
I contemplated suicide. Even my phone was misbehaving, I angrily smashed it.
Nothing was going my way.
It was holiday period, so banks were not open so I could use withdrawal slip.


Thank God for life sha


O boy you strong o... I don laff tire
Romance / Re: Guys N Girls Share Your First Sex Experience And How It Happened.. by Horlaslim(m): 8:32am On Feb 28, 2019
stupidity:
Buhari is back to fvck Nigeria in the asx and your here talking about sex? Na Toto go kill you angry

Mr man if Buhari no favor you at least you are a Nigerian feel free to go to Aso rock to unsit him..
If you don’t have anything to say just shut the F up

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Romance / Guys N Girls Share Your First Sex Experience And How It Happened.. by Horlaslim(m): 8:24am On Feb 28, 2019
Let’s share some TB experience
Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Horlaslim(m): 4:01am On Feb 08, 2019
I don read testimonies so tey I no no which one to give top 3

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Shocking Lie Your Partner Ever Told You? by Horlaslim(m): 3:38am On Feb 08, 2019
Mursz:
After having 2 fingers moving freely unhinged in her pvssy she still claimed she was a virgin.

Ema gba me ke!
maybe she no get Hymen
Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 3:26pm On Feb 06, 2019
MannieA:





hian!!She was fine before but ugly now..na wa o.Wetin happen to her na??
guess to much of kpekus.. girl wey don de naco since 15-16 what do you expect
Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 9:39am On Feb 06, 2019
When I was in ss3 I met one girl in my area, approached her and sharp sharp we started talking along the line we started dating least I got then was hug, I always smile home after the hug cuz this girl is damn beautiful yellow paw paw. Fast forward we finished ss3 time for VS party, told this girl we going together to show off to my friends to see my beautiful gf she said no p. A week before I started showering this girl with stuffs cuz my mum has a provision shop I will go to my mum shop in the evening to help her pack and will steal danish cookies, shortbread or any imported biscuits reachable did that for like a week damn it this girl still hug me. Cut it short VS day reach I call and call her number switched off my eyes don red and bad mood. After VS I went to her house with anger this babe just use her hand rub my head to calm me down naso I forget about it, still vex say why I de vex las las na me beg before I leave her house. As time goes on I no no say this girl na almost every guy don browse her internet later she con learn hairstylist behind my house one guy still enter her again. Naso my eyes de always big say I must have my own share too. Brother and sister to talk true o I no see nipples suck talk less of p*nna. Her uglyness now na grade 1

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Data Collection Agent by Horlaslim(m): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2019
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Romance / Re: What Was The Dumbest Thing You Ever Did To Impress A Girl/guy? by Horlaslim(m): 10:52am On Feb 05, 2019
modestbrowser:
In Jss2... I wrote a love letter and gave it to her friend to give to her.
This her friend is same class with us.... I really don't know what's wrong with girls.
Flashforward to next day.... I was late to school, on getting to the class, I realize they've rewritten the love letter on the chalkboard.
Came into the class and everyone was laughing and pointing towards the board.
I kuku look board to see wetin the make them laugh.
Behold it was my love letter to the mumu girl.... It wasn't funny at all.... I wished the ground would open and cover me.
My boys tormented me with that experience.....

P.s
I was opportune to fuxkkk the hell out of the idiot girl in the higher institution just recent.
I used the luv letter incident as prove to what I can endure for her.... Told her I could take any shame for her.
That single line made her transported her self from calabar to my lodge in Owerri.
The puzzy was severely dealt with.
my guy my guy chop am you valid... korect G grin

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Religion / Re: "Before Having That Sex" by Horlaslim(m): 8:46am On Feb 04, 2019
OP keep quite

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Politics / Re: Aye Dee: Nigerians Don't Have Right To Access Internet On Election Day by Horlaslim(m): 11:19pm On Feb 02, 2019
Common sense you don’t have keep quite

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Romance / Re: Guys See 20 Ways You Can Use To Test Your GF To Know If Shes Real Wife Material by Horlaslim(m): 7:28am On Feb 01, 2019
Rubbish post
Romance / Re: Whenever I Get Into My Car With My Girlfriend We Always Have This Argument by Horlaslim(m): 7:23am On Feb 01, 2019
Gerra ra here and let me read better next post

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Romance / Re: With Your Phone Battery Percentage, How Close Are You To Get Married? by Horlaslim(m): 4:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
76% shocked shocked
Romance / Re: No Sex Challenge: Can You Do Without Sex For One Year? by Horlaslim(m): 8:48am On Jan 29, 2019
WomenTrainer:


Lol. Oga, calm down jor. It's possible na.

Something I've observed about sex is: THE MORE YOU HAVE SEX THE HARDER IT IS TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX. BUT THE LONGER YOU STAY WITHOUT SEX, THE EASIER IT IS TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX.
see pastor womentrainer
Romance / Re: No Sex Challenge: Can You Do Without Sex For One Year? by Horlaslim(m): 7:58am On Jan 29, 2019
seniorgozman:
I have stayed more than 15 years without sex
will you keep quite

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Romance / Re: Can You Stay In A No Sex Relationship by Horlaslim(m): 11:01am On Jan 24, 2019
No sex
No money
Tit for tat
By the way is she a virgin
Family / Re: Lady Accused Of Abandoning Her House Help At A Restaurant Speaks by Horlaslim(m): 2:03pm On Dec 27, 2018
madone:
OK next time look out for people in public and help them how can u be there eating and a girl like tat is looking a ur family you no even notice. Selfish looking family
will you keep quiet �
Travel / Re: A Guide To Entering Public Transport In Lagos by Horlaslim(m): 6:20am On Dec 15, 2018
Oshodi na thefe headquarters be wise when you de Oshodi shine your two eyes � grin
Crime / Re: See How Two Guys Scammed Shop Owner After Buying Phone Of N110K. Photos by Horlaslim(m): 7:03am On Dec 11, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
af never een fooled.
when i do deals.i dont put fixed price
and it must be day time and ss close as fuc to the atm
u dey atm machine i dey your back
no transfer. cash only
fuc
a whole 110k
nawa o

Pray not to be a victim nobody wise pass... we all get our leverages
Romance / Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Horlaslim(m): 10:29am On Dec 07, 2018
After you don lavage all the sweet things, you now know she’s not the right one... aiye le o

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Romance / Re: Man Confused As His Girlfriend And His Friend Fight Over Food. Photo by Horlaslim(m): 8:37am On Dec 07, 2018
Stop making friends with igbo smokers you won’t hear
Education / Re: Things You Don't Know About Some Animals by Horlaslim(m): 12:42pm On Dec 05, 2018
Educative and good write up
Crime / Re: Small Doctor Arrested By Police For Firearms Possession (PHOTO) by Horlaslim(m): 10:47pm On Dec 03, 2018
Publicity stunt or crime
Like for publicity stunt share for crime
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Horlaslim(m): 3:39pm On Dec 03, 2018
I buy iTunes, Amazon contact me

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