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Romance › Re: Mrsphyno Please Stop Ignoring Me by Horlufemi(m): 2:39pm On Nov 20, 2015
Darven:
I don't even care about her pusssy. I just want to get to know her.
did I say pussy? grin
Romance › Re: Mrsphyno Please Stop Ignoring Me by Horlufemi(m): 12:29pm On Nov 20, 2015
u only want mrsphyno for her *****
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Are Not Terrorists And Terrorists Are Not Muslim by Horlufemi(m): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
The ones in Mali do they worship sango. as far as they are concerned you non-jihadist are non Muslims.

Mohammed will be labelled a terrorist in this age we are.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Trekker Hangs Himself Over Buhari’s Failures In Office by Horlufemi(m): 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2015
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Foreign Affairs › Re: 170 People Hostage In Mali, At Radisson Blu Hotel by Horlufemi(m):
Jihadists are the true Muslims. They are doing the ones doing the will of allah.
Politics › Re: Between Wailing Wailers And Whining Winners by Horlufemi(m): 10:37am On Nov 20, 2015
Calm down
Politics › Re: Foolish Is Not Igbo!!! by Horlufemi(m): 10:19am On Nov 20, 2015
Lobatan
Computers › Re: What Kinda Game Can This Laptop With This Specification Play by Horlufemi(m): 9:42am On Nov 20, 2015
Candy Crush


Just joking


PES 2016

Mine can play it.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Help Me Up Who Know About This Company @ikeja by Horlufemi(m): 6:15am On Nov 20, 2015
soyoyeyemi:
Based on a referal BG Nig invite U for a chat/work briefing on Sat 21/11/15 @16, Akinremi Str Anifowose Opp New Garage Ikeja by 10am.HR Mr.JERRY K 081-8198-5885
fake
Health › Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by Horlufemi(m): 12:50pm On Nov 19, 2015
tempex88:
IBPMN has served me for more thab hal a decade. Una no sabi use am, na y ur gadget dey spoil
how do u use that crappy IBPMN generator. educate us.

I used sealed oil and service once a month. it is crappy it is simple.
Health › Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by Horlufemi(m): 9:10am On Nov 19, 2015
tempex88:
IBPMN has served me for more thab hal a decade. Una no sabi use am, na y ur gadget dey spoil
I buried that useless ibpmn generator. imagine person come charge for your house and u burnt his phone because the useless ibpmn generator. that guy no greet me since then.

I've been at peace since I bought a better generator
Health › Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by Horlufemi(m): 9:07am On Nov 19, 2015
tempex88:
@Op is it the giant Mikano generator that I inhale daily on site that is now fair to my health? Abeg, it's harsh policy, give us light and then ban generator. Wetin dem want make my barber dey use? Abi the game house wey dey next street? Afta a while, the will say youth are unemployed. No b una ban Wetin dem fit take work?
we literally banned ipmn generator years ago in my area. buy that generator and get heart attack.

buy these ones instead

Health › Re: What The Small Generator (I Better Pass My Neighbour) Is Doing To Us by Horlufemi(m): 9:04am On Nov 19, 2015
ViNeHaNds:
We should be greatful for the ban of that small generator, why? Because The environmental toxicity due to oily fumes emitted by this little machine is very deadly, that i can honestly tell you if you have had it fumes always in your environment and obviously have been breathing it, meehn, you have been seating on a long thing because you have been initiating a process to getting your lungs and hearts in a bad unfixable health conditions, your condition will surely be worst than a chain smoker( whom is liable to die young). Someone had to safe us from ourselves.

Another accomplist on this serious environment pollution and health hazard threat common in our environment is the popular tricycle(keke napep), honestly should get the ban too.

Reason being that the combustion system of this two machines are although economical due to its top fuel efficient utilization ability, i mean it saves fuel in long working hours, but lets mind our health more and embrace this bans.

Looking at the available option in the market there are other brands offering almost same fuel utilization efficiency and extremely low prices and good quality built engines to reducing the health hazard in our environments, you can check this brands to confirm.
The small businesses can embrace this other options.
I have been victim to the unheathy voltage supply of this "i better pass my neighbour" generator, its burnt a few of my phone chargers, which gets me wondering why it chooses to blow up charges and some other home appliances but wont power a refrigerator, infact, appliances like a barber clipper will reciprocate the sound emitted by this generator (which travels in its unheathy voltage).

LETS BE GRATEFUL TO THIS BAN, ITS A NICE ONE AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED, SAY NO TO JUNK APPLIANCES POLLUTING OUR ENVIRONMENTS, CAUSING US GREAT HEALTH IMPLICATIONS, WE DESERVE BETTER WITH OUR HARD EARN MONEY.

Whats the point making all the money when you wont live to enjoy the fruits of your labour, Thank you Mr president for safing us from ourselves.

#remain bless

__VINEHANDS__
that generator cost me my phone laptop and television. I will never buy I pass my neighbor generator.

instead buy the smallest normal generator. e.g. spg1800 generator 5liters = 10hrs. it lasts longer and better than that rubbish ipmn generator. its about 24k
Politics › Re: Kano Female Suicide Bomber Dyed Her Leg With Henna Before Mission (Graphic Pic) by Horlufemi(m): 9:00am On Nov 19, 2015
northvietnam:
if I say (.…..........) is a bad religion they will come for my head now. why can't the educated and fat bank account men from that region start serious sensitization . what on earth will you tell or give some body from the west south and the east to make them venture in to this messhuhhuh?........... for them mind , they are doing the will of (.................).
a ............. is someone that does the will of .............. . they are only doing the will of ............. by daesh people
Politics › Re: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Horlufemi(m): 8:36am On Nov 19, 2015
iruocious:
Very shameful... Dats wat you get when u elect an uneducated ex-millitary dictator as a president in a democratic setting

Flagrant violation of court orders, boothing out judges that refuse to dance to his tune.

I can feel the change.
The judge was sent on compulsory Retirement with immediate effect after the National Judicial council (NJC) suspended him and recommended his retirement to the President for misconduct.
Politics › Re: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Horlufemi(m): 8:34am On Nov 19, 2015
stexsy:
Did they carry out any investigation?

Bubu the joker
The judge was sent on compulsory Retirement with immediate effect after the National Judicial council (NJC) suspended him and recommended his retirement to the President for misconduct.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Apologizes To Former President Jonathan For Voting Him Out! by Horlufemi(m): 7:47am On Nov 19, 2015
chychyobbi:
According to Micheal Joel who sent in this letter saying it is an apology to our former president Goodluck Jonathan on behalf of every Nigerian. I think you should read and see why he wrote this and let us have your opinion afterwards…Read;

Our Dear Goodluck Jonathan, I write on behalf of all Nigerians to tender an unreserved apology to you for unknowingly voting you out of office as the President of ‘once upon a time’ Giant of Africa, Nigeria.

I know many will shy away from accepting this fact, especially, those from the Aggrieved People Caucus who are commonly known for boasting of what they cannot or will never do.

Before your exit, we Nigerians used to buy fuel at N87.00 per liter. Who knows, by now may be you would have brought it down to N22.00 per liter.

Your Excellency Sir, believe me, we have all learnt a lesson and we promise, never to repeat such blunder.


It may interest you to know that we have finally come to term that PMB’s primary ambition was to be a Petroleum Minister but was tricked by the known scammers to divert from his ambition to Presidency for reasons not yet made public.

In view of this discovery, we are currently on a round-table negotiation with PMB to accept your unconditional return to Presidency and rather concentrate on the Ministry of Petroleum which he presently occupies till further notice.

Accept the assurance of the fact that once the ‘Old-Soldier’ sign the MoU, we will communicate same to you.

While re-emphazising our regret for your exit, we are hopeful that you are currently on the drawing board to re-strategize and do what you know how to do best ahead.
Pls accept our sincere apology.

Micheal Joel

Yours truly!

http://www.chichinwaafrica.com/nigerian-apologizes-to-former-president-jonathan-for-voting-him-out/
For 90% of Jonathan's tenure u bought it for 97, not to talk of some scarcities here a and there where we bought for higher. OP talk for yourself. Leave others
Politics › Re: Nigerian Apologizes To Former President Jonathan For Voting Him Out! by Horlufemi(m): 7:38am On Nov 19, 2015
I, Oluwafemi, am not sorry for voting out PDP.

This op is like an Israelites who after gaining freedom faced some challenges and immediately wanted to go back to Egypt.

The author of that letter is either a stark illiterate or a child. Who hasn't been reading the news.

Before the end of the Jonathan government I have told people to get ready for hard times. Even if Jonathan wins or not. Hard times will come.

You never understood what u wanted in the first place.

I still have my PVC, buhari should guide this country in this trying times or be voted out too. Its not hard. But I will never vote PDP. Kowa to the rescue.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Apologizes To Former President Jonathan For Voting Him Out! by Horlufemi(m): 7:33am On Nov 19, 2015
I don't need to apologize, if buhari messes up, I still have my PVC.

Only Israelites think like this.

They lesft Egypt and faced a few challenges and they want to go back to Egypt.

The writer of that letter must be a primary school pikin. And a stark illiterate (sorry but its true). Before the end of the Jonathan government I've been saying Nigerians should be ready for hard times. Even if Jonathan was there. We will still have economic issues.

I, Olufemi am no sorry for voting PDP out. Jonathan is a nice man but PDP forgot what governance is.
Politics › Re: Ban The Use Of Hijabs Even Islam Itself And See Terrorism Automatically Grounded by Horlufemi(m): 7:27am On Nov 19, 2015
They will fight back. Form a rebellion. Islam is based on lies the day Islam allows itself to be questioned, it will fall like a pack of cards.
Nairaland General › Re: Trending On NL,ENDTIME. by Horlufemi(m): 11:08pm On Nov 18, 2015
Lasisi69 handiwork
Christianity Etc › Re: Finally!! T.B JOSHUA Announce The Coming Of Biafra by Horlufemi(m): 10:43pm On Nov 18, 2015
South West pastor
Christianity Etc › Re: What A Great Religion This (islam) Is! by Horlufemi(m): 4:14pm On Nov 18, 2015
johnydon22:


Islam is great alright if you judge from the ability of a religion to mess up the peace of the whole planet and make it's adherents behave like cows...

It is great at being bad
It's Allah's will.
Christianity Etc › Re: What A Great Religion This (islam) Is! by Horlufemi(m): 10:56am On Nov 18, 2015
Very great indeed. See them bombing.

Kill them wherever you find them.
Politics › Re: CHANGE!!! Sai BUHARI!!! WE Get To See Stolen Money With 8 Trillion Naira Budget! by Horlufemi(m): 10:26am On Nov 18, 2015
Lol
Politics › Re: Was the previous Government Really A Corrupt Government? by Sage Esit-ime Idiok by Horlufemi(m): 10:15am On Nov 18, 2015
He let corruption roam free. He's a very gentle man.
Politics › Re: Buhari Seeks Approval To Pay N413b Subsidy Claims by Horlufemi(m): 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2015
SirSmithHarry:
Must you insult your president?
GEJ was insulted, let him feel the heat too.
Politics › Re: Hilarious Riddle: Who Can help Solve This Problem by Horlufemi(m): 11:11pm On Nov 16, 2015
mohince:
my guy u are sharp, congrat call 08139798...... To claim your prize
How can I call incomplete number? huh
Politics › Re: Hilarious Riddle: Who Can help Solve This Problem by Horlufemi(m): 11:06pm On Nov 16, 2015
mohince:
Riddle I was first in my class last year and was excellent in my performance but this year I'm struggling with the same books I read last year. Who am I?
Clues: my uniform is blue and I'm from England London.
Chelsea FC
Politics › Re: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by Horlufemi(m):
Boko haram is not a priority


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvWqr57Zcg8
Crime › Re: Man Describes 'saddest Moment' After Getting Into Taxi With Crying Muslim Driver by Horlufemi(m): 8:41am On Nov 16, 2015
Enter the cab of an Arab at your own peril. You can never say. They could be a spy agent for isis and they can execute the order at anytime.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Anything Like Sinful Haircut? by Horlufemi(m): 10:54am On Nov 15, 2015
Scenario

You are in a room with 2 people. A priest and an area boy. The officials came in and blindfolded you for 5mins.

And left.

While u were blindfolded, one of them slapped you.

The blindfolds were removed and u where asked. Who do you think slapped you?

Who do u think it was?

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