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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by horpe132(m): 10:03pm On Aug 31, 2013
[quote author=D-Explorer]Pardon me dude! When we said detective was around, we weren't joking.
HERE IS THE LINK, I'm sorry!
http://nochancepappy./2011/07/31/an-erotic-passion-of-desire-erotic-love-letters/[/quote]. . BUSTED grin
PoliticsRe: US Ready To Strike Syria by horpe132(m): 7:28am On Aug 28, 2013
I won't be surprised if the unrest in Syria was Created by,,,,China,or,U.S...
If u think our leaders are hungry of power & Control................Try U.S or China
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of The Day! Soldier Orders Policeman To Do Frog Jump by horpe132(m): 9:56pm On Aug 24, 2013
This is not golf oscar oscar delta
PoliticsRe: Military Burial Of Officers Killed By Boko-Haram & UNAMID Operations (Pictures) by horpe132(m): 11:03am On Jul 26, 2013
RIP my fellow brothers
PoliticsRe: Military Burial Of Officers Killed By Boko-Haram & UNAMID Operations (Pictures) by horpe132(m): 11:03am On Jul 26, 2013
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PoliticsRe: USA Donate Bomb-Disposal Equipment To Nigerian Police Force(picture) by horpe132(m): 9:16pm On Jul 24, 2013
Hmmm.............ok Oga USa .......wahat do you want in return huh??
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa State Governor Makes MBGN 2013 Anna Banner His Special Adviser by horpe132(m): 4:56pm On Jul 21, 2013
Hmmm............."If na GEJ nau dem go don dey shout 4rm U-S to Nigeria"........Buh i still don't understand O.......Is the post of a "Special Adviser" a Ceremonial Office or wat sef.........Nigeria i throw way Salute
PoliticsRe: A Letter To The Misbhaving Noble Man Prof Wole Soyinka by horpe132(m): 9:22pm On Jul 19, 2013
Your opinion is noted bro.................@least u ar taking the risk............4d@ i commend U......If wole can Voice out,,,den u av d ryt 2do d same
PoliticsRe: Policeman Beaten Up By Driver And His Conductor Because He Claims To Be 'staff' by horpe132(m): 9:26am On Jul 17, 2013
WE GIVE UP !!! angry angry
Jokes EtcPlease What Do We Call This ??? by horpe132(op): 12:18am On Jul 14, 2013
Just saw dis on a Contact dp...........Abeg wats d@ guy trying to do

PoliticsRe: Obi Presents 300 Security Vehicles To Anambra Communities by horpe132(m):
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PoliticsRe: Obi Presents 300 Security Vehicles To Anambra Communities by horpe132(m): 1:40pm On Jul 13, 2013
I swear to GOD i hate dis idea !!!.......Must these Governors buy Vehicles ??

Do they need me to flog them before they know how to invest in the police ??

Now how many CCTV camera's do these police av on the streets ??

How many SSS''Detectives''undercover agents do dey have ??

How many time have agent & police been upgraded in terms of seminars & other technologies ??

How many work station has he built for them ??

The Governor has done well but i think dis vehicle syndrome needs to be checked
From Experience i knw d@ wen u invest massively on intelligence and technologies..e.g Cameras,trackers,& oda communication gadgets...I knw u'll need few police vehicles...

Dear Mr Governor you have done well,,but u can do better. I knw if ur Police is Vibrant & gallant u &ur state will take the pride.........Sir take my Advice & the CP should knw bet....



God bless U,God bless the Nigerian police,God bless Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Who Leads Nigeria To The Promise Land? by horpe132(m): 1:05pm On Jul 13, 2013
And the Question remains:::::::::is Mr Jonathan ruling Nigeria for BAD ?? ??

See there are many definitions to "Good & Bad",Nigeria is not going to the promise land Oo,because we are not "Israel".

My destiny and urs is not for us to determine or cast a vote On......"The next leader will be better& More intelligent"........God know best

Nigeria will be successful and great'''we will plant and it shall spring
Forth.......We will be a Great & God fearing nation..




My fellow Nigerians please be patient
PATIENCE is d WORD
PoliticsRe: Will Jonathan Reinstate Major Hamza Almustapha into the Army ? by horpe132(m): 12:50pm On Jul 13, 2013
Dis case is too "big"for my experience Oo.....Leme watch and learn..........................


Waiting for the experts !!!
PoliticsRe: UN Declared Malala Yousafzai's Birthday "World Malala's Day" + UN Her Speech by horpe132(m): 12:41pm On Jul 13, 2013
Just passing through dis corridor.....Emm has Malaya eva drank garri flake b4 ??..............please i need a good reply grin grin..........



Way to go Malaya...Greatness is not taught in skul neither is it acquired by force.........Its just inborn................

If u doubt me ....emm.....ask Malaya
PoliticsRe: Pro-jonathan Lawmaker In Rivers Tried To Snatch Police Weapon by horpe132(m): 12:25pm On Jul 13, 2013
How do u enslave the police to these lawless politicians and not expect such to happen......See how d police man sef dey look d man.....Dat action only can send the man to jail in a lawful country not Nigeria........."THE POLICE NEEDs its INDEPENDENCE"............Can he try d@ stunt with a soldier ??

I'm a Soldier,My rifle is my life,I loose my LIFE the day i loose my RIFLE.


Less i forget Op ur a on a wanted list of d SSS for including the presidency in ur Malicious write up wink............U'll come tell us what u knw..cheesy
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Is A Very Weak Man, Influenced By His Wife by horpe132(m): 11:58am On Jul 13, 2013
I'm beginning to suspect dis Mr Tom ( jerry ) west Oo........
What's his problem with Jonathan........ he should do more of positive things and talk less of negative things............Ok we know we have a problem with Mrs 1st lady.......Yes we all know...................................buh why don't we all work 2geda 2make dis Nation successful.....Must everybody rub salt on our Nations wound d@ our 1st lady in "Educationally imbalance"?? Yes we knw she no go skul,,,we knw she talks too much,,she uses heavy makeup & d@ she "gbagauns" a lot..................Lets work a bit on the positive side of dis Nation .....its ha tym...its only once in a life time.......Let's see how Mr & Mrs Tom "jerry" West will do if dey find dier self handling 50 different families.......................

DO MORE THAN CRITICIZE PEOPLE,,Add value to dier life...
PoliticsRe: Blame Jonathan If Rivers Governor Is Killed, Says Soyinka by horpe132(m): 7:26am On Jul 13, 2013
ashmanpolo: It's an insult to my person - an educational pundit, hearing people talk carelessly about Soyinka. Are we now saying that what Soyinka said about PEJ and GEJ aren't true. Please let's give fairness a chance and absorb the salient points he made rather than his personal entity.
In as much as both the Governor and the President are not out of blame as regards the present crises, the president should know that the largest fraction of the blame will definitely be apportioned to him if THE MAN DIES. To us the River State indigenes, THE MAN was a PRO- GEJ and among 'the five fingers of a controlling hand' now the question is, who controlled the hand? JONATHAN. So logically, one can easily deduce that he should be blamed if anything happens to Amaechi.
I think their just trying to pressurize my Mr President to intervene in the on going drama........Its good they said that.....at least he'll feel a sense of responsibility abt d issue now.............My Opinion tho................................................................................................buh why everybody dey write long long Essay 4here na...Op sef join lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Man Beats Wife To Death In Osun by horpe132(m): 7:15am On Jul 13, 2013
Almost everyone is frustrated in this Country..........RIP 2d dead..................We need a lot of cheap & Accessible Counselors & psychologist...............4rm family's to schools to d police & our so called leaders............................................Something is Jamming our brain in dis part of the world
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Military Hard-wares At The Army Day Celebration 2013 by horpe132(m): 6:40pm On Jul 12, 2013
Afro connect: we must face reality and upgrade because other Nations have far better weapons.
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Yes they have better & more upgraded Weapons.............Now the issue is What's do dey use doz weapons for ?..........If Nigeria should decide to get these so called Upgraded weapon......Who do we use dem against ,,"Boko haram ?............France.U.S.A...China etc can afford to get all dis weapons because 1...dier Economy cam absolve the buying or production...Cost of maintenance and upgrading too...........2...Dey av more "Red" threat level dan Nigeria........3...dey believe d@ d fear of dier Artillery is d begining of wisdom to any Nation......
Nau must we Copy Copy......The so called old school Artillery we have now,,,what ar we using dem for,,...Most of dem ar just for decoration & to shakara all doz small small country......e.g..ghana..gabbon..Mali..etc + boko haram................................My Experienced opinion tho
Car TalkRe: Police Harassing For Driver's License Serial-Number by horpe132(m): 10:11am On Jun 29, 2013
Na uncle jona joor............na him ..na him...na him.....na him.. grin ...na him...... . "Police woman where are you O". Kom enlighten your fellow brothers O"..............Na jonathan cause am grin
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by horpe132(m): 9:12pm On Jun 24, 2013
STILL WE FLOW !!![b][/b][size=8pt][/size]
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Trip To Africa Comes With A Hefty Price Tag (extra Security, Etc). by horpe132(m): 10:57am On Jun 16, 2013
Inik: He is the most powerful man in the world so he deserves all the security he can get. However i think he shouldn't embark on the trip unless it is absolutely necessary given the huge resources involved.
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Him be God ?........Make him no die again...................Other SSS agent can lose their life because of him........They can also get him another heart..."Extra"........So when the Original stops they can always have a backup..................................and they won't Stop advocating for mother nature.....Mtchewwww...........................................My Opinion
HealthRe: Health Implications Of Standing For A Long Time. by horpe132(op):
I know standing or walking is a normal thing............Buh what I'm talking about is Standing for a LONG period of time in our banking halls.....
And i got this from the link above....
Health Complications due to standing or walking for a long period of time ...

Slouching

In contrast to proper posture or "Neutral Spine," "slouching" refers to improper posture or "non-neutral spine."[2]


Varicose veins

Varicose veins are veins that have become enlarged and twisted.

Just as with orthostatic hypotension, gravity pulls the blood downwards to the lower part of the body. Body mechanisms, such as vasoconstriction and valves of the veins, on the other hand, assist in forcing blood upwards. However, the valves of the veins work best in concert with accompanying muscle contractions. Standing with some muscles constantly strained, on the other hand, such as in slouching, creates no support for the system carrying blood upwards. As a result, the veins in the legs might become distended, making the valves unable to close properly, causing further distension and thus varicose veins.

Joint compression

Standing results in a state where there is pressure on e.g. the synovial joints, e.g. the knee, but without any significant movement of it. Therefore, the bones squeeze the synovial fluid to the sides,[1] in contrast to the case in dynamic pressure, which permits the fluid to circulate. Thus, long-term standing reduces the normal lubrication and cushioning of synovial joints, causing tearing of them.

Postural muscle fatigue

The muscles need rest between periods of strain. Constant standing never gives them this opportunity. Eventually they’ll become exhausted, which can be felt as pain.

Pregnancy

Pregnancy is a risk factor, both for the mother and the child. Walking or standing more than six hours per day has been linked with pre-term births, low birth weights as well as high blood pressure for the mother.[1]



Further complications

Suffering people may be less alert in their tasks, resulting, e.g., in incidents at work.
HealthHealth Implications Of Standing For A Long Time. by horpe132(op): 1:24am On Jun 05, 2013
"A case study of a typical Nigerian Banking Hall"
My mom came back from work yesterday evening and told me about a man that slumped in the banking hall and died before been transported to the hospital. This incident happened at ikorodu area of lagos state,yesterday 4th of june 2012.....

I remember when i wanted to save some money into a friends account at First Bank Pansheke abeokuta,,the qui was so long that the air conditional was ON and people where still sweating,then it downed on me that i have to be Smart........2 minutes later my brain worked wonders and i walked majestically into the bulk room to deposit my cash,,, how much ?.............................just two thousand naira and i thanked my star....


Its no News that most of our banking halls in Nigeria are highly congested during working hours........"NOW HOW DO WE TRANSACT BUSINESS IN OUR BELOVED BANKs WITHOUT STANDING FOR A LONG TIME or STANDING THE RISK OF FAINTING" huh?

CBN..Civil right societies..NLC..State governments..NUJ..Nairaland ,etc. Please help us,People die and get sick due to this day to day banking stress.

Mods help I'm not sure if this is the Wright place to post this.........Tanx


Source.......Maggi knor,,,Onionz,,,Cray fish...and http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_complications_of_standing
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by horpe132(m): 9:16pm On May 04, 2013
celi4ever2k5: Check the Reg No
Pls help me check dis..........Reg no 35510684EB..............tanx ...I'm grateful
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by horpe132(m): 7:45pm On May 04, 2013
Can someone kindly check dis 4me...........Reg no 35510684EB.................Thanks in Anticipation
Jokes EtcRe: "5 Things To Know When A Girl Wants You To Approach Her." by horpe132(m): 9:45am On Apr 12, 2013
Orishirishi undecided lipsrsealed
Business To BusinessRe: Why Are Some Threads On Nairaland's Front Page Not Displaying Or Blank ? by horpe132(op): 8:26pm On Apr 03, 2013
@Seun......thanks..

I'm experiencing the same thing now......on dis thread " A Picture Of Cossy Ojiakor Decently Dressed (Picture) «"2day 3/04/2013 @ abt 8:09pm....
I've done all wah u asked 2do......I've used d normal browser & Opera mini,,,,I've cleared the caches...I use Etisalat BIS & I've tried in on a Nokia x2,,nd I got d same blank response...........


I hope u guys resolve dis ASAP so as not 2 discourage "NL beginners"

Na Lagos i dey Oo,no be jungle kos i knw NL peepz
Cheers
Business To BusinessWhy Are Some Threads On Nairaland's Front Page Not Displaying Or Blank ? by horpe132(op): 2:54pm On Apr 03, 2013
Mods pls I don't know the Wright place to post this,Since N/L has no Customer Care Section.
Pls help transfer to the appropriate Section...Thank u

I've been noticing dis 4a wile on NL,,,,Some threads dah are on the front page does not contain anything when clicked on.............I stand 2be Corrected.... 2day 3/04/2013 @ abt 2:38pm I tried opening the"Camouflage Clothes:Is It Illegal For Civilians In Nigeria?" Thread buh it displayed nothing(blank response)....and the "Picture of terry G and his bodyguard"thread.....I got nothing(blank response).....My question iz what is wrong with doz threads and why are they on the front page if dey ar not gona tell us wat we want ...

Its noh ma 4one Ooo.....kos I tried it on anoda 4one nd I got d same response !!!


Distinguished ladies nd Gentle Men of NL,,My honorable MODs & Dier Oga @d top Seun ... .."Pls can I get a Translation 2dis dream" ??

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